Episode 1: Hay, Hay Whoreguests!

[Rachel Reilly]

So here I am .. in Big Brother: Warzone 5. Let me just first say that I'm so, so excited to be participating in this competition. I've heard all the talk about this series and that it's nothing but the best. I know for a fact that this game is going to live up to its dramatic and over the top reputation this season, and I for one hope it does. There's nothing like a little drama to spice up a game, and I'm sure this one will have a surplus of it pouring in from every which direction possible. It's BBWarzone, duh? So, upon entering the house, I started having as many conversations with everyone as I possibly could. I wanted to make sure that people knew I was here, and that I was beyond ready to start playing the game. And to be perfectly clear, I really was ready to play. I've been waiting for the start of this game for awhile, and I'm glad the time had finally came to get the ball rolling. I don't think I could have waited any longer either.

So, let's see. First impressions. I'm actually kind of shocked because alot of these people actually have a personality. In most games, you immediately find someone who's about as dull as a piece of chalk and they instantly become the first boot. But as of right now, everyone has surprised me and I know for sure that it's going to be one crazy ass game. The only person that I haven't had the chance to meet yet is Holly, but I hope to maybe meet her soon. First on the list is Angie. Angie was really nice from when we both spoke. We talked about random stuff, really, and not so much the game, but it was still a good first conversation nonetheless. Next, Annie. I thought Annie was pretty cool. We talked mainly about how she was the first killed in the HoH Competition, and that those that took her out said it was nothing personal, it was just that she wasn't online and it was an easy first elimination. Let's just hope she's not the first boot of the game too, right? I mean, who knows. Anything could happen. Hell, this Annie could prove to be just as bad as the real Annie; but also, atleast this one isn't a pesty, failboat of a saboteur that we have to deal with. That's the last thing any of us need.

[Rachel Reilly]

Next on the list of ~whoreguests, we have April. Her and I talked a good 40 minutes. Some of the topics included Lady Gagalupe, some Survivor game she was in, and also the past seasons of Big Brother Warzone, which I've read and loved. So um, before I want to even continue, I know that I have some might big shoes to fill. We already have a past winning Rachel, and emotions are running high for me right now. I loved Rachel, Chelsia, and Janelle in Season 1, and the last thing I want to do is tarnish the Rachel name, so I'm really going to have to step up to the plate and try to get far in this thing. But back to April. April was nice, and I could maybe see her and myself aligning down the line. I think if she and I maybe partnered up with someone else, we'd be a pretty good trio in the game, but we'll have to see where the game takes us from here. Okay, Britney. She was hilarious when we spoke, and I could definitely see us working together. However, I think that she'll be your typical ~selfish, back-stabbing, slut faced ho-bag, but in reality I could take her ass on anyday. So if she wants to get on my level and duke it out, then by all means, let's do it. I dont back down from a fight. Haay.

Oh, Enzo! Boooooojaaaaaannnnnggglllessssssss! I love Enzo! He was probably one of my two favorites when we spoke and I know that if he maybe actually wins competitions that we could align and be an amazing duo. He's just really outgoing and our personalities seemed to mesh really well when we spoke to one another. Although, I don't understand how he was the first one out in this recent competition either. I mean, hello? This HoH was all about dropping grenades, but instead he fluked out and was the second one out of the competition. What the hell, Enzo. Disappointed. Okay, Eric. I only remember Eric for one thing and one thing only, and that's that he's a big dork. Like, I'm talking total nerd. You'd think it's Star Trek or Star Wars, but this kid looks to be so obsessed with Harry Potter's character, Cedric Diggory. When we talked, I wanted to bring it up and make it an ice breaker but I feared that I'd be sitting there for the next 20 years of my life hearing about how he wanted to flip Cedric Diggory upside down and do him 69. Ew, please.

[Rachel Reilly]

Next up, we have Justin. Justin is my first actual alliance/I-have-your-back-if-you-have-mine deal I have in this game. It's the only official one I have, although I for sure plan to make a few others as a safety net as the game progresses. We had a good talk the first day about how we think there might be some pre-game alliances lingering around, which is what brought us to making a deal to have one another's backs. He proposed it, so I couldn't say no and then just walk away. So, if him and I can seriously make this deal work, then I think it'll be pretty good int he long run. Okay, time for my second favorite, Marvin. I love Marvin, seriously. I think he's so much fun to talk to. Such a complex personality, so engaging, and he's charismatic too. He's just a character, and I'm so glad to have met him. We always play fight and fake argue and it's pretty fun stuff. I can definitely see us making an alliance official in the next few rounds if we're able to. I'd love to work with him, Enzo, and April at this point. Those are the people I really have my eye on for possible alliances to make and form as soon as I possibly can. I really have to make sure I last in this game, and this is the best way right now.

