Week #1: Veto Queen

[Britney Haynes]

[Britney, please go to the Diary Room]

*bursts open door, then struts in and seductively sits*



OH MAH GAHD!

Oh mah gahd, yall! It's lahyk so much smawler than I imajined!


I have been watching BB: Warzone, for the last four seasons, at home in my living room, and now I am actually here! I can't believe it!

So excited! I'm so happy! Yes!

First gotta give a shout out to the Chelzers, gurl, I appresh!

When I first entered the house I was a little puzzled. I deliberately remember asking the producers for my own bedroom. And, I don't see it. I've looked everywhere and there is no Britney Bedroom. The producers obviously haven't gotten to know me yet, but they will soon see that I don't do group bedrooms. I refuse to sleep next to some one. I have also thought of a couple other things that I need, since my stay in the Big Brother House will be exceptionally long, OBVI!

*pulls pink paper out of pocket and begins reading*

THE LIST
I want my own Bedroom that HAS to be bigger than the HOH room.
I want my bedroom to have it's own bathroom, and it's own cabana room!
I want my own 60 inch Flat screen TV, that has access to ALL of the rooms, including the Diary Room, and also has sound. This is so I can know what is going on all the time, duh.
I also need to be HOH every week so I can nominate who I want, so that anyone I don't like can go home.

Thats really all I want right now, and I know it's not too much to ask. OH, I almost forgot, I want that Cassandra girl to come back and be my maid! And no, for all those racist people who thought so, not because she is black, but because she looks like a Mama! MAMA CASS <3 She mah home gurl.

Meeting the people in the Big Brother House has been interesting. Everyone, that I've met, seems really nice so far. I'm surprised by everyone actually have a personality. Usually, there are like 5 or 6 borewhores (ahem *cough* season 3 *cough*) but our season seems good so far. I love Marvin, I love Rachel and I love Holly. I knew Marvin and Holly before this, but I can see myself being friends with all three of them. They're all really easy to talk to, friendly, funny, and seem like good allies.

When I heard that Holly was in this game, I literally LOLED. That gurl is hilar! For example::: You're at a party, and it's like just a small little social gathering, you know everyone is all dressed up and sipping cocktails (or gin and juice, California Gurls HAI!), having fun, making small talk, and then the door bursts open and Holly walks in. At that point, we ALL know it's going to be a shit show and we're getting loaded! Holly can be crazy! And I'm sure she will spice things up.

I also really liked.....ummmmm...... ANGIE (it totally took me like 5 mins to figure out who I was thinking about). She's really sweet. She's from Canada, like me! And she's also in Law! HAI HAI! That makes 3 of us, cause Marvin is in Law too (or going into it). Maybe a little Law Alliance!? MAYBE!

Eric was quiet, Enzo is a little off the wall. He kept shouting at me, I didn't understand it. Actually, I think I still have the ringing in my ears. Um, who else...Justin! He was nice, he was really chatty, liked him.

Theres one person I didn't like though *disgustingly glares at the camera* APRIL!

I was really excited to talk to her, at first she seemed super sweet and then 5 mins into our convo she started making these absurd, derogatory, homophobic comments! I couldn't believe it! My mouth like dropped to the floor!

April: Because, a blondes alliance would actually be fun to watch! Unlike the BriGAYde AKA fag alliance

April: I think the brigade are all closet gays -_-


April: What's your ASL BTW? 17/m/AZ here. No homo either -_-. :X

NO HOMO EITHER!? What is THAT suppose to mean!? RUDE! I wanted to like smack her upside the head! How dare she! Doesn't she know that like 95% of the peeps who play orgs are gay!? This ignorant bitch has another thing coming to her!

I didn't say anything to her, and kind of just moved the convo along, cause I didn't want to start drama on Day 1. Like, even before the first HOH, could you imagine!? But, if she says something again, I'm not going to put up with it. Even if she is joking, it's still not appropriate to say, you know?

It gets worst too!

