Mr. Warzone 2010

[Britney Haynes]

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Chelzbot and Jury Members

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Hosted by, yours truly: MIZ BRITNEY HAYNES, The Pageant Princess!

Britney, glides gracefully across the stage while "You're one in a Million" (you know, that song from Miss Congeniality) can be heard playing.


Oh My Gawd, what a great few rounds we have had here at Mr. Warzone 2010. So far it has been a great and intense competition, right!? TOTES! So far our two competitors have competed in the Swimsuit round, and may I say looked fab in their speedos, and the evening wear round! Mmmmhmm.

Now we move onto our FINAL ROUND! And, whoever does the best in this round, will be crowned Mr. Warzone 2010! SO EXCITING!

Now, before we get to the question round, let me do a lil recap on our two competitors!

We have Mr. Enzo, who has been performing brilliantly tonight! Leopard print thong bathing suit, totes the way to go! I gotta say, that you have actually surprised me. I kind of underestimated you in this game, because I never really actually thought you were playing it. I thought you were just kind of along for the ride, making jokes and what not. I was actually surprised to find out that you made alliances and had a strategy. I really think you did a good job at playing up the happy-go lucky guy persona, and whether or not that is just who you are, and you might not have had to play it up at all, I still think that it was your strongest card in this game and is definitely one of the major reasons why you made it so far.

Then we have Mr. Justin, who has fallen a lil bit flat tonight! Justin, I haven't been as impressed by you. I don't like the way you've played the game, because I feel like you have been a complete pushover. You kept saying that you lied to people because you didn't want to create conflict; however, Enzo was the one who actually stood up to people and he is the one entering the Final 2 more likable than you are. Everything you have said you have done has just fallen flat in my mind. For example, in response to Angie, you said that you're happy that you lied about the April vote because I got mad at you and it humbled you!? That is literally the dumbest sentence I have heard in this entire game. Your lie about the April vote GOT YOU NOMINATED! The only reason why you stayed that round was because Me and Rachel wanted Annie out immediately! And Rachel almost never nominated Annie, so your lie that humbled you, almost got you evicted!

I feel like you have been pulling things out of your gaping butt hole to make it look like you have played this phenomenal game, when, sadly, you haven't. I just can't make the connection between you and this game.

However, I do think you deserve some credit. There are two things that I think you did right in this game; forming the alliance with Michele and forming the foursome alliance with Me, Rachel and Memphis. Not to toot our own horns, but I do think that the four of us were probably the most well rounded players of this season, and you were aligned with all four of us. You're still here and we're not, so I do think that was a good move. Whether or not you rode our coattails, those alliances worked in your favor, because you're in the Final 2. I also think you worked harder at the game more than Enzo. I think Enzo's game was more chill than yours, while you had to maneuver yourself though the game more than what he did. Enzo's game was straight forward, while you flipped flopped, and I actually like that about your strategy because I feel that you used whatever or whoever you had at that time to get to the end.

SOOOOOO, with all that said, I DON'T actually know who I am voting for. I really am not going to be biased on this and not vote for the person I like the most. I feel like I worked really hard, and I know others worked really hard to make it to the end, and unfortunately, we didn't succeed. The fact of the matter is that you BOTH relied HEAVILY on others in this game. So I want the winner of this to PROVE that they deserve it, because I don't want to lose to an undeserving person.

Without further ado, here are my questions that I would like each of you to answer:


QUESTION ONE
Your goal here is to convince each Jury Member that you deserve their vote. You are vying for each Jury Members vote, rather than everyone as a whole. So, what I would like you to do is, in a few sentences, tell each Jury member WHY they should vote for you. Why should Annie give you her vote? How about Natalie? What would convince Rachel to vote for you? Be specific for your reasons and give examples if you need to.


QUESTION TWO
Do you think you're going to win this game? I want a yes or no answer. And please tell me why you think you are or aren't going to win this game. I don't want "I deserve to win this game" or "I should win this game", I want confident answers, like "I WILL WIN because" or "I WON'T WIN because". Once again, please be specific with your reasons.

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QUESTION THREE
Whose Jury votes do you think you have? I want you to predict the end result of this game. Which Jury member will vote for which finalist? I would also like short reasons as to why you think that person would vote for that person. [/color]

Thanks Guys! Congrats on making it to the Finals!
Whoever gets my vote will be crowed MR. WARZONE 2010 (Even if you actually win or not).

