Season 4 (All-Stars) Episodes

[Chelsbot]

Week 10 – Part 2

Houseguests: Eddie McGee, Lydia Tavera, Roddy Mancuso, Sarah Hrejsa, Will Wikle


With only 5 houseguests remaining, Eddie was feeling confident. He knew he was safe with his Hell’s Angels allies, and Sarah and Will would target Roddy and Lydia as a pair before going after him…

Eddie (Season 1): THERE IS NO WAY IN FUCK I WON'T BE IN FINAL FOUR. NO WAY IN FLYING FUCK. I set up this game so there are two pairs going at each other...Will & Sarah vs. Roddy & Lydia...if either pair wins they will put the full other pair on the block. But of course it's not just a matter of me sitting in the middle not giving a fuck about what happens this round. I'm a card carrying Hell's Angels member and this week has Will's name all over it. I don't know if I made the right choice between him and Renny last round but there's sure as fuck no doubt this time around. Will has to fucking go and if I can't have him, I'm replacing Sarah with lube and my right hand.

And Eddie was correct. Will and Sarah planned to do everything in their power to split up Roddy and Lydia this week…

Will (Season 2): Well, losing Renny was really crappy. Especially since I thought I had done a pretty good job of tricking Lydia into nominating Eddie. It's upsetting to have a plan fall through, especially one that I had so much fun carrying out. But it appears that Roddy & Lydia are after my butt - which they should be - and aren't willing to listen to what I have to say. Good for them.

Bad for them though that I'm still here because I plan to make sure those two don't get to the end together. Neither of them have done anything that is "winner worthy" in my opinion, and if they were in the final 2 and I had to vote for one of them, I'd probably just stage a coup and walk out of the jury house. Frankly, I don't think there's anyone here who deserves to win except for me and Sarah. Maybe Eddie. But Roddy and Lydia? Pass.

Before the HOH competition, Eddie lied to Will, saying that he would help Sarah and him take Roddy and Lydia out of the game…

Will (to Eddie): Thanks for voting to keep me. I think Roddy and Lydia really wanted me gone.
Eddie: Yep. They did.
Will: I want to win this HOH so bad and put their butts up.
Eddie: Yeah, this round has their names on it.
Will: We can't let them get to the final 4 together. It would be suicide. I think if one of them wins HOH they'll obviously put two of you/me/Sarah on the block… so whoever is not on the block we should throw veto to. That way we can still get one of them out.
Eddie: Yeah we need to work together on this, or this week will be a mess. They will work together.
Will: Yep, I agree.

Sarah (Season 2): So, Renny left last round thanks, of course, to Eddie. I will admit that since Final 7 Eddie has been controlling this game. I have been fighting every step of the way but he has had the voting/decision power almost the whole time. That, and making sure he hasn't been nominated has been huge. Going into the F5 it's Will, Sarah, Eddie and Roddia. Will and I know we need this HOH badly. Eddie has promised he'd vote out Roddy and, although he has lied to my face several times, I hope he is telling the truth. But there is a nagging doubt....always present with Eddie. Will and I did some Jedi Training before the HOH. Okay, we kept getting distracted talking about how Roddia sucks and we hope Eddie is being truthful and how we are hated on the jury. <333 Well, more so me, but I can take it. I won't apologize for not wanting to ride along behind Sheila and Nathan this season.

At the HOH competition, a shocking announcement stunned the house…

Chelsbot: It's time for your next HOH competition, but first I have an announcement.
Sarah: Oh, no.
Chelsbot: You think you're the final 5, but tonight, I have some news...
Will: Oh Lord.
Lydia: WHAT?
Chelsbot: Weeks ago, you evicted Natalie...
Sarah: OMG.
Chelsbot: ...or at least, you thought you did. But tonight, her twin sister Amanda will be joining you in the battle for $500,000.
Roddy: LMAO.
Chelsbot: Just kidding.
Sarah: I was excited.
Lydia: Me too.
Sarah: Can Amanda please play?
Roddy: No hidden power of redemption?
Chelsbot: But here is the real announcement…
Sarah: Oh man.
Chelsbot: Tonight is the second of 2 Fast Forward evictions this season…
Will: Oh Lord.
Roddy: Oh My God.
Eddie: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah: One was enough!
Chelsbot: The HOH competition, nominations, Veto competition, Veto ceremony, and eviction will all take place tonight. After tonight, we will be down to the final 4.
Will: Wow.
Lydia: I don’t think she is joking this time. Is it April already?

Roddy (Season 3): I was in a state of absolute shock when it was revealed that this would be yet another double eviction week. I really thought that the final 7 would be the last ‘twist’ in this game. Does that make me naive? I think it does . Anyways, it certainly was not a twist that I was upset about – it just meant that things were going at a faster pace than I expected.

Eddie (Season 1): So I get ready for HOH and Chelsbot makes a special announcement...it's another fast forward! Of course I don't give a shit because I'm in the middle 100% safe, and anyway I know all my scenarios so I'm ready for any shit. I'm that hot.

Lydia (Season 3): I am not used to fast forward weeks so when Chelsbot announced that we were having another one, of course I was not prepared. All I really knew is that Hell's Angel needed to pull off an HoH win because even if Sarah or Will won the veto, we could still get the one remaining on the block evicted with no troubles at all.

Eddie is in the best position in the house right now as the "middle man" because of course he is with me and Roddy in Hell's Angels but Sarah and Will think that he is a loner so they want him to help get me and Roddy out not really knowing that us three are tight. It honestly just baffles me that really nobody has noticed that Hell's Angels have been controlling this game behind the scenes since like Week 2.

Chelsbot: We'll kick things off with an HOH competition titled "Highs and Lows." I will ask questions about the Big Brother: Warzone game. Each question will contain a number. The answer will be higher or lower than the number given. For each correct answer, you will earn a point. At the end of 8 questions, the houseguest with the most points will be crowned the new Head of Household. Any questions before we begin?

Eddie: Yes. So Higher if you think the number is higher? And lower if you think the number is lower?
Chelsbot: No, you have it backwards.
Eddie: WAIT ARE YOU JOKING. AHHHH.

Chelsbot: How many times has the Power of Veto has been used to remove a nominee from the chopping block this season? Is the answer higher or lower than 9?

The correct answer was Higher, and everyone answered correctly.

Chelsbot: How many votes for eviction have been cast in the MAJORITY this season? Is the answer higher or lower than 80?

The correct answer was Lower. Eddie, Will, Roddy and Sarah answered correctly.

Chelsbot: How many votes for eviction have been cast in the MINORITY this season? Is the answer higher or lower than 15?

The correct answer was Higher, and Roddy, Will, and Eddie answered correctly.

Will: Boy power!
Eddie: IF YOU GOT A COCK MAKE IT ROCK.

Eddie (Season 1): Both Lydia and Sarah get it wrong. Ugh, if a non- Hell's Angels was going to fall behind I was hoping it was going to be Will, not Sarah. Lydia is now at the point where I don't even kid myself she might win HOH. It's coming down to Roddy and I to take out Will from this competition...but the guy is good...

Chelsbot: How many Veto competitions have been played this season? Is the answer higher or lower than 11?

The correct answer was Lower, and everyone was correct.

Chelsbot: Of the 10 Veto competitions played this season, how many have been won by women? Is the answer higher or lower than 5?

The correct answer was Higher, and everyone was correct.

Chelsbot: How many HOH and Veto competitions have been played in all 4 seasons of Warzone? Is the answer higher or lower than 85?

The correct answer was Higher. Everyone but Will answered correctly.

Eddie (Season 1): WILL GETS IT WRONG! As far as I was concerned this HOH was now over.

Chelsbot: Of the 18 All-Stars, how many houseguests have gone from being HOH to being evicted the following round this season? Is the answer higher or lower than 3?

The correct answer was Lower. Everyone answered correctly.

Chelsbot: How many nights have you spent in the Warzone house this season? Is the answer higher or lower than 35?

Everyone correctly answered Higher. After 8 questions, there was a tie between Eddie and Roddy.

Chelsbot: Grab your chalkboards. I'm going to ask you a question, the answer being a number. The person who comes closest to the correct answer without going over will win. If you both go over, the closer number will win…. In the Veto competition "Reach for the Stars," what was the total number of stars?

Will and Sarah tried to help Eddie win the tiebreaker, but Eddie planned to throw it to Roddy…

Will (whispering to Eddie): I have no idea, man. Aim low maybe? That’s how I won the last comp with a tiebreaker.

Sarah: I would guess like 300…

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Eddie: 30
Roddy: 50

Chelsbot: The correct answer is 270 stars, so congratulations Roddy, you are the new HOH!

Roddy: OMG!!! <3<3
Lydia: *Hands Roddy the HoH key* That you will have for like an hour.

Sarah (Season 2): We're at the end and it's a tie between Eddie/Roddy. And Eddie throws it. OBVIOUSLY! Guessing 30 stars when the answer is 270 - wtf. I told him 300, which was high but definitely a lot closer.

Roddy (Season 3): I won HoH!!! FOR REAL!!! Although I was one of the people least at risk of leaving this week, having a completely guaranteed safety was an amazing feeling. And it is a feeling that I have not had in a LONG time. Winning the competition also ensured that Hell’s Angels was gonna be 3 people of the final 4. Meaning that even if the worst case scenario plays out, we still have ONE of our members in the final 2. Booyah!

At the nomination ceremony, Roddy targeted the Season 2 pair…

Roddy: I have chosen Will and Sarah to nominate for eviction. I don't think this really is coming to either of you as a surprise. Sarah you were a vote against me when I was on the block, and Will I was only on the block because you ambushed me. Anyways, we are far enough in the game that I doubt much more of an explanation is really required. So good luck in the veto 5 minutes from now.

Sarah: Oh, please, like you really need a reason.
Roddy: Well, I had to make a nom speech sometime in this game.

Roddy (Season 3): It took until the final 5 of this damn game, but I FINALLY got to make my own nominations. Will and Sarah were no-brainers. If I left one of them off the block, there was a chance that one would have saved the other, and a Hell’s Angel would end up evicted. So I made the obvious choices and kept my allies safe.

Before the Veto competition, Eddie agreed to a plan to help backdoor Lydia. In reality, he was playing Sarah and Will in order to ensure Will’s eviction.

Eddie (Season 1): Sarah and Will went on the block...there was only one way their pair could survive to final 4...my hot ass.

Sarah (Season 2): Will and I know that we need veto - but if I win Will goes home and if he wins I go home. He was willing to trust Eddie still and throw it to him. It was our only chance to both stay. This is where a bit of guilt creeps in because I KNOW Eddie will keep me but I cannot guarantee he will not vote out Will. Especially since I believe he just threw the HOH to Roddy. Makes no sense he would do that and keep Will. BUT we took the chance. And when I say we I guess I mean more that Will took the chance.

Will (to Eddie): If we can get Roddy and Lydia out, then we can throw the comp to you.
Eddie: Yeah. Hope it works out that way. *high five*
Will: YES.

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Eddie (to Sarah): I will fight my ass off for it and take you off. Everyone needs to help me win or else this week is about to suck.
Sarah: We will.

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Eddie (to Roddy): I want to win veto so bad. I'll take Sarah off and then make it a tie.
Roddy: Alright. But I am not throwing it if that's cool.
Eddie: That's cool

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Chelsbot: This Veto Competition is called "I Am Countin'." The object of this game is to earn 3 points or to be the last person standing. To earn a point, Big Brother will ask you a question about a collection of items. The answer is always an amount. You will have 30 seconds to write down what you think is the correct amount. Then, you will reveal your answers to everyone. After seeing each player's answer, you will have 2 options: to stay or to fold. If you fold, you cannot earn a point for that round, but you are still in the game and may continue when the next question is asked. But, if you have confidence in your answer, you can stay in the game and go for the point. If your answer is closer to the correct number than any other person who chose "Stay," you win the point. If you Stay and your answer is the furthest from the correct number, you will be eliminated from the competition.

