Week #7: Annie Goes "Moo"

[Britney Haynes]

AWWWWWW YEAAAAHHHH!!!!

That crab infested hog got evicted!

AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Where are your friends, Annie!? Aren't your friends suppose to give you a sympathy vote!?

OH WAAAAAIT! YOU DON'T HAVE ANY! A HAR HAR HAR!

In the wake of Annie being evicted, I decided to write a little poem about her time in the Big Brother House:

I call it:

*pulls pink paper out of pocket and begins reading*
The other side was used for My List ;D I still want my effing bedroom, BTW!


Annie Goes "Moo"
Little miss Annie, got no friends
Shes so old she wears depends!
When she drops her pants, you better run!
Cause catching her crabs would not be fun!

Touching isn't it!? Can you win the Nobel Prize for a Poem? Cause, this should totally be entered! IT'S A WORK OF ART!

Ahhhhhh, In other news:

ENZO WON HOH!
SO PROUD OF HIM!

Going into the HOH we knew that Me, Michele or Rachel HAD to win! Annie went around telling everyone last round that the three of us were in an alliance. So the odds of us be targeted this week are great.

The challenge was difficult! I kind of felt like I was about to have a seizure. The letters were flashing so fast, it was hard to read
"M....E...okay an A......D....N....or was that another M?.....Q....wait a Q? What word has a Q in it? M......E......oh no! now I'm back at the beginning.....this is har....." "BUZZ!" *glares at Angie*.

There was no way I was winning that! I was just NOT HAVING IT! Angie ended up rocking most of it and eliminated both me and Michele. It came down to her versus Enzo. When the final round began, I ended up actually know the answer "MEMORY WALL! OMG, I KNOW IT!" ......for some reason I can get Memory Wall and not Showmance.....whats up with that!?

I was immediately like "ZOMG!" and I whispered to Enzo "IT'S MEMORY WALL!" and Enzo BUZZED! in and won HOH!

I decided to tell Enzo the answer because I would WAY, LIKE WAY WAY, SUPER WAY rather have him win than Angie. Let's face the facts, I nominated Angie twice.....she would SOOOOOO put me up as revenge.

So I was totes pumped she lost! I'm sure she was super bummed, espesh after winning the first two rounds. She soooo thought she was going to win....and then she didn't! AHAHAHA, LOVE IT!

So this is PERFECT!

Enzo, who is like my BFF, won HOH and Memphis is AUTO NOMINATED! The only problem is that who will Enzo nominate!?

He came to me today and was like "Im putting up Justin and then maybe Rachel or Michele"

My heart skipped a beat....RACHEL OR MICHELE! NO I LOVE THEM!

So at that point I had to decide who was more important to me, Rachel or Michele?

I absolutely adore, Michele, that gurl is SOOOO funny! But, Rachel is mah home gurl! <3333333333333

So I kind of put it out there that Enzo should nominate Michele, in the hopes of Rachel staying off the block. I don't want Michele to go up or to go home, but I feel like we can save her anyways, even if she is nominated.

I really wanted to convince Enzo to nominate Natalie! Honestly, how the fuck does Natalie do it!? The bitch hasn't even been nominated once! She has the fucking personality of a rock and she only talks to people when they have some sort of power! HOW IS SHE SAFE EVERY WEEK!? I just don't get it!

But, I didn't want to push it too much. Realistically, 3 people are nominated this week, so being on the block isn't too scary. Rachel and I will obviously vote to keep Michele. Also, I have the love potion, so that is 3 votes. Which should be majority, right? So, I think we have a good shot at all making the Final 7. HOORAY!

[Britney Haynes]

MICHELE WON VETO!

SoOoOoOoOoOoOo Happy for her!

Gurlfriend deserved it!

It was a freaking hard competition! Like, Sheila would have been like "OMG WTF IS THIS CHALLENGE!?". Like, thats how hard it was! ohemgee.

As happy as I am for Michele, I am also kind of like "ughhhhhh".
Like, her winning was kind of an UGHMAZING moment. Ughmazing means like kinda good, but also kinda bad. Like, Im proud of her, but then I am also like "FACK! Now another person has to go up on the block! And that could be either me or Rachel!!!!"

Ughhhhhhh

I mean, it's better than Memphis winning, right? That hamburgerlar has won enough! The tub of lard has got to go!

So, I don't know who Enzo plans on nominating. He only has 4 choices. He says it's going to be a hard choice....with one of his choices being Natalie, I don't know why it's hard.

Why is it so scary to put Natalie on the block!? What are the repercussions!? WHAT!? SHE MIGHT ACTUALLY TALK TO YOU!? She might say maybe more than five words!? Bitch does nothing! Like, any normal person would actually have to work super hard to be as lazy as Natalie is. The bitch just sits there, breathing in my air, maybe saying "yeah" or "lol" once or twice, and then just doesn't get nominated!? WHAT THE FUCK!?

"OMG, I like sooooo sooo soo soo couldn't put Natalie up, we have suuuuuuuch a strong connection!!!"

WHAT!? You can't have a connection with someone if they don't talk! It doesn't make sense!

God....Natalie is soooooo annoying!

At least April and Annie did something to make themselves annoying. Natalie just doesn't do anything and thats what make her annoying! Thats like the worst type of annoying too! Soon we are going to have to start cleaning the drool off her chest because she will be too lazy to do it herself!

All Natalie is good for is a footstool. Just prop her up and put your feet on her. Don't worry, she won't move! *dramatic eye roll*

Hopefully Enzo will nominate her. But, Im not sure what he will do. There is still talk about the Me, Rachel and Michele alliance going around. Apparently, Memphis really believes it and is using it as a tactic to try to stay in the game. I'm trying to convince people otherwise, but who knows what people honestly believe.

I don't *think* Enzo believes it. Either way, Rachel, Michele and I should have the votes this week, since I have the Love Potion.

BTW, why is this called Sarah's love potion? I can't seem to remember. Did she use it on Eddie last year? Is this the only way she can actually make people fall in love with her? WOW....thats sad.