GOOD LUCK![/center]

[Justin Giovinco]

Oct 15, 2010 15:09:14 GMT -5 Britney Haynes said:

QUESTION ONE
Your goal here is to convince each Jury Member that you deserve their vote. You are vying for each Jury Members vote, rather than everyone as a whole. So, what I would like you to do is, in a few sentences, tell each Jury member WHY they should vote for you. Why should Annie give you her vote? How about Natalie? What would convince Rachel to vote for you? Be specific for your reasons and give examples if you need to.

Annie - I think you should vote for me to win because I didn't use the Basement Power and made it to the end....jk. But I do think you are a straight shooter who would like the winner to have been the one who worked the hardest. I had to work people, lie, manipulate, and scheme to get here. That's why I should get your vote.

Memphis - I think you should vote for me to win, because I was loyal to you, probably more than I should have given the circumstances of allies. I know there was nothing I could physically do to save you since we were both up, but I want you to get further than you did.

Angie - I think you should vote for me to win, because I thought this game out more than Enzo did. I do agree that I wasn't as social with you as he was, but I was more strategic. I think you wouldn't like to get to the end with people saying you did nothing but sit on the block, since you did more, especially socially. It might look like I did nothing, but I did work every week.

Natalie - I think you should vote for me, because I was as loyal to you as I could in this Warzone.

Britney - I think you should vote for me, because I respect your game too much to keep you around. You played the Power Player Card and you got far with it, but I had the smarts, right timing, and luck to get one of the strongest players out.

Rachel - I think you should vote for me because you too were a Power Player that I had to outlast. I think you knew how good you would do in the jury and I knew too.

Michele - I think you should vote for me, because I worked as hard as you did to make it here. I made alliances at the right time, made moves (nominations, competitions, evictions) at the right time and had the right amout of luck to do well in the game.

Oct 15, 2010 15:09:14 GMT -5 Britney Haynes said:

QUESTION TWO
Do you think you're going to win this game? I want a yes or no answer. And please tell me why you think you are or aren't going to win this game. I don't want "I deserve to win this game" or "I should win this game", I want confident answers, like "I WILL WIN because" or "I WON'T WIN because". Once again, please be specific with your reasons.

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I came into this thinking I had a 50/50 chance at winning and right after having Angie's questions I felt as though I would lose, if not to bitterness, but due to people thinking I did nothing. I didn't stand by and wait for the Power houses to evict me, I used those strong players to my advantage. I don't think I will win though.

Oct 15, 2010 15:09:14 GMT -5 Britney Haynes said:

QUESTION THREE
Whose Jury votes do you think you have? I want you to predict the end result of this game. Which Jury member will vote for which finalist? I would also like short reasons as to why you think that person would vote for that person.

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Annie - Enzo, I never made a strong enough attempt to get to know her.

Memphis - I would like to think I was his number one and he would respect my game to vote for me, so me.

Angie - I underestimated their relationship 100%. She will vote for Enzo to win.

Natalie - I was cool with her, so I think she'd vote for me.

Britney - I think you respect Enzo's game more than mine, so you would vote for him.

Rachel - I think she also doesn't like my gameplay and will reward Enzo with her vote.

Michele - Harder to predict, but she may reward her nemesis for outlasting her, so she votes for Enzo.

Let me know if I need something else, thanks.

[Britney Haynes]

Thanks Justin ;D

[Enzo Palumbo]

QUESTION ONE
Your goal here is to convince each Jury Member that you deserve their vote. You are vying for each Jury Members vote, rather than everyone as a whole. So, what I would like you to do is, in a few sentences, tell each Jury member WHY they should vote for you. Why should Annie give you her vote? How about Natalie? What would convince Rachel to vote for you? Be specific for your reasons and give examples if you need to.

Annie- You should vote for me because I feel like you respect the social aspect more than anything else. When you were in the game you were chatting ERRYBODY up. You and me had very similar strategies, I just wasn’t seen as a threat.


Memphis – You should vote for me because despite your hatred towards me for secretly kicking you out of the dingos that ate a baby alliance, and I think you were a baby trying to portray yourself as a a big dingo, Im pretty sure you’re a self loathing baby. Justins a baby. Im a dingo. Be smart about it and you might redeem your image.





Angie – Vote for me to win because Pandas have many traits of adorableness and legitness but not voting for a fellow panda to win an org CERTAINLY isn’t one of them. Justin isn’t in this exclusive club! SO YEAH! But if that’s a really lame reason, I played a better game than Justin did.