Eddie (Season 1): The Veto competition was awesome. We had to count shit we had no time to count and stay or fold on our bets. More important than estimating skills was how much BALLS you had. I wonder who the fuck was going to win this competition?

For the first question, the houseguests were asked how many goldfish were in a giant fishtank.

Eddie: 270
Lydia: 150
Roddy: 220
Sarah: 400
Will: 200

Only Eddie and Roddy chose to Stay. The answer was 385 goldfish, so Eddie earned a point and Roddy was eliminated.

Eddie (Season 1): Only Roddy and I chose to sign our checks, but only my ass could afford to cash it. Roddy was out. Served him right. Throw it to me or get out of my way!

The second item was Veto symbols.

Eddie: 2400
Lydia: 300
Sarah: 700
Will: 1,225

Everyone chose to fold, so no one earned a point. The correct amount was 885 Veto symbols. The third item was clouds.

Eddie: 1,000
Lydia: 200
Sarah: 480
Will: 534

Only Sarah chose to Stay, so she earned a point. The correct number was 441 clouds. The next item in the competition was flames.

Eddie: 2,000
Lydia: 666
Sarah: 815
Will: 420

Only Lydia chose to stay in the game, so she earned a point. The next item was stars.

Eddie: 240
Lydia: 525
Sarah: 399
Will: 212

Lydia and Will chose to Stay. The correct number was 292, so Will earned a point and Lydia was eliminated. Now that Roddy and Lydia were out, Sarah and Will decided to throw the game to Eddie, thinking he would help backdoor Lydia. The plan was for Eddie to be the only one to stay, so he would earn the remainder of the points.

Will (to Eddie): YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Eddie: YEAH!!!
Will: So you'll get the next 2 points. Sound good?
Eddie: YEAH
Will: I can't believe this. Amazing.
Eddie: I know!!
Will: This is huge.

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Sarah: OMGOMOGMG!
Eddie: THROW TO ME NOW.
Sarah: We won.
Eddie: THROW!!!!

The next item was peppermint candies.

Eddie: 1,000
Sarah: 430
Will: 934

Chelsbot: Only Eddie chose to STAY, so he earns his second point.

The correct number was 931, and Will had only been off by 3.

The next item on the list was musical notes.

Eddie: 1,600
Sarah: 801
Will: 1,187

Chelsbot: The correct number is 1,177.
Eddie: DAMN WILL. I hope you stayed, son.
Chelsbot: Will is the closest, but only Eddie chose to Stay. Eddie, you have won the Power of Veto!
Eddie: OH SHIT!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah: Congrats Eddie!

Sarah (Season 2): We got both Roddy and Lydia out of the Veto competition by just saying fold most of the time. Roddy hung himself and then Lydia eventually did the same thing. Then Will and I just kept saying fold so Eddie would win. I have no doubt that Will could have won that veto if he had tried.

Eddie (Season 1): I got my three points and WON MY SECOND POWER OF VETO OF THE SEASON. Like I said, if it takes BALLS it has my name all over it. I hope the next competition is going to be Russian roulette.

Eddie decided to continue the charade that he was working with Sarah and Will…

Sarah (to Eddie): This is so perfect. Getting Lydia out… with Roddy’s HOH.
Eddie: I KNOW!

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Lydia: Eddie, I seriously hope you win this game - you are the man. And remember if Sarah bitches, say that Will was your comp threat since Roddy won HoH.
Eddie: So Lyd... I'm going to keep the suspense going and take off Sarah. And then make it a tie for Roddy to break. Just for entertainment value.
Lydia: WHAT?
Eddie: YOU'RE SAFE! Me and Roddy control the vote.
Lydia: Oh, alright then… *sigh*

Lydia (Season 3): It made me nervous that he wanted to save Sarah but I suppose he just wanted more entertainment when he kept me, and not Will. What a little sinner he is.

At the Veto ceremony, Eddie carried out his plan…

Eddie: Well this is a hard choice, and it sucks to have to make it... because I want an essay for every time I win something, but I don't have time now. Should have had one prepared. But I have chosen… to use the Power of Veto… on… SARAH!

Sarah: OMG! Thank you Eddie! *runs and jumps into Eddie's arms!

Roddy: *rolls eyes* Thanks a lot, Ed.

With Sarah safe from eviction, Roddy only had one choice to nominate…

Sarah: Nominate Amanda.
Roddy: This is obvious. Lyd, hop on up. :/
Will: Lydia! Come sit by me!
Lydia: Fourth time nominated!
Sarah: OMG that's MY record from Season 2!
Lydia: I am going for the record!

Eddie (Season 1): So I got to have my cake and eat it too. I kept my word to Sarah while leaving her final 2 partner at my mercy.

Lydia (Season 3): I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD WHEN SARAH AND WILL THREW THE VETO TO EDDIE! I just find it funny how those two put so much trust/faith in him when he is HARDCORE two-timing them. I acted like I was trying to win the challenge but was really throwing it so Will threw the challenge to Eddie... thinking that Eddie would save one of them, and force me up on the block and vote me out...

HAHAHAHA.... Think y’all will get this out of that house this week? NAH. NAH. NAH. - <3 Ke$ha

Roddy (Season 3): When Sarah was actually removed off the block and Lydia was replaced, there was a part of me that had a panic attack. I never felt as though Lydia was really in jeopardy, but it DID occur to me that strategically, it wouldn’t have hurt Eddie TOO much to get rid of Lydia at this point. Lydia leaving at final 5 would basically ensure that the following week would result in the house saying 'Sayonara.

After the Veto ceremony, the houseguests barely had a chance to catch their breath before the eviction began…

Chelsbot: Before we begin the live voting, the nominees will have a chance to make one final plea. Lydia, you can go first.

Lydia: "I think you should keep me because I like to smile"

Eddie: Hot.

Lydia: And I have a unitard. End of story.

Chelsbot: Will, what would you like to say?

Will: Just that I hope you'll keep me. I think it's the right move at this point. Good luck to Lydia. Keep smiling in your unitard.

Chelsbot: It is now time for the live voting to begin. Sarah, please head to the Diary Room…

Sarah stormed into the Diary Room, and without hesitation, she voted to evict her nemesis. Now she just had to hope that Eddie would do the same.

Sarah (Season 2): I vote to evict your lame, boring ass, LYDIA! There is NO QUESTION about this vote since I need to keep my Will! PLEASE PLEASE Eddie come through for us!!!!

After Sarah voted, Eddie was called to the Diary Room. Once again, the ball was in his court, but he knew exactly what he wanted to do.

Eddie (Season 1): SO this is a hard choice

Pros for Lydia: She smiles.
Cons for Lydia: She wears a unitard.
Pros for Will: He's good at BSing.
Cons for Will: He tries to BS me sometimes.
I VOTE TO EVICT WILL!

When the results came in, Sarah and Will realized that they had been duped…

Chelsbot: Houseguests, the votes are in, and we have a tie. Roddy, please stand and announce your vote for eviction…

Will: Gee, this is going to be a shocker.

Lydia: I wonder who is going?

Roddy: Ummm, no reason to leave people hanging on this one. Lyd you are amazing, Ed you are also amazing <3. I vote to evict Will from Big Brother Warzone All Stars.

Sarah: Sorry Will - you deserved to stay

Lydia: Thanks Sarah

Sarah: You're welcome Lydia.

Chelsbot: It's official. Will, you are the 14th person to be evicted from the BB Warzone: All-Star house.

Will: Well, I wish I could have gone to final 4 and at least tied my last season ‘cause I think I played a better game this time. But it wasn't good enough. Good luck to all of you. I think very highly of each one of you. Play nice. Good luck.

Lydia: Good game Will, I wish you the best of luck.

Sarah: Great game, Will! You were really awesome. *hugs Will*

Roddy: Will, honestly, you were fucking awesome in this game. Made the right decision time and again, and used your powers wisely each time. Hope we get to play again in the future.

Will: Thanks, y'all. I had a blast.

Before leaving the house, Will had to find out why Eddie had betrayed him…

Will (whispering to Eddie): Haha why the lying?
Eddie: You wouldn't have thrown it otherwise. :-( Sorry, but Sarah-Will was scarier than Roddy-Lydia.
Will: Haha, fair enough. Good luck.
Eddie: Thanks, man.

With that, Will exited the Warzone house. The game was now down to 4.

Eddie (Season 1): Will, you were an amazing player and even though we never officially aligned I couldn't have survived this long without you. We took out Sheila and her brigade and I don't think you can regret it even if it didn't end up helping you get to the end. You made great moves and left a huge impression on this game. You are one of the best.

Sarah (Season 2):I was devastated to lose Will. He was my closest ally, my partner in crime, my confidant, my sounding board, my backbone at times, and my biggest supporter. He was also the best player in the game and would have - or should have - won hands down if he stayed. My F2 dream of Will/Sarah was crushed. And, Eddie was the one who crushed it.

Roddy (Season 3): When the verdict was in and Will was out, I felt as though a huge weight was lifted from my shoulders. Will leaving is GREAT. First off, I was really nervous about him being here because he was in my opinion, the most likely to win the damn thing. But beyond that, he was better than Sarah at competitions, and had a good head on his shoulders. I am basically entering my dream final 4. 2 of my closest allies are here with me, and the other person is one of the least threatening players in this game. I guess I gotta just hope for the best…

Will (Season 2): Well that's that I guess. I really thought I was going to stick around once Eddie won the veto. But I guess he wised up. Really, it was a lose-lose situation for him going up against the two tightest pairs in the entire game, so I can't blame him a bit for his decision. In fact, I think he probably made the best move, so kudos to him.

Coming back into the Warzone house was amazing. I really feel like I stepped up, and played the best game out of anyone here. I know I made myself a target towards the end there, but it's All Stars, and I came here to win, and that's how I played. It just wasn't enough.

I didn't make it as far as I did in season 2, but I couldn't be more proud of myself and the way I played. I was personally responsible for some of the biggest players leaving the game. I may not have won, but I got Sheila out. That alone is reason enough to be happy.

I had fun, I met some amazing people (and some really awful people), and I kicked ass for a while there. I may not be walking out with the grand prize, but I'm also walking out with no regrets - and at the end of the day, that might be all we can hope for.

To Sarah: you are amazing. I can't tell you how nice it has been to have someone who I can trust completely and not have to worry about. You were that person for me, and I am rooting for you. I think you can pull it off.

To Roddy, Lydia, and Eddie – The only one of you who deserves to win is Eddie. I think Roddy and Lydia are perfectly nice people, but they just haven't stepped it up enough for me to respect their games yet. Maybe that will change.

To Chels: Thank you for having me. I am continually impressed by your hard work and dedication to make this series a success for everyone involved. You're to be congratulated. Thanks for having me. It was an absolutely amazing ride.

XOXO,

Will

[Chelsbot]

Week 11

Houseguests: Eddie McGee, Lydia Tavera, Roddy Mancuso, Sarah Hrejsa


After the second Fast Forward eviction week, the game was down to the final 4. The Hell’s Angels alliance only had one obstacle to reaching their goal of making the final 3: Sarah.

Roddy (Season 3): After seeing Will leave the night before, I was feeling quite confident. My biggest personal threat was out of the house, and I was in a final 4 with my 2 best allies and Sarah. She isn’t weak, but Sarah is someone I know that I have the ability to beat. I felt GOOD. It felt fantastic to see just how successful Hell’s Angels has been. We are 3 out of final 4, meaning that it is extremely likely that one of us will win.

Eddie (Season 1): Play time is over, time to get serious again. My ass will always be on the line from now on and I need to do my best to win these competitions. This is the final four I've asked for, if it doesn't work for me it's my own damn fault.

After surviving the vote against Will, Lydia decided that it was time to confront Sarah. Sarah had previously talked crap about Lydia to her Hell’s Angels ally Eddie. Lydia had wanted to go off on her, but refrained from doing so in order to keep the Hell’s Angels alliance a secret. But Lydia could not hold back her feelings any longer.

