Season 5 Episodes

[Chelsbot]

Week 1

Houseguests: Angie Swindell, Annie Whittington, April Dowling, Britney Haynes, Enzo Palumbo, Eric Ouellette, Holly King, Justin Giovinco, Marvin Latimer, Robert "Memphis" Garrett, Michele Noonan, Natalie Martinez, Rachel Reilly, Sharon Obermueller


It was time for the anticipated fifth season of Big Brother Warzone to begin. 14 brand new houseguests entered the house knowing that only one of them would make it out alive. As they entered the house, the houseguests began to size each other and formulate strategies for winning the half million dollar prize.

Britney: Oh mah gahd, yall! The house is lahyk so much smawler than I imajined! I have been watching BB: Warzone, for the last four seasons, at home in my living room, and now I am actually here! I can't believe it!

When I first entered the house I was a little puzzled. I deliberately remember asking the producers for my own bedroom. And, I don't see it. I have also thought of a couple other things that I need, since my stay in the Big Brother House will be exceptionally long, OBVI!

*pulls pink paper out of pocket and begins reading*

THE LIST
I want my own Bedroom that HAS to be bigger than the HOH room.
I want my bedroom to have it's own bathroom, and it's own cabana room!
I want my own 60 inch Flat screen TV, that has access to ALL of the rooms, including the Diary Room, and also has sound. This is so I can know what is going on all the time, duh.
I also need to be HOH every week so I can nominate who I want, so that anyone I don't like can go home.

Rachel: So here I am .. in Big Brother: Warzone 5. Let me just first say that I'm so, so excited to be participating in this competition. I've heard all the talk about this series and that it's nothing but the best. I know for a fact that this game is going to live up to its dramatic and over the top reputation this season, and I for one hope it does. There's nothing like a little drama to spice up a game, and I'm sure this one will have a surplus of it pouring in from every which direction possible.

Angie: So I made it into the Warzone house! I'm pumped and ready to get this thing rolling. I've had a chance to talk to most of the people in the house and everyone seems really friendly. However, that is obviously going to change. When it does, I want to be in a good position. Going into the game, I just want people to like me. If people like you, people don't want to get rid of you. They don't have a reason to get rid of you because in their eyes, you could potentially be of use later on. That's what I want. That's what I want from every single person.

Marvin: I am not exactly thrilled with the prospect of having to deal with most of these people, but I suppose it is necessary. From my understanding, the best way to excel at Big Brother is to be monstrously social. And although I have not been nearly as social as a few, I have definitely done more than most.

As the houseguests began to form impressions of each other, April unknowingly found herself out of most of the houseguests' good graces.

April (to Michele): Do you like Katie Gallagher from Survivor? We should work together, Katie fans unite!

Michele: Oh my god what a trainwreck. She's like "OMG I love Katie Gallagher! Let's make a Katie fans alliance!" Like wtf? I just met her. But anyway of course I said yes because saying no makes me her target. But I won't be putting my trust in her because she probably has an alliance with everyone and thinks she's being sneaky about it.

Sharon: April's the type of dumb bitch that you take to the finals for an easy win. She is probably the most annoying player in the game at this point, and I can barely stand talking to her. Every goddamn second it's <3 <3 <3 with her, like it's fucking rainbows everywhere... YOU'RE FUCKING HIGH OFF YOUR ASS! I could go far with her as she is the type of person who would probably be loyal, if she doesn't get on my nerves.

Britney: There's one person I don't like. *disgustingly glares at the camera* APRIL!

I was really excited to talk to her, at first she seemed super sweet and then 5 mins into our convo she started making these absurd, derogatory, homophobic comments! I couldn't believe it! My mouth like dropped to the floor!

April: A blondes alliance would actually be fun to watch! Unlike the BriGAYde AKA fag alliance. I think the Brigade are all closet gays. -_-

Britney: I wanted to like smack her upside the head! How dare she! Doesn't she know that like 95% of the peeps in this game are gay!? This ignorant bitch has another thing coming to her! I didn't say anything to her, and kind of just moved the conversation along, cause I didn't want to start drama on Day 1. Like, even before the first HOH, could you imagine!? But, if she says something again, I'm not going to put up with it. Even if she is joking, it's still not appropriate to say, you know?

April was quick to create an alliance with all the blondes in the house, Holly excluded.

April: My goal is myself, Sharon and Britney to the Final Three. Holly is not in the Buxom Blondes alliance because we all think she is too loose-lipped.

Sharon: April went and talked to Britney and made an alliance with the two of us called "The Buxom Blondes." Me and Brit decided it couldn't hurt and would give us her vote and any info she got, so we are rolling with it right now.

Britney: This moron comes up with the idea that all of the blonde girls in the game should team up and form a "Blonde Alliance." Honestly, how dumb is this bitch! April is just so tacky and cheap. Honestly, since our pics are together on the memory wall, she looks like a 40 year old cougar that got 20 plastic surgeries to look like me! And what is up with her chin!? It's like SO LARGE! It just hangs from her fang tooth mouth. OMG! She looks like Jay Leno with make-up and a wig!

No! No! Even better! I'm going to start calling her APE-pril, cause she looks like some fugly monkey that was hit with a shovel!

My strategy is just going to be me being nice to her (fugly) face. There is a chance she could become HOH, who knows! And I don't want to start any sort of drama.

Oh, my last thing added to The List: I want APE-pril to go into Pandora's Box, and never come out!

The "Buxom Blondes" alliance wasn't the only alliance in the house. Enzo formed an early alliance with Memphis...

Enzo (to Memphis): Me and you need a gang name.
Memphis: I thought you said Gang Bang...
Enzo: We could be the bench pressers. That's a really good intimidating one. Or the dingos that ate the baby.
Memphis: Wait, why are we in a gang? ^_^
Enzo: Us being the biggest badasses in the cast, I think it'd be a disappointment for everyone if we didn't start a gang.

Enzo: First thing I did was form an alliance (or gang as we called it) with me and Memphis! It is called, check it, The dingos that ate a baby. He is really into it. The dingos that ate a baby (I'll start calling it DTAB or the dingos for short) are crucial cuz i have a sixth sense for people who are good at competitions and i think homey Memphis is for sure.

However, Enzo's true loyalty was with a redhead with a laugh from another planet. He and Rachel formed a tight alliance and added Natalie as a third.

Enzo: The dingos isn't my primary alliance. That would be with Rachel and Natalie (we don't have a nickname......yet.) Think of the hottest girl you can think of.......

..........

(waits for it)

Did you say Megan Fox? Cuz if you did go ahead and slide her down to your number 2 spot and put Rachel there. She's the perfect lil blend of looks and charm and kindness that people write poems about. Try to talk to her and not enjoy it. DARE YOU.

Rachel: Oh, Enzo! I love Enzo! He was probably one of my two favorites when we spoke and I know that if he maybe actually wins competitions that we could align and be an amazing duo. He's just really outgoing and our personalities seemed to mesh really well when we spoke to one another.

My main allegiance in this game lies with Natalie and Enzo. I trust them the most, and if it came down to it, I’d pick them over anyone else. Natalie and I are pretty much the self-proclaimed HBICs of this game and Enzo is a funny character and I have that feeling of safety and trust with him whenever we talk. I mean, if you can find that in a game, then you need to hold onto it and not let it go, because it’s hard to find, and that’s 100% truth.

Enzo: If you think hey here's another dumbass who's bound to get caught up in too many alliances and get evicted, I THINK YOU'RE WRONG! I haven't offered or taken any alliance offers which is the way you have to do it. If someone calls me out I'll be like yo if I've offered you an alliance just go ahead and speak up. And I know Memphis and Natalie and Rachel wouldn't, so I'm golden.

The first HOH competition was called "Bombs Away!" In this game, the houseguests would "attack" each other with various explosive devices. Each houseguest was given 100 HP. At every 15 minute interval, 3 bombs were up for grabs: a C-4 bomb which took 20 HP from the person it was used on, dynamite which took 10 HP, and a hand grenade which took 5 HP. The last houseguest standing would win HOH.

Sharon decided to stay up for hours to win the competition. She claimed the C-4 bomb almost every time and wiped out her opponents, easily winning HOH.

Britney: So during the HOH we had the decision to either stay up all night and continue to blow shit up, or go to bed. I, like any normal or sane person, chose to go to bed. Sharon is like fucked up in the head. I don't know if gurlfriend got some pent up anger she needed to get out and the cure for that was to blow people to smithereens, or what! But, she ended up staying up ALL NIGHT in the hopes to win HOH.

Natalie: Sharon, what are you thinking?! Why on earth did you want first HoH so bad? I'm intrigued. Going all out for first HoH is never a good thing, the target on her back is now huge, she's shown how strong a competitor she is and now I want her gone, it's just a dumb, dumb move.

Rachel: What really puzzles me right now is why on earth would Sharon want Head of Household so badly? Is this girl crazy? She's made herself a huge target so early on in the game. She, like, stayed up so late, all night, just to get everyone out so she'd win. That makes her the biggest competition threat in this game based on endurance alone. Girl needs to pump her breaks, take a breather, and focus on the big picture. Because right now, all I'm seeing is that she doesn't want to be a first boot. What? She wants to be the second? For some reason, I already have Natalie telling me that if she wins Head of Household next week, she's backdooring Sharon out of this house, and I'm sure others might be thinking and saying the same thing.

Holly: So, Sharon won HoH and I totally knew I was going up. She didn’t speak with me and I didn’t speak with her. I knew she was a bore when I saw her with those wretched split ends and horrid case of overuse of cheap make-up. *looks disgusted with her white bow that says Gucci*

After the HOH competition, a bomb was dropped on the houseguests... literally.

Chelsbot: There is one more element to this HOH. There is a ticking time bomb waiting to explode in the Big Brother house this season. As HOH, Sharon must hand this bomb to a houseguest other than herself. At the beginning of Week 2, the person holding the bomb will pass it along to another houseguest, who will then pass it to another houseguest at the beginning of Week 3, and so on. The bomb could go off at any minute, and when it happens, the person holding it could be out of the game.

Memphis: My first speculation is that when the bomb DOES go off, whoever is holding it has a 1-nominee eviction ceremony. And everyone gets to vote whether to SAVE or EVICT that person with the bomb. Just my guess. Also, I don't think it will go off in the first two rounds, but it depends whether bomb is an actually TIME BOMB and has a preset round to go off, or whether each round the host will roll a dice to see if it goes off. Only time will tell!

Sharon: I'll give the time bomb to Miss Michele.

Michele: I asked Sharon what she was thinking of doing with the bomb and she said she wanted to give it to me. She explained her reasoning and honestly I had the same thoughts as her. I've watched all the past seasons and there's always a secret basement, and always a different way to get to that basement. So I was convinced that whoever had the time bomb would get the clue. So yeah, that was a complete fail. Now I'm actually worried that Sharon won't believe me when I tell her that I didn't get the clue. I guess I can give her the bomb next week to prove it to her, but I don't want to risk it exploding on her.

At the nomination ceremony, Holly and Justin found themselves on the chopping block...

Sharon: I have nominated Holly because she hasn't made the effort to talk tot me. Justin, you are nice, but I really don't know much about you yet and that scares me.

Justin: Sharon nominated me next to Holly. Everyone is telling me that Holly will go home for sure. I'm still nervous though, anything can happen. So I hope to win the veto and make Sharon piss off a fourth houseguest. Hooray for having to work Week 1.

Britney: Oh mah gahd, yall! I am lahyk so uhpset with duuh nomuhneyshuns!

Sharon was a total beyotch! *glares* This bitch didn't even consult me with who she was going to nominate! How Greedy! She just made her decision her self.....RUDE! She ended up nominating Justin and Holly. Justin is a skank and I hate talking to him. Honestly, I might go have a conversation with a bush just because it is more entertaining than talking to Justin. So, I wasn't upset at all he got nominated. However, I was devastated that Holly got nominated! When she was nominated, there was no drama! She was like "I understand". YOU UNDERSTAND!?!?! You should be flipping chairs right now and throwing hot tea in Sharon's face! *sighs* I am hoping that Holly will win Veto. If she doesn't, I am afraid that she will be the first person evicted.

Holly: I was just waiting for everyone to console me and only person that did was Brit-Brit and honestly little by little I just was wanting to say let be fucking lesbian lovers but I just can’t see myself with Brit-Brit like that. I told Britney “Annie is such a competition whore and somewhat a force to be reckoned with.” I don’t know if she is one but you know put my target on someone else’s back is fine with me. We already know targets won’t look good on my bikini by Tommy Hilfiger. Ugh, Big Brother God please blesses this cast for total Holly Damnation.

Rachel: Spare me the sap story, Holly. I don't want to hear you whine about being up on the block. The girl was nowhere to be seen for the first few days, got nominated, and then now she actually talks to people in the house. I mean, um, really? ~GET A CLUE, BEYOTCH! You're up on that block for a reason... so don't come to me and be shedding these fake ass crocodile tears because all I'm doing right now is rolling my eyes and wanting you to go away. People end up where they are by their own actions, and this situation with Holly proves that. Holly, meet the nomination block. The nomination block, meet Holly. The end. Go cry somewhere else because your excuses are about as fake as my breasts.

The first Veto competition was called "A Race Against Time." The houseguests had to answer clues to open a series of locked safes containing puzzle pieces. The first houseguest to put the puzzle together correctly would win. Britney made quick work of the competition and won the first Veto of the season.

Holly: Well, the veto competition was a fucking doozy. I made it to box three and was pretty close to winning but then Britney just totally blew me out of the water. Anyway, I was rushing since I was wearing Leather pants and a bra. I know it is total retro glamor but I was feeling Retro. Then Big Brother told us that Brit won Power of Veto. *claps with my red pumps on * I should be safe since my bestie won POV.

And a plan was hatched to backdoor Annie out of the game...

Sharon: I let Britney have it. I got satisfaction knowing that I could have won, but it was better that I didn't so that I wouldn't seem like an even bigger threat. I was fine with Brit winning because it took less of a target off of my back, Granted I love being a target.

We decided to put up Annie because Britney said that Annie was a challenge whore and that Holly and her were tight. I want to break the pair up and nip Annie in the butt now before anything bad happens. I don't think Holly will win the HOH anyway. This week so far is going according to my plan, as long as Annie goes next week should be a breeze.

Britney: OH MAH GAWD, YALL! I Can't believe it!!!!

*waves veto in front of camera*

Who won the very first veto of the seasons!?!?!? THIS BITCH DID!!!!

OMG, it was soooo intense. Like, I'm sure that it was probably the hardest competition that this series has ever seen, AND I WON!

