Episode 1

[Michele Noonan]

Heyyy Big Brother house, it's your fave neurotrainwreck <3

So coming to the game as a replacement put me at a little bit of a disadvantage. I didn't have as much time to get to know everyone. Luckily during the first HoH comp I got the Atomic Bomb, which allowed me to eliminate someone in one shot. This was very beneficial because when I told people what I had they were afraid to go after me in the challenge.

Somehow news of my power got to Sharon and she contacted me. At first I was like WTF is up with this bitch because she was so blatant about the fact that she was ONLY IMing me because she was scared of my power. But after talking to her a bit I came to the realization that Sharon is going to be a huge challenge whore in this game and it's better to be on her side than against. In addition, she's not really THAT bad. She's just a little bossy. We haven't really made a specific pact but we have used the word alliance and I feel I can trust her.

So Sharon won HoH which was great. I knew I'd be safe and I didn't have to get blood on my hands. I have a tendency to go on a power trip in ORGs whenever I'm HoH and give nasty speeches for no reason which usually cost me the game, so I'm trying to put off being HoH for a while. Then we hear she gets to give out something called the time bomb. I asked her what she was thinking of doing with it and she said she wanted to give it to me. She explained her reasoning and honestly I had the same thoughts as her. I've read all the past seasons and there's always a secret basement, and always a different way to get to that basement. So I was convinced that whoever had the time bomb would get the clue. So yeah, that was a complete fail. Now I'm actually worried that Sharon won't believe me when I tell her that I didn't get the clue. I guess I can give her the bomb next week to prove it to her, but I don't want to risk it exploding on her.

So some first impressions on everyone else. I'm liking Justin. Definitely upset that he's nominated but it wasn't worth arguing with Sharon over. Hopefully he stays because I can at least somewhat talk to him unlike a lot of people in the cast. I also like Rachel. She's really the only one other than Sharon that I've even hinted at game talk with. She seems like a smart girl and someone I could possibly align with done the line. She also brought up some concerns to me involving Holly. The thing is, Holly is NEVER on aim, but according to Rachel a lot of people are always telling her that Holly was online earlier and Rachel "just missed her" which leads us both to believe that people are defending Holly because she has pre-game alliances. We could be completely wrong with this but hopefully we can send Holly packing this week.

I'm definitely not a fan of Memphis as of now. I can't hold a conversation with him. And his reply to everything is ^_^ like wtf is that. It looks like a cartoon chipmunk on crack. Like seriously, why can't he actually reply to me instead of just making a bunch of retarded smilies?

[Michele Noonan]

Last night we had our first veto competition. We had to solve clues about past warzone seasons to unlock a series of safes. I'm definitely a fan of the series and got through the first two quickly, but unfortunately couldn't finish the challenge because I'm currently hosting a game that had a live HoH last night, and hosting had to be my top priority. Luckily I wasn't in danger this week so it wasn't as annoying as it would be if I actually needed the veto.

After the veto competition, I got word from Sharon that there was a new plan to backdoor Annie. Apparently some source had told her that Annie and Holly are friends, and Annie is a challenge whore. lolwut. The girl who came in last in both the HoH and PoV? Okay Sharon, great detective work.

Then I talked to Rachel and we had similar concerns and suspicious. I love Rachel because she actually has a brain and thinks things through unlike certain other people. We basically figured out that Britney was the "source". That's right, the girl who me and Rachel have already suspected is aligned with Holly and will do anything to save her. So great job Sharon, Holly's ally just accidentally slips info that makes the target Annie. Oh Sharon, good job on collecting all those reliable "sources". The fact that Britney actually succeeded in convincing Sharon to backdoor someone for no apparent reason makes her a huge threat.

I'm losing trust in Sharon. She basically admitted to me she has an alliance with Britney and April. Speaking of April, oh my god what a trainwreck. The first time she contacts me is by PM begging me not to give her the time bomb -.- Then when I talk to her on AIM she's like "OMG is your AIM a tribute to Katie Gallagher? I love her! Let's make a Katie fans alliance!" Like wtf? I just met her. But anyway of course I said yes because saying no makes me her target. But I won't be putting my trust in her because she probably has an alliance with everyone and thinks she's being sneaky about it.