This moron comes up with the idea that ALL six of the blonde girls in the game should team up and form a "Blonde Alliance" (or as Holly says "Blondourage" lolz). YEAH CAUSE THAT WOULD WORK! Honestly, how dumb is this bitch! 6 people in one alliance on day 1! Thats like almost half the house! A 6 person alliance this early is like blatantly asking the other 8 people to evict us. Obviously, with six people, someone is bound to slip up and let someone know that we're together. That would force the rest of the house to turn on us. It's stupid, and would never work. Plus, Holly is blonde, and she would never keep her trap shut.

April is just so tacky and cheap. Honestly, since our pics are together on the memory wall, she looks like a 40 year old cougar that got 20 plastic surgeries too look like me! And what is up with her chin!? It's like SO LARGE! It just hangs from her fang tooth mouth. OMG! She looks like Jay Leno with make-up and a wig!

No! No! Even better! I'm going to start calling her APE-pril, cause she looks like some fugly monkey that was hit with a shovel!

My strategy is just going to be me being nice to her (fugly) face. There is a chance she could become HOH, who knows! And I don't want to start any sort of drama. I'm not going to go to the other Blondes and ask them for an alliance, Im going to let APE-pril do that. So that if peeps find out, it will fall back on her, and she'll be evicted (would that just be terrible *giggles*).

Oh, my last thing added to The List: I want APE-pril to go into Pandoras Box, and never come out!

So far everything else has been splendid! I still need to talk to some peeps. Some of them I have actually heard about before, and they seem like gamers. I think this game is going to be intense, and I am a little bit nervous. Confident? Yes! But a tad nervous. I always do terrible in BB games. So, I am hoping this one works out better.

*giggles and seductively winks at the camera, then struts out*

[Britney Haynes]

[Britney, please go to the Diary Room]

*flings open door, then struts in and seductively sits*



Oh mah gahd, yall! I lahyk havv missed yall so muhch since we lahst tawketed! I havv so muhch that I need to tell yall!

Okay, lets start from the very beginning! So, we have had some peeps leave the house for whatever reasons. There is no more Allison, no more Amy, and no more Mama Cass *sheds tear*. Instead, we have acquired three rejects, who weren't good enough to make the original cast, to replace them. At first, I was debating on even speaking to them, or maybe even acknowledging them, because they are rejects and are obviously not on the same level as the rest of us. However, out of the good graciousness of my heart, I have decided to befriend them. So far, I really like Michele and Sharon. Natalie is a little boring, but she's ugly and that's a little bit expected. I instantly clicked with the Nerogoddess and my fellow blond, so I am actually really glad to see people who actually want to play, getting the chance.

Before the HOH competition began the most HIGHlarious thing happened! So we're all just chilling, enjoying our time talking to each other, when all of a sudden......WE GET SOME UNEXPECTED VISITORS! I think Memphis was the one who made the chat and decided to just name it "warzone". So after being in the chat for over an hour, some random guy, named BigHumbles, comes barging in! And, like, it was so funny. No one had any idea what the hell he was saying. He had some weird lingo and apparently he was a member of this gang called The Crips! Apparently, they have their meetings on AIM!? LOLZ HOW TACKY IS THAT! So after chatting with BigHumbles for awhile, in a matter of minutes, literally over like 30 other crazy, weird, gang members come barging in! Like, I could not even physically talk to another Houseguest, because there were so many Crip Members talking! They kept like yelling at us to leave, as if they were here first! And I was not hav'en it!

It was just the most random thing ever! But it was totally funny! (I totally think this should make the Episodes lolz. I think Marvin posted some of the chat in his DR)

Okay, so after the crazy and totally unexpected visitors left, we competed in our first HOH!

To win HOH you basically had to piss off the entire house to win! It was really fun. Sharon came to me before the HOH began and asked me if I would like to work together with her. We decided to go after Annie first, because neither of us had spoken to her yet. And thats basically where the challenge went. If you haven't shown up yet, you blow up! So right off the bat, people like Annie and Holly were out.

