Pre-Show Interviews

[Chelsbot]

As the houseguests are evicted, I will post their pre-show applications for you to enjoy:

Holly (Tian), age 19

CHELSBOT: How did you find out about BIG BROTHER WARZONE 5?
HOLLY: How did I find about the series? Well the answer is simple; which is I am what we called a person who just read a few episodes here and there. Also, I know Aaron, whom always spoke highly of this series and he rarely joins an org. So I am taking a wild guess that this is an astounding game.

CHELSBOT: What is your strategy for this game?
HOLLY: I don’t know why but I don’t have a strategy. Every game is different and every game you need a different strategy. So my overall strategy is to be a identity in the game but not stepping on any toes… until I need to.

CHELSBOT: Why should you be chosen for this game? What can you bring that is unique?
HOLLY: Why should I be chosen for the Warzone Series? The answer is I am eccentric fellow to watch in this game. I’m not going to ally with anyone until week 2 or 3 because always first week alliances are for false pretenses and I don’t have time to distance myself from these fake alliances. I can be bitchy at times but what girl isn’t? I am not like an uber bitch but I do have a loathsome side that I do admit that makes my” pms days” seems like I am just an angel. Oh, did I forget that I am sarcastic at times?

CHELSBOT: What types of people would you choose to have living with you in the Big Brother house? And what types of people will get under your skin?
HOLLY: I do love me some gays in the house but if not I do acquire that we have classy girls like myself or anyone on my stature. I do like jock-headed guys or any on that matter.

CHELSBOT: Write a short sample confessional based on one of the following 2 scenarios: (1) Your best friend won HOH and you thought you were safe. However, after your friend won the Veto, she surprised you with a backdoor nomination. (2) Your arch-nemesis was HOH last week and he took out your closest ally. Now the tables have been turned and you have just won HOH.
HOLLY: 1) I don’t appreciate this little shit nominating me after I kept the turd in the game and even kept the dung pie from being on the block. I know I am going but I am not going to give up. I don’t allow this unfortunate change of events to get me for winning this game. I just know if I am here next week… please pack your dirty ass bag and prepare to see the door slam behind you *flips blonde hair*

2) *jumps up and down* As being HOH, I have a few things to look out the kissing ass that would be done. The total douche bag that took out my bestie. That little turd going to pay with going out and for that I am going to say toodles.

[Chelsbot]

Sharon (Chad), age 18

CHELSBOT: How did you find out about BIG BROTHER WARZONE 5?
SHARON: I noticed the advertisement on ORG reloaded when looking for a quality BB game to play. I remember hearing about how good this series was back on TIB.

CHELSBOT: What is your strategy for this game?
SHARON: You can never tell what your strategy will be once the game starts and you analyze the players. You obviously don't want to try and be a leader in a game full of leaders. You also wouldn't want to be a follower if the game was filled with idiots, so I think it really depends on the players and if I know them.

I tend to like drama and if you piss me off I can be a real bitch. Those who first align with me from the start will confirm that I am extremely loyal to my core alliance, and am a good person; but that somehow get's lost among my antics.

CHELSBOT: Why should you be chosen for this game? What can you bring that is unique?
SHARON: Well, from a hosts point of view, I love venting in the confessional. I practically write books, which is what I hope for in players of games that I host.

I am extremely active and only dedicate myself to one game at a time. I am always on aim and available for live challenges.

What makes me unique is the fact that I am always thinking about my options in ways that other contestants probably won't. I tend to try to go for the hardest routes and hope that they pay off. I am a relatively unique player in the fact that I do and say what I want when I want (While being respective to the host of course). I am a hybrid of myself and the character that I become when I play these games.

Also, I'm unique because I actually read the rules to these games lol.

CHELSBOT: What types of people would you choose to have living with you in the Big Brother house? And what types of people will get under your skin?
SHARON: I love having people get under my skin in these games. That creates an incentive to do well and kick ass. Arrogant asswholes usually get under my skin fast.
I would chose a mixture of people to come in the house. I like when there are a mixture of leaders and followers, heroes and villians, strategists and challenge whores. I think it makes for a balanced game forces me to stay on my toes in all areas.

CHELSBOT: Write a short sample confessional based on one of the following 2 scenarios: (1) Your best friend won HOH and you thought you were safe. However, after your friend won the Veto, she surprised you with a backdoor nomination. (2) Your arch-nemesis was HOH last week and he took out your closest ally. Now the tables have been turned and you have just won HOH.
SHARON: This will be hard for me as I have no driving emotion for this faux-confessional.