Memphis. I didn't really get to know him much. He hadn't been on alot until yesterday when the first challenge was, but from first impression, he's definitely obsessed with breasts. I feel like everything that came out of his mouth was either tits, boobs, breasts, jugs, carumbas, etc. He even slipped a dynamite stick into Annie's bra strap for godsake, the kid has some serious tit fetishes, so, I think I may need to use that to my advantage? We all know that I have the biggest cup size here. ~CLEARLY. Next to talk about, is Michele. Eh, I don't know. Michele was kind of boring to me. I don't know what it was but the conversation we had just felt super forced and it kind of dragged. She had personality, don't get me wrong, but she definitely lacked alot in comparison to the rest of the other whoreguests I spoke to. Everyone set the bar pretty high in first impressions, and I just think she was sub-par to them. Another thing that worries me is that she came so close to actually winning this first Head of Household competition, and I feel that had she won, I could have been a viable contender to be nominated this first week, so I'm more than glad that she lost and got taken out.

[Rachel Reilly]

What's that smell? It's Natalie. All mean jokes aside, I really did like Natalie and I could actually see her and myself working together eventually. We joked around about alot of stuff. I was surprised that her and I actually hit off because the replacements seemed to have been making less-than-interesting first impressions to me, but Natalie really turned that whole thing around and changed my mind. I can tell that Natalie is going to be a bit of a bitch in this game and will probably be one of the people who decide to start random drama in the house, which I love. So, I for sure want to keep her by my side int his game. If I'm going to be a bitch, I need to have some other bitches by my side so that if someone we've offended comes into power, I can just throw these bitches in front of me like a freaking shield. And lastly, we have Sharon. Sharon was this week's Head of Household winner, and I'm actually kind of happy that she won. Her and I spoke for about 20 or 30 minutes and seemed to hit it off, and then when we got into talking about the competition, she told me that I'd be safe and that she wouldn't nominate me. I told her the same thing. So later on when I noticed that she was kicking some serious ass, I had this sigh of relief that I wouldn't be a first boot in this game. Now, that ~beyotch better stay true to her word.

But what really puzzles me right now is why on earth would Sharon want Head of Household so badly? When her and I talked I remembered her telling me that she'd rather have guaranteed safety the first week and not be a first boot, but honestly? Is this girl crazy? She's made herself a huge target so early on in the game. She, like, stayed on so late, all night, just to get everyone out so she'd win. That makes her the biggest competition threat in this game based on endurance alone. If I were her, I'd be striking some serious deals this week to people she'll keep safe just to make sure she isn't the next one headed home, because at the rate she's headed, I wouldn't be surprised if she was the next one packing up her things and walking out the front door. Girl needs to pump her breaks, take a breather, and focus on the big picture. Because right now, all I'm seeing is that she doesn't want to be a first boot. What? She wants to be the second? For some reason, I already have Natalie telling me that if she wins Head of Household next week, she's backdooring Sharon out of this house, and I'm sure others might be thinking and saying the same thing. I have a feeling that this week and next is going to be nothing but bittersweet for Sharon so she ~better werk if she wants to stick around longer.

[Rachel Reilly]

So basically, I have alot to say right now, so thanks for listening in advance, faaans. As of right now, my loyalty lies with four people. I feel that I can trust these four for right now, so I'm going to try and build relationships with them for the time being. Enzo, Natalie, Sharon, and Michele are the people I'm closest to right now, and are the people that I talk to the most in the game at the present moment. I think that if I can just continue talking to all of them on a daily basis, then things should work out well. Everyone else has either been really quiet, really annoying, or just not conversational. I know that an alliance is already kind of established between Enzo, Natalie, and myself and I think that Sharon and Michele are working together for sure, so if I can somehow incorporate myself into that alliance too, I can maybe successfully play two strong alliances and make it farther in the game. Hell, I could also even bring them together soon and we'd be one big alliance. I mean, all I'm doing right now is trying to extend my stay, and stick around as long as possible. When the game gets into full gear, that's when I'll start getting super competitive and start really rocking this bitch upside down. I just need to get comfortable, make sure my position in this game is safe, and then stir shit up to really get the ball rolling.

