Week #5: Mind Control!

[Britney Haynes]

OMG, that challenge was so brutal! Like, it was easy in concept, all you had to do was find words, so, like it was a mini scavenger hunt!

FUN! oh... wait.. no!

The words were so effing small! You had to like squint so much to see them your head started to hurt. And then after a while, from searching so long, I started to like confuse the words with like sexual words:::

"OMG, does that say Penis!? OMG Chels, gurl you kinky! Oh.....wait it says Pistol"

So, like, it became really difficult! In the end I found 96 words, but apparently, I made up over 20 of them since I only ended up with a score of 75! I was so livid!

The thing that made me livid the most, was fucking 39! THIRTY-NINE!?!?!?!?! Are you effing kidding me! April only got 39!? That has to be the worst score IN HISTORY! Who the fuc...this bitc....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

I am so effing mad about it! She didn't put in any effort! She didn't do squat! How the fuck am I suppose to have an alliance with APE-RIL when she isn't providing any benefits for me! I have to do all the fucking work when she's just like "Oh...tehe...I didn't have time"or "Oh....opps...I was too busy pretending to be straight, you know, hosting my lame ass sports radio show, where I act like I know whats going on, when in reality, I'm just drooling over the athletes in their tight uniforms!" . I'm sick of her, like I'm fucking sick of her!

She goes around to everyone and is like:::

"OMG Hai Annie! Omg, like, if you don't nominate me, I, like so won't nominate you! OMG good idea right! OMG thanks <33 I like totes gotta go though, football is on! toodles! *skips off*"

*April enters the Diary Room*

OMMMMGGGG WAZZZUUPP DIARY ROOM!

So, once again, I fucking sucked at ANOTHER competition! God, I am so lame, whatever though! It so doesn't matter, cause Annie isn't nominating me! OMG, I'm like so smart! I totally made a deal with her! God, I'm like totally ruling this game! Even though everyone hates me and makes fun of me behind my back! Even though I'm really fake and transparent, no one knows that I am playing everyone! I have everyone fooled! Just like how I have everyone fooled that I'm straight.....opps....I mean, I am Straight! Like, I'm totally, totally straight, like super deduperty straight! I mean I host a sports radio show! HELLO!?!? Anyways, I gotta go watch FOOTBALL! LIKE YAYZ!

For the record, I'm not one to judge someones sexuality, they can act and be whatever they want, but come on.....we've all spoken to April before ...."OMG I just LAHV every blond from big brother!!! OMG JANELLE <33333333 LOVE HER!"

Really? Like, reeeeealy, April!? Come on now. We all know the truth!

In other news....ANNIE WON HOH!

*VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMSSSSSSS*

Im like super, super scared that she will nominate me! Like, I really don't know what I'll do if I get nominated.........

Oh....wait...what is this!? OMG, could this be? OMG it is! It's the fucking mind control power!

*waves in front of camera*

Guess whos getting a surprise tonight!

Sorry, Annie, but your one second reign of terror is OVER!
Beyotchy Mcyotchy, is gonna get owned in approximately 5 hours, bitchez!

Cause I got the power! I got the power! Na Na Na Na Na Na!
*dances*

I SOOOOOO hope Annie nominated me, like I would LAUGH! SOOOO SOOO HARD! OMG IT WOULD BE BRILLIANT! Crushing her dreams would be soooo amazing! Ahhhhh *daydreams*

The only thing that sucks is that I can't fucking nominate Annie! UGH! It's like the same as last week, I am "HoH" and Annie has "Immunity". So, it forces me to nominate someone I am aligned with.

But, honestly, I really don't care. This game is about PLAYING Big Brother! You only get to play BB:Warzone once, so I wanna like play it and not coast to the end! I know people are going to be pissed, and I am probably going to make myself even more of a target, but bitchez can suck it! If I get evicted soon, at least I know that I owned everyone for 5 weeks. So whatever happens its all good. But, I'm not going out without a fight! I still wanna fucking win!

So, about nominations: April is getting nominated for sure, I think. I'm tired of her bull shit, and she is making deals with everyone. For once, I would like to see her squirm!

I'm probably going to nominate Angie with her. Today, there has been some talk that Annie, Angie and April could possibly be aligned. Annie is oddly against nominating April, and April is all of a sudden protecting Angie. It's just extremely weird. Also, Angie never discussed with me about getting into the basement, however, she discussed it with Annie!? Like, wtf?