Lydia (Season 3): After a whole week of keeping my mouth shut and restraining from punching Sarah in the face - I finally confronted her about her talking shit. And no surprise that she denies it right away, but I didn't care whether or not she admitted to it. All I wanted her to know is that I was aware of her fakeness towards me and the shit talking behind my back, and that I am not that angry anymore because I could honestly give a crap what she thinks about me.

Lydia: Hey Sarah, do you have time to quick talk for a second?

Sarah: Sure.

Lydia: Okay, I just wanted to clear the air on something.

Sarah: Go ahead…

Lydia: Well I know you have been talking crap about me this past week - its fine, I really did expect it, because I did nominate you and all - but I just thought that after our talk like three days ago, you didn’t feel that way towards me anymore if you did before that. Anyways, I just wanted to tell you I don't hold anything against you - sometimes I get overdramatic too.

Sarah: Excuse me? What are you talking about? What "crap" have I been talking about you?

Lydia: Shall I give you an example?

Sarah: Yes.

Lydia: Okay, I guess I can’t take a "shit" without asking Roddy's permission? It’s really fine, I’m over it, I was angry, but I have moved on, I just wanted to clear the air, I’m not attacking you or anything.

Sarah: Yes, I said that. And yes I am obviously the idiot for trusting Eddie.

Lydia: You don’t really know me - so it doesn’t really affect me that much. It’s a game.

Sarah: It's the game. I can always separate it. In real life I'm sure you're a really nice person. In fact, we’ve had some good talks. I’m sorry for hurting your feelings.

Lydia: Well I was hurt for a split second - and then I realized it was just the game talking - that’s why I didn’t confront you when I heard it and was like.....BITCH. Because we do say things we don’t normally mean in the heat of the moment.

Sarah: Do you accept my apology? Not because of this game. I don’t care about that…but I really don't like hurting people's feelings.

Lydia: Don’t worry - I have my moments too when I just want to vent.

Sarah: Is that a yes?

Lydia: Hold on!!! I am getting to that.

Sarah: Oh my God…

Lydia: Impatient. Yes I do accept your apology, whether or not you were going to - I actually wasn’t requiring one buts it’s nice that you did- because like I said, I was over it and I didn’t hold it against you. So yes, I do… and I hope you accept mine for the things I have said as well.

Lydia (Season 3): She did apologize, which was nice of her whether she truly meant it or not. If she is truly sorry, then I forgive her... if she is still being a fake bitch, then fuck her, who needs her anyways.

Sarah confronted Eddie about telling Lydia what she had said and for betraying her at the last eviction…

Sarah: So you have been telling them what I say?
Eddie: Um what?
Sarah: Lydia said I said she can’t take a shit without Roddy’s permission. You are the only person I said that to. Just tell me what the point was.
Eddie: Keeping me safe...
Sarah: How?
Eddie: By throwing everyone under the bus.

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Sarah: Why did you lie?
Eddie: I didn't have time to explain…
Sarah: There was no point.
Eddie: I didn't bother because I knew you'd try to convince me out of it. I knew you were with Will.
Sarah: They will never take you to final 2. That was so dumb.
Eddie: Are we still good? I knew you'd be pissed… but I'm banking on you loving me still over Roddia. If I'm wrong my game is fucked, but have no doubt… you are my final 2.
Sarah: I'd kind of just like to fuck up your game to be honest. Maybe you should take them to final 2 since you love them so much, you want to keep them around.
Eddie: So I take it we're not cool? Okay, look, come on Sarah. WILL HAD A PANDORA POWER. That he didn't tell me about for a long ass time. You wouldn't tell me what it is.
Sarah: So what?
Eddie: You clearly cared more about Will's privacy than our final 2. Which means you were a bigger threat than Roddia. Look- if I took out Lydia, I'd have HAD to have final 2 with Roddy to go up against you and Will. I’d rather work with you than Roddy.
Sarah: I just feel shitty that Will could have tried for this but he believed you would vote her out.

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Sarah: Sorry. Okay Eddie, I'm just angry. I will get over it. It’s not like I didn't fuck people over.
Eddie: Exactly. Me and you are like the same.
Sarah: I realize I have no choice but to work with you, even if I don't want to. But I want a clean slate now.
Sarah: I want you to be completely honest with me now, and I will be with you. I mean it. Deal?
Eddie: Yeah, deal.
Sarah: I know you'll take me. I’ll take you. It’s kind of a no-brainer. You took away everyone I loved.
Eddie: I TOLD YOU I DONT DEAL WITH EXES.

Eddie (Season 1): Then Sarah and I talked about various game shit. I revealed that I wanted to split her threesome for a long time and also that Alex was the one who gave me insight that Renny had the military coup. Sarah also told me a bunch of shit that doesn't really change anything about how Will and her were running operations. She told me excitedly how her alliance got all the Pandora Powers and I wanted to excitedly tell her how my alliance got hers to waste them...but I stopped myself. After...well...you know how it goes...I mean I don't feel it’s any of your business but... WE FUCKED. A LOT.

...

Okay, no we didn't. She said she couldn't do it after what I did to Will. "She wasn't in the mood." Whatever the fuck that means. Women apparently have moods for fucking or something. For me it’s just a state of existence. She'll work with me because she has to...but sexy time is over...we've reached that part of our arranged marriage. But don't start reading into things. Would a Sinner give a shit about the sacredness of marriage? GO HELL'S ANGELS!

It was time for the all-important HOH competition. The houseguests headed outside to the backyard to compete. The name of the game was “Second Chances” and it combined elements of previous competitions.

In Round 1, the houseguests were given 3 tile puzzles. They had to solve them to reveal 3 quotes from evicted houseguests. After solving them, they had to identify who made each quote. They could win up to 6 points total for this round.

In Round 2, the houseguests had to open 5 safes, each containing 2 points. They had to figure out the passwords to the safes from a series of pictures.

In Round 3, the houseguests were given 5 questions, the answer to each being a number. For each question, the houseguest who gave the closest number without going over would earn a point.

In Round 4, the houseguests were given 5 distorted images of evicted houseguests, and they had to figure out who was in each image. Each correct answer was worth 1 point.

In Round 5, the houseguests had to answer 5 True/False questions about the order of events in the house. Each question was worth 1 point.

It was a close race, but Sarah defeated Roddy by just 1 point.

Sarah (Season 2): YAY!!! I breathed such a huge sigh of relief when I won F4 HOH! I'm automatically in the F3 and I almost don't care who is there with me. Almost.

So, the HOH was the redo challenge and there were three parts I know I had 100% correct. I even knew the "But First" part and Eddie and Nathan had to guess. Roddy and Eddie were undoubtedly working together. As I pointed out to Eddie, it was to his benefit if I lost this HOH since then whoever won Veto would not be evicting him. Well, that's what I told him, anyway. I think Roddy and Lydia would be retarded to take him over me since the jury hates me but they haven't proven to be geniuses so far in this game...

Lydia (Season 3): Hell’s Angels was 1 point from reaching our goal. We have conquered so many tasks and escaped evictions when we had little or no hope that it just sucks that we will not see Final 3 together. ONE FREAKING POINT – THAT’S IT. LAME. It is what it is though and we just have to move on despite the inevitable of one of us leaving, and concentrate on getting that fake whore out of this house.

Eddie (Season 1): I've always been about the bottom line except when it comes to Lydia and Roddy. I didn't think it was possible for me to be truly loyal to someone in this game outside my own self interest. When other peoples made emotional choices, I looked at them like idiot saps. Then I became the idiot sap.

Hell's Angels is the best alliance to play Big Brother Warzone and I'm proud to be a part of it. Now I'm going to have to win veto and vote a Hell's Angel out. It sucks, but it was coming...if not this round then the next. The party is coming to an end.

Roddy (Season 3): Losing this challenge by 1 point was incredibly disheartening. If I had won, there is a very good chance that we would have had an all Hell’s Angels final 3, and that would have been epic. Not only would it would have guaranteed me the final 2 seat, but it would have also meant that our alliance of three completely swept the entire game. But it didn’t happen. And Sarah won. Shitty buzz.

Personally, I feel very secure in my ability to survive the round because Sarah is the only member of final 4 with any potential of voting me out, and under no circumstances will she be getting to vote this week. But this does force me to confront the time old question of my game: Eddie or Lydia? Both have been extremely loyal allies to me, both have been good friends to me, and both would be extremely hard for me to vote out. If it comes down to it, I think I will keep Eddie, but it’s not a decision that I take lightly or feel confident about.

At the nomination ceremony, Sarah made it clear that her plan was to sever the Roddy/Lydia bond…

Sarah: I have nominated Lydia and Roddy for eviction. The nominations really don't mean much but I thought it would be nice for the two of you to be able to sit up on the block together. You didn't hide your relationship with each other throughout the entire game, you are the last "pair" in the game and I just find this appropriate. Besides. You have both nominated me and Eddie hasn't. Lydia, I also wanted you to have the record for most times nominated in the game. You can thank me later. Roddy, great job on the HOH comp. Even when I win you are always close behind me... a little too close.

Lydia: YES! FIVE TIMES NOW BITCH! <3 You shall receive my gratitude later.

Sarah (Season 2): I made my noms - pretty much a no-brainer. I nominated Roddia! Man, that felt good to finally put them up together. I've been wanting to do it all game. Now just to make it stick and they're separated.

Before the Veto competition, Eddie and Sarah got into a tiff…

Eddie: We're going to be the best final 2 ever. We’re like the odd couple.
Sarah: How?
Eddie: We have a love/hate relationship.
Sarah: You hate me?
Eddie: NO!! You hate me. I still love you. It’s going to take months for me to make a full recovery… but I mean...it's whatever you want I guess.
Sarah: I don't hate you. What kind of recovery?
Eddie: I think us not being together is wrecking me up inside…
Sarah: We are together.
Eddie: Not in that way.

Sarah gave a confused look.

Eddie: It'll take a while before I can love again.
Sarah: Ohh!
Eddie: OH MY FUCKING GOD! You forgot about "us" within like a day. "Oh yeah...that." *goes to drink*
Sarah: I'm sorry, Eddie. It just wasn't meant to be.

Eddie (Season 1): Ever since Will left, Sarah and I have been getting into little tiffs from time to time. She joked at one point that I probably talked in the DR about how she's annoying as hell. Well I haven't but that's not a bad idea.

Sarah: If you lose, at least there'll be one more person on the jury who doesn't hate me.

Eddie: Only if you help me. If I lose and feel unloved, I will pull a bitter vote.

Sarah: Uh, don't threaten me.

Eddie: BITTER VOTE!!!!!!!!!

Sarah: Whatever. If that's what you want to do, I don’t care.

Eddie: Well, then I got nothing on you then. Please help me because I'm cute.

Sarah: I told you I'd help you.

Eddie: Um, you didn't specify that it'd be because I'm cute. Frankly the lack of fawning over me is making my self esteem go down.

Sarah: Oh, sorry.

Eddie: I'm starting to think that I'm only mildly above average and not a god… I'm just messing with you. I know I'm the shit.

Sarah: So what do you mean if you lose and feel unloved?

Eddie: You do know I was joking, right?

Sarah: So like if I don't help you and you leave you're going to be bitter?

Eddie: Yes… but I'm joking because you are helping me, so who cares.

Sarah: Well, what if I wasn't?

Eddie: Then I'd be bitter… and Roddia wins.

Sarah: I see…

Eddie: You're being weird… unless you're joking with me. Like I make a joke and you go analyze it step by step.

Sarah: Well, I don't like ultimatums so I'm trying to figure out if there's some truth inside that joke.

Eddie: Are you serious?

Sarah: I offered to help you - I don't have to.

Eddie: No, you don't have to. You can lose, too… and come in third. And then we can debate Roddy vs. Lydia.