By the way? Who's idea was it to allow Marvin to play this game, anyways? The guy is a total creep. I admit, that I found him sort of witty and intelligent the first couple of days, but now that we've been in this game a little longer .. he's really starting to show his true colors. He's an alcoholic. Nothing more, nothing less. Sure, I enjoy the ~occasional tequila shot, but he's just a mean drunk, and has a thing for dick when intoxicated as well? Ew. He went on and on for a few minutes talking about some shirtless guy, and then would switch back to his heterosexual mentality and try to lay the moves on me. If he honestly thinks I'm ~THAT EASY to give him n00dz .. the first couple days .. in this house, then he's sadly mistaken. What does he think I am? Some hooker? Not only that, but he was drunk off Long Island Iced Tea. Yeah. Long. Island. Iced. Tea. Could he be anymore of a woman? ~GROW A PAIR Marvin! You may be referred to as the "Sexual Chocolate", but what you have to offer, is not what I want. Okay? Next. I mean uh, hello? What is wrong with the men in this house. You have freaking Eric walking around talking about a "Big Italy" at Pizza Hut in every conversation, and you even have Memphis talking about boobs but then apparently he's gay? The people in this house are driving me up the wall already, seriously. Chelsbot .. I need tequila .. hook a girl up, seriously. I feel like I'm headed into a downward spiral due to mental exhaustion.

[Rachel Reilly]

And, ugh. Spare me the sap story, Holly. I don't want to hear you whine about being up on the block. The girl was no where to be seen for the first few days, got nominated, and then now she signs on to actually talk to people in this house. I mean, um, really? ~GET A CLUE, BEYOTCH! You're up on that block for a reason and that reason is because you were freaking inactive the first half of this round .. so don't come to me and be shedding these fake ass crocodile tears because all I'm doing right now is rolling my eyes and wanting you to go away. What did Holly expect anyways? Did she expect to just get a slap on the wrist and everything would be okay for her not being around? But the best part was when she exclaimed to me that she's ~*always*~ online. Lol, when? Where, to be more exact? Because your ass is never on AIM. The girl is delusional, and I guess we'll just leave it at that. I mean, what more is there to say? I was nice to her face and tried to show that I cared, and that was hard enough. I honestly just wanted to tell her to suck it up and shut up. People end up where they are by their own actions, and this situation with Holly proves that. Holly, meet the nomination block. The nomination block, meet Holly. The end. Go cry somewhere else because your excuses are about as fake as my breasts.

So, Power of Veto took place tonight, and it was a pretty crazy one. I started off about 20 minutes late because I wasn't home. Luckily when I got here, Enzo had already cracked open the first three boxes to the competition and had the combination, so I immediately opened all of them and responded to the corresponding threads. There on out, it was all me. I rushed through all the forums, cracking them open left and right. People were clearly dragging along because the amount of people posting in the boxes were getting lesser the farther I went. I finally made it to the last box, dragging Enzo along with me and solved the puzzle in about 5 minutes. I sent it to Chelsbot and waited. And what do you know. Britney managed to win by 2 minutes. 2. MINUTES. Ugh, I was so close. It was almost in my grasp. I wanted this win, I really did. Had I come home sooner, I think I might have had it, but what can you do. With Britney winning, I was a little weary. Michele and I think that Britney has ties with Holly, because Britney has told me countless times she's played with her before, etc. Red flag. Everytime I'd miss Holly online, Britney would be the one to tell me that I did. Red flag. There's something going on there. But right now, Sharon wants to backdoor Annie for some reason or another, and I said I'd be okay with it. I think the plan was probably derived from Britney to keep Holly safe. The rumor is, is that Annie/Holly are supposedly aligned and that Annie is a huge competition threat. This way, Annie leaves the game and Britney still has Holly by her side. But, it could be wrong.