As for the vote, as much as I think Sharon made a dumb move, booting Annie is better than booting Holly for me anyway. Holly won't go after me, while I haven't talked to Annie at all. Annie doesn't deserve the position she's in, but unfortunately that's the way the game works and it's her time to go this week.

I have a tough decision ahead of me... who to give the time bomb to. Because the time bomb has no benefits at all like I thought it would (I expected a clue to the basement) there's no way for me to nicely give it to anyone. And whoever I do give it to will probably hand it right back over to me in Week 3, at which time I could see it exploding. I really have no idea what to do with it yet and will just have to think it through before the eviction rolls around.

[Michele Noonan]

I know it's Week 2 but I forgot to update this yesterday.

So I originally had thought I would be voting to evict Annie. But after talking to Annie, Natalie and Rachel, they changed my mind. I was a little concerned at first. The fact that they all bombarded me at once led me to believe they were already aligned. But coming in without a pre-game friend or ally I already knew I'd be on my own and work without having someone that 100% had my back. This group might not take me to the f2, but it can carry me far and it's too early to think about the finals at this point anyway.

We had a chat between myself, Rachel and Natalie and talked about getting votes for Annie to stay. Holly also IMed me later that day, kind of. She just said "I think I am safe" and then logged off. lolk. Then when she logged back in she listed all the votes she had to stay, three of which were me, Natalie and Rachel. So I was like "good work gurl!" then told Natalie and we laughed at her.

That's basically it. I just wanted to explain my change of vote so you know I'm not a psychopath. Here's the chat I had with Rachel & Natalie. Sorry it's so long.

Rachel Warzone (12:25:22 PM): Wow, take your time Natalie.
Rachel Warzone (12:25:25 PM): Lord.
cuzcarynsucks (12:25:38 PM): Did she get the invite?
Rachel Warzone (12:25:45 PM): Mhm, it's doing the loading thing.
cuzcarynsucks (12:25:46 PM): chats usually glitch for me -.-
Rachel Warzone (12:25:50 PM): Lemme try again.
cuzcarynsucks (12:27:44 PM): did you ask her if she got it?
Rachel Warzone (12:27:51 PM): Yeah, she's not answering.
Rachel Warzone (12:27:56 PM): She's probably away for sec.
cuzcarynsucks (12:28:01 PM): mkay
cuzcarynsucks (12:28:08 PM): Well she did tell me she definitely wants to keep annie
Rachel Warzone (12:28:19 PM): Yeah. And I agree about the Justin thing.
cuzcarynsucks (12:28:22 PM): but she feels like me in that we dont want to really risk out necks
Rachel Warzone (12:28:23 PM): Idk if he would.
cuzcarynsucks (12:28:25 PM): so we need to be careful
Rachel Warzone (12:29:11 PM): This just sucks.
Rachel Warzone (12:29:18 PM): Idk if we'll have the votes.
cuzcarynsucks (12:29:37 PM): Yeah =\ I dont know either
cuzcarynsucks (12:29:39 PM): brit just imed me
cuzcarynsucks (12:29:43 PM): I'm surprsied cause she never does
cuzcarynsucks (12:29:46 PM): I usually have to IM her
Rachel Warzone (12:29:47 PM): LOL.
Rachel Warzone (12:29:57 PM): She probably wants to make sure her F2 sticks around.
Rachel Warzone (12:29:59 PM): *Eye roll.
cuzcarynsucks (12:30:31 PM): Ugh I know
cuzcarynsucks (12:30:33 PM): She's so obvious
cuzcarynsucks (12:30:40 PM): and she thinks she's like the sneakiest person ever -.-
Rachel Warzone (12:31:03 PM): I bet in her DR she's like.
Rachel Warzone (12:31:11 PM): "BAHAHAAH They're all falling for it!"
Rachel Warzone (12:31:16 PM): Yeah, not really.
Natalie Martinez (12:31:34 PM): hi
Natalie Martinez (12:31:37 PM): sorry was afk
cuzcarynsucks (12:31:38 PM): heyyy
Rachel Warzone (12:31:45 PM): She's just shady.
Natalie Martinez (12:31:49 PM): me?! =-O
Rachel Warzone (12:31:52 PM): I don't see her lasting forever.
Rachel Warzone (12:31:54 PM): No.
Rachel Warzone (12:31:55 PM): Britney.
Natalie Martinez (12:32:00 PM): oh
Natalie Martinez (12:32:04 PM): she's talking to me now
Rachel Warzone (12:32:07 PM): LOL.
cuzcarynsucks (12:32:24 PM): me too
cuzcarynsucks (12:32:31 PM): has she ever IMed you before?
cuzcarynsucks (12:32:37 PM): I always have to contact her first
Natalie Martinez (12:32:42 PM): yeah
Natalie Martinez (12:32:46 PM): we spoke before
Rachel Warzone (12:32:57 PM): imthatgirlalexis 9:20 am
Natalie told me you're evicted :-(
Sharon wants you gone anyways

