ENZOs OPENING STATEMENT

[Enzo Palumbo]

Whats up PLAYAS!?! First off, id like to say thank you to all of the jury members for making this game one of the best ive ever played in! The second thing I want to do is apologize to anyone who thinks warzones season 5 finale is worse than this ending:



I do agree with what im sure is the majority consensus that the best player this season isnt going to win. Rachel, Michele and Britney all played it like Wilt Chamberlain when he scored 100 in a game and are the gnarliest players ive eveer played with. But, im not up against any of them and i think that I for sure played a better well rounded game than Justin did, which I will explain more in the questions im sure. I think Michele said it when she said I was never talked bad about by anyone except her, I think that really hits the nail on the head on the head about my social game; Nobody really hated me until they were on their way out the door.

Id like to address each of the jurys individually RIGHT NOW:

Annie- You were one of the most dangerous players for a while. You talked with a TON of people and everyone was really threatened by you, thats why i think you got evicted earlier than you probably expected. I know you think that I fucked you over, but we never had an alliance.

Memphis- I think you were one of the first persons i bonded with. We formed The dingos that ate the baby alliance followed by the dingo guidelines on how to play. I went against the Dingo alliance because you moved to DC and became sorta inactive and then you said you were gonna target Rachel and Britney who i was REALLY close to. Even though i never nominated you or voted to evict you, i see how you felt betrayed.

Angie- PANDANGIE, one half of the ever formidable PANDA alliance. You were almost always a target of people for whatever reason, and if there is an award for the survivor of the season, you fo sho deserve it. You were the nicest player in the game and i enjoyed our late night convos when nobody else was on.

Natalie- We had a good thing going in the beginning and your a really funny fucking guy, Alex. When you went to college and with your england time making it hard for you to get on for challenges i had to sort of reposition myself in the game . Your so fly like a G6.

Britney - hahahaha Britney. The entertainment of the cast alongside Rachel. We never had an alliance but we didnt need to cuz were straight legit with each other. Some of the best moments were logging onto aim and making fun of michele for like hours on end. GOOOOOOOOOD TIMES. The only reason i didnt get evicted that week we were both nominated is cuz you COMPLETELY jacked my Michele rivalry and went out like a boss and not like a bitch. RESPECT.

Rachel- MY IDOL. I think you shouldve won this season just on your awesomeness alone. Whenever I needed advice on anything there was no doubt that I would ask you what I should do, you always knew what was going on and we worked both sides of the house flawlessly. Your perfect in every single way and your dope as shit, so imma holla.

Michele- I didnt like you in the game. I always got so frustrated at every competition win you got which was like a gazillion. You played a pretty ballsy game so ill give you that credit, since its due. My arch nemesis in the game, you nominated me 4 straight times, and i cant believe i survived them all. You being the challenge whore I didnt think me and Justin had a chance in the f3 competition (Thank god for you messing up.) We were always honest with each other whenever we talked on aim though, i was going after you, you were going after me, so thats cool i guess

...and so ends my opening statement. Looking foward to answer any and all questions you might have!