At this point, I'm deciding to use the veto on either Justin or Holly. I would MUCH rather save Holly, cause Justin smells and I'm actually really good friends with Holly. However, a lot of people are pushing me to take Justin off the block.

You see, before the Veto competition began, I tried to come up with a way to save Holly. And I did that by throwing Annie under the bus. Holly mentioned to me that she was sure she had Annie's vote, so I went and told Sharon. Sharon got thinking that Annie and Holly were a pair and needed to be split up. I told Sharon that Annie was probably a bigger competition threat than Holly was, so Annie should be backdoored.

At the Veto ceremony, Holly felt the sting of betrayal as her friend Britney kept her on the chopping block...

Britney: I have decided to USE the Veto on... JUSTIN! *purrs* Sharon, since I have saved one of your nominees, you must now like replace them!

Sharon: Hey guys, after talking with a few of you I've decided to put Annie up on the block. Nothing personal, you're a nice girl.

Holly: I really thought Brit-Brit was my friend but the relationship is not strong enough nor true enough. She says “She doesn’t want to step on people toes” Bitch, your toes already look like they've been stepped on and worse-- like they've been gnawed on. I truly can’t fathom being voted out over Annie, but who knows? Time to plan; what outfit am I going to wear for eviction night?

Annie: Britney used her Veto on Justin and Sharon put me up as a replacement. I'm thinking what the fuck is with that bitch, what the fuck did I do to become her target? I feel like Orphan Annie, and I hope the sun will come out tomorrow.

Eric: This week went from cool to UGH in the .5 seconds it took Britney to choose to use the veto. I can't believe she saved Justin. Why? Like seriously. Why? I just don't understand. Who did she talk to that wanted to save him and then have Annie put up?

Unfortunately I'm going to have to go and vote to evict Holly. I'm sure it will bite me if she stays but I think I owe it to Annie. She's had a rough start but she's been trying. I told Holly I wish Justin had stayed on the block because this is a completely different situation. I don't want to see her go but I want Annie to stay more. It blows. Hardcore.

And behind Sharon's back, the houseguests schemed to keep Annie in the game and thwart her plans...

Natalie: Why backdoor Annie? She's hardly a threat and is quite quiet, it makes no sense. So while Rachel and i where finishing off a bottle of wine in the backyard she spilled her mind and thoughts to me.

Sharon, Britney and Holly = alliance. But why didn't Britney take Holly off the block? Simple. Don't want to out alliances, so you set up a backdoor in the hope Holly will be safe, it's a risky move but a clever ploy to hide allegiances. But what these bitches need to remember is that Rachel and myself are the HBICs, nothing gets past us. So we plan to derail this plan.

We need 6 votes to evict Holly. We have, me, her, Enzo, Michele and Justin, that's 5. We need a 6th.

Rachel: When I told Sharon that I’d be fine with voting out Annie, that was a spur of the moment response as I was glad that it wasn’t me or an immediate ally of mine. However, now that I’ve had time to ponder of it, Annie going would probably be the worst case scenario. Annie cannot leave this round. She just can’t.

To make sure that Annie stayed in the game, I had to make sure she had the votes. 6 votes needed to be cast in favor of Annie, so I had to get those. My fellow HBIC, Natalie, and I grouped together to get this done. We pretty much scored Enzo and Eric, and then we brought Michele into the mix because Michele and I were the ones that pretty much felt weary about this whole Britney/Holly/Sharon thing. So with that being done and set in stone, we officially had 5 votes, and then we only needed one more. We had then heard that Marvin was keeping Annie in the house too, which pretty much cemented Annie staying, and Holly going. Sorry, girl. ~LOOKS LIKE YOUR TIME’S UP!

Britney:Obviously in hindsight....I should have removed Holly.

The plan was to evict Annie until everyone started changing their mind. As soon as Justin came off the block everyone was like "Welll...... I mean I don't really care....but......I'm voting for Holly I think". I was soooo pissed! I really felt like I kind of got screwed over because I listened to other people and didn't do what I wanted to do.

It sucks! I'm taking it as a lesson though, from now on I'm not going to listen to any of these bitchez!!!! I'm going to do what I want!

In the end, Justin and April voted to evict Annie. The rest of the votes went to evict Holly, making her the first person to leave the game.

[Chelsbot]

Week 2

Houseguests: Angie Swindell, Annie Whittington, April Dowling, Britney Haynes, Enzo Palumbo, Eric Ouellette, Justin Giovinco, Marvin Latimer, Robert "Memphis" Garrett, Michele Noonan, Natalie Martinez, Rachel Reilly, Sharon Obermueller


After Holly's eviction, Britney regretted honoring the house's wishes instead of doing what she wanted for herself...

Britney: *starts crying*

My home gurl, Hollers, is gone. *starts wailing* It's so sad. We shared a bed in the jungle room, and now, I will have no one to share it with.

The plan was to backdoor Annie. Everyone was fine with it, Annie was going up and then we were all going to vote her out. But then after Justin comes off the block, everyone was like:::

"Yeahhhh......about that....ummm.....ahhhhh...yeah, I think....I think I might vote Holly, okay? Okay bai! *runs away*"

I bet everyone is at home right now screaming at the TV and saying "OMG, that girl Britney, well shes soo beautiful, talented, fabulous, totally wanna be her, but GAWD! That girl has NO brain! Shes so, like, stupid and stuff!" I know, I should have use the veto on Holly and saved her, but I didn't and now shes gone. Basically, I just personally eliminated my own ally.....lolz what an UGHMAZING move!

As one of only 2 votes to keep Holly in the house, April was disappointed but still optimistic about her chances in the game...

April: So, Week 1 went completely NOT as expected. The house rebelled against Sharon and evicted Holly. Although I can't say I'm too upset that Holly is gone due to the fact that she is a loose cannon, I wanted Holly to stay in the house because I would be able to easily control her if Annie was evicted. Oh well, it's on to Week 2, I don't think anyone thinks I was one of the mystery votes anyway(except Brit-Brit and Sharon of course <3<3) Buxom Blondes for the win.

The majority of the house was happy that Sharon's plans had been thwarted and Holly was out of the game...

Annie: I guess everyone really didn't want to follow how Sharon wanted the vote to go. I heard from Memphis that he actually was acting as if he was campaigning against me when it was the opposite. Anyways, it all turned out good and now the people who were going after me, or tried to get the others to hop on the train ...well they just didn't want to ride it. Goes to show, I didn't even have to campaign because Sharon was being so dang controlling last round, she rubbed people the wrong way.

Justin: Sharon is an idiot. Hello, you can't just backdoor people and expect it to go your way. #1 we don't know you, so you have no trust in us. #2 you have no vote, therefore no real say. We don't have to do what you say, I played your 'vote this way' game and I still got Holly out. That's pimpin', you are just here for the ride.

Rachel: Holly is gone from the game! Pretty freaking amazing if you ask me. With only 2 votes cast to keep Holly, I knew that I’d have to tell the truth to Sharon. There was no point in lying and maybe she’d respect the honesty and all would be okay. I pretty much told Sharon that I changed my vote because of Britney when she told me that the house was in favor of keeping Annie over Holly. I figured that would look like my vote change was inspired instead of thought up on its own. Luckily, that’s exactly what happened and Sharon told me that she believes she can trust me because I was the first person that confessed to changing my vote and keeping Annie in the game. ~ROFLMAO. God, if only she knew how bad I’m playing her and it was Natalie and I that kept Annie in this game. It's amazing how some people can be so easily played in the game of Big Brother.

Meanwhile, Rachel began to weave a web of alliances...

Rachel: I’m finally in an alliance with Sharon and Britney. Sharon proposed the idea of an alliance between myself, her, Britney, and Michele. I of ‘course accepted it. Michele and I are already kind of with Natalie, but I figure that if Michele and I can play "alliance" with Sharon and Britney, then we’ll be in a good position in the game. So right now, I’m officially in three alliances in this game: Me/Natalie/Enzo, Me/Natalie/Michele, and Me/Sharon/Britney/Michele. All pretty good alliances. I’m sitting pretty right now, but we’ll have to see how long it lasts! Hopefully for a very, very long time.

Before the HOH competition, Michele had the responsibility of handing her ticking time bomb to a houseguest of her choice...

Michele: *hands bomb to Memphis* Good luck
Memphis: *shakes the bomb to hear what's inside*

Memphis: So, at first, I was slightly peeved that Michele gave me the Time Bomb. Inside, I thought, "What a ####!"... I was slightly concerned for a moment- But then, I grew to like this little thing.

*Memphis cuddles with Time Bomb* *insert romantic music*

I realized I could use this as a tool. First off, with this in hand, people are less likely to want to nominate me. Because then I'll just throw the bomb at them next. *Memphis grins* It's almost like an Immunity from getting nominated, I think. Thanks Michele for the bomb! *Hugs it tightly*

Also, I am beginning to suspect there *could* be something good in here. I mean, why not? If someone got eliminated from the Time Bomb, it'd be, rather, I don't know, odd. But my guess is it's intention is to cause friction between the players, but in the end, it may be something good (perhaps it's the Final HOH inside ). As with many things, only time will tell!

Michele (to Memphis): Sorry about passing it to you...
Memphis: No hard feelings... unless it explodes... :-P
Michele: Good luck. I'm surprised there's not a benefit to it. I thought I'd get a clue or something. But nope, it just sucks.
Memphis: I thought *maybe* I'd get a chance to do the secret basement but I guess not XD...
Michele: The message says it COULD eliminate the person. So like maybe if you pass a task or some clues you get a prize, if not you're out?
Memphis: I had a theory maybe when it explodes the person wins the Final HOH. Aka, it won't explode until final 3.
Michele: That would be crazy. I would laugh if it never exploded and was just there to cause paranoia.
Memphis: That's what I think it could be :-P I am considering starting a showmance with the Time Bomb...
Michele: Doesn't seem like a good thing to get attached to. For one, you have to give it up, for another... its gonna blow up someday :-P

The HOH competition was called “Capture the Flag.” Each Houseguest designed a personal battle flag to place in a fort. The last Houseguest to have their flag captured would win. The competition came down to Eric vs. Justin, but in the end it was Justin who claimed the HOH title.

With Justin in power, he set his sights on getting revenge on Sharon. Now he just needed a pawn to ensure her eviction...

Justin (to Angie): Hey, I need to talk to you. Who do you think is the biggest threat in our house?
Angie: Uhhhhh. Well, if we were to go on challenges alone I'd probably say Sharon because she was such a trooper during the first HOH.
Justin: So if Sharon would to go up you think the house as a whole would evict her?
Angie: I think she would go simply because she put herself out there last week.
Justin: My only issue is that I need a pawn. And I have three options and I thought of you as one of them.
Angie: Well, could I ask very nicely to not be one of the options? XD I just don't feel comfortable with it. D:
Justin: I know. Ugh, I wish I hated someone. Cause I have like no one to put up with her.

Angie: So Justin tells me today that he wants Sharon to go home but that he needs a pawn. He then tells me that he has three possible choices and I'm one of them. I will be honest here, I wasn't expecting that.

I'm just frustrated right now that I could be going up on the block in the second round of this game. I know I'm a "pawn", but that doesn't mean anything to me in this game. I'm still on the block, I was still an expendable person in the mind of the HOH, and the fact that Justin has even considered putting me on the block makes me angry.

And at the nomination ceremony, Justin followed through with his plan...

Justin: I have nominated Angie and Sharon for eviction. Angie, we haven't gotten to know one another yet, so I hope this helps you come out of your 'shell' this week. Sharon, no hard feelings, but you put me up last week.

Angie: I'm not mad that I'm on the block, I'm just upset. It's just frustrating because I'm enjoying myself and I feel like I have a good relationship with multiple people in the house. I want to stay so badly, and it's just upsetting to be on the block so early.

One thing that did piss me off though was..."hopefully this will make you come out of your 'shell'". My shell? I don't have a shell. I've been talking to people as much as I can, so...fuck off. : )

As a reward for both having been saved by the Veto and having won a competition, Justin was given a clue to a secret basement. After entering the basement, Justin was then allowed to open one of 3 safes. He then had to follow a series of clues to win a secret power. He won the military coup power, which was good for any of the next 3 evictions. He could overthrow the HOH and change one or both of the nominations.

Justin: Hooray, I am so excited I completed all of that. I think that I just convinced myself that I'm smarter than I thought. Every season people have had some type of help in getting basement powers yet I did it all by myself WHILE FREAKING OUT. So, I'm pretty sure I will beat Sharon in this game. What's amazing is I feel like this is the most powerful power.

Word of Justin's secret power quickly spread around the house...

Natalie (to Rachel): Well I have JUICY info when you're ready.
Rachel: Spill. <3
Natalie: Someone has the military coup.
Rachel: Excuse me? How? If Justin has it, I quit.
Natalie: Bye then
Rachel: When you get HOH do you get into the basement?
Natalie: Gotta do 2 of the following: win HOH, Veto, be vetoed, or survive eviction.
Rachel: Wow, so fucking gay.
Natalie: Wow, so fucking homophobic.
Rachel: Not. I love the gays. So be quiet.
Natalie: No.
Rachel: YES. DON'T BE MAD AT ME. I'M EMOTIONAL. I want Justin gone.

Rachel: Natalie told me that she had something BIG to tell me, and I was immediately interested. She began by telling me that someone in the house found the basement and got a prize. My initial reaction was a blank stare, following by the rolling of my eyes. Like, excuse me? How did someone get into the freaking basement before me?

Natalie then went on to let me know that ~FREAKING JUSTIN HAS THE COUP D’ETAT. Um, like, are you kidding me right now? Is this really happening? It’s so unfair! How can someone like Justin get the Coup D’Etat. The thought that there’s only 2 safe’s left in the basement just makes my stomach go into knots, it makes me feel like there’s a ticking clock and I need to speed this up and fast. This whole thing also makes it a 100% priority that Sharon doesn’t win Power of Veto, or she’ll get access to the basement. No hard feelings towards her, but I want to a prize and I’d rather hold it myself.

I wanted to tell everyone and wanted to paint the target big and red on Justin’s back, but I was sworn to secrecy by Natalie and I’m keeping my word to her that I won’t tell. However, I did tell Enzo, and that’s because that I trust him just as much as her. He won’t tell anyone, I know he won’t.

Justin used his newfound power to create a new alliance. He formed a foursome with Britney, Memphis and Rachel.

Memphis: So, when I see Justin today, after a bit of touching here and there, he drops an unexpected proposal. He asks me to be in an alliance with both him, Britney, and Rachel. After talking with Rachel and Britney, Britney seems a bit fake about it. I don't trust her intentions are truly to this gang.