Scenario #1:

I. Am. Stunned. After all the things we have been through in this game together she just stabbed me in teh back like that. After I saved her ass 3 times, this is how she repays me? I was ecstatic after she won HOH and we could finally get rid of one of those idiots from the other side of the house. I was a little angry that no one picked me for veto, but I assumed I WAS SAFE. Which is a bad omen in this friggin house. After she won I did get a bit smug that I would finally get (blank) out of the house. Then she saves HIM and puts ME up. Ughh, now I have to re strategize. Dumb ass. Turns out that they have been working together for a while now, so my only option is to expose this to all of his ally's and try to pull in the votes I need to stay.

(Here I would post some options as to what I should/could do but that would involve me making too many fake details lol)

If that doesn't work out then I'm toast, but I'm not going out without a fight.

[Chelsbot]

Marvin (Aaron), age 21

CHELSBOT: How did you find out about BIG BROTHER WARZONE 5?
MARVIN: Fantasy Games Central

CHELSBOT: What is your strategy for this game?
MARVIN: As much as it pains me to admit it, the best way to get far in Big Brother is to be flexible. A floater, even. I may get bored with this after a while, but my strategy will be to simply socialize and not stir the pot too much at the beginning. Man, I'm already selling you on my entertaining factor, right?

CHELSBOT: Why should you be chosen for this game? What can you bring that is unique?
MARVIN: I consider myself a fairly accomplished Survivor player, yet I've never played a true Big Brother game. I think that it could be interesting to see how someone used to team individual game. It certainly is going to be interesting for me, at least..

Also, I think I am more than capable of writing insightful confessionals, and I can try my best to make you laugh. Ultimately, I will fail miserably.

CHELSBOT: What types of people would you choose to have living with you in the Big Brother house? And what types of people will get under your skin?
MARVIN: I am a very stubborn person, so naturally, other stubborn people will get under my skin. I do enjoy control, and when things do not go my way, I'm liable to throw a bitchfit. People that are flexible, laidback, and generally like to be controlled are always good fellow houseguests. Unfortunately, those do not come around often, so I probably will clash with others.

CHELSBOT: Write a short sample confessional based on one of the following 2 scenarios: (1) Your best friend won HOH and you thought you were safe. However, after your friend won the Veto, she surprised you with a backdoor nomination. (2) Your arch-nemesis was HOH last week and he took out your closest ally. Now the tables have been turned and you have just won HOH.
MARVIN: Never trust a woman.

I guess the addage rings true again. I never thought I'd get laid playing a Big Brother game, but she surely fucked me. I didn't expect it, and I am admittedly hurt about it.

Strategically, my best option is to sell how much of a free player I am now. She demonstrably cut me loose. The woman cannot be trusted -- and the trust I put in her is now completely, unabashadly, broken.

As Lady Gaga once said, "I want your love, I want your revenge." And if this confessional hasn't got you questioning my sexuality, I don't know what else will. Cheers.

[Jason Guy]

SEETHING TIAN LOVE <33333

I am not like an uber bitch but I do have a loathsome side that I do admit that makes my” pms days” seems like I am just an angel. Oh, did I forget that I am sarcastic at times?

SOOO ROBBED

[Chelsbot]

Eric (Eric), age 24

CHELSBOT: How did you find out about BIG BROTHER WARZONE 5?
ERIC: From Kate who played Lydia AND from FGC.

CHELSBOT: What is your strategy for this game?
ERIC: My strategy differs for each game I play. I always like to start out just being as social as time allows me to be and compete in the competitions (which I don't win most of the time and it is just cause of my lack of challenge talent) to show I'm active. The rest really depends on who I'm playing with.

CHELSBOT: Why should you be chosen for this game? What can you bring that is unique?
ERIC: I think I should be chosen because well... until VERY recently I've had a very good track record with Big Brother games. They're more fun to play than Survivor and I'm extremely active in them. I can bring a since of sarcastic humor mixed in with a master nice guy routine that would make you toss your cookies, that's how much of a suck up I am.

CHELSBOT: What types of people would you choose to have living with you in the Big Brother house? And what types of people will get under your skin?
ERIC: I wouldn't really discriminate when it comes to who I live with. As long as they don't insult me and who I am as a person I'm all set.

People that get under my skin are people who hold grudges from past games. Although, I'm a bit of a hypocrite in that case too because there is one person in all the ORG world I can't stand and first opportunity I get I will have their head.