I actually took out Enzo, which I thoroughly enjoyed. I don't really like Enzo. He's always like:::

I AM EEEEEENNNNNNNNNNZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOO WAAAARRRRZOOOOOONNNNEEEE *climbs up walls* *does ten thousand back flips* *begins juggling chairs*

UGH SO MUCH

Like, we get it Enzo. We know you're in the room! Like jesus! He is such an attention whore! LIKE OMG! He is ALWAYS shouting! And no one really likes him, to be quite frank. It's just really sad that he craves attention so much *dramatic eye roll*

So during the HOH we had the decision to either stay up all night and continue to blow shit up, or go to bed. I, like any normal or sane person, chose to go to bed. Sharon is like fucked up in the head. I don't know if gurlfriend got some pent up anger she needed to get out and the cure for that was to blow people to smithereens, or what! But, she ended up staying up ALL NIGHT in the hopes to win HOH. How funny would it be if she didn't! AHAHAHAHA! In the end though, she did.

I ended up lasting a really long time! I got to the Final 3! Im not surprised though, since the challenge was basically a popularity contest (Or, whose popular in Sharon's eyes), and obviously no one would want to blow me up, Im precious!

Michele asked me if she could use her Atomic Bomb on me, and I allowed her. It made me think about it a bit though, because like I didn't use my prize in the challenge, so why did she? (How odd is it that the 3 peeps with prizes were the last 3, ha!). Like, she could have just not used it and still have let Sharon win. Maybe she is just dumb and thought she HAD to use it, OR maybe she didn't want me to win.....who knows!

Either way, I feel confident that I am safe this week with Sharon as HOH! I'm a little nervous because you never know, but for the most part I feel safe. I have no idea who she will put up! I probably will try to push for either Annie, Justin, Enzo or Natalie. But, I guess we will see!

[Britney Haynes]

[Britney, please go to the Diary Room]

*kicks open door, then struts in and seductively sits*

Oh mah gahd, yall! I am lahyk so uhpset with duuh nomuhneyshuns!

Okay, so we had our first ever nominations ceremony! I was actually really excited to see two people get nominated because, so far, it has been kind of dull. Like, everyone is so fucking nice. So, I was hoping the nominations would bring a little drama.....sadly they didn't!

Before the nomination ceremony, it was revealed that there was a TWIST in the game! The Ticking Time Bomb twist is basically like a giant game of Hot Potato! Someone gets it, and then they pass it to another person and so on and so on. Unfortunately when it explodes, it could eliminate the person who has the bomb in their possession. It's a really good twist, however if it ends up exploding on me, I'm going to be ubbz pissed! I'll probably throw and tantrum, and break shit!

Sharon ended up giving the TTB to Michele. Apparently, they assume that them bomb isn't going to explode in round one, and by giving it to Michele, it may give her some sort of power or a clue to something. As history tells us, all 4 previous seasons had a secret basement (maybe my fucking Britney Bedroom is down there!!)? And that basement holds like some sort of power or whatever. So, maybe Michele got some sort of clue to opening the basement, I dunno. She hasn't really said anything about it.

I feel like, or actually I know, that Michele and myself are Sharon's biggest allies. Sharon and I formed the Buxom Blondes Alliance with April, but Sharon, like I, kind of like secretly hate April, so we're closer to Michele.

However, the person I am probably closest to in the game is Marvin. We're both like super precious, and we totally have a SHOWMANCE!!!! HOW HOT IS THAT!?!?!?! I mean like Sarah's and Eddie's showmance from last season was.....alright, but they're like so last century! Mine and Marvin's relationship is extremely controversial and scandalous, because, well, he's black and I'm white. JUNGLE FEVER, AMIRITE!? I'm like sure its in the tabloids already! Eddie was like really annoying, and Sarah looked like she sold bibles (honestly, her hair was gross too, has she ever heard of product?) while I am like SO unbelievably GORGEOUS and Marvin is like a hot pimpin daddy! They can't even be compared to us! Out with the old and in with the new, bitchez!!!!!