Britney: Justin told me today that THERE IS A BASEMENT! That's right, a basement bitchez! Justin also said he wants to make an alliance! Which, is hella good for me, because that means that I won't have to worry about being the replacement nominee if one of the two nominees come off the block! He also said that he wants to bring two or three other people into our alliance. I suggested Rachel. I also mentioned to Justin about bringing Memphis into our alliance. Memphis is really annoying, and kind of fat, but, like he possesses the bomb! So, what person better person to make an alliance with!?

Rachel was quick to fill her ally Natalie in with the details of this new alliance...

Rachel (to Natalie): Mmk. Another alliance was made. Justin asked Britney for an alliance and who to bring in. And Britney said me! So we're all three aligned. And he wants to bring Memphis in as a fourth.
Natalie: Britney is playing everyone.
Rachel: I know. But you can't say anything. This is inside INFORMATION.
Natalie: We are gossip girls.
Rachel: People are so stupid telling us shit.

Natalie: Rachel and I seriously are running this game. First I find out about the coup and now she is outing alliances. Britney and Sharon are tight as I expected, Rachel found this out when her and Michele, the other HBIC, where asked to join the 2 of them, obviously they said yes for info and the dumb bitches believed it, so now we'll know the in's and out's of those 2. Also, Britney is basically playing everyone, she offered Justin an alliance as well, with Rachel and Memphis and Rachel is working all this, feeding the info back to me and then I can deal with it. Great alliance? Just about the best!

Rachel: Britney came to me with a proposition. Brit told me that Justin wanted to make an alliance with her and maybe one or two others. Britney quickly offered me up and he took the bait and agreed. Britney also told me that Justin wanted Memphis in the alliance and just his name made me gag. I don’t like Memphis. I think he’s annoying. “O___O ^_^ O___O ^_^ O___O ^_^” ~SHUT UP, THANKS. Anyways. With Britney suggesting me to Justin to be in the alliance I feel that she was looking out for me and had my best interest in mind. And for that, I definitely am starting to trust and like her so much more than I did at first. I still know that she’s super social and probably has a good deal of alliances, but she had my back this time, so I trust her a lot more.

The Veto competition was called "Now You're Talking!" The houseguests had to put together tile puzzles to reveal quotes taken from past Big Brother houseguests. After a close battle, Memphis was announced the winner.

Desperate to save herself, Sharon decided to throw her allies under the bus...

Memphis: Can I tell you who I think you're working with? :-P If I'm right it doesn't hurt you cuz I'm not going after any of you. If I'm wrong then I'm just stupid.
Sharon: I'll confirm it if you guess right...
Memphis: Britney and April.
Sharon: You got one of my two closest allies right... If you keep me this week then I will have enough to stay I believe. How many votes are needed to stay? 6?
Memphis: You think you already have five?
Sharon: I am pretty sure I have 4. You would be 5. I think Enzo and Natalie and Marvin could be swayed to keep me if things played out well though...

Memphis: By process of elimination, Sharon basically said, "Oh, I'm aligned with Britney, Michele, April and Rachel, hehehehe, and one or more of them suggested I nominate you! Oh, hehehehehe!" ... Thanks Sharon for the info! ^_^

Rachel: Sharon was wallowing and felt hopeless. I mean, we could get easily get her the votes to stay in this game. She would have had myself, Britney, Michele, April, and Enzo. That’s 5. All she would have needed after that is one more person and she would have survived and continued to play this game. But guess what? Sharon goes to Memphis and outs/confirms the 4-girl alliance of myself, her, Britney and Michele. ~WRONG MOVE, BEYOTCH!

I know more than anything, that I want Sharon out of this house for being a backstabber. Memphis approaches me about what Sharon has said and I knew it was the perfect chance to really do the damage control that I needed to do. I basically told Memphis that the girl alliance that Sharon admitted to being in was never a solidified alliance and we all weren’t super chummy with one another. I think his main concern was what the whole deal was with the alliance that was just made between him/myself/Britney/Justin. I told him that Britney and I were 100% dedicated to that alliance.

After all the drama that went down, I went straight to Britney and Michele and told them about what Sharon did. Britney and Michele pretty much reacted the same as me. Sharon didn’t think about anyone BUT HERSELF. The girl is dumb. Sharon has absolutely no chance this week for eviction. She’s done.

Britney: I AM SO BEYOND PISSED! BED, BATH AND BEYOND PISSED!!!!

Once Memphis won Veto, the beast in Sharon awoke!

Sharon, stupidly decides to go tell Memphis about every fucking alliance she is in! In the hopes that by telling him he would save her with the veto!?!?! Like, wheres the fucking logic in that!?

Here is a reenactment::::

Sharon: OMG, Like, hai Memphy *unbuttons shirt to show cleavage (or lack there of)*
Memphis: Hi, Sharon ^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^
Sharon: Omg, like, ahahahaha, if you veto me, ahahaha, Ill like tell you who all of my allies are"
Memphis: No, I don't really care.
Sharon: Sure, you do! Silly!
Memphis: No
Sharon: well, Ill tell you anyways, okay like I'm so in an alliance with Rachel and like Britney, but like, they're so much prettier than me, so I am starting to feel inadequate. So, like, tehe, I'm like totally going to throw them under the bus to save myself!
Memphis: Meh, Im not using the veto on you.

*Sharon runs back to Rachel*

Sharon: oh no Rachel, Memphy totally knows about our alliance!
Rachel: *provides viewers with a glamorous hair flip* WTF? How did he fucking find out, beyotch?
Sharon: Oh....like, I totally told him BY MISTAKE!

BY MISTAKE!?! You can't just TELL everyone about an alliance BY MISTAKE!

I can't believe that Sharon would throw us all under the bus to save herself! WHAT A WHORE! I'm just ready for this whore-face, Sharon, to leave so I can start over with a new and BETTER alliance!

Michele: LOLPWNT @ Sharon. You just dug your grave bitch. What a fucktard. Strategy tip: Throwing all of your 1000 alliances under the bus is even stupider than when you made your 1000 alliance Night 1. I can't wait to see her go. And I want to make sure the whole house realizes she's a deceptive bitch before she leaves. I don't really care if she realizes I hate her and throws me under the bus because everything I said to her was a lie anyway. gtfo kthx.

Memphis: I was able to get Sharon to confess who her alliance was. And I used this info to the best of my advantage. I've told three people I am close to and trust, Annie, Enzo and Justin, about this information, and asked them all to keep it secret. Will they keep it secret? Who knows. I don't care, although, I do need to somehow let Eric and Marvin know about what is going on.

However, Rachel was honest with me, and to the best of my knowledge, didn't tell Sharon about the Justin-Rachel-Britney-Memphis alliance. This suggests Rachel's loyalty is with us. =) This makes me pleased.

So now, what the hell do I do? Do I leave the nominations the same? What if Sharon pulls something over and kicks Angie out? Their alliance will be strong and I'll be on the chopping block. If me and Justin are on the block together, we're toast! This is not good. I want to see if I can convince Justin to let me veto Angie, and put up April or Michele in her place. Let's see what happens...

At the Veto ceremony, Memphis chose to honor his ally Justin's decision...

Memphis: I'll make this short and simple. I've decided to not use the Power of Veto.
Britney: Good luck Angie. <3
Annie: Good luck Angie!
Michele: Bye Sharon.
Sharon: Bunch of lying bitches, I don't know what the hell I did to you guys.

Annie: After the challenge was over and Memphis was announced the winner, Sharon was all up in his grill. She apparently went to him and told him there was a strong girl alliance of her, Michele, April, Brit and Rachel. When I saw Rachel's name involved I knew right then she would want nothing to do with those mean girls. I was right, Memphis went to her with that info and she was furious. I asked her how she wants to vote and she said "I'm voting that bitch out" Sharon dug her own grave, now she can take her journey 6 ft under because that is where she is going.

Sharon wonders why everyone doesn't like her. Well she came on way too strong and made herself look like a total ass the way she went on a rampage going after me. She asks us what we did to her? Um Sharon you dumb blonde bimbo, look in the mirror. You are a witch...and you deserve everything that is coming to you. I finally got that stupid Annie song out of my head and now I am humming Ding Dong the Witch is Gone

At the eviction, April cast a sympathy vote for her fellow Buxom Blonde. But everyone else voted to get rid of Sharon, making her the second casualty of war.

[Chelsbot]

Week 3

Houseguests: Angie Swindell, Annie Whittington, April Dowling, Britney Haynes, Enzo Palumbo, Eric Ouellette, Justin Giovinco, Marvin Latimer, Robert "Memphis" Garrett, Michele Noonan, Natalie Martinez, Rachel Reilly


Three weeks into the game, Rachel was quickly cementing her position as the queen of the Warzone house. She was the center of almost every alliance in the house and a good number of her housemates had fallen for her charms.

Enzo: I went to the doctor today and he told me that there was something in my heart that wasn't usual. He also said he can't remove it. I asked why and he explained that because if he removed it I WOULDN'T BE LIVING. That something in my heart is Rachel. <33333.

Britney: I really like Rachel, like, she hates the same people I hate, and she likes the same people I like. And we have very similar personalities. Like, we're both really above anyone else in this game. There are a lot of trashy borewhores here, and it's nice to talk to someone who isn't.

Annie: Of all the girls, I love Rachel, she is so nice and sweet and we happen to get along together well. She's someone I would love to approach for an alliance.

Even Marvin, who had been practically invisible up to this point, had developed an infatuation with Rachel...

Marvin (to Rachel): Sorry, I get so nervous around you. Sometimes I can't even talk straight.
Rachel (sarcastically): You're so full of it.
Marvin: Full of adoration.
Rachel: Full. of. crap.
Marvin: We are the best showmance ever.
Rachel: Yeah, there's nothing like Sexual Chocolate and a Ginger Cocktail.
Marvin: I just get so nervous around cool, cute girls like you.
Rachel: Lord. All these little compliments. They'd be more effective if you weren't drunk.
Marvin: Ehhh..... I honestly have a crush on you.. You are really cool.

Rachel: Who's idea was it to allow Marvin to play this game, anyways? The guy is a total creep. I admit, that I found him sort of witty and intelligent the first couple of days, but now that we've been in this game a little longer .. he's really starting to show his true colors. He's an alcoholic. Nothing more, nothing less. You may be referred to as the "Sexual Chocolate", but what you have to offer, is not what I want. Okay? Next.

Before the HOH competition, Memphis was instructed to pass the ticking time bomb to another houseguest. Michele feared he might retaliate by tossing it back in her direction, but luckily Memphis chose to give the bomb to Marvin, who had not done much in the game.

Michele: Going into the HoH the first matter of business was for Memphis to give up the bomb. He kept hinting to me that maybe if you get it twice you'll get a clue to the basement. But honestly I don't think that will happen and it's getting to the point where it could realistically explode at any minute. So apparently Marvin ASKED for the bomb (not sure what the logic was) and Memphis gave it to him. Yay!

The HOH competition was the famous "Chelsbot's Feud." The houseguests were divided into 2 teams and faced off in a Family Feud-style game based on a survey they had filled out about their housemates. The winning team would go on to play a Fast Money round. The houseguests would be given 5 categories and would be awarded points based on how many houseguests provided that answer. The winner of Fast Money would be the new HOH. At the end of the game, Memphis walked away with the HOH key.

Justin: Memphis won HOH!!!!! This means I'm safe this week, my Coup will make it another week, and Memphis gets a clue to a safe in the basement. This is an amazing week. I don't know what Memphis will do, but he is letting me strategize with him about it, so I feel like anytime one of us wins, we both make the decisions. Awesome to know although I will be okay with whatever he decides.

Annie: I was surprised I was chosen on a couple categories,Sweetest and Most Trustworthy which was very nice to see. Last week, I felt like the orphan so getting love like that made me feel much love. Anyways, Memphis turned out to be victorious and won!!! ;D I was very happy to see he has control this week.

Angie: The Head of Household competition was so fun! I didn't even care that our team didn't win, it was fun! It was neat seeing what all of the survey answers were and some of them were very telling. It looks like people are more suspicious and worried about Britney than one would have thought in the first round of this game. Potential target in the future? Who knows, but if that were me, I wouldn't be flattered. I feel like I'm in a pretty good place in the house right now. Coming off the block and having some decent survey answers and avoiding the debatable ones, I feel pretty good. I just need to keep doing what I'm doing (socializing, being amazing) and hopefully I will keep the target off my back for the next few weeks.

Rachel: Memphis and I racked up the most points, but at the end, I lost by 2 and Memphis garnered the victory. So disappointing, right? I felt like kicking myself repeatedly because I was so close to getting the HOH. With Memphis winning this Head of Household, it means that he’ll be getting into the basement, but it also might mean I’ll be safe from nominations this week. He did say that everyone on his team wouldn’t be nominated if he won, and he did, so? Looks like I might survive another week in this house! However, not only that, but that Britney/Justin/Memphis alliance I’m also in has proved to be beneficial these past two rounds. I think that while being in this alliance, I just might last a little longer in this game than I could have without it? Just a guess.

Memphis: F*ck yes! I am large and in-charge. But, I'm not power hungry. I have my closest ally, Justin. Who is also in our four-way alliance with Britney and Rachel. I also trust Annie and am in a side alliance with Enzo. Great, eh? At the HoH competition, I made a pact with my team that I wouldn't nominate them if I won HoH. This only leaves me a few options: Marvin (who I gave the Bomb too), Angie, Eric, and April.

For having won 2 competitions, Memphis received a clue to the basement. He worked his way through the clues to claim the second power of the season: the power of sabotage. This power allowed him to become the Big Brother Saboteur for one week. As the Saboteur, he had five options to sabotage the house, but he would only be allowed to choose 3 of the 5. He could change the Veto so that the winner chose the replacement instead of the HOH, he could cancel the Veto competition altogether, he could sit a houseguest out of HOH, he could sit a houseguest out of the Veto but it would have to be a different person than who he sat out of HOH, and finally, he could nominate a third houseguest after the nomination ceremony. If he chose the final option, he could not cancel the Veto.

At the nomination ceremony, Memphis nominated two of the quieter houseguests...

Memphis: Marvin and Eric, I have nominated you two for eviction. Everyone else has at least shown that they are a strong competitor in the challenges, or has been active and shown full participation in this game. I want this game to be fun, competitive, and I don't want people skating by. You two I've probably spoken with the least, and I have seen the least activity from. I wish you both the best of luck, and fully encourage you to show us what you have at the next Veto competition.

Annie: I have no clue why Memphis wants to keep challenge threats in the game, but then again it is really early to judge who is playing this game.