CHELSBOT: Write a short sample confessional based on one of the following 2 scenarios: (1) Your best friend won HOH and you thought you were safe. However, after your friend won the Veto, she surprised you with a backdoor nomination. (2) Your arch-nemesis was HOH last week and he took out your closest ally. Now the tables have been turned and you have just won HOH.
ERIC: I am so sad that "insert name here" is gone. OH WELL! No use crying over spilt milk. I'm just going to do everything in my miniscule power to avenge them in my own time... oh... look... my own time seems to have come. MUAHAHA! I won HOH biznitches! Now who's the biggest badass in town? Chu tink chu can jus mess wit ma friends and it be all copacetic? Tink again!

Yea I get all white latin on people if they piss me off. Ha.

Imma have fun this week. Just you wait and see. Peeps are gonna fry for what happened last week. Especially "insert name here". I can't wait.

[Eddie McGee]

I can bring a since of sarcastic humor mixed in with a master nice guy routine that would make you toss your cookies, that's how much of a suck up I am.

He is like the mascot of Warzone 5.

[Chelsbot]

April (Peter), age 17

CHELSBOT: How did you find out about BIG BROTHER WARZONE 5?
APRIL: ORGReloaded.com

CHELSBOT: What is your strategy for this game?
APRIL: My strategy will be to play hard and strategize, manipulate, and do absolutely everything in my power to ensure that I get to the end of the game. I am willing to check my ethics at the door to a point, and will do anything to win. ANYTHING.

CHELSBOT: Why should you be chosen for this game? What can you bring that is unique?
APRIL: I should be chosen because I know I can play this game with multiple strategies. I have now played four Survivor ORG's and have done well in all four.

In Survivor: Hawaii, my first ever game, I played a "Make as many alliances as possible and play everyone like a fiddle" strategy and for a long time, it worked. I escaped the pre-merge part of the game unscathed, receiving 0 votes to be voted off, and remained in power for much of the game. I used my alliances to my benefit and cut them when they were no longer necessary. I wound up finishing 6th only after my own allies blindsided me, and even that would not have worked if the person I voted off did not produce a Hidden Immunity Idol after I myself had produced one!

In Survivor: Russia my strategy was to ride out the waves with my "Black Widows Alliance" until the very end. I flew under the radar throughout the game and did not receive a vote until I was blindsided in 7th place due to the fact I had an Immunity Idol.

In Survivor: Antarctica, I have to this point made the Final Six with only 1 vote cast against me and everyone at this point seems to want a deal with me. I played the game under an alias and flew under the radar the entire game, and am still not a target to be eliminated, or so it seems. Despite making numerous alliances in networks, I have maintained the role of puppet master and have a 1-in-6 shot at winning the game.

Lastly, in Survivor: Madagascar I played as Morgan McDeviitt, someone who looks weak, helpless, and desperate for allies. I even avoided elimination by playing a Hidden Immunity Idol, putting myself in power. There are currently 11 remaining players and because my tribe has immunity, I am guaranteed at worst 10th place.

Therefore, the reason you should cast me is because I can play any strategy on a dime. I can be a leader(Hawaii), I can be a follower(Russia), I can be a pawn(Madagascar), a swing vote(All ORGs)' a villain(Hawaii), a hero(Madagascar), a puppet master(Antarctica), anything you need! I can and will use any and all of these strategies at any time to further my game and I am not afraid of making enemies with anybody.

CHELSBOT: What types of people would you choose to have living with you in the Big Brother house? And what types of people will get under your skin?
APRIL: I would choose people that I know can be smart and strategic but also friendly. The type of people who would get under my skin are those who don't know what they're doing and also those who put emotion before game. Also, one other thing that gets under my skin is players who don't want to win. If you don't want to win-I'll pack your bags and evict you myself!

CHELSBOT: Write a short sample confessional based on one of the following 2 scenarios: (1) Your best friend won HOH and you thought you were safe. However, after your friend won the Veto, she surprised you with a backdoor nomination. (2) Your arch-nemesis was HOH last week and he took out your closest ally. Now the tables have been turned and you have just won HOH.
APRIL: Confessional 1:
Wow, bad move, bad, bad move! I can't believe you were blinded by stupid fucks who actually convinced you I was playing you! I had your back through-and-through and you just lost your one and only ally in this house! I'll tell you what honey, when I survive this eviction, and I'll tell you what, I will make fucking SURE I survive this eviction, you will wish you were never born! I will make your life a living hell! I know you are as close to one houseguest as you were with me...well guess what? I'm going to nominate them and stick them alongside you, THEN I'll get the house to evict HER so you can watch her die. You're dead if I stay, darling.
Confessional 2:
Payback is a bitch! That's all I can say! Who's calling the shots this week?! Yours truly. And oh yeah...about that little alliance you have...I'll just put up your showmance up with your best friend, and make it as painful for you as possible. You don't mess with me and get off scott-free. I am king of this house, get that through your skull!