[Rachel Reilly]

[Rachel Reilly]

The rumored possibility of Justin coming down off the block was entirely true and that’s exactly what Britney did. Justin was pulled down off the nomination block which left everyone to wonder who was going to take his place. As expected, Sharon threw Annie up on the block in "backdoor" fashion as she obviously had no idea that her ass was on the line. After Annie realized she was placed on the block, it was all or nothing campaigning from her. It wasn’t until I heard her out that I realized that I would actually much rather keep her in the game as opposed to Holly. I have probably spoken to Annie much, much more than I have with Holly at this point, and getting rid of someone that could potentially help my game could be fatal in the next few rounds. I knew right then and there that I had to do what it took to try and keep Annie in this game. When I told Sharon that I’d be fine with voting out Annie, that was a spur of the moment response as I was glad that it wasn’t me or an immediate ally of mine. However, now that I’ve had time to ponder of it, Annie going would probably be the worst case scenario. Annie cannot leave this round. She just can’t. With this filling my head, I told Annie that she for sure had my vote, and she did. I was confident that I’d get the tides to change to keep her in this game. Of ‘course, with Annie campaigning, came Holly’s as well. However, Holly’s was more or less whining and complaining that she was a post-Veto nominee. Get over it, Holly. You put yourself there. What do you want from me, honestly? A vote to stay? Not happening. However, in typical bitch fashion, I’ll fill your head with empty promises that you’ll stay in the game, and that’s exactly what I did. OOPS. My bad?

But really, this whole vote is madness. It’s what? The first week? And already the house is trying to split down the middle? That’s what it feels like to me. You got one side fully supporting Sharon’s cause to rid Annie from the house, and then you had the other side wanting to keep Annie because Holly only gave a shit to actually sign on once her ass was on the chopping block. Where am I? Right. in. the. middle. I’m playing both sides of this vote, but my real vote is going to be cast to keep Annie in this game. I’m trying to get a feel of who’s with who, and this is the best week to do that, I think. Seeing how people vote and who they vote with could tell a lot about them and who they will most likely stick beside during the tenure of the game. To make sure that Annie stayed in the game, I had to make sure she had the votes. 6 votes needed to be cast in favor of Annie, so I had to get those. My fellow HBIC, Natalie, and I grouped together to get this done. We tried to get people to consider keeping Annie indirectly and in a nonchalant manner, just in case it got back to Sharon and the last thing I want is for her to not trust me, because then I’d lose my connections with that "group" of players. Nat and I were pretty successful in getting votes. We pretty much scored Enzo and Eric, and then we brought Michele into the mix because Michele and I were the ones that pretty much felt weary about this whole Britney/Holly/Sharon thing. So with that being done and set in stone, we officially had 5 votes, and then we only needed one more. We had then heard that Marvin was keeping Annie in the house too, which pretty much cemented Annie staying, and Holly going. Sorry, girl. ~LOOKS LIKE YOUR TIME’S UP!

[Rachel Reilly]

I think that right now in this first stage of the game, it’s obvious to say that Britney and Sharon are a duo. I think this alliance was probably formed when both won both competitions in this round, but also probably stemmed from them working together in the HoH Competition. I mean, it’s obvious. They shouldn’t even deny that they’re working together because I think everyone sees this. My plan all along has been to get in their little "group" and become an official part of their circle. I can admit that they’re a strong group of players, so being with them could prove to be beneficial later down the road. Besides them, there are other players who are seriously strapping in their freaking ~LIFEVESTS and free-sailing. April, for one, has about 100 alliances in this game. It’s obvious. She has one with Natalie, Me, Sharon, etc. She’s playing every angle and it’s going to catch up to her sooner rather than later. I don’t know exactly who she’s loyal to, but it’s not me, so she better watch her back, because if I win Head of Household in the next few rounds, she’s fair game to me and I won’t hesitate in possibly putting her up. However, the super floaters and wildcards of this game are Eric, Memphis, and Marvin. Eric is trying so hard to just be relevant in this game, making threads for the house and whatnot. ~NEWSFLASH! Eric, you’re not important to this game and your disposable like a used Kleenex. Get that through your head. Memphis is pretty much a big wildcard. I never know what he’s thinking or what he could possibly be doing. But honestly, he’s arrogant and I want to personally kick him out of the game. "^_^ ^_^ ^_^" As for Marvin, I’ve made my feelings on him known in a previous DR session. But besides that he’s a huge wildcard and he could easily put up people that I’m close with and that would be terrible for my game. I can't have that.

