Pre-Show Interviews

[Chelsbot]

Natalie (Alex), age 18

CHELSBOT: How did you find out about BIG BROTHER WARZONE 5?
NATALIE: One day when i was speaking to the host of another ORG we got talking about games and i was told this is one of the best series he's ever seen, so of course i wanna try it out!

CHELSBOT: What is your strategy for this game?
NATALIE: Lie low at first, assess where everyone is standing and where their heads are at and get a few close allies, people i know i can trust and together we can attempt to get a full grasp of the game, playing alliances off each other. But ultimately i want to fit neatly in the middle of the game, this way it gives me ultimate sources of info and i will know when i need to strike.

CHELSBOT: Why should you be chosen for this game? What can you bring that is unique?
NATALIE: II create characters in games, each one new and different. If you have ever heard of the BB Recycled series, i was Jen, winner of season 2, i built Jen up to be a powerhouse and bitch who just didn't care. Surprisingly with my reputation of season 2 i managed 6th place in All-Stars after backstabbing and lying to just about everyone in the game. Jen is ultimately my favourite character i have ever created in a game. And this is what i will bring, a new persona you will see develop.

CHELSBOT: What types of people would you choose to have living with you in the Big Brother house? And what types of people will get under your skin?
NATALIE: Someone easy to manipulate and do what i want, put a target on their back and get evicted when i just sit back and watch the threats to me leave the game with no target on me. The people i don't want to see will be the ones who think they are 'it' like seriously, people like that just piss me off. Mostly because if i am going to create a HBIC, i can't have someone rivalling me, i need to be the centre of attention

CHELSBOT: Write a short sample confessional based on one of the following 2 scenarios: (1) Your best friend won HOH and you thought you were safe. However, after your friend won the Veto, she surprised you with a backdoor nomination. (2) Your arch-nemesis was HOH last week and he took out your closest ally. Now the tables have been turned and you have just won HOH.
NATALIE: Arch-nemesis = Harry
BFF = Paris

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Did i just win HoH after my BFF Paris got evicted at the hand of that idiot Harry?! Did i? Yes Oh the fun i'll have this week. That bitch has to go, i have to avenge Paris.

But i need to plan my nominations well, of course Harry is going up, but i need to place him next to someone who is more likely to win pov, i don't care if i piss them off by nominating them, i don't care what happens except Harry's fat ass walking out of the door. I'll probably do Harry V Jonny, he's won 3 POV's already and so i want him to win to stop Harry winning. Jonny comes off and then i put Harriet against him, no one will vote off the mother in the game. And i might even spread a few lies about Harry to ultimately not have to campaign to have her leave.

Bitch should have thought before he messed with me.

[Jason Guy]

God Natalie is awful.

[Chelsbot]

Britney (Brentin), age 21

CHELSBOT: How did you find out about BIG BROTHER WARZONE 5?
BRITNEY: I saw it advertised online! I heard about it before though, because like if this is the fifth season, it has obviously been around for a while. I’m not sure how I heard about it the first time though. But like, I saw this one advertised on ummmm orgreloaded. I think I also knew people who were in like a previous season. I’m not sure which one, I’m thinking All-Stars (they would totes be All-Star material, so like, it probz was that season) and they were like “Ohemgee! You have to apply for BB: Warzone asap!” and I was like “KAY!” and so that’s what I am doing now

