Post by Chelsbot on Sept 14, 2010 19:05:39 GMT -5
Britney: *struts in and seductively places Key Box on the table*
"HAI, YA'LL!
Welcome to our fourth Nomination Ceremony!
Now, before we begin, I just want to point out mah weave that I have been telling ya'll about! Remember!? The one that matches Rachel's hair extensions! Yeah, I like totally wear it out all the time back home when I go bar hoppin! I got it in mah HOH basket! Isn't it FAB!? FIERCE 'n' FAB! It's so much hawter than that one that fat wannabitch wore last season! What was her name? Jam? I dunno. Who cares!
Anyways, moving on!
So, I have won HOH this week and I have the power to nominate two house guests for eviction! Now, I am totally going to be cliche here, but honestly, this WAS a difficult choice! It was either nominate two people for personal reasons or strategic reasons. I decided to go with strategic reasons.
Annie, since you have Immunity this week, you're safe, gurl! Here's yo key!
And, without further ado, I will pull the first key!"
Enzo, you are safe.
Second key...
Memphis, you are safe.
Third key...
Michele, you are safe.
Fourth key...
Natalie, you are safe.
Fifth key...
Justin, you are safe.
Sixth key...
Rachel, you are safe.
Last key...
April, you are safe.
Britney: "I have nominated Eric and Angie for eviction this week.
Eric, I'm like totes sorry for totes nominating you. But, we totes don't talk that often. In fact, you totes didn't even come to talk to me this round. So, I totes don't feel that our connection is as strong as some of the others I have in this house. So, for that, I nominated you.
Angie, I talked to you before hand, and I know you don't want to be up here for the second time. But, I'm doing what I think is strategically best for me. You don't have to like it and you don't have to understand it, but this is an individual game. Like others, I consider you a friend in this house, and hopefully this does not alter that.
Good Luck to both of you! This meeting is adjourned!"
"HAI, YA'LL!
Welcome to our fourth Nomination Ceremony!
Now, before we begin, I just want to point out mah weave that I have been telling ya'll about! Remember!? The one that matches Rachel's hair extensions! Yeah, I like totally wear it out all the time back home when I go bar hoppin! I got it in mah HOH basket! Isn't it FAB!? FIERCE 'n' FAB! It's so much hawter than that one that fat wannabitch wore last season! What was her name? Jam? I dunno. Who cares!
Anyways, moving on!
So, I have won HOH this week and I have the power to nominate two house guests for eviction! Now, I am totally going to be cliche here, but honestly, this WAS a difficult choice! It was either nominate two people for personal reasons or strategic reasons. I decided to go with strategic reasons.
Annie, since you have Immunity this week, you're safe, gurl! Here's yo key!
And, without further ado, I will pull the first key!"
Enzo, you are safe.
Second key...
Memphis, you are safe.
Third key...
Michele, you are safe.
Fourth key...
Natalie, you are safe.
Fifth key...
Justin, you are safe.
Sixth key...
Rachel, you are safe.
Last key...
April, you are safe.
Britney: "I have nominated Eric and Angie for eviction this week.
Eric, I'm like totes sorry for totes nominating you. But, we totes don't talk that often. In fact, you totes didn't even come to talk to me this round. So, I totes don't feel that our connection is as strong as some of the others I have in this house. So, for that, I nominated you.
Angie, I talked to you before hand, and I know you don't want to be up here for the second time. But, I'm doing what I think is strategically best for me. You don't have to like it and you don't have to understand it, but this is an individual game. Like others, I consider you a friend in this house, and hopefully this does not alter that.
Good Luck to both of you! This meeting is adjourned!"