Memphis: I nominated Eric and Marvin. Neither of them has shown much participation or effort in this game. I don't really care if either of them goes. I hope one of them wins Veto, uses it, and I can backdoor Angie. That way, Angie can't get into the safe. I had to be careful with my nominations, because Angie, Annie and Britney only need one more achievement and they will get into the basement. But will they know which safe to open? Dun-dun-dunnnnn. I was considering nominating Angie, but then she'd fight harder for veto. Me and Justin (my cute little Justin) are in control of the game... for the time being.

April: So, I'm safe for now, and I avoided nomination. I would be lying if I said I wasn't nervous until I saw my key come out of the box. I need to be careful of a backdoor this week, and I will work hard to win the Veto and guarantee myself safety. Bottom line, I will do what I have to do to win this game, and winning this Veto might be one of those, I haven't played to my potential just yet, and I'm not ready to be done playing.

Rachel: When it came down to the moment we had all been waiting for, all of the nerves actually set in. I really wanted April to go up. I mean, April has been nothing but a little snake, and it’s been growing more and more apparent as the game progresses just how shady she can really be. I don’t trust that girl as far as I can throw her. When Memphis finished pulling all the keys, it was Marvin and Eric nominated for eviction. MARVIN? Really!? Like, are you kidding me right now? Marvin has hardly proved to be anything close to a threat in this game, going out first in almost every competition. Please.

The Veto competition was called "Go Fish." In this game, there were 30 fishing spots. In order to catch a fish, a houseguest had to first unscramble a military term. In each fishing spot was a fish with a point value on it. Each person could only keep 3 fish, so they'd have to make a quick decision once they caught a fish to keep it or let it go. A few fishing spots did not have any fish. Instead, they contained prizes. If a houseguest chose to be greedy and take a prize, that would be one less fish they could catch. After 10 minutes, the game would stop and whoever had the most points would win.

At the end of the game, Michele won the Veto with a total of 21 points. April won immunity from ever receiving the bomb. Annie won immunity for next week and the power to nullify a vote this week. Enzo won an HOH bonus for next week and an extra vote for this week.

April: I won immunity from the Bomb!!! BOOYAH! That's what I'm talking about! <3! Also, Michele won the POV, and told me she will NOT use it, and now Marvin's number should be up.

Rachel: Michele ended up winning the Veto which I guess was fine. Since it doesn’t seem like she has any ties with either Marvin or Eric I totally expect for the nominations to remain as is. It’s a really big shame, though. As of right now, I really want to keep Marvin in this game because I feel like he would personally help me much more in the future than the likes of Eric. I mean, Eric is nice and all .. but we’re not close, we hardly talk, and he kind of sucks at competitions so it’s not like his ass would be any help to me in the long run, anyways. I don’t know what the hell is going on right now, especially since April didn’t go up. I mean, the ~BEYOTCH now has bomb immunity for the rest of the game. Like, seriously? Are you kidding me right now?

Michele: As soon as I won I already knew my decision. There was no reason at all for me to use it. Had I won HoH I would've 100% nominated Eric & Marvin myself. I wanted to see if either of them would approach me. Eric did, and was surprisingly honest. He told me that he campaigned for me to be nominated, which at first made me be like "WTF is this crackhead smoking tonight?" but I kind of appreciated that he at least told me instead of pretending that we've had a good relationship or whatever. And yes I realize I basically contradicted myself but whatever, I'm feeling kind of bipolar today.

At the Veto ceremony, Michele chose to leave Eric and Marvin on the chopping block...

Michele: I've decided to not use the Power of Veto. I'm sure this isn't at all surprising to either of you and the reason is that we haven't communicated as much as other people in the house.

Michele: Anyway so I didn't use the veto. Duh. Marvin never talked me about the veto or the vote. Um. Bye Marvin. But ugh he's prob gonna give me the bomb -.- This sucks.

Now that the nominations were set in stone, the tide turned against Marvin...

Eric: I think I have the votes of Enzo, Annie, Angie, Michele, April and maybe Justin. Memphis says he wants me to stay so I hope he has some influence on how people vote if what he says is true. I hope I'm able to talk with Natalie and Rachel tomorrow. Those girls could be pivotal to my survival as well.

I'm on the defensive, I told Marvin I wouldn't campaign against him and I'm not. But I am campaigning for myself to stay. So without slandering him I think I might have a good shot. A lot of the houseguests have said I'm more personable so I hope that's true. If it's not, I was duped and I was duped good. For now I'm just going to concentrate on staying. Not thinking future plans until I get out of my present situation relatively unscathed.

Britney: So, the vote this week is between Marvin and Eric.

Eric is like the epitome of boring, not funny, tries too hard, lame, asswhole face! I just don't really care at all about him. Honestly, he has like no significance in this game whatsoever! However, the problem this week is that Memphis seems to be pushing really hard for Marvin to leave. I have no idea why, like honestly, Marvin is way way waaaaaaaaay more easier to talk to than Eric is. It just makes no sense!

I'm really getting tired of Memphis. He is just so annoying. Like, I am looking for reasons to yell at him. I just don't like him. Like, if I were to win HOH, I would totally like want to nominate him because he is just stupid and I hate him. Memphis is just happy 24/7, and he's always doing this stupid little smile thing! It's just becoming too much and very vomitrocious! So, I totally cannot wait until his fat and gross ass is out that door.

Rachel: So now it’s time to think about how I’m going to vote this week. Enzo is really pushing for Marvin to leave the game, but seriously? Why? Honestly, I feel like Enzo is ~TOTALLY jealous of how much Marvin and I flirt with one another. It’s kind of crazy. I mean, Marvin is no threat at all. When Marvin and I talked after nominations, I had kind of promised him that he had a vote to stay from me in whatever happened. I meant it too.

Now that everything is said and done and the nominations are staying intact, I’m getting word that everyone is pretty much voting to evict Marvin from the game. ~WHAT THE HELL. Seriously? Eric needs to go, this is so lame. When I went to talk to Enzo, Enzo was flipping shits because I was voting to keep Marvin even though I knew he was going. Enzo just sat there and told me that Marvin said he didn’t even care and that he didn’t mind if he left the game. After hearing all of this from Enzo, I decided to go talk to Marvin about everything that was going down with the vote. I asked him if he wanted at least a sympathy vote and he said he didn’t care. You know what? Fine. I don’t care either then. I don’t think I’ve honestly met anyone who’s ever given up that easily, let alone someone who has no drive to try and save themselves. He proved himself to be totally ~WORTHLESS and I'm sorry that I ever wasted my time in wanting him to stay and continue playing.

At the eviction ceremony, there was no sympathy for Marvin. He was sent packing by a vote of 10 to 0. Before walking out the door, he got revenge by tossing his bomb in Memphis' direction.

[Chelsbot]

Week 4

Houseguests: Angie Swindell, Annie Whittington, April Dowling, Britney Haynes, Enzo Palumbo, Eric Ouellette, Justin Giovinco, Robert "Memphis" Garrett, Michele Noonan, Natalie Martinez, Rachel Reilly


After Marvin's eviction, April felt like she was on a roll. She had just entered into a new alliance of 4...

April: Britney and I brought two new people into the alliance. Myself, Britney, Natalie, and Rachel are now the hottest alliance in Big Brother History, The HBICs (Head Bitches In Charge), and we will do everything we can do make the final 4 together, and from there I think I'm sitting pretty.

However, her fellow buxom blonde Britney was just stringing her along...

Britney: Okay, so I know today is her birthday and all, but damn, April is getting on mah nerves! She is like my shadow! All she does is just follow me around and like talk about how amazing our alliance is. Don't get me wrong, I like April, but she's SUCH an attention whore!

"OMGGGGGGGG EVERYONE! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! ME ME ME ME ME!! MY BIRTHDAY! ME! OMG LOOK AT ME! APRIL! ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!"

NO ONE CARES! I might just put Memphis' bomb in her cake and see if it explodes when she eats it *snickers*

April came to me yesterday and said that she wanted to include Rachel and Natalie into our alliance. Rachel and I are BFF, so I was fine with that, but Natalie.........EW! She's just dirty and trashy and gross. Honestly, like, her clothes have stains on them and she rarely bathes. I actually think I can smell her through the Diary Room walls. PEEEEEEYEWWWWW!

What also stinks that if Justin and Memphis find out that Rachel and I are in ANOTHER alliance....we're simply screwed! And April is a huge whore that never shuts her mouth so they are probably bound to find out.

The HOH competition was called "I Want YOU to Win HOH!" The houseguests would each design an army recruitment poster to be judged by the four previous Warzone winners: Rachel, Nathan, Lydia and Roddy. The houseguest with the highest scores would win HOH.

Britney was determined to win...

Britney: I am gonna win the hell out of this HOH! Yessiree! I am going to design the HELL of out mah army poster! EVERYONE is going to be wanting to join MAH ARMY! People will be begging me to accept them into mah army, THAT is how good mah poster will be!

*pulls hair back into ponytail*

I am SO prepared to win this shit! GAME ON BITCHEZ! GAME ON!

Although Annie came in a close second, Britney's poster, which mocked the 3 evicted houseguests, won with glaring reviews.



Rachel (Warzone 1 winner): Very creative and WELL made. Love this poster and it was catching my eye the entire time I was looking at the other posters.

Nathan (Warzone 2 winner): This one just stands out above the rest. I like the mocking of the evicted houseguests. I like the random humor. There are lots of little things to notice. It’s clearly visually pleasing too. Nice work! Amen.

Lydia (Warzone 3 winner): Very creative and different from the others.

Roddy (Warzone All-Stars winner): BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sign me the fuck up!

Britney: GUESS WHO WON HOH!!!!!

ME!

Thats RIGHT! HELLZ TO THE YEYEAH! Whoz in the house!? BRITNEY'S IN THE HOUSE!!!

OMG, you have NO idea (well actually you do, 3 weeks) how long I have been waiting for this! I've had to sit there, during every nomination ceremony and listen to some fool ramble on about the two pathetic losers they're nominating! WELL GUESS WHAT! Now I get to be that fool! YAY!

OMG, it was like the most amazing win of my life. Here I was, in front of the four previous Warzone winners, and they picked me! I mean HELLO, good taste or what!

April: HBICs FTW!

BRITNEY WON HOH!!!!!!!!! ;D

LOVE IT! Everything is just falling right into place for me to cruise into the Final Four! This is fantastic! This whole house right now is under my control and no one knows it.

Rachel: Britney ended up getting the victory and the HOH key! It was amazing. If I wasn’t going to win, I think Britney winning would have been the best bet. As much as I like both Natalie and Enzo, and my loyalty is 100% with them, they have their own agenda and I don’t have that much of a pull over them like I do with Britney.

With Britney also winning HOH, that means that she’ll be able to get into the basement! If I maybe play dumb this week if she mentions the safe to me, I can totally pitch in and look like a huge help. The whole point is that I have to look super loyal to Britney, so she can trust me a lot.

Annie's effort in the competition despite having already won Immunity for the week made her an outcast in the house...

Britney: It was ME against ANNIE! First of all, what the fuck was Annie thinking!? Like, obviously, her poster paled in comparison to mine however, hers wasn't THAT BAD. Like, why would she make a "kinda good" poster when she has fucking Immunity!? Like, what if I fell down a flight of stairs or was like mauled by my billion fans and couldn't compete in HOH!? Huh? She would have won! Then she would have had to pissed two people off so like no reason! If she didn't have Immunity she would so be nominated.

Michele: OMFG THANK FUCKING GOD BRITNEY WON HOH.

I would have shit my pants if Annie won. WTF is wrong with that bitch? Who the fuck tries too damn hard to win HoH when they're IMMUNE. omg I seriously hate her even though I rarely/never talk to her. She's just gross. She's trying to align with all the guys and thinks she's too cool for the girls or something. I have no idea what disease I had when I voted to keep her Week 1 but I'll never make that mistake again. Unfortunately she's immune this week so even though Britney feels the same way about her we can't do anything about it.

Having won her second competition of the season, Britney received access to the secret basement and a chance to claim the final hidden power. And with Rachel's help, Britney succeeded in claiming the power.

Britney: This power allows you to occupy the mind of the Head of Household for one round. When you claim this power, you must state the name of the person you would like to target. The next time your target wins HOH, you will control his or her nominations (both the initial nominations and the Veto replacement). If the HOH wins the Veto, you will get to decide what he or she does with it. This power may only be used once throughout the duration of the game. If your target is evicted before he or she wins HOH, you must immediately name a new target. The last time to use this power is when there are 6 Houseguests remaining.

Britney decided to name Annie as her target.

Britney: I decided to tell Rachel about the basement because she is my BFF. She was actually really shocked, like she totally suspected there was a basement, but didn't 100% know. It was a little funny, cause I have actually known about the basement since week 2. It's funny that some people still don't even know about it!

Okay so as soon as I tell Rachel about the basement, she goes on a mad witch hunt to find clues for it! Gurl got SKILLZ! She basically did everything. I just sat there and did my nails, maybe looked up a few times and nodded my head in agreement, while she solved everything. But whatever! She's a Chemist right!? What do I do, sell hotels or something, I dunno!

This is a WICKED power! So amazing! I get to hijack Annie's HOH! AHAHAHA! Like HOW HIGHlarious would it be for her to get all excited that she won HOH! Her dreams are finally coming true! She's been waiting for this moment for weeks! She stands up to make her nominations when all of a sudden....PRINCESS BRITNEY STRUTS IN! She gives them the *bitch please* look and tells Annie to sit her ass down! OMG that would be AMAZING! Excuse me while I drool.

Before the nomination ceremony, Britney decided to set her sights on removing Eric, not knowing where he stood in the game. The only problem was that she needed a pawn to put up next to him. And just like Justin 2 weeks ago, Britney turned to Angie as the pawn...

Britney (to Angie): Like, I will totally understand if you hate me and would to like rip my pretty blonde hair out, but, I think I might be nominating you as a pawn against Eric. But, like, before you freak out and slap me, I SO SO SO want you to stay, and I have talked to everyone, and like I KNOW the votes will be there to evict Eric.

Angie: Britneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! I don't wanna be a pawn againnnnnnnnn.

Britney: I know! I feel like terrible. But I feel like if someone else goes up they will probably go home over him...

Angie: Eric doesn't feel as done of a deal to me as Sharon. And I just really would appreciate not being put up as a pawn for the second time. Even against Sharon I was still worried. It's just that feeling...

Britney: I just feel like if I put certain people on the block I will become a huge target... and it's still early on.

Angie: I'm tired of this pawn bullshit. Enough said.