Sarah: I'm kind of stubborn in case you haven't noticed, and I really don't like to be told that if I don't help you you'll either vote bitterly or I'll lose or whatever - because I was going to help you.

Eddie: I was joking with you. Stop being all weird.

Sarah: Stop giving me ultimatums.

Eddie: You have no ultimatums. I expect you to help me as my friend. I'll vote for you to win probably regardless.

Sarah: Actually, I think you should vote for who played best - as I think everyone should. As I would if I was on the jury. But I just don't like when people say if you vote me out I'm not voting you, etc. Or whatever they use as leverage.

Eddie: Thanks for giving me juror lessons, I hope neither of us have to exercise it.

Eddie (Season 1): OK so basically here is my assessment on Sarah. Sarah is cool until she can't delude herself into thinking that everything is going great. When she thought her and her best buddy Will were the hottest things this game has ever seen she was quite charming. When she has to be on the defensive, she has no game. She just yells and flips a shit. In any case she's annoying the fuck out of me. Sarah, you're playing for second. You keep saying you know that but your piss fits convey to me that you don't fully grasp that yet. Anyway hopefully despite wasting my time being a bitch, Sarah will help me win the veto.

The final 4 walked outside to see 4 stations, each containing 2 towers of blocks. The game was called “How Do You Stack Up?” On the blocks were clues relating to the 18 All-Stars. Half of the clues were on a blue tower, and they pertained to the Saints. Half the clues were a red tower and pertained to the Sinners. The houseguests had to search the house for blocks with pictures of the houseguests and stack them up so they lined up with the corresponding clue. Some clues fit more than one person, but there was only one way to stack the blocks so that each houseguest was used only once. The first houseguest to stack their blocks correctly and hit the buzzer would win.

With help from Sarah, Eddie claimed his third Veto of the season. Despite Sarah’s dislike for Lydia, she wanted Eddie to evict Roddy as the larger threat.

Sarah (Season 2): Eddie said he's evicting Roddy. I don't see why he would lie but, honestly, he lies so much I never take anything he says as truth anymore without getting a notarized statement. He seems to like to just fuck with me or something. I know he swears up and down he will take me if he wins final HOH but who knows what goes on in that brain of his. He will do what's best for Eddie. That should be keeping me since the jury hates me but who knows what will happen.

After the Veto competition, Sarah decided to confront Lydia about a comment she had made at the nomination ceremony…

*FLASHBACK*

Lydia: YES! FIVE TIMES NOW BITCH! <3 You shall receive my gratitude later.

Sarah (Season 2): Lydia and I had this chat tonight. UGH, seriously she is such a bitch. I CANNOT STAND HER! Every reply she gave me was laced with sarcasm and venom. I give up ... well, unless she wins final HOH then I may need to try again. EW - I hate diplomacy with bitches like her, though.

Sarah (to Lydia in the backyard): I guess I get confused. One minute you're being rude to me and the next you are telling me you don't mean to be or whatever…

Lydia: What? When was I rude?

Sarah: Well, your comment. You called me a bitch.

Lydia: I was joking, like you were joking.

Sarah: Well, I thought my ceremony was nice.

Lydia: You seriously thought I was being serious?

Sarah: Yeah, I wasn't sure.

Lydia: Well you said that I wanted to be nominated the most times… I thought you were joking around…having fun. So I was poking fun, too.

Sarah: You did want to be nominated the most times.

Lydia: Are you just looking for a reason for a fight?

Sarah: Oh my God. Um…

Lydia: Well, every time you come up to me, you just expect I am a bitch and am out to get you.

Sarah: I have better things to do with my time. I was just asking why you called me a bitch.

Sarah waited for Lydia to respond, but Lydia just stared at her with disbelief. Fed up, Sarah got up from her seat in a lounge chair and started to head inside.

Sarah: Okay. Have a good night.

Lydia shook her head before shouting out a retort.

Lydia: Well, I thought you had the capacity to tell that I was joking! Just like I could tell you were joking as well - sorry, I know now not to joke with you. I didn’t know.

Sarah: Well, I have the capacity to see that you called me a bitch. And with your high and mighty attitude it's hard to tell if you are joking. Like right now. "The capacity?" WTF? Seriously I guess I had it right in the first place.

Lydia: High and mighty? WTF?

Sarah: And when I try to talk nicely to you about it, I get attitude. “Capacity?” That was rude!

Lydia: Umm you accusing me of calling you a bitch right off the bat of the conversation is RUDE. It was a joke. I can’t control how you take things.

Sarah: I didn't "accuse" you! You DID call me a bitch! And it wasn't right off the bat. I asked to clarify. If you want to ask me if I want to fight - THAT is being rude. You might want to take a step back and see how you come off to people… Anyway, I have no time for this shit. I tried to be nice and talk to you but whatever. Anyway congrats on final 3 - good luck on the final HOH.

Lydia: You said I was being "rude" to you, and I asked why? And you assumed I was being serious at the nomination ceremony, and I told you that was a joke - so it just rubbed me the wrong way AGAIN, just like a few other times you have approached me (EX: after that mini HOH comp about us talking about working together being BS). And then after the last week after you been talking crap (which I forgave you), I have just been a little standoffish from you because of that - so sorry for being "rude", but I don’t tend to get that way unless I feel that people are being rude to me. I also have better things to do in my time than this - because honestly this is pointless and stupid.

Sarah: Yep, it is. It's fine, let's just forget it. Anyway, have a good night.

Sarah slammed the sliding glass doors, leaving Lydia to herself in the backyard. The Season 3 winner let out a frustrated scream and muttered “bitch” under her breath.

Lydia (Season 3): I am just in awe of how Sarah has completely lost her mind in this game. One little joke and she goes off the deep end. She has just been a delusional hot mess lately and I seriously fear for her sanity sometimes. When somebody freaks out when you use a word like “capacity,” you know that that this game has truly gotten the best of them. If I am to go before her, I will rest assured that she will not be winning this game.

Sarah (Season 2): If Lydia sits next to Eddie, I would hope she would lose since her game has SUCKED ASS! Eddie has played a pretty good game. Yeah, he doesn't have the retards on the jury loving on him as much as Lydia but he would definitely deserve the win over her. I have a feeling this game will have a lame ending. If I was next to Eddie I could see him winning and I would be okay knowing he deserved it since he played a good game - well, I would deserve it more but I'm just saying if I lost. If I lost to Lydia, I'd know it was just because of the bitter jury and that would be a horrible end to an All-Star game.

With the final Veto ceremony and eviction approaching, Eddie knew exactly what he was going to do. He and Roddy had made a final 2 agreement and he planned to stick with it. He just wasn’t sure how to handle his speech. He wanted to give Lydia a good sendoff, but knew he would piss Sarah off in the process.

Eddie (Season 1): Nothing has changed in terms of what I'm going to do.

1) I will evict Lydia.
2) I will fight to win final HOH.
3) Hopefully Sarah will go home.

DILEMMA OF THE WEEK: Lydia, who knows she is leaving wants a good goodbye speech. A good one would mean pissing off Sarah, possibly to the point of fucking shit up and freaking her out to try harder at HOH. Do I honor Lydia's wishes? To what extent? What do I do with Sarah strategically? I know who to evict but not with what speech.

Eddie (to Lydia): I'm just feeling weird about being in this situation. I'm not going to BS you. I'm pretty sure I'm going to keep Roddy.

Lydia: That’s fine - I told Roddy you would keep him. If you evict me, there are no hard feelings.

Eddie: He's better at the comps a bit and I need the firepower against Sarah. I still LOVE YOU, Lyd.

Lydia: Whatev! I could kick Roddy’s butt any day. Don’t underestimate a girl. Sarah pulled through…

Eddie: Regrettably… but she only gets one lucky break.

Lydia: It kinda makes me sick that she will get further than me, but if there was anybody I would go out against, it would be you or Roddy, so I am okay with that. It sucks, but what can you do?

Eddie: I know. You would have evicted me for sure, right?

Lydia: Oh yeah for sure....

Eddie: On one hand I want to give you a proper Hell's Angel sendoff. On the other hand, I'm wondering if Roddy can convince Sarah he'd take her to final 2 and we can weaken her somewhat in final 3.

Lydia: I guess I do want a Hell’s Angels sendoff, and TO MAKE SURE THAT SARAH KNOWS THAT IT’S 2 vs. 1. That bitch needs to go down. I want to reveal it ALL at my eviction.

Eddie: Okay.

Lydia: But honestly if I am evicted, I STILL LOVE YOU. AND YOU BETTER GET THAT BITCH OUT OF HERE. HELLS ANGELS FTW!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lydia (to Roddy): Eddie told me he would not BS me. We had a heart to heart. I told him I understand, and I am fine going out and you staying. Because honestly - you deserve this win more than me, I have already won. I don’t want you to get robbed again.

Roddy: Thanks.

Lydia: I WANT YOU TO WIN. AND YOU BETTER.

Roddy: I plan on it. Just one bitch standing in the way.

Lydia: I hate that she made it further than me.

Roddy: I will avenge you and kick the bitch out. Seriously, she is SO two faced.

Lydia: She wonders why I called her a bitch at the nomination ceremony, and I am like "umm I was joking."

Roddy: Sarah is seriously stupid. She has been a mess since Will left.

Lydia: And then she was like "I don’t have time for this shit, I am wasting my time." And I am like... umm you are the person who confronted me and BROUGHT IT UP.

Roddy: She is so delusional… She just likes talking shit, really. The ONLY reason she is still here is because she was less threatening than other people.

Lydia: We could have taken her out a long time ago. I also told her that "I didn’t know she didn’t have the capacity to not tell I was joking." And then she freaked and went on for 20 minutes about how I used the word capacity…and that I was degrading her or something… making myself sound like I am all high and mighty. I am like WTF? I can say words if I want to, bitch.

Roddy: It is a serious concern of mine that she has given birth to and RAISED children... I would literally be insane if she was the one who raised me... I feel sorry for whoever becomes her daughter/son in law. I can just picture her asking “did you marry my daughter so that you could cause tension in our relationship?”

Lydia: I WANT SARAH GONE NEXT - please send her to the Jury House immediately.

Roddy: OMG you have no idea how much I want that... it kinda grosses me out to think she is final 3.

Lydia: I know - and she is thinking she has final 2 in the bag, and that she probably will get enough votes. *VOMITS* I thought she was a nice person - but that all changed when she showed her true colors.

Roddy: Even though it SUCKS that she is here, she is still less threatening than most of this cast.

Lydia: Eddie is going to reveal Hells Angels... not EVERYTHING, but the fact that we existed, I am excited. It’s going to be epic. Anyway, I am off to bed.

Roddy: Alright, talk to you in the morning.

Lydia: Our last moment together in the game. *cries*

Roddy: Ugh, I know right?

Lydia: WIN!!!!!

Roddy: I plan on it. Thanks for the support!

Lydia: Always.

Lydia and Roddy exchanged a hug, and then Lydia headed to her bedroom. On her way to her bedroom, she walked past Sarah in the hallway. The two avoided eye contact, but after the other was out of sight, they both rolled their eyes.

Roddy (Season 3): Eddie winning the Veto basically means that Lydia is toast. I don’t think there is a question in Eddie’s mind of what he is going to do. It sucks that Lydia can’t make final 3 with us, but it is also kinda nice to know that Warzone Allstars will have a new winner.

Lydia was a phenomenal ally to me in both games. She was someone who I could count on never to work against me and who I was able to tell stuff to without any chance of it getting spread around. That is invaluable in an ally. She is the UTRP goddess and I am so glad that I met her. Captain Unitard <3.

In the final Veto ceremony of the season, Eddie revealed everything…

Chelsbot: The fate of both Lydia and Roddy now lies solely in the hands of Eddie, our final Veto winner. Tonight's Veto ceremony is a little different. Whichever nominee Eddie saves with the Golden Power of Veto will advance to the final 3, while the other nominee will automatically be evicted. Eddie, please stand and announce your decision.