:-(

Memphis has been campaigning

for you to go.
Suzed4u 9:23 am
huh
whos this?
imthatgirlalexis 9:23 am
holly
Natalie Martinez (12:33:05 PM): wtf
cuzcarynsucks (12:33:08 PM): she showed that to me too
Natalie Martinez (12:33:12 PM): who's that?
Rachel Warzone (12:33:17 PM): Annie said someone from an unfamiliar screenname sent her that.
Natalie Martinez (12:33:27 PM): i said i was evicting who?
cuzcarynsucks (12:33:30 PM): apparently holly but I don't think a nominee would act that cocky
Rachel Warzone (12:33:41 PM): True.
Natalie Martinez (12:33:41 PM): omg im confused
Rachel Warzone (12:33:47 PM): Lol at Memphis.
Rachel Warzone (12:33:49 PM): If it's true.
Natalie Martinez (12:34:00 PM): who is the alexis person?
Rachel Warzone (12:34:05 PM): No idea.
Natalie Martinez (12:34:08 PM): and who is suzed?
Rachel Warzone (12:34:21 PM): Annie [Warzone 5] 12:33 pm
it wont work
i talked to Memphis last night

omg, i didnt say one word about game and wanna know last thing he said

told me he never intended on voting for me that holly said something to him that he didnt like
Rachel Warzone (12:34:24 PM): It's ANnie.
Rachel Warzone (12:34:25 PM): Lol.
cuzcarynsucks (12:34:47 PM): But Natalie doesnt want her out
cuzcarynsucks (12:34:51 PM): so that means that person is lying
cuzcarynsucks (12:34:54 PM): or being lied to
Rachel Warzone (12:34:57 PM): Exactly.
Rachel Warzone (12:35:03 PM): It's probably Britney.
Rachel Warzone (12:35:05 PM): x;
cuzcarynsucks (12:35:11 PM): if it is holly then maybe she thinks natalie and memphis are keeping her but theyre really not
Natalie Martinez (12:35:16 PM): so im being framed week 1?
cuzcarynsucks (12:35:33 PM): looks like it
cuzcarynsucks (12:35:35 PM): and I agree rachel
cuzcarynsucks (12:35:39 PM): britney seems fake to me
Rachel Warzone (12:35:50 PM): It's something she'd do.
Natalie Martinez (12:35:52 PM): ok
Natalie Martinez (12:35:55 PM): we make a move
Rachel Warzone (12:36:06 PM): We don't have the votes 100% guarunteed though,
Rachel Warzone (12:36:10 PM): And that's what makes me weary.
cuzcarynsucks (12:36:32 PM): if we could find a way to keep Annie it would be amazing
cuzcarynsucks (12:37:01 PM): because then we'd already be set with a group and Annie would be loyal to us because she'd be grateful for keeping her
Rachel Warzone (12:37:04 PM): Natalie. Would Justin really keep Anie after Britney saved him? Michele said that, and I agree. 'Cause Britney could have pull with him and be like, "I saved you, so please vote her out."
Rachel Warzone (12:37:12 PM): And yeah, Michele.
Rachel Warzone (12:37:18 PM): And I talk to her so much more than Holly.
Rachel Warzone (12:37:24 PM): All Holly talks to me about is my vote.
Natalie Martinez (12:37:48 PM): Justin could be swung
cuzcarynsucks (12:37:58 PM): Justin seems truthful to me
cuzcarynsucks (12:38:06 PM): so I think if he does agree to it he will do it
cuzcarynsucks (12:38:12 PM): but I'm just worried about Britney's influence over him
Natalie Martinez (12:38:25 PM): i think i have more sway over Justin than Britney
cuzcarynsucks (12:38:34 PM): I hope you do
cuzcarynsucks (12:38:42 PM): I don't think he's the one she wanted to save tbh
cuzcarynsucks (12:38:51 PM): she wanted to save holly and not cause waves at the same time
cuzcarynsucks (12:38:58 PM): so she made this backdoor plan
Natalie Martinez (12:39:12 PM): i was thinking the same!
cuzcarynsucks (12:39:55 PM): so should we still try to get memphis?
cuzcarynsucks (12:40:04 PM): honestly mempgis is one of the people I talk to least so I have no read on him
Natalie Martinez (12:40:25 PM): i will talk to him
cuzcarynsucks (12:40:43 PM): so then the 3 of us, justin, memphis and we need 1 more
Natalie Martinez (12:40:58 PM): what do you guys think about Eric?
cuzcarynsucks (12:41:12 PM): I think thats a good possibility
Rachel Warzone (12:41:14 PM): Yeah.
Natalie Martinez (12:41:20 PM): i think i could sway him
Natalie Martinez (12:41:20 PM): idk
Rachel Warzone (12:42:54 PM): This is frustrating.
Natalie Martinez (12:43:12 PM): ok annie is telling me about that convo
Rachel Warzone (12:44:10 PM): What would be the purpose of that conversation?
Rachel Warzone (12:44:19 PM): Obviously someone needs to grow a pair that they had to do it on a fake account.
cuzcarynsucks (12:44:43 PM): it doesnt make sense because theres no point to "rattle" her
cuzcarynsucks (12:44:49 PM): its not like it will make her stop trying to stay
Natalie Martinez (12:45:38 PM): after she showed me the convo















Natalie Martinez (12:45:47 PM): omg
Natalie Martinez (12:45:49 PM): it's too long
Natalie Martinez (12:45:50 PM): fml
Natalie Martinez (12:45:59 PM): Annie 5:42 pm
(17:42:49): then she disappeared

(17:42:55): so i have no clue if its even her


(17:43:16): but i wanted you to kinow, i just told michele and rachel if they heard of that and they said NO


(17:43:29): bitch is draggin you into this its bullshit
Natalie Martinez (12:46:14 PM): scrappynatty 5:43 pm
(17:43:42): who said that to you?
Annie 5:43 pm
(17:43:48): like shes up against me, why would she IM me