CHELSBOT: What is your strategy for this game?
BRITNEY: Oh my goodness, this is always such a tough question to answer! Like, every org asks this and I’m always like “I don’t know!” cause I don’t! I’ve been in orgs a while now, so you would think I would like have developed this amazing like fool proof strategy, that like always guarantees me the win! But sadly, I haven’t! However, I have learned a few things that like; I’m going to try not to do. First! I’m going to try to stop saying “like”, cause I just read this lil bit over, and I have said “like”, like 8000 times. So that would be my number 1 lolz. Secondly! I ALWAYS align with people I like. Like, I’m always teaming up with my BFFs! And, from what I have noticed, the people that I always like in orgs usually SUCK! They’re terrible players and like suck at competitions just as much as I do! So, I’m totally aligning with all my haters! Because, like, obviously my BFFs aren’t going to nominate me, right? So, if I align with the people that I normally wouldn’t align with, they won’t nominate me either! So, like, I’ll totally have everyone in the game not nominating me! It’s like the best strategy EVAR! Don’t you agree? OMG I am so going to win this *if I get picked, baha*. Lastly! I am going to keep my mouth shut! I am such an opinionated person and I get frustrated so easily! I’m in law, so I have basically been taught to like always voice my opinion, but like org people go crazy and like won’t vote for you if you say hateful stuff about them. Like, I’ve lost so many times because people think I’m too “mean” to them. LIKE WTFEVER! People just need to grow balls and get over it! I deserved to win so many times! Ugh!

CHELSBOT: Why should you be chosen for this game? What can you bring that is unique?
BRITNEY: Honestly, like I was looking through the episodes of your previous seasons, cause obviously I’m super smart and was doing my research, and I kind of noticed that like a lot of the people who played before, like…ahem… Natalie and Shelia were nothing but trashy hoe bags. I never looked up who played them (so opps if I know them), but I couldn’t believe the profanity they used. Sure, I’ll say like bitch and fuck and slut, from time to time, but I would never say the C-WORD! That is SO unchaste! I, unlike them, am classy and dignified. So basically, I’m a mother fucking angel bitch! I think if I were to play, I would totally up the standards of the series, cause let’s face it, it’s me!

I’m not like a wannabitch either! Like, if I have something to say, I’ll say it. However, I don’t go out there looking for drama. I am never the one to start things, every single time, someone like trash talks me and then they get all offended when you say something back! But, like, I’m not bitchy either, actually, like I get really offended when people say I’m a bitch! I’m REALISTIC, not bitchy, there’s a difference! For example, I’ll give ya a scenario::::: Okay, so like we’re walking down the street, me and you, and it’s like a really beautiful, hot and sunny day outside, and like we look totally fab, as usual, and we’re having the best day evar! UNTIL, this like totally disgusting, hairy hooker horseface of a beast walks past us wearing these atrocious hunter green crocs, which have paint stains on them, with socks that rise all the way up to her totally tight and stretched out leggings, showing off way to much camel toe! I could go on describing this bitch, but the top half is the epitome of *barf your face off*. So, before running and washing your eyes out with a copious amount of soap, I would, like any normal person would do, first give her the *bitch, please* look, then I would make fun of her and let her know what a disgusting pig she is! Finally, I would probz push her in a trash can, although, it would have to be a pretty big one (if you know what I’m sayin *wink*), for ruining our day!
So, you see, I personally don’t think that’s mean, because she deserves that, and I am just being a good human being by letting her know shes gross. Like, honestly, society shouldn’t value gross people anymore.

Making fun of people, I think, is like mental health. When I make fun of someone, I feel better about myself, therefore I am helping me, like…..to like make me feel like mentally better and stuff. So it’s totally mental health! And like, realistically, that’s like smart.

CHELSBOT: What types of people would you choose to have living with you in the Big Brother house? And what types of people will get under your skin?
BRITNEY: Okay, let’s face it, I’ll be honest, I don’t like children. I’m only 21, so I am still young and fresh, and like way immature at times, but I can’t stand those fucking gremlins! So why the hell would I want to play with them in a game!? That’s right! I wouldn’t! I am not playing with a 13, 14, 15, even 16 is pushing it, year old! Maybe even 17! I’m not! They think they’re so cool and hip and know everything about Justin Beiber, but I think they’re gross and disgusting! I REFUSE to make an alliance with one! Even if it says in the rules “Thee who shall align with thy gremlin shall be awarded victoriously” I still won’t do it! I don’t care! In my rules it says “Come back when you’ve hit puberty!”