Eddie: Alright this isn't easy at all. Out of respect for the houseguest I will evict I decided to take an exception from the usual way I play. I'm not a straight shooter, I have BSed almost everyone in this game and it doesn't say Sinner under my name because I pass out canned goods in Africa. For once though, I can say I've been loyal to the people who truly had my back.

When I joined up with Roddy, Lydia, and Dave in the beginning of week 2 to form the alliance we named Hell's Angels, I had a good feeling about it but I never really thought we'd make it this far. We had a really good run and manipulated and sneaked our way through evictions week after week. After nearly a whole game of working together, it took until the final four to have one of us evicted.

I feel at this point I have to address Sarah. By being the only non-Hell's Angel left and due to the bond we've formed in this game, you have the distinction of being the person I've had to BS the most. To be honest, sometimes when we had our fights I took spiteful pleasure in lying to you. However most of the time, when we would just sit around talking and joking, it really bothered me that I had to do that to you. To be fair, you had to do the exact same thing to me. You drive me insane sometimes, but I really do like you a lot. Unfortunately in this game it's not going to help you at all. We're just too similar. While you were cementing your bond with Renny and Will...I was cementing my allegiances to Roddy and Lydia. We both know what would have happened if we had the final four you always wanted and what would happen if Will and I were with you in final 3.

In this game my Renny and Will were Lydia and Roddy and I think you know what that means. If you want to be in the final 2 you're going to have to win HOH and take it. You do what you have to do and take whoever you want to take.

Sarah: Oh, I wouldn't have it any other way, Eddie.

Eddie: Lydia, I think you have a lot of fans out there rooting for you, but they don't know the half of it. You are a true Angel from Hell or as the kids like to say a UTRP...goddess. You're an amazing person and an amazing player. You really impressed me the week I was HOH and we were looking to flush Renny's military coup which we were only 90% sure he had. Volunteering to go on the block to throw a shadow over our alliance after I had to expose it a bit to win that HOH, was the ballsiest move I've seen in this game. You are a trooper and arguably the best player in this game.

Right now I'm making what I think is the right strategic choice for me...but also as always, Hell's Angels. With that said... I choose to use the GOLDEN POWER OF VETO on RODDY and thus... I vote to evict LYDIA. You will be missed in this game.

Rodd: Lyd, really sucks that you had to leave this round. We have had an epic run this game and it has been a blast doing Warzone with you. Thanks for being an awesome ally for me in both seasons!!! Also, thanks SO MUCH Eddie for keeping me!

Lydia: Eddie you left me a little speechless for a second. *Composes self* *Clears throat* You wanted to give me a proper Hell's Angels sendoff and you for sure delivered. You and Roddy are true examples of what an amazing alliance should represent. I had an amazing time and met some inspirational players, but without you two I wouldn't have had the full experience I wanted. You two were grouped as Sinners but I was the one who saw the little angels inside your devilish persona. You two know what to do. Bring it home for Hell's Angels.

Sarah: Bye, Lydia. Despite your bitchiness I did enjoy talking to you the few times we had a chance. Roddy, congrats on F3! Good luck to both of you!!

With Eddie’s decision, Captain Unitard had officially been evicted from the game. Eddie, Roddy, and Sarah were now left to battle it out in the final 3.

Lydia (Season 3): I am extremely happy to know that I am walking away from this experience on a positive note. I had an awesome send off from one of the best games out there. I was also a part of the most amazing alliance I could ever ask for with my best friends (Roddy, Eddie and Dave) - So I am leaving with a smile on my face.

I had a lot more fun than last time around... sure I still got a little emotional and let people's words get to my heart... but that's me, I can't change that, nor do I want to. I am me so take it or leave it. I learned so much more and met arguably the best people/players you can ever play with. I may have not won again, but I think I gained so much more than last time.

And once again thanks Chelsbot - you are AMAZING. Don't you dare quit hosting! Why stop perfection.

[Chelsbot]

Week 12

Houseguests: Eddie McGee, Roddy Mancuso, Sarah Hrejsa


After Lydia’s eviction, the game was down to three. Two of these houseguests were no stranger to the final three. For Roddy and Sarah, their game had ended at this point the last time they played.

Roddy (Season 3): WOW. I did it AGAIN. I made it to the final fucking 3 round . I honestly am shocked that I was able to make it this far. It’s almost unbelievable. Coming into this round I am VERY nervous. This is where I failed last time, and I really don't want to have that happen to me again. My game plan for most of the game was to get here with Lydia and Eddie to ensure that I would get taken to the finals even if I didn’t win the final competition. But Sarah making it through last week ruined that. Although I don’t think she really wants to go with Eddie (she would look like his bitch), she doesn’t want to go with me either. So she could really go either way. I am in a situation where I feel I need to win if I want to be guaranteed to make it through to the final 2.

After Eddie’s speech at the Veto ceremony, everything was out in the open. Sarah knew that Roddy and Eddie had been in an alliance from the beginning and that her only chance of survival was winning the final HOH competition…

Sarah (Season 2): If I didn't say it enough before, allow me to say it again. EDDIE YOU ARE A HUGE DOUCHE!! I can understand him having an alliance with Lydia and Roddy - even though I didn't see it at all. I can see him lying to protect that alliance. But I just can't see the way he went above and beyond and tried to play the "friendship" card.

Eddie told me today he was evicting Lydia before he made his speech. I wasn't sure if he was lying because - well, I've already covered that several times. I was already going to take Roddy to the final 2 if I win the final HOH. Now, after that speech I would still take Roddy and evict Eddie. It would just feel a whole lot sweeter doing it. It's do or die time. I either win the final HOH or I am on the jury and take third place again. Not much left to say...

Roddy and Eddie sat at the kitchen counter hashing out the events of the last eviction…

Roddy: Loved the speech.

Eddie: Thank you.

Roddy: It was awesome. I wonder how Sarah will take it.

Eddie: She was definitely being super freaking weird with me. Maybe now that I just said the truth she won't be a huge bitch. Or maybe she'll be completely irrational and take it personally. I don't know.

Roddy: I have no clue either... She is kinda bipolar in a sense. I think she will be a bitch about it, maybe not to your face… but def in the DR. I wonder if she will even bother to speak to me before HoH.

Eddie: Or me. She might be like "fuck this" and just play the comp.

Roddy: Yeah I could see that. She doesn’t really have any option other than winning… and even then, I think it’s unlikely she'd get the jury votes.

Eddie: Yeah, she's kind of fucked. She’s playing for second and she'll have to try her ass off to get it. The winner of BB Warzone All-Stars is right here. There's no other scenario I can see.

At that moment, Sarah walked into the kitchen. As she walked by, Eddie and Roddy sat there awkwardly. After Sarah was out of sight, Roddy breathed a sigh of relief and continued the conversation.

Roddy: Yeah, you are totally right.

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Later that night, Sarah confronted Eddie in the storage room…

Sarah (to Eddie): Was that supposed to shock me or something?

Eddie: I don't know. Wasn't done for shock value.

Sarah: Good because it didn't.

Eddie: I felt like the BS was interfering with our friendship, so it got pointless. So I decided to cut it.

Sarah: Yeah, well we have no relationship, but thanks for finally fessing up. Not that it mattered. I didn't believe anything you said anyway. But thanks for pointing out how you had great pleasure in lying - that was nice.

Eddie: That's the only part of it that you picked up on. You can't seriously be mad. We played the EXACT same game. The three allies, the whole shebang…

Sarah: It would still be stupid of you not to take me if you won. That’s the difference in our games. You aren't really playing to win, obviously. You are playing to be loyal to Roddy? That’s fine. Good luck in final HOH.

Eddie: Yeah I'm a pretty strategic player but Roddy worked me well. I mean doesn't a part of you thinks he deserves to win?

Sarah: No part of me whatsoever. I don't care if you had an alliance - you carried that alliance in my opinion… Anyway, doesn't matter but please do not refer to how much you like me or our "relationship" because clearly that was all BS to you too.

Eddie: So if you and Will were in final 3, could I say that you liking me was BS? I have no reason to lie to you…

Sarah: But you have a reason to be an ass?

Eddie: Why am I an ass? Did I do something wrong?

Sarah: Yes. You not only lied to me every chance you got, but then you finally decided to "come clean" in order to try to what, humiliate me? Psyche me out? Fine, if that's the game you want to play. I deserved to be told beforehand.

Eddie: No. Actually, what happened was I wasn't going to do anything. And then Lydia was all like "I want a real goodbye." So I went back and forth last night whether I'd give it to her or not. You would have had plenty of time to process it even if you were shocked and I don't think you were. I don’t know what difference it makes. It makes none. So don't be pissed.

Sarah: Well, why not? You'll get much more pleasure from talking shit about me if I'm being a bitch to you… There’s no point to this argument.

Eddie: There’s no argument. You’re pissed at me because I'm going to be stupid at final 3.

Sarah: You can do whatever you want if you win final HOH. That has nothing to do with why I'm pissed.

Eddie: And don't act like I don't care about you just because I'm not doing things how you want me to do them…

Sarah: You just made it too personal.

Eddie: What do you mean?

Sarah: What I did to Nathan meant nothing to me because Nathan means nothing to me. Your friendship meant something to me. And it feels like you just did it all to keep me on your side… while the whole time you were just laughing about how I had no idea you had a close alliance with Roddy and Lydia. So good job - yes, you fooled me because I didn't know.

The next day, the final 3 headed outside to compete in Parts 1 and 2 of the 3-part final HOH competition…

Chelsbot: Tonight's game is called "Jury's Out." It's time to find out how well you got to know your former housemates this season. I will ask you 8 questions about statements made by the jurors. For each, I will give you 2 possible answers. For each correct answer, you will earn a point. The person with the most points will win Round 1 of the final HOH competition.

Eddie: WE ARE STARTING WITH THAT?!

Roddy: That’s evil.

Chelsbot: Jason said the most shocking moment in the house was:
A) "Winning the duel HOH"
B) "When Will backdoored Sheila"

The correct answer was A. Only Eddie was correct, putting him in the lead with 1 point.

Chelsbot: Joshuah said his biggest regret in the game was:
A) "Not being good enough to make the original cut."
B) "Thinking I could trust Renny."

Everyone said B, which was incorrect.

Chelsbot: Alex said the fakest houseguest in the game was:
A) Lydia
B) Sarah

Everyone incorrectly chose B.

Sarah: Haha Alex.
Eddie: We suck so hard.
Roddy: Wow we suck.

Chelsbot: Jun said her biggest regret in the game was:
A) "Not getting rid of Nathan in the first week"
B) "Giving up my spot in the HOH to Lydia"

The correct answer was B. Only Sarah was correct, so she and Eddie were now tied with 1 point.

Chelsbot: Nathan said the one houseguest he plans to never talk to again is:
A) Eddie
B) Sarah

The correct answer was B. Sarah and Eddie answered correctly.

Chelsbot: Renny said the fatal error she made in the game was:
A) "Being hungover for a week"
B) "Getting rid of Alex"

The correct answer was B, and only Sarah was correct. She now had a 3-2 lead over Eddie.

Chelsbot: According to Will, the Sinner who did not live up to their role as a Sinner was:
A) Rachel
B) Roddy

Everyone said B, which was incorrect.

Roddy: How am I zero for 7?

Chelsbot: According to Lydia, the Saint who did not live up to their role as a Saint was:
A) Sarah
B) Will

The correct answer was A. Everyone got it right, but since that was the last question, Sarah was announced the winner of Part 1.

Sarah Phew!
Roddy: Congrats Sarah, ugh I honestly HATE these competitions.
Eddie: Good job, Sarah.