(17:43:51): Holly


(17:44:06): or whoever that alexis screen name is, its not hers
scrappynatty 5:44 pm
(17:44:16): wtf, why would she plant this on me?
Annie 5:44 pm
(17:44:32): i think she wants me to freak out on everyone
cuzcarynsucks (12:47:52 PM): natalie have you talked to holly about the vote?
cuzcarynsucks (12:47:59 PM): or said anything she could twist
Natalie Martinez (12:48:05 PM): no
Natalie Martinez (12:48:09 PM): wel
Natalie Martinez (12:48:16 PM): i said i'd take what she said into account
Natalie Martinez (12:48:18 PM): that was it
Rachel Warzone (12:49:30 PM): I told her to talk to Sharon to see what her intentions were.
cuzcarynsucks (12:49:57 PM): I dont get why sharon would want holly to stay
Rachel Warzone (12:50:09 PM): :/
Rachel Warzone (12:50:26 PM): Only thing I can think of is a faux-alliance that Britney may have set up with her this qweek.
Rachel Warzone (12:50:35 PM): To just have major pull with her decisions.
Rachel Warzone (12:50:37 PM): *week.
cuzcarynsucks (12:51:22 PM): I think that brit, april and holly are definitely together
cuzcarynsucks (12:51:28 PM): but april seems to be with everyone
Rachel Warzone (12:51:32 PM): LOL, I know.
cuzcarynsucks (12:51:45 PM): she said we should work together in our first convo
Natalie Martinez (12:51:47 PM): i know April pre game, i'll try get to see where she's at
cuzcarynsucks (12:52:13 PM): she was basically like "Is your screenname a tribute to Katie from survivor?"
Rachel Warzone (12:52:18 PM): LOL.
cuzcarynsucks (12:52:22 PM): "we should work together, katie fans unite!"
Rachel Warzone (12:52:26 PM): Oh wow.
cuzcarynsucks (12:52:28 PM): that was the first thing she said lol
Natalie Martinez (12:52:56 PM): i think we have to make a move
Natalie Martinez (12:53:02 PM): the house is splitting already
cuzcarynsucks (12:53:17 PM): I think it will split after this vote if annie stays
cuzcarynsucks (12:53:28 PM): and if holly stays the cracks will still be there, just not eposed
cuzcarynsucks (12:53:36 PM): exposed*
Rachel Warzone (12:54:01 PM): I love it.
Rachel Warzone (12:54:04 PM): Split house.
Rachel Warzone (12:54:08 PM): Makes stuff so much easier.
Natalie Martinez (12:54:12 PM): i want a fierce game
Rachel Warzone (12:54:12 PM): When it comes to noms.
cuzcarynsucks (12:54:20 PM): i agree completely
cuzcarynsucks (12:54:26 PM): its a lot more intense when theres clear sides
Natalie Martinez (12:54:31 PM): yup
Natalie Martinez (12:55:44 PM): we have until tomorrow night to vote right?
Rachel Warzone (12:56:29 PM): No.
Rachel Warzone (12:56:30 PM): Tonight.
Rachel Warzone (12:56:32 PM): 10PM.
cuzcarynsucks (12:56:32 PM): tonight at 10
Natalie Martinez (12:56:34 PM): oh
Natalie Martinez (12:56:35 PM): damn
Rachel Warzone (12:56:37 PM): And HOH is right after.
cuzcarynsucks (12:56:39 PM): and then an HoH right away
Natalie Martinez (12:56:42 PM): live?
Rachel Warzone (12:56:47 PM): 24 hours.
cuzcarynsucks (12:56:48 PM): lol I love how we say the same things at the same time rachel
Natalie Martinez (12:56:50 PM): oh yay