Panda being cute but casual, what else is new


Natalie – You should vote for me because even though I voted against you, I did it for strategic reasons (you living in England partying it up with a bottle of jack in both hands goin nuts, never showing up for challenges, and being up against a panda doesnt help my game for you to stay). You’ve also told me multiple times that you appreciate drama. I didn’t do much, but it was sure more than my opponent did (apologizing to Rachel even though what he said wasn’t even that bad)


Britney – I DESERVE YOUR VOTE. I hold the distinction of being the first Michele hater. Me and you both had social games that were ON POINT so I think you would respect that. I made some pretty sick alliances and didn’t let them know about each other just in case I had to get rid of one and they ratted each other out. We were pals throughout the game, but if we were to have an alliance it would be called Fievel Mousekewitz and Tiger(from my favorite movie of all time: An American Tail: Fievel goes west.) Explanation- Your Fievel, a crazy intelligent(UM, I WANT YOU TO WIN HOH POSTER. ANYONE DISAGREE?) mouse whose extremely likeable and is the star of the movie. Im Tiger who is not the smartest of cats, but people tend to like him. Tigers arch nemesis in the movie is Chula the spider(Michele), who tiger couldn’t beat until the end.


Rachel – You being the best player in the game, in my opinion, and is one of the most loyal people Ive met in these games, I think you would appreciate my loyalty and straight forwardness as opposed to somebody who would lie just to avoid any sort of confrontation. I stuck to my guns, even when things looked bleak unlike Justin who would follow power no matter what. Since the first week when Sharon was considering nominating me because I hadn’t talked to her, I started a social-heavy strategy that carried me through the game.


Michele – Michele, Michele, Michele. You, my nemesis, should vote for me because even though we were against each other, you were obsessed with me, and you secretly want me to win this game. You imed me wanting to talk strategy and you were hoping pretty hardcore that your streak of wins would help win me over to your side. I remained abstinent because there is a wiser man than myself that said: ‘treat em like dirt and they stick to you like mud.’ So treating you like crap after every one of your ceremonies was a pretty smart strategy on my part.

QUESTION TWO
Do you think you're going to win this game? I want a yes or no answer. And please tell me why you think you are or aren't going to win this game. I don't want "I deserve to win this game" or "I should win this game", I want confident answers, like "I WILL WIN because" or "I WON'T WIN because". Once again, please be specific with your reasons.

Oh ill win the game. Justin was someone who constantly lied, but he wasn’t at all social and those 2 combined don’t form into a winner in my book. People think that I didn’t work hard, and that I chilled my way to the finals. Nothing could be further from the truth, having as many alliances I had, its pretty difficult to keep everyone happy without looking like a straight up whore. I did that successfully, and was able to maintain friendships with non alliance members along the way.

QUESTION THREE
Whose Jury votes do you think you have? I want you to predict the end result of this game. Which Jury member will vote for which finalist? I would also like short reasons as to why you think that person would vote for that person.

Annie- Shes sort of a wild card because I know she felt that I betrayed her. Ill guess that shell vote for Justin though, based on how we ended things.

Memphis- Justin. Hes bitter that I was gonna evict him if it came to a tie the week he was nominated and I was HoH. I doubt he will forgive me for my ‘betrayal’ of the dingo alliance.

Angie- ME. She’s a panda and we were/are very tight. Justin lied to her.

Natalie- I think this will surprise Justin, but I think shell vote for me. Me and her are friends. Even though I wanted her evicted over angie, she knows that was just strategy.

Britney- You will vote for me. I know you think he worked harder, but I don’t see it that way. The only things he worked harder at were competitions and he doesn’t really have a huge advantage on me there. 4 to 2. So even though you like me more, your basing your vote on who played the game the best and I definitely did that.

Rachel- Rachel will vote for me. We are fantastic friends and beyond that I doubt she respects Justins sneaky, power jumping type of gameplay

Michele- Id love to say Michele will shock the world and throw a vote my way, but I think she respects different types of things that I do. I think shell vote for the person who won more competitions. Justin.

Great questions Britney, and here is a tribute to the alliance that shoulda been- Fievel Mousekewitz and Tiger:



Tigers(me) reaction to Fievel(you) getting evicted from the warzone game

[Britney Haynes]

Thanks so much Enzo <3

That alliance MUST happen some day!