Roddy (Season 3): The first part of the HoH competition was HORRIBLE for me. By FAR my worst of all of the season. I have no idea why, but I just froze. That’s the only way I can explain it. I totally psyched myself out and couldn’t pull myself together – I think because I kinda have a history of failing at this competition. But 1 out of 8 correct was brutal and extremely embarrassing. And to make things worse, Sarah won over Eddie. The only silver lining that I saw in this was that it was only the round 1 competition… had that been part 3 of the HoH things would have been MUCH worse.

Eddie (Season 1): Part 1 was a surprise as it traditionally is endurance which I felt I would have excelled at because I have the BALLS. It turned out to be questions about the jury which is usually Part 3. I did well at first but epic failed on a few questions I really shouldn't have. When you're sitting there you think that the jurors are always trying to be surprising or shocking...so you want to go for the more unexpected answer. More often than not the answers were exactly what I thought they should have been. I wanted to slap myself. I didn't do as bad as Roddy though. I think he only got one. That didn't make me feel better. It was just more painful that the only person I had to get through was Sarah and I didn't do it.

Sarah headed inside while the boys remained in the backyard to compete in Part 2. The game was called “Path of Least Resistance.” Eddie and Roddy were each given a grid that contained the faces of several houseguests. They were also given several puzzle pieces. Their goal was to fill in the blank spaces of the grid to form a path, connecting the houseguests in the order they held the HOH title.

Roddy made quick work of his puzzle, defeating Eddie and earning the right to face Sarah in the final round.

Roddy (Season 3): I kind of redeemed myself in the second round – I mean, the first round is still embarrassing but at least I am playing in the final round. I love puzzle challenges because they are what I excel at. I wasn’t really that surprised when I beat Eddie.

Eddie (Season 1): The next part was a puzzle to determine who between Roddy and I will get a second chance against Sarah in Part 3. Roddy won which I have no problem with. I know he will take me to final 2 as I know I would take him. I think having him represent Hell's Angels is for the best.

Before the final round, Sarah struck a deal with Roddy…

Sarah (Season 2): I won Part 1 of the Final HOH and I’m pretty happy that I wasn't shut out of it. I know I am going to try my ass off in Part 3 but I also wanted to see if I could cut a deal with Roddy, who won Part 2. In my opinion he would be nuts not to take me to the finals, because I am pretty much guaranteed to lose against either of them.

Roddy: Looks like it is you and me…

Sarah: Yes… *bites nails* So I wanted to talk to you real quick… I was planning on taking you and everything - I told you that. I have been talking to Eddie - and he's bringing up some good points on why I should keep him and I'm just confused. I mean you are both pretty similar. It’s just hard… but I want to offer you a deal - if I win, I take you, and if you win you take me - because honestly you'll win 100% against me. And I know Eddie would consider it if it was him - no matter what he says.

Roddy: Yeah I know... I agree with you, I do not want to lose at this point, and I am having a hard time seeing how I could possibly beat Eddie. But at the same time… I have never really backstabbed someone that way before.

Sarah: Right - well I definitely understand that…

Roddy: And I am usually a pretty loyal ally…so it’s been tough.

Sarah: But honestly at this point it's about winning - you came this far, and you may feel good about being loyal - but after it's over you may regret it if you lose to him. Plus I have no doubts that he would think about game 100%. I also think the jury would see it as strategic.

Roddy: So like, you would like 100% follow through with it if we agreed to this?

Sarah: Yes. I mean, you may think I'm not trustworthy, but I am. I mean at this point - it's kind of a toss-up for me. I've wavered back and forth. This would just make it easier for me.

Roddy: And we have both been eliminated 3rd in our previous games, which means we both know what it is like to get dropped at this point in the game. And honestly, I HATED getting dropped at this point last time. Such a disappointment.

Sarah: Well this way we both improve our placements - and yes of course I would try to win but honestly I don't see how I can. I've done the math… a few times. If it was Lydia we were talking about yeah I know you wouldn't consider it, but why throw away a win when you have a sure thing? I did that season 2. I mean that's why I played so hard this time. If you want to make the deal I promise you 100% I will keep you.

Roddy: Well, is it okay if I have a few minutes? I am not the type to BS this type of decision, and it is not one that I would take at all lightly. I just... this would be a big deal for me, but then there is also a part of me that kinda knows that it is the right move for me.

Sarah: Yeah, I hear ya.

Roddy: Ugh, I am such a slow thinker.

Sarah: But if you throw it you don't have to be disloyal - and I promise you I would take you 100%.

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Roddy: So I have thought about it…

Sarah: Okay.

Roddy: …And I am not gonna throw the challenge—I would like to win if only for not looking like a failure— but I would be crazy not to accept the deal. So, if I win, then yeah I will keep you. Even though I will feel shitty. :/

Sarah: Okay well do you give me your word ?

Roddy: Yeah... as long if you will give me yours, too.

Sarah: Of course. I swear to you if you agree it's a deal. I am not going to make this in order to break it. Like in my opinion it's to your advantage - like I said it's a tough choice for ME between you two. Not for you, though. I don't want to sit next to Eddie and let him tell the jury how much he lied to me.

Roddy: Okay, I guess its done then. Wow, it’s a weird feeling, I have been so anxious about this all day, but now that it’s settled... its weird.

Sarah: So let's just do this.

Roddy: Hopefully this competition is quick and painless.

Roddy (Season 3): In between round 2 and 3, there was a little bit of last minute scrambling. I knew that I could make a deal with Sarah to take me to the final 2 if I took her, but I didn’t really want to do that because it kinda just seemed unnecessary considering I had no intention of following through. My initial inclination was to just not really talk to Sarah about my plans and win the last competition.

But then Sarah decided to approach me with that very deal, and I found myself in a bit of a hot pickle. Obviously I want to go with Eddie to the end. We have been together from the start and he has been a phenomenal ally to me. But if I was to turn that deal down from Sarah, I would basically be telling her that she should vote me out, and I am sorry but I am not willing to literally take the bullet for Eddie. If Sarah was destined to win the competition, I would still rather it be me in the final 2 than Eddie, despite how good of allies we are. So I accepted the deal, but I knew I was never gonna keep it.

Eddie (Season 1): What now? Well obviously either Roddy will win HoH or Sarah will. If Roddy wins I will be shocked if I'm not taken and if Sarah wins I will be shocked if I am taken. Neither blindside would be completely impossible. Roddy has a much better chance against Sarah in the finals so he has a reason to evict me. Sarah has similar odds in my opinion against Roddy or I, she will have to swing the same sort of votes for the same sort of reasons. Maybe she'll take me?

I'm glad I came out about Hell's Angels on Lydia's eviction. It looked like a potentially stupid move but even though I've never seen Roddy throw me under the bus, being in Part 3 with Sarah could totally have been the time to start. I'd have understood. No one wants 3rd. Telling Sarah my own way and giving her a few days to digest could be what gets her back on the Eddie wagon. She can get mad but she gets over it quick. Like I said though, that would still be a "blindside" if she takes me, though a positive one, because two days ago she told me she's for sure taking Roddy and hasn't changed the official story since. Now that she's sitting in Part 3 with Roddy she really has no reason to give me a head's up that I'm staying...but I think I kind of felt it from her before I went to bed last night. Maybe it's my optimism talking?

While I am rooting for Roddy to win (and take me), I'd be honored sitting next to both of these players in the final 2...or losing to both of these players and voting for one of them. This is nerve wrecking. I see myself as the biggest jury threat in the game and I'm sitting without the ability to take myself to final 2. I hope my social game was good enough to get me through this jam.

The final round of the HOH competition was called “To Hell and Back.” 2 towers, consisting of 10 levels each, were set up in the backyard. The bottom level was labeled “Hell” and the top level was labeled “Heaven.” Sarah and Roddy had to make their way from the bottom to the top of their tower by answering questions about the game. The answers would provide passwords that would be used to unlock a door that would allow them to climb to the next level. The first person to make it the top would be the final HOH of the season.

The first set of questions asked them to identify 4 quotes made by houseguests this season. Roddy made quick work of it and unlocked the door to the next level, while Sarah had a lot more difficulty. As Sarah tried different combinations for the lock, Roddy was quickly gaining a lead. Sarah eventually found the right combination, and from there, she made it through the levels at a much faster pace. Soon, both competitors only had one door left to unlock. To get the password, they had to identify 15 quotes taken from the evicted All-Stars in their original seasons.

Finally, one houseguest unlocked the final door and let out a huge sigh of relief.

Chelsbot: Congratulations, Roddy, you are the final HOH!

Sarah decided to go ahead and finish the competition. A few minutes later, she unlocked the final door and made it to the top level. She was disappointed, having known that she needed to win HOH to make it to the final 2. Hopefully Roddy would keep his promise and take her, feeling like she would be easier to beat.

Roddy (Season 3): The final round of the HoH felt SO good to win. I don’t know how Sarah took so long on the first password, but it gave me enough of a lead to get WAY ahead of her. Yeah, she did almost catch up at the end, but that last password was by far the hardest so I am not surprised she caught up to me. Anyways, not only did I beat Sarah at a speed based comp, but I was guaranteed final 2 with my best ally.

In the final eviction of the season, Roddy held all the power…

Chelsbot: The power to evict now rests solely in Roddy's hands, but before we get to the vote, both nominees will get the chance to make one final plea. Eddie, you can go first.

Eddie: Roddy, if you don't take me you're a fucking asshole, but I'll still love you I guess in a low self esteem house wife sort of way.

Chelsbot: Sarah, what would you like to say?

Sarah: Roddy, I know we already talked about this and you know if you take me you'll probably win the game. So, I figure you came this far, why throw it away now.

Chelsbot: Roddy, when you are ready, please stand and announce your decision

Roddy: Okay, so clearly this is something that I have thought long and hard about. As you both probably know by now, I over analyze EVERYTHING in this thing.

Eddie: ...

Roddy: Eddie, we made an alliance week 2, and since then you have been a great ally of mine. We have been together on each decision basically, and you have followed through for me time and again. But at the same time, I don't really know how I would do against you in the end. Sarah, on the other hand, I haven't worked with you like at all through the game, but a lot of the jury is not a fan of you, and you and I made a deal to go to the end of this thing together, no longer than an hour and a half ago. Eddie, I gave Sarah my word...

Eddie: Oh damn.

Roddy: But, I also gave you my word WELL before I gave it to Sarah, and Sarah, I think you have played a phenomenal game and are not nearly as unlikely to win as you say you are. So I am sorry, but I am gonna follow through with my long term alliance, and I vote to evict Sarah so she will become the final jury member of Warzone All-Stars.

Sarah: Okay – no problem. I knew you were lying… and congrats on the game Eddie! I'm glad to see the Mini HOH prophecy will continue...

Eddie: Good job Sarah, you played an amazing game!

Sarah: Good luck guys! Now, off to the jury house to feel all the Sarah love. <333

Eddie: Hahaha. At least you won't have to deal with them long.

Sarah: Yeah, but you will both have to deal with ME. MUAHahahah.

Eddie: BRING YOUR WORST.

Roddy: I am looking forward to it, bring out the sinner we know is inside.

Sarah: Roddy - you did live up to your sinner name by the way. It's been fun! Bye.

Roddy: Bye Sarah. See you like tomorrow in the final 2 questioning

With that, Sarah grabbed her duffel bag and walked out of the house for her interview with Chelsbot. The game was down to the final 2. After being outnumbered 6 to 3, the Sinners had made a comeback. In a few days, Eddie or Roddy would become a half million dollars richer.

Sarah (Season 2): Roddy took Eddie and I think that was a fatal error - but we shall see. You never know what will happen during jury questioning. I do predict Eddie wipes the floor with Roddy and I just don't think Roddy's game was up to par.

In retrospect, in looking at my game I may have changed a few things - but since hindsight is 20/20 who wouldn't, right? As it was, I think I did the best I could with the information I had and I am proud of my game. And I love Will to death! He was the greatest Final Two partner I could have asked for in this game. Short of Parker being in it, of course. <333 Sorry, Will, but nobody could ever live up to Parker in my eyes.

