EPISODE 1

[Enzo Palumbo]

WHATS UPPPPPPPPPP? this is my first dr in the warzone series and being the player of my calibur its a momentus occasion for this series on the whole.

i think im gonna make these dr episodes similar to how Lost eps were done.

There will be a whole lot of things left unanswered, some romance, a lot of mystery and at the end youll be like Wait wtf was he dead the whole time??

dont know how i would go about implementing the smoke monster but if anyone can pull it off its me.

Ill start with general thoughts on the cast

Angie is canadian, can u trust canadians in real life? not in a war u cant but maybe in orgs u can. She shares my enthusiasm for panda bears.

Annie havnt yet spoken to her but when i do im sure shell be epicly cool.

April is i think ive talked to her but it wasnt memorable

Britney- cool gal. Says some things that are alright.

Eric- i like eric. me and him could chill.

Holly - THE TARGET of the house.

Justin- He seems like hes a bit paranoid. He got nomd hahah.

Marvin- what a fucking weird fucking fuck. Whoever casted him should be beaten. Hes first and formost from indiana which is just like why are u wasting ur time playing an org when u know you actually want to be seducing your cousin or if hes indiana lite, his step sister. First one of this cast to be convicted of a felony after this games over.

Memphis- me and memphis are BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIS he shares my enthusiasm for the simple things like good food and pencils that click. I think a strong bromance could develop here.

Michelle- on the list of ppl who i havnt talked to

Natalie- i know the person playing her. He is a guy, a cool guy who lives in england. Strong player. Excited to be in a game on his side.

Rachel- think of the hottest girl you can think of.......

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did you say megan fox? cuz if you did go ahead and slide her down to your number 2 spot and put rachel there.

shes the perfect lil blend of looks and charm and kindness that people right poems about.

try to talk to her and not enjoy it. DARE YOU.

sharon- shes the hoh and wow did she put in a performance to be remembered. Was she legit on like 8 hours doing that? good for her. I hadnt talked to her til today when i heard she was gonna nominate me. I got her to not nom me in a lil under 15 minutes. Kudos to me for that record.

that ends my breakdown of the cast and marks the end of my first dr post im gonna go ahead and put my best game out there with a lot of charm and clutch competition wins. Plus this is such an active cast, with good hosting, id be doing myself a disservice by not!!

[Enzo Palumbo]

Today was an UBELIEVABLE day for all the fans of the enzo played by me. I developed good bonds with multiple people and my main enemy (marvin) made himself look like the creep doucher that he is.

First thing i did was form an alliance(or gang as we called it) with me and my nigg memphis! It is called, check it, The dingos that ate a baby. He is really into it and sent me this im (warning: LOLz to ensue) -

Memphis (11:14:11 PM): Although I could assume you have Dingos with everyone. I like you and even if you do have dingos, you're my only dingo, so I shall agree to being your dingo.
Memphis (11:14:12 PM): Dingo
stvsgay (11:15:11 PM): hahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahaha i dont. You should im every cast mate and call them a dingo and tell me how many wtf's you get.

the dingos that ate a baby (ill start calling it DTAB or the dingos for short) are crucial cuz i have a sixth sense for people who are good at competitions and i think homey memphis is for sure.

that being said.....

the dingos isnt my primary alliance. That would be with Rachel and natalie (we dont have a nickname......yet.)

but i hope to not backstab memphis until the final 4 at least.

I also talked to Britney a bit today, we really hit it off! She told Rachel that she wants natalie to get nominated if the veto gets used. So she likes me and rachel but is targetting natalie. Big whoop. I still like brit.

Angie is on the latest so i talk to her almost every night past 12 and since nobody else is on i focus all my attention on making her happy with me!!........it works, duh

i talked to michele about some survivor thing, idk she was ok. I really just want her to not give me the bomb after this week.

and i started the convo with annie expecting like some girl in her 20's cuz that was what her pic was of; 2 20 year old chicks in chargers uniforms. So i approached it like that until i talked to her about the chargers team and found out she was some like 50 year old mom haaaaa shit, she wasnt bad to talk to beyond the age gap though

and if you think hey heres another dumbass whos bound to get caught up in too many alliances and get evicted, I THINK YOUR WRONG! I havnt offered or taken any alliance offers which is the way you have to do it. If someone calls me out ill be like yo if ive offered you an alliance just go ahead and speak up, idc. And i know memphis and natalie and rachel wouldnt so im golden. I just talk to people about random stuff like life and movies and cool shit and become their friend. The only thing i hope is that all these ppl im talking too dont all offer me alliances later on! THATS THE ONLY THING I HOPE. Thatd put me in quite the bind.

Holly- i found out today that i blocked her for something in the past idk what but if i blocked her shes obviously annoyed me in some fashion. GOT TO GOOOOO.

Marvin had a complete breakdown today, he got on aim at like 6 drunk off his ass and starts iming ashlee asking for nudes or to gtfo and said she talks shit behind his back.....Like BRUH u serious thats my guuuuurl right there!! this works out perfect though cuz i wanted him gone from day 1 but rachel didnt so she can see it clear that hes gotta go!!

the pov was called a race against time and as soon as i saw it involved speed and puzzles i was doomed!

Britney won it which is good!! i think shell talk to the hoh and fig out what to do and if it is used i think britney will be able to tell her not to nominate me.

if all goes well holly goes home and i work on taking marvin down in the next couple weeks

[Enzo Palumbo]

So britney used the pov on justin and annie was the replacement nominee.

Ive talked to annie a decent bit so im leading the charge to get holly out of the house. I even secured marvins vote which i hated having to talk to him cuz 70 percent of the time hes drunk and switches from being gay to straight in an absolute instant.


lets hope everything works out right and the majority votes out holly. Im not too sure itll happen though cuz the hoh and britney wants ppl to vote out annie.