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Post by Britney Haynes on Sept 21, 2010 11:50:42 GMT -5
*Both Britney and Rachel, side by side, strut into the diary room and seductively sit*
WOOOOOO!!!!! HAI!!!!!!OMG, best duo evar, right hur! YOU KNOW IT!
Honestly, Rachel, from watching the past seasons and seeing all the other pairs like Jason and Sheila, Will and Sarah, Roddy and Lydia, I know for a fact, that they have nothing on us!
They're HASBEENS!
This is where it's at!
We're smarter, better at competitions, more glamorous, CLASSY, we have better hair, and we're like WAY HOTTER!!!
OMG, RIGHT!?
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Post by Rachel Reilly on Sept 21, 2010 12:04:39 GMT -5
 ~OBVI, BRITNEY!There's no one in this game that has anything on us right now; no way, no how! As for the past duo's in this series .. their legacy may live on, but it's ~OUR time to shine. What just happened to Annie and April this week is only the beginning of a reign of sassy terror that Britney and I plan to bring down upon this house. Next week is the week it has to continue with one of us winning HOH! |
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Post by Britney Haynes on Sept 21, 2010 12:46:51 GMT -5
OMG, you're totes right!
Like, last night was the epitome of AMAZING! Everything went perfectly!
(except for April throwing her life vest at my head, what a total beyotch!)
You know, Rach, I think last night was extremely educational too. I learned the true reason behind April's game play.
You see, April is a gorilla faced, tranny hooker, and out side of this house, April's actual job is being a slut.
So my theory is that April brought her lifestyle into the house and molded it into her strategic game play. You see, the Big Brother House represents April's "Street Corner", while we, the houseguests, are her "clients". April parades herself around, like the prostitution whore she is, making deals, aka: sleeping around.
So, I don't think April needs to grab a life vest, I think she needs to grab a brochure to one of those Sluts Anonymous Classes (Doesn't Sharon host one of those?). Cause, lets face it, gurlfriend got issues! |
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Post by Rachel Reilly on Sept 21, 2010 12:53:01 GMT -5
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Post by Britney Haynes on Sept 21, 2010 12:57:12 GMT -5
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Post by Britney Haynes on Sept 22, 2010 21:52:34 GMT -5
WERK IT GURL!!!!!!
HOLLLAAAA!!!!
What did we say!? REIGN OF TERROR CONTINUES!!!!!!
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Post by Rachel Reilly on Sept 25, 2010 19:07:52 GMT -5
I hate Memphis.
Suck a fat chode, fucker.
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