I lasted long enough to see the bitch, Lydia, evicted so at least I'm happy about that.

All in all I really had so much fun in this game. Everything was so intense, so well-run, so amazing! Most of the cast (with the exception of Little House - worst twist ever in an All-Star season, sorry lol) were awesome! Oh and with the exception of Jun, who really shouldn't have been taking up a spot, either. That spot really belonged to Parker but, oh well.

Now, to formulate some jury questions for the final two. I really don't know what I can ask that I don't already know so I might just be doing something for fun. We'll see. I might make them rank every single one of the houseguests from each season and then rank the All-Stars and compare their games to their original seasons and then give edgic ratings (oh, wait Jason will do that ) So lame. I guess I'll think on it.

I just want to reiterate one thing, though. Chelsbot, you are awesome! I can't thank you enough for the hours upon hours you had to have spent to put this game together. You are an AMAZING HOST and this game was really incredible.

THANK YOU! <33333

Love, Sarah!

[Chelsbot]

Finale

Final 2: Eddie McGee vs. Roddy Mancuso


Eddie and Roddy stared at the memory wall as Sarah’s picture faded to black and white. She had been a formidable opponent and had almost stopped the Hell’s Angels alliance from succeeding. But after Roddy won the final HOH of the season, he chose to send Sarah home, honoring the Hell’s Angels alliance. In a few days, one of these Sinners would be crowned the All-Star champion. But for now, the two planned to take a break from the game and celebrate reaching their goal of making the final 2.

Eddie (Season 1): It's a great feeling being in final 2 with the person who has been 100% honest with me this whole game. I would have been bummed leaving at 3rd, but I'll honestly be happy with Roddy or I winning. Not that I'm done motherfuckers...I'm going to do my best to win it.

To be honest I think my odds are better than Roddy's, but I don't think I got the five votes I need to win locked and ready to be read on finale night. I need to do a good job on questions. This game isn't over yet. Tonight, FUCK THE GAME. I'm celebrating. I already spray painted the house with the name of the best alliance in Warzone history. Tomorrow...the final battle will begin.

Roddy (Season 3): I bet tons of people are thinking that it was a completely stupid decision to take Eddie over Sarah. And although I will end up looking stupid if Eddie ends up winning, I really don’t think people understand the decision at all.

First off, turning on Eddie would have been a huge betrayal for me. Just as big as turning on Lyd would have been. I know a lot of people disagree with me on this, but I don’t think evicting Eddie would make sense strategically. There was a very good chance that Eddie would not have voted for me to win after that, and he knew about ALL of my game. If I betrayed him in that way, there was a chance he could have a big influence over the jury to turn against me.

Secondly, even though Sarah was hated by the jury, I still think she could have won. She played a very aggressive game, where she won multiple HoHs and multiple Vetoes. She was in a strong alliance of 3 people (very similar to Hells Angels), and also was able to get her hands on a power. Not only that, but had I kept her she would have been able to say ‘I got Roddy to turn on his ally by making a deal half an hour before the competition’. So yeah, the jury might hate her, but she was an underdog at the end and would have had a lot of material to make a jury speech from.

Finally, I just am not that type of person. When I give my loyalty to someone in a game, I don’t revoke it unless they do something to fuck it up. Eddie followed through with the votes at F6, F5 and F4 for me, and I was not about to turn on him at F3 for someone that I don’t even like. So if I end up losing, so be it. I mean, obviously I want to win, but either way I am glad that Hells Angels has been such a dominant alliance, and I am thrilled to go with a great friend and ally to final 2.

The next day, the jury questioned the final 2 via satellite from the Jury House. The God-fearing Jason was first juror to speak, and he had a surprise for the finalists.

Jason: We all know that I love Jesus. But I want you both to PROVE it to me that YOU love Jesus. You will do this by giving me a bible verse that relates to your time in the game and how you played the game. EXPLAIN to me the meaning of the verse and how it relates to your game.

Roddy: My dear brothers, take note of this: Everyone should be quick to listen, slow to speak and slow to become angry, for man's anger does not bring about the righteous life that God desires. -James 1:19-20 This quote clearly is stating the fact that: if in doubt, it’s usually a better decision to keep your mouth shut. It affirms that people who are even-tempered are more likely to lead a successful and righteous life. I think I was a low-key player, and my game was heavily dependent on observation and being able to read people. Playing with this verse in mind may have made me into a smaller Warzone character, but I think that they made me into a better Big Brother player, and it clearly shows my dedication to the Lord our Savior.

Eddie: Now I have to talk about the Bible and shit? *Sigh* I never read that novel but let me give it a try. I'd like to refer you all to motherfucking Genesis 11:1-9, the story of the Tower of Babel. What the people were doing “to not be scattered across the land” was building a tall wall or fence around their city. It was going to keep them IN. And God was like “Fuck that shit, I want humanity to spread around the whole globe, not stay all in one place. I'm going to make someone speak Spanish so all the white people move out.” I think this story clearly shows that God wants people to be spread out. Not be confined in with a lot of people under any circumstance whatsoever including sharing a house with 15 other players in a game. I took it to heart and I was going to follow God's will...which is send everyone the FUCK OUT and “scatter them across the land.”

Everyone curiously watched as Jason rose from his seat and walked towards the door to the Jury House. He opened the door, and to everyone’s surprise, Sheila stormed into the room.

Sheila: SURPRISE!!!! OH HAI ITS SHEILA! I bet you guys thought you got rid of BIG BAD SHEILA for good...NOEP! Jason has so kindly offered me to help him with his vote because we are ONE. ONE MIND. ONE BODY. ONE ANGELIC SOUL! And together we will cast ONE VOTE! SO YAY ME! While you guys got to stay in the house I turned out to be the TRUE winner. Know why? I got to go back to my son because I am a SINGLE MOTHER who's FORTY FIVE but since I got out of the house early and was a FAN FAVE, I got so many deals and made so many appearances and made so much money. ^_^ Also I really was a fan fave. Look what people said about me <3

Sheila handed the jurors each a piece of paper where she had printed out comments from her fans on the SurvivorSucks message board. One post said “SHEILA BETTER BE SAFE THIS WEEK OR I WILL GO TO THE BB HOUSE AND BLOW IT UP. KNOW THAT.” The last post read “It amazes me that this worthless cunt has fans.”

Sheila: Ugh that last one is from Rachel. WHAT a hater! FUN STORY: I MET UP WITH CHELSIA AND RACHEL AND NATALIE OUT OF THE HOUSE AND IT WAS EPIC! RACHEL CAME AT ME ALL "HEY BIG SHE YOURE FAT AND IM GLAD YOURE OUT" SO I WAS LIKE "oh sry you feel that way, bye" SO CHELSIA WAS LIKE "YA NASTY ASS CUNT I WILL RIP YOU OUT BY YO DAMN WEAVE CHEW SICK FUCK!" AND I WAS LIKE "my hair is ~natural~" AND NATALIE WAS LIKE "*LACTATES*" SO I WAS LIKE "NATALIE'S A HO! NATALIE'S A HO!" and all the people around me started saying it to because she IS a hoe and so are YOU GUYS!

At that moment, two security guards stormed into the room and carried a screaming Sheila out of the Jury House.

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Joshuah was the second juror to speak, and he wanted to know what each finalist did to make him deserving of the win.

Joshuah: I want both of you to tell me the single biggest move you each made in this game. Basically tell me the one move that defined you as a player this season and should be one of the biggest reasons you win.

Eddie: It's a funny coincidence that you're the one asking this question because I have to say the biggest move that defined me as a player was getting YOU out. The situation going into the week you were evicted started with Jason proposing an alliance with you, me, Roddy, Lydia, and him. We were going to do our best to survive the last double eviction week and come out with the numbers in f9...5 vs. 4. I changed it up though. I feel like without Alex there you could have blended in with the house a lot better than Alex would have without you. I didn't want another person who had float potential. I wanted a human shield.

Roddy: I think for me it would have to be how I pulled in Nathan in the f9 and f8 weeks. Up until around final 9 or so, Nathan and I were pretty distant. When final 9 came around, I was realizing something had to change. I pushed for a final 4 deal with him/Renny/Lydia/myself – I am not really clear if Renny was ever on board, but Nathan agreed to keeping me and Lydia safe. It was not a deal I intended on keeping until the end (Hell’s Angels was still top priority), but made I it for a few reasons. First, I was trying to secure safety for both myself and Lyd. Second, I did actually want to work with Nathan somewhat, and would have worked with him for at least a little while. Third, I was hoping that it would lay any of his suspicions about Eddie and us being together to rest.

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Alex was the third juror to speak, and he let Eddie and Roddy know that he was happy that they had reached the final 2.

Alex: I am SOSOSO proud of both of you for making final 2. If I could have chosen any final 2, it would have been this one so I don't feel nearly as bad about getting completely screwed over now.

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Everyone’s favorite delusional blonde Asian was next. She and her Weave each had a question for the finalists.

Weave: WHAT ABOUT THE CHILLRUN?

Eddie: Chi Chi fucking ate the children, that fucking fat ass. I know it's traumatic and you've blocked the memory, but it's time to just face facts and move the fuck on. You've become obsessed about the children but there are no more children. When you bring it up everyone just gets silent and awkward, no one knows what to say. Well Weave, it's time to face the facts of your partner's crimes...THE CHILLRUN ARE DEAD!

Roddy: WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THE GODDAMN CHILLRUN!?!?! CHILLRUN ARE NOT WORTH YOUR TIME CHI CHI! They cry, and whine, shit their pants, wet the bed... and expect YOU to provide food for THEM. At BEST they are a meal, and at WORST they end up being a WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM – they’ll steal the food you need to be stuffing your face with in order to keep your FAT ‘N FAB Physique! A skinny Chi Chi?! WE CAN’T HAVE THAT!!! FUCK THE CHILLRUN!!

Jun: How much do you assume I weigh now after being in the WZ: AS house this season?

Eddie: You weigh an extra five chillrun this season give or take one cameraman. I haven't seen Jebb since week 3... the dude who'd always zoom in and pan on my hot body. I mean I'm not going to make any accusations but you seemed particularly more plump that week.

Roddy: The original weight that you had coming into the house (400 babies worth, give or take) + the weight you put on in the house (12 evicted houseguests heavier). In conclusion, you are one fat fuck now that Warzone is over.

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The Season 2 winner was the next juror to the stand…

Nathan: There’s two big ways to vote come jury time… for who played the better game or for who you like the most. Coming into this vote I am feeling like Eddie played the better game, but… I like Roddy more. To both of you, what was your happiest moment of the game? What was the worst moment for you?

Eddie: My happiest moment was when you were evicted. The round you left was awesome for me and not even mostly because you ended up leaving. Hell's Angels was preparing for full scale war. We weren't expecting a peace pipe and let's all evict Nathan and be merry! For as long as I knew about Sarah's power I was sure, 100% completely sure, that one day Sarah would play it on Roddy. The fact that you were the target and not Roddy was a HUGE SHOCK. Our perception was that we were going towards a 4 vs. 3 with the 4 having one of the deadliest competition players of this game. To have what I saw as the “enemy's biggest asset” just thrown away for a much more manageable 3 vs. 3 the next round was amaaaaazzzing. Made my week.

My worst moment was when you stayed Week 1. I was completely blindsided by you staying... and even though it looked to me like I had the lying decently under control, I was paranoid as hell that everyone was lying to me about believing me in the hopes of quietly backdooring me and the rest of Season 1. No vote in Warzone 1 was a surprise, and no vote in this game after Week 1 was a surprise to me either. It was definitely a moment of finally being served what I tend to dish.

Roddy: My happiest was the formation of Hell’s Angels. Obviously this was huge for me. It put me in a position where I no longer felt I was on the outs, and I legitimately liked everyone in this alliance. It also ended up paying off many times throughout this game. My worst moment was finding out that the three Pandora’s Powers were in the hands of Renny/Sarah/Will. It meant that the powers were likely to be used against Hell’s Angels at some point. It made me feel like I was in an impossible situation and that the game would constantly be an uphill battle.

