Eviction Ceremony #10

[Chelsbot]

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Houseguests, the votes are in, and we have a tie. As HOH, Michele will now stand up and break it.

Michele: "Well well well, what do we have here? Normally a tie vote in this situation is any F5 HoH's worst nightmare, but after you both specifically said how glad you were not to hear another Michele speech, I find it to be pretty funny that one of my speeches is about to end your game.

Now I'd love to drag this out, but I can't even attempt to pretend that this is a difficult decision for me.

I totes happily vote to evict the totes stuck up self entitled little piece of shit who totes falsely believes acting like a cunt online totes somehow makes her more relevant in real life, BRATNEY.

Bye bitch. ^_^ "

With that, Britney, you have been evicted from the Big Brother Warzone house. You will return as the 5th member of our jury of 7, which will help crown the winner of Big Brother Warzone 5.

[Britney Haynes]

I'm not going to bother making a long dramatic speech like the other evicted Houseguests, we all know I am not an attention seeking whore like the rest of them, OBVI!!!

I want to wish ALL yall good luck! Make the last few rounds interesting! And make sure to keep my shrine neat and tidy!

Now, I am off to the Jury house to get crabs with Annie, say I'm going to be the saboteur and then not do it, with Memphis, eat pizza buns and listen to Usher with Angie, and then get hella drunk with Natalie!

BAI BITCHEZ!!!!!!!!



*moon walks out*

[Enzo Palumbo]

WHOEVER CAST THE VOTE TO END MY WARZONE REIGN IS A DOUCHE AND WILL BE DEALT WITH

.....oh and fuck you michele....

[Justin Giovinco]

See ya Britney. I'm sorry I have been MIA, I'm super busy. Gotta run...again.

[Rachel Reilly]

Bye, Britney.