People are too afraid to make a damn move because they are afraid of certain people coming after them. I've been basically told by both Justin and Britney that other people would come after them if they came off the block. Um, what am I? A neutral contestant that doesn't have any enemies? Sorry no. I don't even trust or like Justin all that much after his nomination, and I find it laughable that people find me so innocent and naive that I would just take this shit so easily and forgive and forget.

I don't think so. It's time for Angie to start playing.

Unwilling to lie down, Angie's next step was to throw April under the bus...

Angie: Random question: do you talk to April much?

Britney: She talks to me... I find her kind of annoying lolz.

Angie: The only reason I ask is because when I try and talk to her, our conversations go nowhere... and I don't know if that's just me.

Britney: Yeah...

Angie: I don't want to be a bitch or anything, but if people don't really talk to Eric and people don't really talk to April, then I say put them both up and let them campaign for themselves.

Britney: Yeah totally. That's totally a option...

Britney: I fucking hate April.

As the time goes on in this game the more I fantasize about drowning April in the HOH bathtub, or sticking her head in the blender, or locking her in the bathroom after Enzo dropped a grenade! Seriously though, talking to April is like sitting in a warm chair after someone else sat there. Like, isn't that the worst!? Like you always think "Ewwww, is it warm cause of their body heat, or did they just fart?" And then you start to cringe uncontrollably. THAT is what it feels like to talk to April. I cringe every time she comes up to me.

Strategically, I don't want to nominate April cause I think, again from a strategic standpoint (from a sanity standpoint: hellz no), she could be beneficial for now. Cause, everyone absolutely HATES April! I don't understand why she is walking around saying she has no target on her back when no one in the house likes her! Honestly, she really has become the joke of the house!

My plan this week is to nominate Eric and Angie. I adore Angie, and I SOOOOOO wish I didn't have to nominate her (I would much rather nominate those whores Natalie and April) but I think this is the safest route.

I decided to tell Angie about her possible nomination! And, let me tell you, gurl was not havin it! It's like totally bad, because I can honestly say that I WAY WAY WAY like Angie more than those two evil, dirty, sluts called April and Natalie. Honestly now I don't know what to do!

At the nomination ceremony, Britney stuck to her original plan...

Britney: I have nominated Eric and Angie for eviction this week. Eric, I'm like totes sorry for totes nominating you. But, we totes don't talk that often. In fact, you totes didn't even come to talk to me this round. So, I totes don't feel that our connection is as strong as some of the others I have in this house. So, for that, I nominated you. Angie, I talked to you beforehand, and I know you don't want to be up here for the second time. But, I'm doing what I think is strategically best for me. You don't have to like it and you don't have to understand it, but this is an individual game. Like others, I consider you a friend in this house, and hopefully this does not alter that.

Angie: Britney's nomination speech was retarded. I wanted to vomit the entire time. Giving the last key to April was a total slap in the face and it made it seem like the whole thing was out of spite. Whatever though, Britney can "totes" continue to be fake for the rest of the game. Then she can have sex with April.

Eric: Fuck Britney and her fucking "totes". Personally I think she's a stupid bitch at this point. I know if she could she would have kept Marvin in over me but Marvin had all but given up last week and now she just needed an excuse to put someone up because she's a lot of show but she's got no spine. Especially since she nominated two previous nominees. Yea, that really takes guts.

The Veto competition was called "A Showmantic Connection." The houseguests were each given 4 half-hearts, each with a picture of a past Big Brother houseguest. Their goal was to complete the hearts by matching their houseguests with their showmantic partners from their seasons. They had to talk to the other houseguests to find out who had the other halves of each of their hearts. The houseguest who made the most correct matches would win the Golden Power of Veto.

In the end, Britney claimed the Veto, giving her complete control for the week.

Britney: DOMINATION is a word that gets thrown around a lot these days! Espesh when you're describing a person such like myself! Cause Bitchez, I'M DOMINATING THE COMPETITION!!!!!!!!!!

Second Veto Win, Bitchez! SECOND!

Gosh, I haven't dominated this much since that night with your mom! ZIIIIIINNNNGGGGGG!!!!!

With his back against the wall, Eric went on the offensive...

Eric (to Britney): So hypothetically, if I were to promise that if I win HOH, I wouldn't put you up, won veto and you're up on the block and took you off and did not vote to evict you, would you save me this week and put someone else up?

Britney: Hmmmm, well... the thing is though is that there isn't really someone else that I could put up. Like, they would be pissed.

Eric: So what would you do if you won again next week or later? I mean someone is always going to be mad. I have a history of being honest and loyal and not going back on promises I make. So just think about it for me...

Eric: Yea. I broke down and went on the offensive, I want Britney to save me with the veto. I will do whatever I have to in order to get myself saved with the veto. I'm pretty much screwed otherwise. I really hate being up two weeks in a row and I hate that I might be out 4th. Not a placing I feel like I deserve but I keep getting the short end of the stick with HOH's each week and it totally blows.

Britney: This week, even though I have the power to keep my nominees the same, I still feel like I am in a predicament.

I don't want to look back and think "Oh, I should have gotten rid of this person when I was HOH". Like, I feel that by targeting Eric this week, I could be wasting my HOH, cause, realistically, Eric isn't really a threat. I also am starting to really like Eric. He is really sweet, and I kind of feel bad that I never really gave him the chance. He told me that if I saved him, he would not nominate me, save me if he won veto, and not vote me out. Those are 3 big promises! If I were to keep Eric, that is someone I could have in my corner, someone that I actually like way more than APE-RIL and RATALIE!

So, I don't know what I want to do with the veto yet. Do I make the move and take out the stronger player, risking my future in the game? Take out Eric and play if safe, which would keep my position in the game relatively the same? Or, just nominate someone I don't like, like April?

With every win comes a decision, and these decisions are hard!

At the Veto ceremony, Britney decided to play it safe...

Britney: I have decided... TO NOT USE THE VETO!

...leaving Eric to fight a losing battle.

Annie: So Britney didn't use the POV and now it doesn't look too promising for Eric.It seems like Angie will survive this round, but not with out me casting a sympathy vote for my boy Eric.

Michele: This vote is really a tough decision. The thing is that I personally would rather see Angie go. She's just so... blah. Like I can't even think of a word to describe her. And besides that she is a much bigger threat than Eric. Even though before this round I barely talked to Eric, I've been completely honest with him and I know he's been (brutally) honest with me. I feel like that gives us a connection and I can trust him. I don't want to see him go but I don't see much of a chance to save him.

As much as I want to keep him... there's so many reasons why I can't. Britney wants him to go. Britney is a competitor and I can't do anything that would make her no longer trust me. Other than that, Eric is closest to Annie. I want Annie gone ASAP and I don't want to keep someone who would be on her side, over someone like Angie who has said that she would nominate Annie and April if she won HoH.

Angie: I honestly don't know what to think about tonight. I've been told Eric is probably going to go and even he feels like he is. However, I don't know...some people have me a bit worried and I know for certain it's not going to be unanimous. Dunno why I know that, I just do.

I probably wouldn't understand the votes if the majority of them were to evict me. I would be tempted to ask what I did to be evicted. I want to stay and compete, I have so much more fight left in me, and it just feels so pointless to be evicted early. Let's hope that I really am the perfect pawn and that the plan wasn't to get rid of me all along. Though, if that WAS the plan, I would be extremely confused. Hahahaha.

Eric: I've done everything I can to get votes to stay in this game. It's going to be so much harder if not already impossible staying because this isn't a Marvin situation where everyone was all for him leaving. Angie's a good player and a very nice person and I'm gonna be sad if she goes or not. This was a very craptastic week.

Britney though, has something to worry about if I do stay in the house. Up til now I haven't been great at competitions. But if I win HOH, that bitch is going up and out quick. I don't care how popular she is, I'm not about to stand by and let her screw with my game.

I also told Memphis that I would take the bomb off his hands, it's probably stupid but hey if it gets him to keep me then I am all for it. I am playin' this week by week now because I just don't get how I'm so socially inactive that both Memphis and Britney put me up. It sucksssss so bad. I don't feel like I'm socially stunted at all.

Whatever bitches, they wanna see how socially stunted I am after I win HOH. IF I survive this week. *sigh*

When the votes came in, Eric received votes to stay from Annie, his best friend in the game and Natalie, who felt like mixing things up. However, the rest of the houseguests voted to keep Angie, and Eric became the fourth houseguest to leave the game.

[Chelsbot]

Week 5

Houseguests: Angie Swindell, Annie Whittington, April Dowling, Britney Haynes, Enzo Palumbo,Justin Giovinco, Robert "Memphis" Garrett, Michele Noonan, Nataie Martinez, Rachel Reilly


Having survived her second time on the block, Angie felt like she finally had a chance to breathe...

Angie: I stayed again! Yay! I'm loving the Angie love. As I stated probably a million times...I hated being on the block. But it's such a relief to stay and now I can focus on the upcoming HOH competition!

I knew it wasn't going to be unanimous but I'm pretty sure I know who voted against me. Annie definitely voted against me, she's been campaigning for Eric both times he's been up. And I think the second vote maybe came from April? I'm just assuming on that one because I found it fishy how as soon as I stayed she started talking to me and saying congratulations and trying to actually have a conversation. It's as if she's afraid I'm going to win HOH so she needs to cover her ass. I'm so over her.

But it wasn't long before the Asian sensation found herself in the line of fire once again...

Memphis: I pass the BOMB to Angie. Nothing against you. Don't explode, k?

Things went from bad to worse for Angie when she learned that this could be her last night in the game...

Chelsbot: The Big Brother bomb is set to explode at midnight tonight. When it explodes, Angie could be out of the game. However, she has been given an opportunity to disarm the bomb. If Angie successfully disarms the bomb, she will continue on in the game. If she fails, it is game over, and the remaining 9 houseguests will begin the jury phase of this game.

Angie: I just can't get a break, can I? Another round of Angie fighting to stay, it seems! If everything goes the way I want it to go I'll complete the task and still be in the game. But when has anything really been in my favor in this game? At least I can look forward to being nominated if I do manage to complete the bomb task. : )

Angie was left to fight her battle alone, with many of her houseguests hoping to see her fail and get eliminated...

Michele: So Memphis gave Angie the bomb and it exploded. ROTFL. And then she asked me for help lolk like I ever would help someone with that -.- If she goes I'm guaranteed jury so I hope she fails.

Justin: Who wants Angie to blow up? *raises hand* She's cool and all, but whatever. I want to win. If she does disarm it, the HOH should nominate her anyway. Hahaha!

But Angie wasn't going down without a fight. For her mission, she was given 5 images. Each picture was a clue to the password for a safe. Inside each safe was a tile with a letter on it. She would then unscramble the letters to form the password for a sixth safe. If she got into the sixth safe, she would successfully disarm the bomb.

At first, Angie felt frustrated and didn't think she could complete the task. But finally, she got the hang of things and successfully unlocked the 5 safes. She unscrambled the tiles to form the word SIEGE.

Angie excitedly entered in the code for the final safe and pulled out a piece of parchment.

Angie: You have won the Power of Siege. With this power, you and an army of houseguests will be able to surround the HOH room and conquer it. If you choose to use it, the house will be told that they have a chance to conquer the HOH room and end the current HOH's reign. All houseguests except for you and the HOH will vote whether or not they would like to dethrone the HOH. If the majority votes to dethrone him or her, then you will become the HOH for that week. If it is a tie, you will break the vote in favor of dethroning the HOH. This power may only be used once. The last chance to use it is when 6 houseguests remain. The dethroned HOH will be immune from becoming a nominee for the week.

Angie: I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND. HAVE MY BABIES, CHELSBOT.

Angie: Success! That took way longer than it should have, and I was definitely over-thinking every single picture. That is such a relief. I was definitely worried that tonight could have been my last night in the game.

The HOH competition was called "Them's Fighting Words!" The houseguests had to find tiny words blended into a large picture. The person who found the most words would win.

Even after the stress of the previous night, Angie continued to impress, finding a total of 92 words. However, she finished in second place. Annie found one more word and edged out a victory.

With Annie in power, she set her sights on flushing out the secret powers...

Annie: I have heard that the coup is floating around. Don't know if it's pure speculation, but no one is speaking about powers or getting into basement safes lately so I presume people have got in and scored big time. Therefore I will be using that as my reasoning when I make my nominations.

Angie decided to use Annie's HOH as an opportunity to get revenge on the 2 who had used her as a pawn in the past...

Angie (to Annie): To be honest I totally think Justin or Britney would have the powers if anyone... I think those two are going to be really tough competitors down the line.

Annie: Right. That is what I'm thinking.

Angie: If one of them does have the power, better to get rid of it early.

Annie: I know. I can use that as my reasons, too. Britney is a power player.

Angie: She definitely is. And I think people really like her, which is dangerous. She can be super friendly and charming..

Annie: I was going to put up ones I don't really talk to... but now it might have to be ones that got into basement. I'm going to have to do what a girl's gotta do.

Angie: I would nominate Justin and Britney.... because a) the basement, b) they're both power players and I think they're more intelligent than they let on. They may even be in an alliance with each other, who knows!

Annie: Right and I know I'm not in their deals so that worries me.

But little did Annie know, the decision this week would not be hers. Britney had won the power of Mind Control and had chosen Annie as her target. Britney would have full control over Annie's decision this week...

Britney: I'm like super, super scared that Annie will nominate me! Like, I really don't know what I'll do if I get nominated.........

Oh....wait...what is this!? OMG, could this be? OMG it is! It's the fucking mind control power!

*waves in front of camera*

Guess who's getting a surprise tonight!

Sorry, Annie, but your one second reign of terror is OVER! Beyotchy Mcyotchy, is gonna get owned in approximately 5 hours, bitchez!

Cause I got the power! I got the power! Na Na Na Na Na Na! *dances*

I SOOOOOO hope Annie nominates me, like I would LAUGH! SOOOO SOOO HARD! OMG IT WOULD BE BRILLIANT! Crushing her dreams would be soooo amazing! Ahhhhh *daydreams*

At the nomination ceremony, Annie went through with her plan to nominate Justin and Britney...

Annie: I have nominated Britney and Justin. It has come to my attention that there were powers in the basement safes and I am speculating this, but more so I am confirming the one I got into has been claimed. They were easy clues so I am sure anyone who had access got in and claimed what they found. With that being said….you two had access and therefore it could very well hold something that can be harmful to our game. Now I also wanted you to know I remember when Britney saving Justin and I went up in his place. I am now thinking more into that and maybe it was because you two are closer then I suspected. You two have shown to be very fun to play with, very likable and very competitive. I love great competitors…good luck in the Veto!