For everyone else, I pretty much will get along with them. Except for, lolz, people who are actually a lot like myself. I love attention! Who doesn’t!? But when someone else is getting attention over me, I like automatically hate……no loath them! But, that RARELY happens, because like obviously I always get all of the attention! *giggles* But, like, I don’t like ask for attention, like I’m no famewhore, but I always just seem to get it.

I also don’t really like quiet people. I’ve always been an outgoing person, I would always get in trouble in class for talking, and I think I could basically talk to anything! But some people are just not talkative at all! And it like totally ruins my day! Talking to some people is like pulling teeth, and the last time I checked…..I’m not a fucking dentist!

Omg, I totally just thought of other people I hate. Okay, like, don’t you hate like people who are like nice. Like, people who are goody-to-shoes (sp?), like the ones who probably had like one friend growing up who was probably imaginary! Yeah those! Omg, icky icky poo poo, hate them! Like, don’t you hate it when you have this juicy piece of gossip and you just HAVE to tell someone! So you run up to this person to tell them, and then they totally burst your balloon by saying “Don’t tell me, I think it’s wrong to talk behind people’s backs”. Like who are you, Mother Teresa? Like what a total weirdo!


But, like Im like super easy to get along with cause I’m like super sweet and friendly.

CHELSBOT: Write a short sample confessional based on one of the following 2 scenarios: (1) Your best friend won HOH and you thought you were safe. However, after your friend won the Veto, she surprised you with a backdoor nomination. (2) Your arch-nemesis was HOH last week and he took out your closest ally. Now the tables have been turned and you have just won HOH.
BRITNEY: [Struts into the diary room, smiles seductively at the camera, before crossing arms and rolling eyes]

So, the inevitable has happened……*starts sobbing*….. Helga got evicted! *begins wailing* It’s soooooo sad. She was such a beautiful person, and we were so BFF! I mean, sure her name was similar to an over weight Swedish woman, with a really annoying accent, but we would wear pink on Wednesdays! *starts sobbing louder and blows nose really loudly* WAAAHHHHH!!!!! We even decided who could and couldn’t each lunch with us! But, but, but……now shes gone!!!!!!

*stares off into the distance before snapping head back at camera and glaring*

BECAUSE OF HER!!!!!!

The votes were tied, we thought Helga was staying until “Miss Skinny-No Boobs” stood up and said in her squeaky little banshee voice “Ahem, like, tehe, like I hate to do this, but like, Helga, I’m sorry, but, like, I, like vote to evict you, tehe”.

I was SHOCKED! I almost had a brain hemorrhage! HOW DARE SHE! All I wanted to do was grab her by her fucking pigtails, circle her around, and then throw her out on her ass like the trash she is! This bitch don’t know who she messin with *flails arms*! She best check hur self! *diva snap*

We all know she just wants the money to get a boob job and to get rid of her stretch marks *whispers* she use to be fat! But, just like how I put an end to that croc-wearing, camel toe slut, I’m putting an end to her! Cause guess what!!!!!!! *holds up HOH key and waves in front of camera* I WON HOH!!!! YAY!!!!!! And guess whose getting nominated? *evil grin* I can’t wait to ruin and exploit her life, and I’ll do it with a giggle and a smile! I hope that bitch gets pregnant with a demon spawn from the Devil. *giggles and struts out of the diary room* WHO WANTS TO SEE MY HOH ROOM!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Chelsbot]

Rachel (Ashlee), age 19

CHELSBOT: How did you find out about BIG BROTHER WARZONE 5?
RACHEL: I was actually browsing a couple games that I was in, and then ended up heading over to ORG Reloaded and began browsing the advertisements. Once I saw the Big Brother Warzone thread, I immediately clicked it. I had seen this game advertised and played in the past, and I really had been wanting to play it for some time. I heard nothing but good things about it, so I for sure wanted to be able to engage in this cited, "exciting experience". So now I have a chance in getting to play the game! So, I'm definitely super stoked. I’m just glad that I’m not in other games or anything right now, so I could be dedicated!

