OOPSIES!!!!!

[Britney Haynes]

OH EM GEE, YOU GUYS!

Mkay, so you know how I was looking for that red marker that I used on my Poster when I won HOH!?

Well, I totes found it! HURAY!

However, on my way to put it back in my bedroom....I totally tripped and fell and got red marker all over Michele's Memory Wall picture. How sad....

The worst part is! It's permanent marker! OH NO! It will never come off!

Look at this big mess....

What a terrible, tragic accident



















































~OOPSIES~

*gigglesnort*

[Enzo Palumbo]

hahahhahahaha thats talent is what that picture displays!

[Michele Noonan]

Oh dear. At least it's not as permanent as the black and white effect heading towards your memory wall picture, Britney.

[Britney Haynes]

It's called grayscale, beyotch.

And I look great in black and white. It makes me look very studious.

However, too bad my little red marker won't cover up those stretch marks on your fat ass. Mmmhmm, yeah. Those are permanent too, aren't they?

[Michele Noonan]

It also makes you look evicted, which is the part I'm most looking forward to.

lmao can you make up your mind on your insults? I told you from the beginning of the game I wasn't even a fan of the real Michele and I thought she was a mess. Then when I repeated that in the chat you said I was being rude to the real Michele -.- Plus if the best you can come up with is insulting my character's appearance that's kind of lame.

You like to throw out words like whore and skank instead of taking the time to think of things that actually apply to me. For example, if I want to insult you, I would say something that's actually true such as "You are a whiny self entitled hypocritical bitch who can't take what you dish out."

[Britney Haynes]

Um, last time I checked, skank and whore actually do apply to you. Mhm, yeah they do.

Obviously my insults are doing the job because they're pissing you off. If they're so lame, why do you bother responding, Michele?

It's actually nice to see that you're showing a little pizzaz in this game. Because, just like you're gameplay, you have been on the dull side. Talk about some MAYJAH Zzzzzz's!

And I am a self entitled hypocritical whiny little bitch and I OWN it and LOVE it! Not to mention, TWERK (love this werd) it!

Also, being evicted does not scare me, because I did what I came here to do. I made my mark on the Warzone Series!

Season 5 is the BRITNEY SEASON! No one is going to remember you Michele. When you say "I was in Big Brother Warzone 5" everyone will cheer "OMG, THE ONE WITH BRITNEY!?".

So bitch, saddle up and ride on back into my shadow, then deal with it! *diva snap*

*struts away*

[Britney Haynes]

*turns around*

Oh..and one more thing...

I would say you're going down, but you already have

ON EVERYONE


SLUTTY MCSLUTSTER! SLUTTY SLUTTY SUPER SLUTTY! SILLY SLOBBER SLUT SLUTTY!

*sticks out tongue, giggles, and continues to strut away*

[Michele Noonan]

And I would gladly respond that "Yep! I'm the one who evicted that little shit!"

Anyway, I'm glad you at least realize what a waste of a human being you are. It's good that you'll get attention from this game since you're clearly worthless in real life and most likely have never gotten this much attention before.

It's really sad that you have to use this game to build up your confidence. It won't make you feel any better about your mess of a real life, Britney.

[Britney Haynes]

GURL, I walked away! That means the conversation is ovah! OVAH!

See mah hand, it's in yo face! YO FACE!

And yes, while playing this org you developed so much insight into my real life. *dramatic eye roll* You know exactly who I am, and exactly how I live my life, riiiiiiight. *dramatic eye roll x 1000000*

This is a game Michele. I'm just having fun lolz. But, dayum, gurl, you are harsh! I am impressed! You are taking that underdog persona and turning it into a real cutthroat beyotch. If you keep it up in the Final 4, you might change my mind about you. Watch out people!