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Renny drunkenly stumbled up to the jury stand before asking a question to each finalist.

Renny: Eddie, why does Nathan have a shoe fetish?

Eddie: Since you pass out drunk in a cardboard box every night with your legs up, Nathan had to make some changes to his sexual habits.

Renny: Roddy, what's the most attractive thing about men to you?

Roddy: Their hot, muscly, sweaty bodies.

Renny: Thanks guys, that actually determined my vote <33333

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The devilishly bitchy Will was next, and he had some snark for the finalists…

Will: First of all, congratulations to you both (Boy Power. Look into it). You both played respectable games and I feel like you are down to earth, mature, and friendly. Good job. Second of all, congratulations to Sarah for having her title of “biggest game ending blunder in Warzone history” taken away from her. After Sarah threw away her game in season 2 by evicting me, I didn't think she would ever lose this title. Turns out, I was wrong. That means, Roddy - congratulations. With one move, you are the new “head of stupid”. Sarah, please hand over the key to Roddy. I mean, really, Roddy? Taking Eddie to the final 2? Really? You were one sentence away from winning this game. All you had to say was “I vote to evict Eddie”, and the game would have been yours without question.

Roddy: Wow Will, I don’t even know where to begin. I guess I will start by pointing out the inconsistency in your analogy. Sarah evicted you at a final four situation and as a result her ass was sent to the jury house. I, on the other hand, got rid of Sarah at final 3 and as a result, my ass is part of the final 2. But before you go giving me the title for ‘head of stupid’, you should really go take a look in the mirror. Because if I recall correctly, it was only three evictions ago that you threw your only chance at veto to the person that ended up evicting you less than five minutes later. Yeah, on second thought, you should keep it.

Maybe I voted out Sarah because… I fucking wanted to? And because I earned that privilege by winning the final HoH? Sarah and I NEVER worked together on ANYTHING in this house. It is ridiculous that she would have any expectation of me to keep her. From final 6 forward, she did everything in her power to try and get rid of me. Eddie, on the other hand, did everything he could to ensure I stayed the three rounds Sarah was gunning for me hardest. Obviously I am not gonna keep her... A Hells Angels final 2 is what I have been working towards for the entire game - I feel like I have played this game with a kickass alliance, and I would like to see it through to the end.

Will: Eddie, let's pretend for a bit: you're now on the jury, and the jury members are now the finalists. Your vote decides who wins the game. Which jury member would you vote for to win? Why? Let me be clear – if you give me more than one name, you won't get my vote. Pick one person and explain why you chose them, please.

Eddie: Oh, that's a hard call to make. I'd be extremely tempted to vote for Lydia to win but she had both Roddy and I in this game doing a lot of the works and could hang back. I feel that Nathan has a very strong case for being a winner. He did exactly what I would do if I were him. Be as passive as possible and then comp whore when he no longer could float. Lydia was doing a lot of the same...except Lydia's UTR game was much more impressive than Nathan's while Nathan's competition game was much more impressive than Lydia's. I think most likely I'd give the win to Lydia because as a player that sucks at competitions I tend to downplay the value of that aspect of gameplay.

Will: Thanks Eddie for your honest answer. It's too bad you didn't pay attention to this part of it: if you give me more than one name, you won't get my vote.

Eddie: I gave you Lydia as my answer. I just blabbed back and forth between Lydia and Nathan but I said who'd I vote for. Where'd I mess up?

Will: You may have given just one answer, but you gave more than one name. The point was so you couldn't butter up more than one person. You clearly were trying to do that with Nathan.

Eddie: Let me rectify this situation immediately. Nathan, go fuck yourself you self freezing useless piece of shit! Vote please.

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Lydia, the Hell’s Angels queen was up next, and she wanted both Roddy and Eddie to know that she was happy for them.

Lydia: If I would have selected two people sitting in the final 2 other than myself it would be you guys, so therefore I have no H8 <3. You two clearly deserve your spot in the finals and if I could give each of you a vote I would, but sadly I have only one to give out. Both of you came into this game as sinners, however I did see some saint-like actions from both of you. So what I want to know is what was your most sinful and saintly thing you did in this game?

Eddie: Saintly… You wanted a bad ass goodbye eviction speech and I gave it to you. Sarah and you didn't really get along, so showing that much appreciation for you was probably going to piss her off. I did what I did the way I did it because I wanted you to feel good about your exit. No personal gain. Sinful… Dragging out Will's eviction as long as possible for my evil enjoyment. I could have not used the veto on Sarah, not gotten you on the block, and not given Will hope until the last moment...but IT FELT SO GOOD.

Roddy: I think the thing I felt was most sinful in this game was deciding to solidify my final 2 with Eddie before the final 6 round. This might sound like a weird thing to pick, but the reason I chose it is because you were still in the game. We had an implied final 2, and I knew that if it came down to it, you would keep me and were probably expecting I would do the same– but I made the deal with Eddie anyways. For the rest of the game I kinda felt like I was leading you on.

Probably the most saintly thing that I did in this game was take Eddie to the finals with me over Sarah. Taking Sarah would have been the rational decision for me to make. She had more hate on the jury, and it is very possible the votes would have been locked up for me. But I chose to go in with lower odds, and take my ally with me at a time where it would be impossible for him to pay me back.

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Sarah, the Saint-turned-Sinner, was the final juror to address Eddie and Roddy.

Sarah: Roddy, you and I made a deal right before Part 3 of the Final HOH. Not that I really trusted you to follow through, but I did want to have that insurance in case I lost. I won’t go into whether I think it was smart of you to take Eddie right now, but I do have an opinion on that. That being said, since you lied to me and then broke your word, why should I give you my vote? And, you can’t use “well, you lied and backstabbed and broke your word” in your answer.

Roddy: You have to realize that I never considered voting Eddie out as an option. I had a final 2 deal with him that I was intending to keep and I also know that he wouldn’t have voted me out at final 3 in any circumstances. It would be the exact same as if I was in the final 3 with you and Will, and tried to convince you that you’d have a better shot against me in the finals... my ass would still have ended up on the jury if I didn’t win HoH. I know that making the deal than breaking it wasn’t the nicest thing to do, but I was not at all confident that I would win that final HoH. There were a few competitions that were really close between us in this season (most of which you won and I lost), and if I lost then I wanted you to take me and not Eddie into the finals. Refusing your offer would basically be saying ‘Fuck you Sarah, take Eddie instead of me’ and I was not willing to do that. I ensured that I was gonna make it through the final 3 round no matter who won HoH.

Sarah: Eddie, I underestimated you greatly from the beginning of the game. I also trusted you when I shouldn’t have. That is obvious. There were several lies you told that weren’t necessary, though. Why should I give my vote to someone who lied so much and sometimes so unnecessarily?

Eddie: Why should you give your vote to someone who lied so much? Because it doesn't fucking matter. I don't see how lying or being honest or speaking in tongues has anything to do with how you should vote. I mean you can make it about that if you'd like since a juror can vote for any reason whatsoever. It just would make no sense from you. You were a few minutes away in a competition from being in my shoes right now. What would you have done then? Talked about how people who lie a lot don't deserve to win? Nope. I think you should vote for me because my lying worked for me strategically and carried me to where I am now...just as lying would have been a huge component in getting you to the final 2 if you won Part 3 of final HOH.

Eddie (Season 1): So jury questioning is over. Nothing left to do but sit around and wait for finale night. Not much has changed for me. I don't feel like I have it more in the bag now...quite possibly less. I do still think I got a damn good shot of winning. I did the best I could on the Jury Questions. I wouldn't change anything. I don't know if I did better than Roddy though...he answered his like the pro that he is.

I think I got the following four votes. If I don't have these votes I will be like "DAMN!" Alex, Jun, Will and Sarah. This means that in my mind I only need one more vote. I think I got a damn good chance at Josh's vote, Lydia's vote, and to a lesser extent Nathan's vote. I'd only need one of those votes if my confidence is on the money. So at this point anything from 7-2 me winning to 5-4 Roddy winning is still a possibility. I won't hold my breath. We'll see how this goes down.

In any case it might seem like I went a bit soft in Jury Questioning but I was keeping it real. I love this game, I love these people, I love this host I'll see you all banging on my motherfucking Rolls Royce when I win this game. If you're lucky I'll let you in.

It was finally time to crown the winner of Big Brother: Warzone All-Stars. One by one, the Jury of 9 cast their votes for the winner.

Alex: My jury vote is for Eddie. I think Eddie by far did the best job taking advantage of my entrance into the game. If I had stuck around, I would have never been able to turn on him.

Jun: I am voting for EDDIE to win Warzone All-stars. Mini BB said it all, he deserves it. He embraced his sinner-self and did everything he could to win. Good-luck!

Lydia: My vote goes to… Roddy! I think he possesses more traits and skills of what a winner should represent. It's no disrespect to Eddie's game, but I think Roddy was more of a solid player overall. Congrats Roddy on a well played game. If you win Eddie, you will have earned it as well. HELLS ANGELS FTW! <3

Jason: This vote should be going to one of the following: ERIC or LYDIA. LOVE YOU ERIC and LOVE YOU GODDESS OF SUNSHINE LYDIA <3 Eddie had my vote going in but he treated my question like a joke. Plus I was the one fighting all season against curses, good luck Roddy. In the Lord's name I pray, Amen. I am voting for RODDY to win this game.

Joshuah: I vote for Roddy to win Big Brother: Warzone All-stars. Your social skills were killer. You could pour on the competition heat when you needed to. You came into this game with a known partner, and still managed to get into the final four as partners. Congratulations!

Renny: Overall I just have more respect for Roddy as a gameplayer, person and would if he won. I vote for.... RODDY.

Sarah: My vote goes to... EDDIE! I may not have loved everything Eddie did in the game or during the final Q&A. I may think he pandered to the jurors, kissed up to who he thought he needed to, puffed himself up when he thought it would help...but there is still no way in hell Roddy's game held a candle to his. Roddy just wasn't in Eddie's league. This is All-Stars, baby! Not the time to sneak through the game UTR and coast with your alliance to the end. Eddie made bold moves, had good strategies, made smart connections and played his heart out. There is no question in my mind that he deserves the win. Congrats Eddie!

Will: I think both guys played great games, but there’s one who stands out as the most well rounded. This person made some great strategic moves, had a strong social game, and put himself in the best position to get to the end. His dedication to the game is admirable, and most importantly – he had me fucking fooled for nearly the entire game. Good job, Eddie. You deserve to win.

With 4 votes for each finalist, Nathan held the deciding vote.

Nathan: In the end this was a really tough decision. I was up in the air the whole time. I feel like both of these guys did play a great game and they worked really well together. They couldn't have done what they did without the other so it is hard to say which deserves it more. I have to give the edge to Roddy though because I do think he was more of a driving force of them actually getting to the final two together due to his challenge wins. And also, I feel like his ass was on the line a lot more and he was able to power through and get to the end which I admire. It is impressive that Eddie really was never in danger and he was great at positioning, but I think that was easy to do given his reputation. I really just think Roddy did everything he needed to do and did it with a bit more grace. I vote for RODDY to win Warzone All-Stars.

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Chelsbot pulled the final key out of the nomination box and gave a dramatic pause. For the fourth consecutive season, the game would be decided by just 1 vote. Finally, the winner was revealed…

Chelsbot: Congratulations, Roddy, by a vote of 5-4, you are the winner of BIG BROTHER: WARZONE All-STARS!

Roddy excitedly jumped up from his seat and gave Eddie a broski hug. The Hell’s Angels partners in crime made their way out of the Warzone house and into a screaming crowd. After arguably the craziest and most intense season yet, Roddy Mancuso would be walking away a half million dollars richer.