CHELSBOT: What is your strategy for this game?
RACHEL: Coming into this game, if I’m selected, I plan to bring my best game possible. I plan to be really social, as that is my most strong point in online gaming, talk with a lot of people, make some strong bonds, and ultimately partner up with someone I know that will have my back, and me theirs, so that we can make it all the way to the end. If I have to get bitchy, or have an attitude with some of these people .. then I will. I’m known to be a bit explosive but I always find a way to make myself safe in a game if it comes down to people thinking “Hey, we need to get her out.” I want people to think I’m a ticking time bomb and I’ll end the game for myself, so that way .. while they doubt me, I’ll be prepping to take the game by storm and shock them all, while getting rid of them one by one. I’m so ready for this chance.

CHELSBOT: Why should you be chosen for this game? What can you bring that is unique?
RACHEL: I think I'd be a good addition to the game, because I'd offer amazing insight via my sassy Diary Room confessional posts, and I'd probably add a lot of entertainment to the season once I broke out of my shell. I just think that me being around would be totally amazing. Plus this series and game look well hosted and promising, and I want to participate badly. I would be more than dedicated and willing to be on for numerous amounts of time to win numerous competitions and to make it far within this game and to hopefully make an All-Stars in the end if there is a plan to make another. I know that if I'm casted, I won't disappoint you in the slightest! I’m just overly excited and hope I can be considered.

CHELSBOT: What types of people would you choose to have living with you in the Big Brother house? And what types of people will get under your skin?
RACHEL: I want to have atleast a small amount of people in the house that I can trust. I hate feeling of being alone in a game, because it feels almost impossible. The people that I usually trust are the individuals that I think always speak their mind to me, even if they know it may or may not hurt my feelings. I know some people may be like, “I don’t want to tell you because I don’t want to upset you,” or anything along those lines, but honestly, that’s some stupid shit. I want my ally to tell me if I’m being dumb, stupid, or naïve about something so that I can get that second chance to think over what I’m doing. I don’t want someone to lie and be like, “Yeah, that’s great,” when in reality it’s not. I put my trust in people that I know will have my back by having blunt personalities, able to be relied on, and people that tell me the ongoings of the house when I’m not around. Those are more or less the types I trust.

Ugh, don't even get me started on the types of people I dislike, because I could go on all day. But I'll just give you one or two qualities that I absolutely can't stand. One that I definitely can't stand is when people try to act like they're in control of every little thing in the game; bossy and self absorbed. I honestly can't stand those types of people, and you'll usually see me being the one that steps up to them and challenges their authority (if any) on occasion. One another one is two-faced people. It's one thing to say shit to my face, but if you're going to go behind my back and tell someone else shit about me, that's another thing. I can't stand cowards who don't have the balls for confrontation!

CHELSBOT: Write a short sample confessional based on one of the following 2 scenarios: (1) Your best friend won HOH and you thought you were safe. However, after your friend won the Veto, she surprised you with a backdoor nomination. (2) Your arch-nemesis was HOH last week and he took out your closest ally. Now the tables have been turned and you have just won HOH.
RACHEL: Ugh, I can’t believe that fucking asshole. Who does he think he is coming between ~ME AND MY MAN? He won Head of Household, put both us up, and then sends him home; my closest ally! The whole time I was sitting there in the my Eviction seat, feeling so heated and full of rage that I want to just lunge across the sofas and grab him by the neck. Seeing him leave was hard for me, and I felt almost depressed and hollow inside as he walked out the front door. It was one of the most miserable moments I’ve felt in a long time, and all I could think about was getting my revenge. Anyone who knows me, KNOWS that I’m fire, and you DON’T play with fire. You do .. ~you get burnt.