Justin: It sucks cause I honestly don't have a prize anymore--it expired, but Annie probably doesn't believe that. She didn't even ask me. Like hello, Memphis won 2 competitions, I'm ready to stab her in the face.

Before Annie could adjourn the ceremony, Britney laughed and stood up from her seat. It was time to change Annie's nominations.

Britney: Looks like Britney's Reign of Terror Continues, bitchez! And, OMG, I get to nominate two people, without even winning HOH! How thrilling! My first nomination is going to be, hmmm lets see..... ANGIE! There has been talk that you have formed some secret alliance with Annie!? I don't know if it's true, but I guess this will put it to the test. My second nomination is....ummmm APRIL! This may come as a surprise, but I think you're a bit ignorant! You have made deals with everyone in this game and you have become like an STD, that disgustingly spreads to every person. Honestly, I pity you, because you are so delusional to the fact that no one likes you. Everyone talks about you behind your back, and acknowledges that you are the biggest floater ever. And for a person, like myself, who works hard to stay in this game, I don't respect that gameplay. This should be an eye opener to you, take it as a tip and learn from it! Stop latching onto other people, stop being annoying, stop pretending you're amazing, and stop making deals with every single fucking person in this game! Your behavior has led to this nomination. Grow up, and open your eyes! That's all! Good Luck, bitchez!

Rachel: Uh-oh, beyotches. Tie your extensions up! It's time for drama!

April: Alright Britney. Alright y'all. I'm a little taken aback. But if you expect me to explode and bitch you all out, I won't because I'm better than that. I'm not a sinister person, I'm not a mean person, and I apologize if that offended you Britney, because as a person I do like you. Now, with that said, I've sucked in competitions so far, and if I go home for that, fair enough. I won't pull a Sharon. Good luck to you Angie. I needed a nomination to light a fire under my ass anyway.

Britney: I hope that fire under your ass burns you!

April: And I hope it leads me to a POV win.

April: So Britney has another agenda. My strategy of laying low until jury came 1 round short, time to try and win POV and SOMEHOW avoid getting evicted. I was 1 week away from the jury. But I'm not gonna give up, if I win POV I will stay in the house. And I plan to do just that. And By the way Britney, I hope you know that you really are nasty. I did truly have your back-if I stay this week and win HOH next week-guess who's gone? You.

Angie: I basically controlled Annie's nominations by feeding Justin and Britney to her on a plate. However, Britney used her mind control power, and, being a moron, put me on the block. 3/5 weeks! This is perfect! I honestly can't stand Britney. I don't know what she's doing but she definitely isn't making any friends. She's making herself look like a moron and I'm nominating her the first chance I get. Britney - it's on.

Annie: Well I was expecting that, just not so quick...I didn’t even get to enjoy the drama yet, I got my thunder taken away immediately.

So I have talked to both Britney and Justin after my HOH was taken away. I don’t want rumors going around so I went to both told them no hard feelings. I knew what could happen and expected the unexpected. Of course I was happy to see Britney nominated April. April brought this all on herself.

Now that this power is out, I can get on with my game. I know there is one more power and it has to do with Sabotage. I know Memphis has it and I doubt he will use it on me. I did find out he has to use it at the beginning of the week, so who knows when he will use it.

Britney: It was the BEST feeling evar to just stand up and take full control of the situation! I think everyone, besides Rachel, was really surprised! SIMPLY AND TRULY AMAZING!

I decided to put April and Angie up. April has just been so effing annoying lately. She has been making deals with every and losing comps on purpose. I really felt like having her in the game would do more damage than good. Plus, I was losing my mind. She's an ignorant little witch, that needs to get the fuck out of this house and stop breathing my air!

After MY nomination ceremony, April was devastated. I don't regret anything I said, and I did NOT apologize to April. I stand by calling her an STD, cause that's what she is! I know I am a HUGE hypocrite in saying that shes an STD because she has so many alliances, when, in reality, I have a lot of alliances too, but my situation is DIFFERENT! WHY!? I dunno! It just is!

Michele: I'm kinda disappointed in how Britney and Rachel used their power this week. Okay I get it, they want screentime and Ape-ril is an easy target. But seriously, she's worthless. It's such a waste of a golden opportunity IMO. Especially when Memphis and Justin have powers that could pose a huge threat to us.

The Veto competition was called "Twisted Houseguests." The houseguests were given 10 puzzles with the faces of 2 houseguests swirled together. They had to figure out which houseguests were in each puzzle. The person to get the most correct the fastest would win.

The clock started, and the redhead was on fire. Rachel quickly buzzed in with all the answers correct and won the Veto.

Rachel: *FANS SELF* OMGOMG! GIVE ME THE NEATO! ~OWNT, BEYOTCH.

Britney: OMFG!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! CONGRATS!!!! Oh....too bad for you, APE-RIL *snickers* GET YOUR MONKEY ASS OUT OF HERE, BEYOTCH!

April: *grabs life vest* I'm gonna need it this week.

Annie: *Britney is mind fucking me and it feels good* remember I am bi Brit ** OMG! Way to rock that Comp, girlfriend! April, grab a life vest, bitch! cause you gonna be floatin on outta here! Aint no one gonna get between you and eviction! HAI!** Ugh, can't I speak

Britney: My biggest concern was that April would SOMEHOW win the Veto. The Veto challenge was extremely quick. I went too fast that I made a lot of mistakes. April, the whore, kept taunting me through the competition, she was like "OMG LIKE, I JUST SENT IN MY ANSWERS BEFORE YOU!! HEHEHEHEHE!! AND I THINK THEY'RE 100% RIGHT! AHAHA! VETO HERE I COME!" I wanted to vomit! Like, at that moment I went from feeling extremely elated, to feeling like hanging myself with Rachel's hair extensions! When Rachel won, I FELT LIKE CRYING TEARS OF JOY! OMG, THE BEST ROUND EVER JUST GOT BETTER!!!! HOOOOOOOORAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!! Take that Skankril! You can't even win an effing challenge AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! OMG SHES SO STUPID! SO STUPID AND UGLY! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

At the Veto ceremony, Rachel revealed that there was no love lost between her and April...

Rachel: WHAT’S UP, WHOREGUESTS! It’s all on the line right now for both April and Angie as nominees, and I love that I hold the cards in my hand at the moment. It’s about freaking time that I won this beautiful, gold medallion and the timing honestly couldn’t have been any better if you ask me.

I’ve taken the time to listen to both April and Angie campaign, but let’s be realistic here. Even though I took the time to bear April talking at me, that doesn’t mean I’m going to bother using the neato on her. April, you’ve made it clear that you’re a floater and that you’d run to just about anyone who has power. Let me just be the first to say that you were right in grabbing your life vest after I won the neato, because these are dangerous waters .. and there’s no way in hell that you’re coming off this block. Start doggy-paddling, ~BEYOTCH!

With all that being said and done, I hope that you can all vote to keep someone as determined as Angie in this house, who has had a bit of a bumpy ride the past two weeks and vote to evict someone like April who seems to be nothing short of repulsive in the sense that she's "aligned" herself with a bunch of people out of nothing but paranoia. I choose NOT to use the neato this week, and I wish Angie the best of luck.

*Both Britney and Rachel, side by side, strut into the diary room and seductively sit*

Britney: WOOOOOO!!!!! HAI!!!!!!OMG, best duo evar, right hur! YOU KNOW IT! Honestly, Rachel, from watching the past seasons and seeing all the other pairs like Jason and Sheila, Will and Sarah, Roddy and Lydia, I know for a fact, that they have nothing on us! They're HASBEENS! This is where it's at! We're smarter, better at competitions, more glamorous, CLASSY, we have better hair, and we're like WAY HOTTER!!!

Rachel: ~OBVI, BRITNEY! There's no one in this game that has anything on us right now; no way, no how! As for the past duo's in this series .. their legacy may live on, but it's ~OUR time to shine. What just happened to Annie and April this week is only the beginning of a reign of sassy terror that Britney and I plan to bring down upon this house. Next week is the week it has to continue with one of us winning HOH!

Britney: You know, Rach, I think last night was extremely educational too. I learned the true reason behind April's game play. You see, April is a gorilla faced, tranny hooker, and outside of this house, April's actual job is being a slut. So my theory is that April brought her lifestyle into the house and molded it into her strategic game play. You see, the Big Brother House represents April's "Street Corner", while we, the houseguests, are her "clients". April parades herself around, like the prostitution whore she is, making deals, aka: sleeping around. So, I don't think April needs to grab a life vest, I think she needs to grab a brochure to one of those Sluts Anonymous Classes (Doesn't Sharon host one of those?). Cause, lets face it, gurlfriend got issues!

With the eviction approaching, it seemed like April was a goner...

Annie: April should be leaving with the majority of votes. She has been so annoying lately that I hope she leaves. Now she claims she’s been pretending to be weak and clueless. Like what kind of strategy is that? And why would you reveal that to everyone and make such lies when your on the block. Oh these kids are something else. I know I don’t make all the right decisions and I don’t claim to play flawless, but come on here, this is not the way you play when your neck is on the line. She doesn’t have a prayer.

April's last effort was an attempt to create a new five person alliance...

Justin: So this just got real. April is clawing trying to stay. She offered a new alliance: April, Natalie, Justin, Memphis, and Michele. Now is this a good idea, yes in the fact that it protects me, but she obviously wants to go after Britney and Rachel, and I don't want that. I'd like to have those two leave the weeks I'm sitting on the block next to them, so I don't know what will happen. It's a last stitch effort, that may work. I have to talk to Michele, Natalie, and of course my #1: Memphis.

Memphis: The most hilarious thing ever? April offering Me-Justin-Natalie-Michele-April a five person alliance.

Let's see, I am already close with Annie and Enzo.

Me and Justin have a final four with Rachel and Britney.

And if Natalie-Michele-April want a final five deal with me and Justin, if my math is correct that means... I'd be aligned with everyone! So hell yeah I want to vote off Angie this round.

April (to Michele): Justin, Memphis, and Natalie told me they're voting to keep me...

Michele: I think they're lying.

April: Well I'm going to make a business proposition. I'm going to offer out to you guys-you, me, Justin, Natalie, Memphis-final five. I'll see where they stand, but I think it makes sense. I think it would work, honestly, and I do think the people who told me I had their votes are being honest...

Michele: I think people are telling you what you want to hear. Those votes aren't real. Honestly I think there's a higher chance that I'll hit lotto tomorrow than those people actually voting to keep you.

April: I have no idea what led to this... I'm not sinister or evil, hell, I'm barely shady.

Michele: It's just the perception that you've made too many alliances. I mean your first conversation with me was offering me an alliance on the basis that we both like Katie Gallagher.

April: I feel like if we all agreed to this 5-person alliance we'd be able to run the table.

Michele: Well why don't you talk to them about it and get back to me.

With that, Michele walked away and headed outside to lay in the hammock. She fell asleep, only to be awoken a few minutes later with April whispering in her ear...

April: Memphis and Justin confirmed with me that they are in. I will let you know what Natalie decides. Ball's in your court for now...

Michele: OMG WHY IS THIS BITCH STILL STALKING ME? You'd think me ignoring her after telling her she has no chance would be enough to get April to realize I'm NOT keeping her. Holy fuck she needs to be a in a straitjacket for reals.

Without saying anything, Michele got up from the hammock and walked back inside.

April: I made one final plea and hoped that it would work, I had a blast playing, but unfortunately I didn't cover my tracks well enough, people figured out my double-dealing too early, and I must pay the repercussions. Floater de April OUT.

Angie: If the house was smart, I would be evicted tomorrow and April would stay. I'm hoping that they're not.

Rachel was planning to use the veto on me today but Britney said she didn't want to have to name a replacement nominee. That's fine, I'm still pretty sure April is going to go home over me.

I feel like I'm in a really good position in the house. As much as I've been on the block and in the spotlight, the fact that I've managed to survive eviction twice and potentially a third time tomorrow means something. People like me, they want me around, and most of them probably have no idea what I'm up to. I feel like I've accomplished quite a few things in the time that I've had in the game so far and the longer I stay in the better my chances of reaching the end are.

I have an extremely good relationship with Enzo. He isn't much help with the challenges and such, but I enjoy talking to him and he's always a vote for me to stay. Rachel wanted to use the veto on me, so obviously she thinks highly of me. Rachel is likely a vote for me to stay most of the time. I also have Annie on my side. She's also another vote for me to always stay now that Eric is out of the game. I don't know what to think about Britney and Justin, but that's okay. Michele seems to like me, and Natalie is another wildcard. Overall, I think I'm in a good place. I managed to control the nominations this week before Britney used her power and now Annie has the blood on her hands for it. Britney and Justin are not going to be so happy with Annie next week and she might find herself on the block.

Oh Angie. You are an Asian sensation. : )

Britney: April is dead meat! There is no way she is going to get the votes to stay!

However....she tried, and tried, and tried, and tried...

Listening to April campaign to stay in this game is mind numbing. This biatch, goes on and on and on and on about the same things forever! It's gotten to the point where NO ONE wants to talk to her! People are ACTUALLY HIDING from her! No one can stand her anymore! "If you vote to keep me, Ill, um, like, um, win HOH and like, um, not do anything and like won't, um, nominate you, and like let you control my HOH!" NO ONE CARES YOU ROTTING SWAMP MONSTER! People are just starting to lie to her, just to shut her up! Eviction can't come any sooner!

And then! In the midst of it all, I have Annie describing, IN DETAIL, how she got crabs! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! I don't want to hear this Annie! She was like "OMG yeah, like totally got crabs in a hotel room, NO BIGGIE!!!" *jaw drops in disgust* Why would you tell someone that!? That's something you don't flaunt around, gurl! I hope she got tested before coming into the Big Brother House. Either way, I am NOT getting close to her anymore!

So between April pestering me all week, Annie describing her world-wind adventure with crabs, and me wanting to shoot myself, this round has been by far, the BEST ROUND EVAR! BITCHEZZZZ!!!!!

At the eviction, Memphis and Justin decided to take April's deal and vote to keep her in the game. However, the rest of the house wasn't having it. April was sent packing in a 5-2 vote.a

April: Britney-Get that tiara off of your head, you're not winning this game. *Throws life vest at Britney, destroying her tiara* Oh yeah, I'll pass my life vest to the next floater: Enzo, here ya go! Floater de April OUT!

Britney: I hope you get mauled by the studio audience, SKANK.

April: You ain't worthy of that tiara anyway, biatch.

Britney: Whateva, APE-RIL! Why don't you go blow a banana!

Enzo: I piss on your life vest.