[SHE BEAST!]

Sept 25, 2010 20:08:16 GMT -5 Chelsbot said:

Lastly, in Survivor: Madagascar I played as Morgan McDeviitt, someone who looks weak, helpless, and desperate for allies.

WTF WHAT A MORON.

DID SHE CHOOSE TO PLAY AS APRIL TO LOOK LIKE A WHORE?

[Chelsbot]

Annie (Suze), age 47

CHELSBOT: How did you find out about BIG BROTHER WARZONE 5?
ANNIE: From past players, Will W, Parker, Sarah and Jun.

CHELSBOT: What is your strategy for this game?
ANNIE: I heard the cast is full of new people, so if I can at least start with getting to know people and befriending them. I am hoping to find a few people I can trust and build strong bonds with. In this game of Big Brother, when you do make alliances, you need to make sure the ones will work just as hard to win challenges to keep the alliance out of danger. I am one to work for my alliance and not one to be the weak opponent and watch everyone else do all the dirty work. I can never really stay low profile. I would love to try in this game if there is no one that knows me. That would be a different kind of strategy for me that usually doesn't work. I am usually sniffed out as an early threat, but usually have good alliances on my side to make it through.

CHELSBOT: Why should you be chosen for this game? What can you bring that is unique?
ANNIE: I have watched the whole series from day one. No I was never a PW, but I have good friends that were in the past series and I have watched you host over the years. You host great games with awesome twists and turns.

I can offer a lot in the game. I have my own unique way of playing and think I can add some fun to the game. I am always active, so you wont have a problem there.

CHELSBOT: What types of people would you choose to have living with you in the Big Brother house? And what types of people will get under your skin?
ANNIE: Being I am at a unique age in this org world, being i am older then most. I do not like to play high school games, so having immature people in the game would annoy me, but I am use to dealing with kids so that wouldn't get too under my skin. I can usually tolerate a lot of different personalities. I don't like people who are controlling and bossy, but I just ignore them.

CHELSBOT: Write a short sample confessional based on one of the following 2 scenarios: (1) Your best friend won HOH and you thought you were safe. However, after your friend won the Veto, she surprised you with a backdoor nomination. (2) Your arch-nemesis was HOH last week and he took out your closest ally. Now the tables have been turned and you have just won HOH.
ANNIE: Well sweet revenge is a bitch. If I won HOH I would surely go after my arch-nemesis and put their asses on the block. Karma's a bitch...that is when all hell usually breaks out in the game of Big Brother and I am not one to sit back and let someone who had control and took it upon themselves to break up my alliance. I have no problem paying it forward if you know what I mean

[Eddie McGee]

Annie is a cool chick.


What's a PW?

[Natalie "NataJesus" Cunial]

Sept 27, 2010 11:58:59 GMT -5 Eddie McGee said:

Annie is a cool chick.


What's a PW?

Prediction Writer bro. Where has your brain been?

[Eddie McGee]

Sept 27, 2010 12:14:12 GMT -5 Natalie "NataJesus" Cunial said:

Sept 27, 2010 11:58:59 GMT -5 Eddie McGee said:

Annie is a cool chick.


What's a PW?

Prediction Writer bro. Where has your brain been?

Oh yeah! My bad. It still makes no sense because Warzone has never had a PW...as far as I know.

[Chelsbot]

Memphis (Ben), age 21

CHELSBOT: How did you find out about BIG BROTHER WARZONE 5?
MEMPHIS: orgreloaded, after I told my friend I was itching to play another ORG since I have so much free time coming up!

CHELSBOT: What is your strategy for this game?
MEMPHIS: Not really going in with a clearcut strategy -- the key is to be adaptable to the situation. First: observe my competition. My goal will be to take out the people that are quiet and aren't participating as much. Those are the kind of players that slide by and go to the finale. Plus, it adds more drama if I keep the big dramatic players around, and keeps targets on their backs, and off of mine. Besides that, anythings game. If I find myself in an alliance that I feel I am on the outs of, I'll probably end up backstabbing them and gathering the others to form a counter-alliance. I'm not afraid to make bold moves after the less-active players have been executed.

CHELSBOT: Why should you be chosen for this game? What can you bring that is unique?
MEMPHIS: Well, I am told I am very observant when it comes to finding out who is with who. I think I am a very strong competitor. I am currently unemployed for the next two months, so I have plenty of free time to be active and compete and socialize. On a unique aspect, I use my intuition and meditation a lot to make decisions. I have, in the past, had dreams after playing an ORG for long enough, that tell me what the best move is. I will continue to use my intuitive nature to assist me in making the correct plays and slide my pawn across the chess board.