And that’s EXACTLY what happened! After having all the odds stacked against me you could possibly imagine, I managed to score Head of Household! *Holds up HoH key around neck, while dangling it back and forth. What now, you little shit?! I don’t know about you, but this is what I call a good dose of Big Brother karma! With this Head of Household, I plan to make these nominations as personal as possible. Fuck strategy this week; I’m out for blood and I’m out to ruin one exact person’s game, and that’s exactly what I’ll fucking do. This week, everyone’s going to see the girl from Vegas rise from the ashes and prove that she’s not just some cocktail waitress with big boobs. It’s so on!

[Natalie "NataJesus" Cunial]

Best interview ever.

[SHE BEAST!]

I HAVENT REALLY BEEN PAYING ANY ATTENTION BUT RACHEL AND BRITNEY WERE THE BEST TWO THINGS ABOUT THIS GAME. KNOW THAT!

[Chelsbot]

Michele (Jak), age 18

CHELSBOT: How did you find out about BIG BROTHER WARZONE 5?
MICHELE: I saw an earlier season advertised.

CHELSBOT: What is your strategy for this game?
MICHELE: Um play both sides/backstab anyone in my way. And deny deny deny if I ever get called out.

CHELSBOT: Why should you be chosen for this game? What can you bring that is unique?
MICHELE: I don't care about anyone on a personal level. I will betray anyone to get ahead. I am not afraid to cause drama and make life hell for people who get in my way.

CHELSBOT: What types of people would you choose to have living with you in the Big Brother house? And what types of people will get under your skin?
MICHELE: I want people who are boring/useless because they make good minions. I don't like people who pretend to get drunk and act like a slut online. It's like... we know you're fat irl. Just stop.

CHELSBOT: Write a short sample confessional based on one of the following 2 scenarios: (1) Your best friend won HOH and you thought you were safe. However, after your friend won the Veto, she surprised you with a backdoor nomination. (2) Your arch-nemesis was HOH last week and he took out your closest ally. Now the tables have been turned and you have just won HOH.
MICHELE: (2) so much lolpwnt. This week isn't just going to be your eviction week it's going to be a week of hell <3 But I'm prob gonna make them feel safe because it will be more lol if they're blindsided. So I might make a deal with them not for stratgey purposes, but just to make sure they're shocked. Expected evictions are so boring. If it's unexpected it'll be more painful <3

[Chelsbot]

Enzo (Tommy), age 19

CHELSBOT: How did you find out about BIG BROTHER WARZONE 5?
ENZO: I was looking for a game and a friend of mine gave me the link and told me that this was a game worth applying for, and by the appearance of the board and series.. I would have to agree! The board looks professional, and the host looks like she knows what she’s doing, so I’m taking the time to do an application hoping that I’ll be lucky enough to be a part of the series when the game starts soon.

CHELSBOT: What is your strategy for this game?
ENZO: My strategy coming into this game will be to be as friendly as possible! I think always having an outgoing personality is what helps me succeed in games and I plan on putting that forth in this one too. Another strategy that I seem to maintain quite well is making alliances with a good amount of people, most secret from everyone else. That could be classified as playing all sides of the house, and if it is, then oh well, it works for me! If I’m careful and strategic about what I do in this game with these plans I’m ready to set in motion, I have no doubt that I’ll be able to make it far in the game and maybe to the end!

CHELSBOT: Why should you be chosen for this game? What can you bring that is unique?
ENZO: I should be chosen for this game because I’m a different kind of ORGer. I’m not the usual cookie-cutter type that tries to join with tons of other people, but instead goes into games expecting the unexpected and rolling with the punches. I start shit, I make drama happen. I love to cause paranoia and anxiety in a game, because it drives everyone nuts. But not only that, I really do make shit happen, even if it’s derived from the most worthless crap you’ve ever seen; I can still make a mountain out of an ant hill.