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Week 6

Houseguests: Angie Swindell, Annie Whittington, Britney Haynes, Enzo Palumbo, Justin Giovinco, Robert "Memphis" Garrett, Michele Noonan, Natalie Martinez, Rachel Reilly


At the last eviction, Memphis and Justin had stuck their necks out to vote to keep April over Angie. And now with April out of the game, they had a huge bull's eye on their backs. They had lost all trust with Britney and Rachel, who they had previously made a final four deal with.

Britney: Both of those boyz have been extremely shady. Especially last round with the April vote. Like, how did she manage to get two votes? What grotesque people would ACTUALLY consider keeping that untamed beast!? Memphis and Justin? Maybe? PROBABLY!

I'm pretty much 100% sure that Memphis definitely voted to keep her. Memphis was one of the Prostitution Whore's best clients *winks*, so why wouldn't he keep her? And Justin, well, when I told him that I think Memphis voted to keep her he completely dismissed it. Covering up for someone, are we? I think so!

Rachel: With everyone that's left in the game, I feel somewhat safe. However, I’m iffy with Justin and Memphis and I don’t know if I can trust them, especially since Justin has shown himself to be a bit shady and Memphis... I have absolutely no idea where his head is at right now.

The HOH competition was the infamous Big Brother mini. The houseguests would play a miniature version of Big Brother, with the winner claiming HOH for the week. The game came down to Rachel and Michele, with the jury unanimously crowning Rachel the winner.

With Rachel in power, everyone was feeling safe. The Red Queen was in good with everyone. She had a final 3 alliance with Natalie and Enzo. A final 4 with Britney, Memphis and Justin. A deal with Britney and Michele. A deal with Michele and Natalie. She was in good with Annie. She was in good with Angie. The list went on. Now that she was in power, someone would be in for a surprise with the nominations.

Annie: Michele and Rachel went to final 2 and Rachel won HOH. I was very happy not only to see her win, but win unanimously.

Enzo: The team of Rachel, Natalie and Enzo is back and cooler than ever. <3 RACHELLLLLLLL won HOH!!! So, I'm basically as confident as I can be right now knowing that I'm safe.

Angie: Rachel is Head of Household! This is absolutely perfect! I'm so happy right now. It is such a change (a good one) to not have to worry about being nominated again. This also means that I can save my power for another week. Thank god.

Britney: RACHEL WON HOH!!!!!!!!!!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!!!!!!!!!

SO SO SO SO SOOOOO SOOOO SO HAPPY!

April is OUT (of the closet? No, not yet) and Rachel won! BEST ROUND EVAR TURNED INTO THE TWO BEST ROUNDS EVAR! HOLLA!

This round is going to be interesting. Everyone, from here on out, will become members of the Jury! This round, you would THINK Rachel and I would go after crab infested Annie, however, Rachel wants to target Justin and Memphis. So, once again, we're turning on an alliance. ;D

At the nomination ceremony, Rachel betrayed 2 former allies...

Rachel: I have nominated both Memphis and Justin for eviction this week. Memphis, I know that you have a prize from the basement now, and I think Annie had the right idea last week with trying to flush secret powers. I hope there’s no hard feelings, but I feel this is the best move for me. Justin, I felt that we could communicate one on one, and trust one another, especially with everything that’s been said and made, yet you never mentioned a secret prize to me, but mentioned it to numerous others? I just feel somewhat disposable in that sense, so I’m taking the opportunity to put you up on the block before you could possibly do it to me.

Memphis: I think it was stupid as hell for Rachel to nominate me. Now Rachel is my number one target and I no longer trust anyone. I am also fully aware that Britney probably is wielding a knife in her hand and is ready to thrust it in me at any moment.

Justin: Stupid stupid stupid me. What was I thinking? Trusting people? What did I think this was? Band Camp? I have never and I repeat NEVER done anything to Rachel. And I didn't tell her about my prize because I didn't want EVERYONE knowing. She doesn't understand that she and Britney are the biggest targets in the game and getting rid of me is just so stupid. But then again who are we dealing with? RACHEL. The skank will do nothing but get 6th or 7th. Dumb girls are this season's theme. I'm so SICK of them all. Yeah and you don't think that people think you are with Britney? Hope she doesn't expect any welcome party from me if she gets in the jury. I feel so dumb for respecting her like I did. I fell for it, good job. *Clap Clap* I need this veto basically.

The Veto competition was called "I 'Bid' You Farewell." The houseguests would participate in a silent auction. They were each given 100 Big Brother bucks. Whoever bid the highest unique dollar amount on an item would win that item. Each item had either a positive or negative point value. If a Houseguest won an item, he or she would also earn or lose the specified point value. Items that would hinder their game would earn them points, while helpful prizes will subtract points from their score.

At the end of the game, Annie walked away with immunity for the following round.

Britney won the ability to find out how someone voted in a previous eviction. She also won a love potion which she could sprinkle on someone at any of the next 3 evictions. If she was nominated, that houseguest would fall in love with her and refuse to vote to evict her.

Rachel won a bonus in the next HOH competition.

Justin gave up his right to play in the following Veto competition as well as the next 2 HOH competitions.

Finally, Memphis gave up his vote for the next eviction. He also took a penalty nomination for next week which would only be lifted if he won HOH. His last prize was Chatty Natty's chatterbox which would force him to use at least 500 words in every sentence.

With the most points, Memphis was awarded with the Power of Veto.

Rachel: Congrats, Memphis. Thanks for finally stepping up your game.

Memphis: I was sooooo happy that I won Veto. Good going, eh Memphis? Rachel is a stupid little bitch, saying "Good job for stepping up my game for winning Veto"... I'VE WON THE MOST COMPETITIONS OUT OF ANYONE HERE. Step up my game? Why don't you talk to Natalie or Michele or Angie or Enzo who haven't won shit all game. You dumb trashy piece of fucked-up shit. Now I just need to win Veto or HOH next week so that I don't automatically have to sit in that damn nomination chair. But guess what? I get to use my sabotage power! So prepare for the possibility of FOUR nominees, kids! Sabotage will be underway in a few days... just wait and see my friends, just wait and see...

Knowing that Britney had the power to find out how he voted in the previous eviction, Justin decided to come clean about his vote to keep April. He decided to call a house meeting in the living room...

Justin: Alright so a lot of speculation has been around me and stuff and I will come clean about what I think is talk around the water-cooler. :/ I made a deal with April week 1, that we would keep each other safe (little did I know it was me that was doing the work) Anyway, I promised her I wouldn't nominate or vote for her. So Angie vs April is happening. In my brain I want Angie to stay. We have good conversations and she's awesome and obviously here to play as she kicked that bomb's butt. April on the other hand floated. She made a deal with me and I don't know how many other houseguests. Yet I had promised to not evict her, so I made sure to lobby for her to go, that way I could vote to keep her and she couldn't call me a deal breaker or whatever. I just would have felt wrong to turn my back on her. I really apologize to Britney as April most likely would have come after her had she stayed, Rachel and Annie for not telling them when asked, Angie for voting against her, and anyone else I pissed off in the process.

Britney: Justin, I just think that it is a little too convenient that you are coming clean now after the Past Vote reveal was claimed in the Veto comp. To me, and this is just how I feel, that if the Past Vote Reveal wasn't claimed, then you might not have even cleared the air in the first place, and could have continued on pretending that you voted a different way. Last week's vote wasn't a big deal, I mean come on, it's April! Can we stop giving her any more attention that she doesn't deserve! I don't really care who you voted for, it's just the way you handled the situation. You voted to keep April because of your pact with her, that's fine. But the thing that I don't understand is why you had to lie to us about it? You could have just been honest about it and everything would have been cool. By the way, I was the one who got the Past Vote Reveal. Justin did vote to evict Angie. I am assuming Memphis was the other person.

Britney: So during the veto competition, I decided to purchase the Past Vote Reveal. I wanted to get straight to the truth about who voted for April last round. Before April left, she kept saying that she had Justin's vote. However, Justin kept denying he voted to keep April. So I wanted to know for real. Justin decided to hold this house meeting, which no one really cared about to be honest....I don't even think Enzo was paying attention. I gave my opinion on the matter and I think everyone pretty much agrees with me. This, I think, really sealed Justin's fate this week. He was caught with his hand in the cookie jar. Liyah Liyah pants on Fiyah! This Just-In: You're going home!

Before the Veto ceremony, Memphis threatened Rachel with the power of Sabotage...

Rachel (to Memphis): Hey, beyotch. What's your power?

Memphis: I guess you'll find out next week when you can't do veto or compete in HOH?

Rachel: Oh, god. I'm shaking in my boots. *eye roll* Just be prepared to head home very soon. Kay?

Memphis: Just be prepared to get backstabbed by one of your allies who has told me and Justin a lot of information, k?

Rachel: Mhm, we'll see. Prepare to get backstabbed by one of yours too.

Memphis: I don't have any allies so I don't have to fear getting backstabbed.

Rachel: As if. And YOU'RE THE SABOTEUR? OMG, FUN.

Memphis: Just so you know: I don't have any real hard feeling towards you from nominating me. It's all in good fun (the game). Best of luck down the line (and for the record, I was not going to go after you anytime soon, just wanted to throw that out there).

Rachel: I think you're kind of a jerk.

Memphis: What have I done that is jerk related?

Rachel: You totally threatened me with your power.

Memphis: It was not a threat, it was an answer as to what my power is. Now I have a reason to use it on someone. :-P

Rachel: Well, I welcome it, Memphis. Use it on me.

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In an attempt to secure her safety, Annie tried to get Rachel to go after Britney or Michele...

Annie (to Rachel): I don't trust Michele... She's laying low and steps up and wins when she needs to. Her and Britney would be a dangerous duo. If you don't put up Brit, maybe Michele would be good backdoor? No?

...but this only made Annie a target. Rachel was quick to tell her allies Michele and Britney that Annie was after them.

Michele: So apparently Annie tried to suggest me as a backdoor to Rachel which makes me want her out even more. Annie is such a trainwreck it's past the point of being funny. Whenever she is worried or anxious she talks at a rate of like 1000 words/second. She just keeps talking. It's like she's having a conversation with herself And on a different note I heard that apparently she told Britney a story about how she got crabs when she went on a cruise because she didn't wash the sheets. LMFAOOO. OMG who tells a stranger that. She has no self respect, I feel sorry for her.

Britney: Annie went up to Rachel privately and tries to not only throw me under the bus but Michele too? EXCUSE ME!? ARE YOU FOR REAL, ANNIE!? Annie keeps saying to Rachel that I am the biggest threat and that I need to leave at some point, this would be a good time for me to go up blah blah blah. Then she tries to convince Rachel to put Michele up. HELL TO THE NAW!

At that point I made up my mind that ANNIE HAS GOT 2 GO! She is strong in competitions and she wants me out. She cannot stay in this game any longer! Justin has said that he can't play in the Veto or HOH comp next week and Memphis has an auto nomination. Therefore, leaving them both in the game together isn't that bad. Annie cheaped out and got the Immunity AGAIN! That pisses me off! That's 3 fucking weeks that she would have a free ride! No fucking way is Annie getting to the end of the game and winning it! This bitch isn't even going to fucking use her Immunity! Cause THAT CRAB INFESTED SKANK IS GOING HOME! HAW HAW HA HA HAW! SUCK ON THAT ANNIE!

After Memphis removed himself from the block...

Memphis: I decide to use the veto on myself, Memphis. Rachel, because I have kept chatting on and on and I have vetoed one of your nominees. You must now touch me. Errr, I mean, you must now make someone else disappointed- errr, you must now do something and put a thing in this nomination chair, or something.

...Rachel called him out in front of the entire house.

Rachel: Um. I don’t know whether to be annoyed, disgusted, or confused. But moving on from that douchebag’s speech, let’s get to ending this Power of Veto Ceremony. I’m irked that Memphis is now off the block because I honestly can’t stand him. He wants to make little threats to me, saying that an ally is gonna’ backstab me, and that he’s going to sit me out of Head of Household and Power of Veto, next week? BITCH, PLEASE. If anything Memphis, you’ll get played eventually yourself, and I honestly can’t wait for it to happen. And oh, one more thing. Now that I know what your prize is, SABOTEUR, I don’t care if you sit me out, nullify someone’s vote, change the Veto, mess up nominations, or anything. The fact of the matter is, is that you’re not winning this game, and I’ll do everything in my power to make sure you leave this game as soon as possible. Two can play the game of intimidation, asshat. ~DON'T FKING MESS WITH VEGAS.

And when it came time to name a replacement, Rachel blindsided another ally...

Rachel: I have to nominate you... ANNIE. I appreciate you coming to me and talking to me about replacements, but I kind of feel that you threw some good friends of mine under the bus, and had you stayed this week and won Head of Household, you could have nominated them and they could leave the game. The overwhelming fact that you won Immunity this week in the Veto also means you’re guaranteed final 7. Annie, you’re an amazing competitor, very likeable, and a huge threat for the victory, and these are all of the reasons as to why I have to nominate you.

Angie: Annie, Annie, Annie. What were you thinking?

It's pretty clear that Annie did this to herself. I told her what Rachel was thinking about the replacement nominee and she specifically told me she wasn't going to talk to her about it when I suggested that she shouldn't. Then, she goes ahead and does it anyway and Rachel took it as her throwing people under the bus. She also revealed that she had immunity next week - another horrible move! That would be the SECOND TIME that she has held immunity. Two free weeks in the Warzone house? That's gonna piss some people off.

I really don't want to see Annie go! : ( This doesn't help my game at all. That's one less person I can trust and I feel like Rachel has other people she's closer to and I knew that Annie really only had me. Ugh. She totally didn't see it coming either, which makes it harder because I feel like she's such a genuine person and she doesn't say anything bad about anyone. She's a good player and I like talking with her about the game. I really want to vote for her to stay but there isn't much of a point. I'd rather not stick out, thanks.

Feeling betrayed, Annie went on the offensive, trying to turn the house against the Red Queen.

Annie (to Michele): Are you in an alliance with Rachel and Britney?

Michele: Rachel I basically was with from the beginning and Britney I'm close to but didn't like say the word alliance. We said like let's work together kind of thing, you know what I mean?

Annie: Rachel is playing all sides. You know that. This goes to show how she treats her so called friends.

Michele: Like I don't disagree with what you're saying but yeah Rachel is probably one of the last if not the last person I'd want out.

Annie: Rachel was my friend too. If she threw me under the bus, she will do it to you and Britney.

Michele: Yeah...

Annie: I was totally floored by this Michele. She like acted like she was my friend... I loved Rachel, I mean we talked about real life stuff... It just blows me away...

Michele: Anyone would feel the same in your situation...