CHELSBOT: What types of people would you choose to have living with you in the Big Brother house? And what types of people will get under your skin?
MEMPHIS: I hate gay people. Ok, not really, but I am gay, and sometimes people that are flirtatiously gay or overly feminine make me angry. To be honest, I mostly get along with a lot of people and don't judge too much. And if I do end up judging, I apolgoize. The people that would get under my skin are those that are too arrogant in their position, or those that are too quiet. If someone looks comfortable where they're sitting, I won't be afraid to attack them just to get them riled up and let their true colors show.

CHELSBOT: Write a short sample confessional based on one of the following 2 scenarios: (1) Your best friend won HOH and you thought you were safe. However, after your friend won the Veto, she surprised you with a backdoor nomination. (2) Your arch-nemesis was HOH last week and he took out your closest ally. Now the tables have been turned and you have just won HOH.
MEMPHIS: (1) Backstabbed
* So apparently I've been wrong about Rachel this whole time. I'm being told by Ragan and Brit that the bitch wants me out and has been planning to backdoor me. Not cool. I'm going to try what I can to get myself out of this. But as it stands now, my fate looks sealed.

I ain't going to give up though. I know I could get Brit and Lane to keep me in over Kathy if I can convince them they have my loyalty. The others will be the hard ones. Not sure how I'll do it yet, but I'll think of something.

Rachel's got it coming for her. Even if I do get out this round, I'm setting the dominos up so that she has a target on her back next week. The whole house will know what a traitorous backstabber she is.

See you in the Jury House soon best friend <3.

[Eddie McGee]

I have, in the past, had dreams after playing an ORG for long enough, that tell me what the best move is.

What a man!

[Chelsbot]

Angie (Maggie), age 20

CHELSBOT: How did you find out about BIG BROTHER WARZONE 5?
ANGIE: I was browsing ORG RELOADED and saw the advertisement.

CHELSBOT: What is your strategy for this game?
ANGIE: It's hard to say what my strategy will be until I meet all of the players but I have a general idea. I want to be a manipulative player, but at the same time be a loyal player. I want people to feel like they can trust me and that they need me in the game in order to help progress them further. I'm going to try my best to be loyal to the people that prove that they are truly loyal to me. That being said, I am going to manipulate people and I'm not going to be 100% honest with everyone. You can't win BB like that.

At the same time tho, I want people to be afraid of me. What I mean is that I want to show that I am a strong competitor to an extent and I want people to be afraid to go against me. I'm not going to come right out there first round with a sign saying “I'm a huge threat, take me out” but I think you know what I mean. I'm not here to float.

CHELSBOT: Why should you be chosen for this game? What can you bring that is unique?
ANGIE: I should be chosen for this game because I will be dedicated and fun to host. I think I have a good personality and I have the potential to do great things and be entertaining. I have the potential to go far and I think people will like me. I'm not a floater, I compete, and I would be a clear presence in the game.

CHELSBOT: What types of people would you choose to have living with you in the Big Brother house? And what types of people will get under your skin?
ANGIE: I would want to live with people that are open minded and down to earth. I wouldn't want to live with a bunch of people who can't take a joke and are too serious. I don't like people with giant poles up their asses or sand in their private parts. Oh, and I don't like fake people. Being strategic is completely different than being fake. And if an extremely obnoxious person that is being obnoxious for the sake of being just that is in the game...yeah.

CHELSBOT: Write a short sample confessional based on one of the following 2 scenarios: (1) Your best friend won HOH and you thought you were safe. However, after your friend won the Veto, she surprised you with a backdoor nomination. (2) Your arch-nemesis was HOH last week and he took out your closest ally. Now the tables have been turned and you have just won HOH.
ANGIE: (1)I'm completely shocked right now but I guess it makes sense. I was getting close with other people in the game and they were too. We both came into this game at the start and wanted to work together but as we met the other people it was obvious that our strategies were changing and stuff was going to happen. If I were in their position, I wouldn't have participated in a fucking BACKDOOR but whatever. I understand that they feel threatened by me, people have their speculations about us being close, and they're just taking this opportunity to cut me out of the game so they can play independently. As I said, I wouldn't have done the same thing. If anything, I would have given them a shot to play in the veto...but we all have different strategies. I'm still going to fight and do whatever I can, but unless they're actually campaigning for me to stay, I'm probably done. This is a sad day in the Big Brother house.