My main allegiance in this game lies with Natalie and Enzo. I trust them the most, and if it came down to it, I’d pick them over anyone else. Natalie and I are pretty much the self-proclaimed HBIC’s of this game and Enzo is a funny character and I have that feeling of safety and trust with him whenever we talk. I mean, if you can find that in a game, then you need to hold onto it and not let it go, because it’s hard to find, and that’s 100% truth. Now, going back a bit to Marvin. As much as he grates on my nerves and is sometimes a little bit disturbing .. if he’s that infatuated with me, then I’ll be happy to milk it for all it’s worth. He’ll be a floater that I can stand by incase something happens. Because if he were to win HoH, I could keep myself safe and maybe have some pull with him to keep some of my allies safe as well. But, moving on from that, my targets in this game consist of Memphis, Eric, Angie, and April. I don’t trust Memphis as far as I can throw him and I don’t think I ever will in this game. He’s just one of those shady players that never lets you in their head, and I’m not going to put up with mind games. Sorry. Eric is too much of a nice player and could up being that pawn every round that gets everyone out and eventually floats his way to the end. Not happening. Angie is nice, but I don’t talk to her enough to be completely sure that she wouldn’t nominate me for eviction. I can’t risk her winning anything soon, so she’s gotta’ go if I can have things my way. Lastly, April. The girl is playing all sides of this game and that’s a dangerous game. I can’t have her around playing people like a fool. I’m not about to be the next player that becomes collateral damage and is sent from the game. ~NUH UH.

[Rachel Reilly]

So, I’ll admit that I’m a LITTLE nervous about this vote. I mean, the house is so torn and cut down the middle it’s kind of crazy. It’s the first week, people. It should be an easy decision, but everyone’s running all over the place and no one is giving eachother straight answers. I have no idea what’s going on. The votes that myself and Natalie got to keep Annie in this game were pretty much set in stone earlier in the round, but now I’m starting to hear that some of the people kind of hinted at keeping Holly too? Ugh, it’s driving me insane. MAKE YOUR FUCKING MINDS UP, PEOPLE. However, once I had heard from Britney that people were actually telling her that they were keeping Annie in the game that’s when I knew we were fine again. I just had to go with it. My gut instinct told me that Holly was toast and that the initial plan to keep Annie in this game was intact and a go. The bad part about this, was Sharon on at the time telling me just the opposite. That she had the votes to keep Holly in the game, but that she for sure needed my vote. I was torn and in a shitty position. Picking one side would totally ruin my chance to play two alliances and it could be pretty bad for me if the opposing side won the Head of Household. But in the end, I sucked it up and I went with what I thought would happen and I evicted Holly. And what do you know? Holly is gone from the game with 8 votes cast against her! Pretty freaking amazing if you ask me. With only 2 votes cast to keep Holly, I knew that I’d have to tell the truth to Sharon. There was no point in lying and maybe she’d respect the honesty and all would be okay. I pretty much told Sharon that I changed my vote because of Britney when she told me that the house was in favor of keeping Annie over Holly. I figured that would look like my vote change was inspired instead of thought up on its own. Luckily, that’s exactly what happened and Sharon told me that she believes she can trust me because I was the first person that confessed to changing my vote and keeping Annie in the game. ~ROFLMAO. God, if only she knew how bad I’m playing her and it was Natalie and I that kept Annie in this game. It's amazing how some people can be so easily played in the game of Big Brother. She's so delusional.

Some serious drama went down though after the vote count was revealed. Sharon was pretty much on a hunt to figure out who stayed loyal to her word and who changed their vote and wasn’t admitting it. I knew this kind of thing would happen, which is why I immediately confessed. It’s week 1, idiots. You don’t lie about a vote in week 1, because if you get caught .. ~YOU GOT, GOT. So with that being said, we have a bit of a dumbass on our hands. Apparently someone showed Sharon their vote, and it was photoshopped according to Britney. Who’s that person? Justin. Like, if this is true, why would you go out of your way to print screen your vote to just lie about it? Is Justin insane, out of his mind? It puzzles me as to how stupid you could possibly be to do something like that. But in more fantastic news, I finally accomplished what I’ve been wanting to do since the START of this game. I’m finally in an alliance with Sharon and Britney. Sharon proposed the idea of an alliance between myself, her, Britney, and Michele. I of ‘course accepted it, and we all went into a chat and discussed our plans. Michele wasn’t there, but I plan to catch her up on the deets when I get the chance. Michele and I are already kind of with Natalie, but I figure that if Michele and I can play "alliance" with Sharon and Britney, then we’ll be in a good position in the game. So right now, I’m officially in three alliances in this game: Me/Natalie/Enzo, Me/Natalie/Michele, and Me/Sharon/Britney/Michele. All pretty good alliances. Enzo has connections with some of the guys like Memphis, Michele seems to be close with some of the people I hardly speak to like Angie, and then you have Sharon and Britney who have proven themselves to be reliable in challenges. I’m sitting pretty right now, but we’ll have to see how long it lasts! Hopefully for a very, very long time.