So at this point I have to keep the people who I feel I can trust, and toss away the ones that I can't.

I think it will come as a shock to both nominees. April thinks I am her best friend, and I even helped Angie with the bomb yesterday. But, this is a game and they are going to have to deal with it!

[Britney Haynes]

BEST ROUND EVAR!!!!!

Okay, I'll start from the beginning!

So Annie won HOH, and wasn't really telling anyone who she was putting up. I had a feeling it was going to be me, because Annie was telling some people they were safe and when I spoke to her, she just said that anyone could go up. AKA: I'm probably putting your ass up!

So when Annie actually did nominate me, IT WAS BRILLIANT!!!!
It was the BEST feeling evar to just stand up and take full control of the situation! I think everyone, besides Rachel, was really surprised! SIMPLY AND TRULY AMAZING!

I decided to put April and Angie up. April has just been so effing annoying lately. She has been making deals with every and losing comps on purpose, which she now admits. I really felt like having her in the game would do more damage than good. Plus, I was losing my mind. She's an ignorant little witch, that needs to get the fuck out of this house and stop breathing my air!

Once again, I felt bad for Angie. Rachel came to me all hell bent on Angie, Annie and April having an alliance. Then, when I got to talk to April, she kept mentioning keeping Angie safe. And, it just seemed to click together. After, I nominated Angie, I kind of realized that Rachel and I blew it out of proportion and we kind of just made up this idea of that alliance with really nothing to go on. It was stupid really, Angie was pissed, she was like "Why the fuck would I align with those 2?". Honestly, who would EVER align with Annie or April? They're both mentally unstable.

After MY nomination ceremony, April was devastated. I don't regret anything I said, and I did NOT apologize to April. I stand by calling her an STD, cause thats what she is! I know I am a HUGE hypocrite in saying that shes an STD because she has so many alliances, when, in reality, I have a lot of alliances too, but my situation is DIFFERENT! WHY!? I dunno! It just is!

For a second I felt sorry for April, I genuinely think she considered me a friend and that she WAS going to go to the Final 2 with me! That is, until she opened her goddamn mouth! THE BITCH FUCKING THREW HER LIFE VEST AT MY HEAD! I wanted to rip her disgusting 50 foot chin off her face! UGHHHHHH!!!!!

My biggest concern though was that she would SOME HOW win the Veto. The Veto challenge was extremely quick. I kind of just pounded threw it and sent in answers. I went too fast that I made a lot of mistakes. April, the whore, kept taunting me through the competition, she was like "OMG LIKE, I JUST SENT IN MY ANSWERS BEFORE YOU!! HEHEHEHEHE!! AND I THINK THEY'RE 100% RIGHT! AHAHA! VETO HERE I COME!" I wanted to vomit! Like, at that moment I went from feeling extremely elated, to feeling like hanging myself with Rachel's hair extensions!

When Rachel won, I FELT LIKE CRYING TEARS OF JOY! OMG, THE BEST ROUND EVER JUST GOT BETTER!!!! HOOOOOOOORAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!! Take that Skankril! You can't even win an effing challenge AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! OMG SHES SO STUPID! SO STUPID AND UGLY! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

At that point April was dead meat! There was no way she was going to get the votes to stay!

However....she tried, and tried, and tried, and tried...

Listening to April campaign to stay in this game is mind numbing. This biatch, goes on and on and on and on about the same things forever! It got to the point where NO ONE wanted to talk to her! People were ACTUALLY HIDING from her! No one could stand her anymore! "If you vote to keep me, Ill, um, like, um, win HOH and like, um, not do anything and like won't, um, nominate you, and like let you control my HOH!" NO ONE CARES YOU ROTTING SWAMP MONSTER! People were just starting to lie to her, just to shut her up! Eviction couldn't come any sooner!

And then! In the midst of it all, I have Annie describing, IN DETAIL, how she got crabs! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! I don't want to her this Annie! She was like "OMG yeah, like totally got crabs in a hotel room, NO BIGGIE!!!" *jaw drops in disgust* Why would you tell someone that!? Thats something you don't flaunt around, gurl! I hope she got tested before coming into the Big Brother House. Either way, I am NOT getting close to her anymore!

So between April pestering me all week, Annie describing her world-wind adventure with crabs, and me wanting to shoot myself, this round was by far, the BEST ROUND EVAR! BITCHEZZZZ!!!!!