CHELSBOT: What types of people would you choose to have living with you in the Big Brother house? And what types of people will get under your skin?
ENZO: The types of people that I would choose to live with in the Big Brother house are people that didn’t take everything I say so seriously. I’m chill, I like to have a good time. I crack jokes and I can be sarcastic, and sometimes.. people take offense to some of the things I say. Uptight players with a stick up their ass are players that I won’t have much of a connection or bond with, because that’s the polar opposite of my personality. The types of people that I would hate to live with are douchebags who think they run shit and have the game all wrapped up; cocky mother fuckers who give me a super-migraine can fuck off.

CHELSBOT: Write a short sample confessional based on one of the following 2 scenarios: (1) Your best friend won HOH and you thought you were safe. However, after your friend won the Veto, she surprised you with a backdoor nomination. (2) Your arch-nemesis was HOH last week and he took out your closest ally. Now the tables have been turned and you have just won HOH.
ENZO: That fuckin tool. That fucking backstabbing, lying, conning POS……F IT TMY DON’T CARE, ill only come back; say everythings allright straight up to him, its just a game, I understand it and then bizAMMMMM that assdouche is getting nomd with whoever I deem is his closest ally…..
Fool me once, and I will end that bitch – Life motto. And oh he will just be another example.

[Chelsbot]

Justin (Jake), age 21

CHELSBOT: How did you find out about BIG BROTHER WARZONE 5?
JUSTIN: From BB Warzone 4!

CHELSBOT: What is your strategy for this game?
JUSTIN: Find trustworthy allies quick and have us dominate competitions at the right time and be extremely social.

CHELSBOT: Why should you be chosen for this game? What can you bring that is unique?
JUSTIN: Because I am such a huge fan of this series and failed last season to be chosen (and by last season, I mean season 3); I'm a dedicated host myself and have seen and used many strategies and I just know the mistakes to not make and how to adapt. I will jump alliances so many times. Oh and yes I will lie.

CHELSBOT: What types of people would you choose to have living with you in the Big Brother house? And what types of people will get under your skin?
JUSTIN: I would choose smart people just because I want to work with people that understand the game and how you have to adapt to situations. If those idiots who don't understand the game or understand that they need to make power moves or not to win a competition at certain times get in the house, they'll have to go first.

CHELSBOT: Write a short sample confessional based on one of the following 2 scenarios: (1) Your best friend won HOH and you thought you were safe. However, after your friend won the Veto, she surprised you with a backdoor nomination. (2) Your arch-nemesis was HOH last week and he took out your closest ally. Now the tables have been turned and you have just won HOH.
JUSTIN: 1. So Dan wins HOH! Hollah! I'm safe. Final 12 baby. Working my way up the memory wall. [later]
Hooray, I'm nominated. At least I know now that Dan is completely untrustworthy. I knew he couldn't be trusted. I have to win veto or I'm gone as I'm a strong competitor, apparently. So I confront Dan and tell him that he was my Final 2 and that I felt that I'm not his. Now I'm not dumb so I know Dan is working other people so I wasn't heartbroken...

So although he is cool and all, I have JUST be snapped back to reality. I cannot trust a single person in this house, because they only think of themselves. I'm not Janelle-ing to Dan's Will. Screw that, I'll take out Dan myself.

[Eddie McGee]

Oct 14, 2010 20:46:21 GMT -5 Chelsbot said:

CHELSBOT: Why should you be chosen for this game? What can you bring that is unique?
JUSTIN: Because I am such a huge fan of this series and failed last season to be chosen (and by last season, I mean season 3)

Justin could have been on Season 3?

We were robbed of Justin vs. Jeff.

How epic would that have been?

[Lydia Tavera]

Oct 14, 2010 21:00:21 GMT -5 Eddie McGee said:

Oct 14, 2010 20:46:21 GMT -5 Chelsbot said:

CHELSBOT: Why should you be chosen for this game? What can you bring that is unique?
JUSTIN: Because I am such a huge fan of this series and failed last season to be chosen (and by last season, I mean season 3)

Justin could have been on Season 3?

We were robbed of Justin vs. Jeff.

How epic would that have been?

I would have been all for anybody who would go against Jeffrey. ;D

I miss him. lol