So, back to the nominations! Okay, so Sharon was a total beyotch!
*glares* This bitch didn't even consult me with who she was going to nominate! How Greedy! She just made her decision her self.....RUDE! She ended up nominating Justin and Holly. Justin is a skank and I hate talking to him. Honestly, I might go have a conversation with a bush just because it is more entertaining than talking to Justin. So, I wasn't upset at all he got nominated. However, I was devastated that Holly got nominated! Holly doesn't have a brain and she thought she would be safe even though she didn't bother to speak to the HOH! UGH SO MUCH! Actually, Holly hasn't really been herself at all in this game. The Holly I know talks about penises, and sex, and about eating pancakes in the shower! This Holly talks about literature......LITERATURE!!!! WHO IS THIS DULL AND BORING TRAMP!? BRING BACK THAT CRAZY AND WILD HOLLY! When she was nominated, there was no drama! She was like "I understand". YOU UNDERSTAND!?!?! You should be flipping chairs right now and throwing hot tea in Sharon's face!

*sighs*

I am hoping that Holly will win Veto and breath more life back into herself. If she doesn't, I am afraid that she will be the first person evicted.[/center]

[Britney Haynes]

Sorry for my lack of confessionals after the veto. Ill post them soon.

In the meantime....

I vote to evict HOLLY because people are fucking stoopid sluts.

[Britney Haynes]

Sawry this is a bit late, but.....

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OH MAH GAWD, YALL! I Can't believe it!!!!

*waves veto in front of camera*

Who won the very first veto of the seasons!?!?!? THIS BITCH DID!!!!

OMG, it was soooo intense. Like, Im sure that it was probably the hardest competition that this series has ever seen, AND I WON!

I didn't even really mean to either. Like, I didn't go into the competition thinking that I needed to win, but once I got to the third box and noticed I was in the lead, and then when I got to the 4th and noticed I was STILL in the lead, I decided to go for it!

If you were to look at the stats of the season right now, I would have won 50% of the competitions! Thats like half! Gosh! Now, I totally know what it feels like to be a comp whore! VETO QUEEN!

Even though it might not have been the smartest to win a competition when I didn't need too, I still fucking loved it! I don't care if it puts a target on my back, because I never win competitions, so when I do, I milk the shit out of them!

At this point, Im deciding to use the veto on either Justin or Holly. I would MUCH rather save Holly, cause Justin smells and Im actually really good friends with Holly. However, a lot of people are pushing me to take Justin off the block.

You see, before the Veto competition began, I tried to come up with a way to save Holly. And I did that by throwing Annie under the bus. Holly mentioned to me that she was sure she had Annie's vote, so I went and told Sharon. Sharon got thinking that Annie and Holly were a pair and needed to be split up. I told Sharon that Annie was probably a bigger competition threat than Holly was, so Annie should be backdoored.

And thus started the plan to backdoor Annie.

I went around to everyone, except Annie lols, before the veto ceremony to see if they were all okay with Annie being nominated and being evicted. Everyone said yes!

My plan was to remove Holly from the block to Annie would go up in her place; however, Sharon and April kept pushing me to remove Justin. I think if I would have vetoed Holly, it might have caused some turmoil on my behalf because a lot of people don't like her.

Obviously in hindsight....I should have removed Holly.

The plan was to evict Annie until everyone started changing their mind. As soon as Justin came off the block everyone was like "Welll...... I mean I don't really care....but......Im voting for Holly I think". I was soooo pissed! I really felt like I kind of got screwed over because I listened to other people and didn't do what I wanted to do.

In the end I voted for Holly to protect myself a bit. With Holly leaving, I for sure loose and ally. It sucks! I'm taking it as a lesson though, from now on Im not going to listen to any of these bitchez!!!! I'm going to do what I want!