Rachel Warzone (12:56:58 PM): But alot of her 24 hour challenges seem to be live on the boards anyways.
Rachel Warzone (12:56:59 PM): LOL.
Rachel Warzone (12:57:11 PM): I know Michele. xDDD
Natalie Martinez (12:57:15 PM): Twins! =-O
Rachel Warzone (12:57:24 PM): Yesss.
Rachel Warzone (12:57:34 PM): We both have chemistry majors.
Rachel Warzone (12:57:46 PM): And we're red heads. Well, mine's fake. But still. x;
cuzcarynsucks (12:57:56 PM): And post BB Michele is very hollywood
Rachel Warzone (12:57:59 PM): YES.
Rachel Warzone (12:58:01 PM): That's true!
cuzcarynsucks (12:58:06 PM): I think if she was on AS2 she'd be just like rachel
Natalie Martinez (12:58:11 PM): did you see the trailer for michele's slut show?
Rachel Warzone (12:58:15 PM): LOL YES.
Rachel Warzone (12:58:18 PM): I love her.
Rachel Warzone (12:58:23 PM): I love Hot Mess's on BB.
Rachel Warzone (12:58:26 PM): I always do.
cuzcarynsucks (12:58:28 PM): omg me too
cuzcarynsucks (12:58:44 PM): michele post bb would be so much more entertaining than the michele we saw on bb
Rachel Warzone (12:58:48 PM): I know!
Rachel Warzone (12:58:57 PM): At the end of BB11 though, she got alot more entertaining.
Rachel Warzone (12:59:09 PM): "WHERE'S YOUR UNITARD BITCH."
cuzcarynsucks (12:59:11 PM): because she started going crazy and talking to herself lmap
Natalie Martinez (12:59:12 PM): devil horn eviction <3
cuzcarynsucks (12:59:29 PM): I felt bad for her tho
cuzcarynsucks (12:59:34 PM): like I felt embarrased in some of her DRS
cuzcarynsucks (12:59:44 PM): when she was like KEVIN YOURE MY TARGET AND YOURE GOING HOME
cuzcarynsucks (12:59:49 PM): and then she got evicted like the next day
Rachel Warzone (1:00:12 PM): :-( I know.
Rachel Warzone (1:00:19 PM): I hated when people said she was satan/the devil.
Rachel Warzone (1:00:22 PM): It was so out of character.
Rachel Warzone (1:00:23 PM): LOL.
Natalie Martinez (1:00:27 PM): ok Angie is going to do a majority vote
cuzcarynsucks (1:00:30 PM): I know... NATALIE *glares*
Rachel Warzone (1:00:31 PM): Yeah.
cuzcarynsucks (1:00:31 PM): lol
Rachel Warzone (1:00:38 PM): GNATALIE.
Rachel Warzone (1:00:39 PM): BARF.
Rachel Warzone (1:00:41 PM): Anyways.
Natalie Martinez (1:00:42 PM): fuck you
Rachel Warzone (1:00:44 PM): LOL
cuzcarynsucks (1:00:49 PM): Natalie got soo much more hate than any other bb person
Rachel Warzone (1:00:50 PM): Britney said Angie is voting Annie out.
cuzcarynsucks (1:01:09 PM): I feel like Britney has already formed a clique
cuzcarynsucks (1:01:20 PM): april/sharon/holly are definitely in it
cuzcarynsucks (1:01:30 PM): I have no idea about Angie
Natalie Martinez (1:01:38 PM): let me show you the convo with angie
Natalie Martinez (1:01:40 PM): apparently there was talk of Annie being backdoored and it really confused me
Angie 5:55 pm
(17:55:33): Yeah Holly said she has a lot of people voting for her to stay
scrappynatty 5:56 pm
(17:56:07): so she's confident she's staying?
Angie 5:57 pm
(17:57:09): I wouldn't say confident, but she's hoping people fall through.

(17:57:22): I've heard people voting Annie AND Holly though.


(17:57:27): So it's hard tos ay
scrappynatty 5:57 pm
(17:57:40): oh so it could be split?
Natalie Martinez (1:01:49 PM): Angie 5:57 pm
(17:57:46): Could be.

(17:58:06): Though when Holly spoke to me she listed like 6 people she thinks are voting to keep her.


(17:58:11): So it seems like Holly may have the upperhand?
scrappynatty 5:58 pm
(17:58:33): or just wishful thinking?
Angie 5:58 pm
(17:58:45): that too


(17:58:45): lmao
scrappynatty 5:59 pm
(17:59:01): hmmm, where do you think you'll vote?
Angie 5:59 pm
(17:59:14): i'm really not sure.


(17:59:27): they're both nice.
Angie 6:00 pm
(18:00:07): I hate to say "oh i'm just going with the majority", but for this vote I probably will.
Natalie Martinez (1:01:52 PM): thats part of it
cuzcarynsucks (1:02:17 PM): I think we should focus on the guys votes
Rachel Warzone (1:02:27 PM): Yeah.
Rachel Warzone (1:02:30 PM): Memphis, Marvin, Erc.
Natalie Martinez (1:02:32 PM): i'll work Eric
cuzcarynsucks (1:02:49 PM): we should all talk to them because if they see its not just one person they'll be more confident
cuzcarynsucks (1:03:14 PM): cause if someone just says annie could have the votes they might think that people are just lying to her
Natalie Martinez (1:03:33 PM): i'll talk to them all
cuzcarynsucks (1:03:54 PM): ill try to but I gotta go in like 10 min
cuzcarynsucks (1:03:59 PM): but I'll be back around 5
Natalie Martinez (1:04:04 PM): alright
cuzcarynsucks (1:04:13 PM): anyway so I'm gonna get ready to go
cuzcarynsucks (1:04:19 PM): will you two be onlinate later?
Natalie Martinez (1:04:22 PM): yeah
cuzcarynsucks (1:04:26 PM): okay good
cuzcarynsucks (1:04:28 PM): ttyl then