Annie: She has you, has Brit, has others... She's going to take this to the end, you know that. She had me... I feel like a fool and no, I wasnt aligned with her, it was unspoken. Just the way she talked to me like I was her number one fan.

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Michele was quick to report to Rachel what Annie had said. Furious, Rachel went off on Annie...

Rachel (to Annie): So, "going out peacefully" means basically trashing me to anyone and everyone? I tried to make it as professional as could be and not cruel in the slightest, yet here you are trying to stir the pot one final time to everyone. But if you're going to play dirty on your way out the door, then I can join in too. ;-)

Annie: What are you talking about? I'm not trashing you to anyone, I talked to Michele and that's all, I'm simply letting everyone know of your alliance, they have a right to know, that's not trashing you. You said I threw your friends under the bus, well if I'm not one of your friends, I don't owe you anything any more. You lost a good friend and ally, your loss not mine.

Rachel: Then don't be a fake ass bitch to me and say that there's no hard feelings when there are some. I don't have a huge alliance and I'm not aligned with everyone. Sorry if that's what you think, but you're wrong.

Annie: I thought you actually had my back, my bad. And I'm not being a fake ass bitch, you're the one being fake.

Rachel: And going to everyone individually, rather than telling me to my face that you have an issue is really cheap, seriously.

Annie: I was true to you, Rachel. You went behind my back. Had you been honest right off the bat and told me you were using me, I would of understood.

Rachel: I wasn't FUCKING USING YOU. Are you fucking delusional? I didn't even know I was putting you up until legit, 2 hours before the ceremony. So don't sit here and make it like it was the ultimate planned out backstab.

Annie: I don't believe a word you say. You had this planned all along. Too bad I didn't see it coming or I would of tried harder, but my bad for trusting liars.

Rachel: You're so crazy.

Annie: No you're the crazy one, you started all this. You had me, I mean I liked you and trusted you.

Rachel: *Eye roll* What a drama queen, seriously... Annie, get over yourself. I was not planning to gun for you. This isn't all about you.

Annie: It's obviously all about you. You love the attention and being in the lime light girl, karma's a bitch and it will bite your ass back.

Rachel: You're so fake. "DON'T WORRY." "NO HARD FEELINGS." And then here you are. A true bitch.

Annie: No I'm being myself telling you like it is. You're the one being sneaky and hiding alliances. Like I said had I known you were with certain people I wouldn't of confided and trusted you. Others will find out the same... you're gonna do the same thing to everyone left. Screw them over.

Rachel: Just realize, your last ditch efforts of trying to stay in this game are basically worthless. You're going home, Annie. And before me, which is amazing. I could careless if I go next, or the week after next.

Annie: I thought I was playing with a mature bunch, but obviously I'm not.

Rachel: Oh, ditto. Aren’t you supposed to be like, 40?

Annie: You are a villain and you love it. Have fun in the game.

Rachel: I will. Enjoy jury.

Annie: Oh I will. I will be expecting to see you very soon. Bitch.

Rachel: So much for maturity. Way to stoop to my level, slut.

Britney: WAY TO OWN, GURL! Teach that crusty, old jealous hag a lesson!

Rachel: LMAO. I do love how we basically did want to backdoor her after I won, Britney. I guess the bottom line is, I am a villainess, and I do love it. Annie is just a schizophrenic, loony cum dumpster.

Britney: She obviously has some serious issues! She needs to look in the mirror and realize that she is gross. Seriously, as soon as she walks out of this house they should put her in a straight jacket and send her to a mental institution instead of the Jury house. I hear April is already there, so at least she'll have one friend ;D

Annie: I can't believe I actually trusted Rachel. I am not going for all that bull crap that I threw 'her' friends under the bus. She asked me what I thought and I told her, not knowing the people I was talking about were the ones she was aligned with. My bad for trusting all these kids. She really worked me big time and I know we had nothing concrete, it was all unspoken, so I can't say she backstabbed me, but she did lie and was deceitful. She basically used me.

At the eviction ceremony, Annie's game came to an end. In a unanimous vote, she became the first member of the jury of 7, which would help crown the winner of Big Brother Warzone.

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Week 7

Houseguests: Angie Swindell, Britney Haynes, Enzo Palumbo, Justin Giovinco, Robert "Memphis" Garrett, Michele Noonan, Natalie Martinez, Rachel Reilly


With Annie gone, the game was down to 8 and it was almost time to crown a new HOH. Before the competition, Britney headed to the Diary Room to celebrate Annie's eviction...

Britney: AWWWWWW YEAAAAHHHH!!!! That crab infested hog got evicted!

In the wake of Annie being evicted, I decided to write a little poem about her time in the Big Brother House:

I call it:

*pulls pink paper out of pocket and begins reading*
The other side was used for My List ;D I still want my effing bedroom, BTW!

Annie Goes "Moo"
Little miss Annie, got no friends
Shes so old she wears depends!
When she drops her pants, you better run!
Cause catching her crabs would not be fun!

Touching isn't it!? Can you win the Nobel Prize for a Poem? Cause, this should totally be entered! IT'S A WORK OF ART!

The HOH competition was called "Flashing Before Your Eyes." In each round, the houseguests would be given a series of flashing letters. The letters, spelled backwards, would form words relating to the Big Brother game. The first person to buzz in would call out the word. If the houseguest was correct, they would get to eliminate a houseguest of their choice. If they were incorrect, they would be the one eliminated. The last person standing would be the winner.

The final round came down to Angie and Enzo. Feeling comfortable with Enzo having the power, Angie decided to throw the game.

Chelsbot: Congratulations, Enzo, you are the new HOH!
Michele: Congrats Meow Meow!
Angie: Good job : D
Enzo: Hahahhaahah! Thanks everybody!

Enzo: I'm HOH... Fuckin no big deal I do what I do cuz I'm a boss.

I'd like to start off by saying that the dingo alliance with Memphis is completely TOAST. It had its run and it ran well. But you gotta know when things have run their course and that alliance has and I fully hope that Memphis gets evicted this week with his saboteur power in his back pocket.

My main allies right now are Rachel, Angie, Britney in that order. I know Rachel and Angie would take me to the final 2 and I'm pretty sure Britney would take Rachel, which I'm totally fine with, which is why Britney is ranked third.

Angie: That was probably the best Head of Household competition ever. I am so happy right now. I tossed the last round to Enzo. This way I know I'm safe but I won't get the blood on my hands for the nominations this week and I'll still have pull. Hopefully I don't regret it later, but I don't imagine I will. Oh, and did I mention I still have yet to use my power? That's also wonderful.

Memphis had a penalty nomination from the previous Veto competition. This week, there would be 3 nominees for the week. Enzo would have to nominate 2 people alongside Memphis. Justin and Michele were the only two he didn't have deals with, so they were easy choices for him.

Britney: Memphis is AUTO NOMINATED! The only problem is that who will Enzo nominate!?

He came to me today and was like "I'm putting up Justin and then maybe Rachel or Michele"

My heart skipped a beat....RACHEL OR MICHELE! NO I LOVE THEM! So at that point I had to decide who was more important to me, Rachel or Michele? I absolutely adore, Michele, that gurl is SOOOO funny! But, Rachel is mah home gurl! <3333333333333

So I kind of put it out there that Enzo should nominate Michele, in the hopes of Rachel staying off the block. I don't want Michele to go up or to go home, but I feel like we can save her anyways, even if she is nominated.

I really wanted to convince Enzo to nominate Natalie! Honestly, how the fuck does Natalie do it!? The bitch hasn't even been nominated once! She has the fucking personality of a rock and she only talks to people when they have some sort of power! HOW IS SHE SAFE EVERY WEEK!? I just don't get it!

But, I didn't want to push it too much. Realistically, 3 people are nominated this week, so being on the block isn't too scary. Rachel and I will obviously vote to keep Michele. Also, I have the love potion, so that is 3 votes. Which should be majority, right? So, I think we have a good shot at all making the Final 7. HOORAY!

At the nomination ceremony, Enzo followed through with his plan...

Enzo: So I have to nominate Justin and Michele to sit along Memphis. Justin- I have talked to you the least, for whatever reason, and I really can't get a read on who you're aligned with. Michele- The reason you're nominated is very similar to why Justin is nominated. We talked a good deal towards the beginning and then stopped midway through and then lately we started talking again. I really enjoy our conversations but I feel like that mid-game hiatus where we didn't talk that you may have bonded with the other players more than me. If anyone has any issues with my ceremony; I need go no further than to quote John Goodman's character from The Big Lebowski who said: "Forget it, you're out of your element."

Michele: Ugh. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. I'm nominated. Ugh. Being nominated against Justin isn't horrible because I know Britney and Rachel will fersure vote to evict Memphis and I just need one more vote to stay. I'm praying I can count on Natalie but I won't say I'm 100% sure that I'm safe. Either way, this is better than the worst case scenario of being against one of my allies. But I have no idea how they avoided being nominated which kinda freaks me out. Are people that afraid of them? I really wanna show my worth for once and win a competition. I wouldn't feel screwed if I'm still on the block but honestly, I just don't want to deal with the stress.

Justin: And Enzo nominates me. Good thing: As of now, two people are next to me and with me unable to play in next week's HOH it's a good reason to keep me over either of them. Memphis is hated as of now so that's good for me. I'm sick of being nominated. As soon as I'm out of the penalty box I am gonna fight to win every competition I possibly can. Oh, and that talking crap as an excuse is so lame. I TRY to talk to him, but he doesn't say anything. Geez, that excuse is tired at this point. Okay, because we want the strongest players with us at the end.

The Veto competition was called "Riddle Me Veto." The houseguests were given 4 puzzles. They would solve each of them to form a riddle relating to their time in the game. The first person to solve the puzzles and answer the riddles would win.

Michele made quick work of the competition and walked away with the Veto medallion.

Michele: Omg yes <3 I'm so happy I won veto. I was shocked honestly because I'm usually HORRIBLE at puzzles. As for my replacement, I really don't care who it is. Memphis should be going no matter what.

Britney: MICHELE WON VETO! SoOoOoOoOoOoOo Happy for her! Gurlfriend deserved it!

It was a freaking hard competition! Like, Sheila would have been like "OMG WTF IS THIS CHALLENGE!?". Like, thats how hard it was! ohemgee.

As happy as I am for Michele, I am also kind of like "ughhhhhh".

Like, her winning was kind of an UGHMAZING moment. Ughmazing means like kinda good, but also kinda bad. Like, I'm proud of her, but then I am also like "FACK! Now another person has to go up on the block! And that could be either me or Rachel!!!!"

Ughhhhhhh

I mean, it's better than Memphis winning, right? That hamburglar has won enough! The tub of lard has got to go!

So, I don't know who Enzo plans on nominating. He only has 4 choices. He says it's going to be a hard choice....with one of his choices being Natalie, I don't know why it's hard.

Why is it so scary to put Natalie on the block!? What are the repercussions!? WHAT!? SHE MIGHT ACTUALLY TALK TO YOU!? She might say maybe more than five words!? Bitch does nothing! Like, any normal person would actually have to work super hard to be as lazy as Natalie is. The bitch just sits there, breathing in my air, maybe saying "yeah" or "lol" once or twice, and then just doesn't get nominated!? WHAT THE FUCK!?

"OMG, I like sooooo sooo soo soo couldn't put Natalie up, we have suuuuuuuch a strong connection!!!"

WHAT!? You can't have a connection with someone if they don't talk! It doesn't make sense!

God....Natalie is soooooo annoying!

Hopefully Enzo will nominate her. But, I'm not sure what he will do.

At the Veto ceremony, the neuroscientist lived to fight another day...

Michele: I choose to... (obviously) use the Veto on myself.

And to Britney's delight, Enzo placed Natalie on the block.

Enzo: I hate to nominate another person but since I'm forced to, I'm going to nominate Natalie.

Natalie: Enzo, you fucking dick.

Enzo: Natalie, you stay classy.

Natalie: Enzo better fucking watch his back, the asshole.

Now that she was off the block, Michele's next move was to form an alliance with Justin...

Michele: I officially made an alliance with Justin. Do I trust him? HELLZ NO. But I think if I can show him I'll be loyal to him, there's a chance he'll reciprocate. So if I do get HoH next week, Angie and Enzo are going up.

Michele (to Justin): Well I know we haven't talked as much as we used to but you're deff someone I'd like to work with cause I'm tired of feeling just on my own and I think you're trustworthy.

Justin: I would like that too.

Michele: Hopefully from now on we can look out for each other cause it's really stressful to be on your own this late in the game. =\

Justin: Michele proposed an alliance. (Crazy huh? This late) She is cool, but she alludes to the fact that she is all alone. I don't know if I believe that. I mean making it halfway with no alliances? But I took the deal.

With the eviction approaching, Memphis was hoping he still had a chance...

Memphis: Well, I blew it. I didn't win HoH. I didn't win Veto. Is this it for the great and villainous Memphis? It may very well be. Do I regret igniting a feud between me and Rachel? Yes and no. I do regret it because she now has it out for me and I left no room to make amends. I don't regret it because she made a big mistake by turning on me and Justin. Had I won HoH, she wouldn't have been nommed. But oh well, what is done is done.

Am I going to survive? Time will tell. I'm really hoping Michele puts faith in me and that Enzo and Britney will stay loyal to me and that Natalie (or Justin) will be sent packing. At this point, I don't really trust any of my former allies (Britney, Enzo, Justin). So if Michele pulled through for me, I'd definitely see a new trusted-ally. I may have made one mistake though. I told Michele that me-Rachel-Britney-Justin were together at one point. If she relays this to Enzo, he may not be happy and end up wishing for my eviction... not good.

Justin I know still has my back. How do I know? I can tell when he makes love to me that he is still on my side .

Can soon-to-be Saboteur Memphis make it out of this one alive? Stay tuned to find out!

But Memphis did not make it out alive. In a 4-0-0 vote, he became the second member of the jury. With his last breath, he called Enzo out for betraying their dingo alliance from Week 1.

Memphis: My "on-my-way-out-the-door" speech: Enzo, you now have two people on the jury who won't be voting for you to win. Good luck getting the rest of the house out without pissing them off. Angie, good luck keeping your alliance with Enzo a secret. Or as Enzo says, "he has you in his back pocket." ((No real hard feelings, just the chances of Enzo getting my vote are slim ))

Enzo: Hahahahhaha go eat a baby and stfu NOOOOOOOB. And way to walk out with a power in your back pocket..............

[Chelsbot]

Week 8 - Part 1

Houseguests: Angie Swindell, Britney Haynes, Enzo Palumbo, Justin Giovinco, Michele Noonan, Natalie Martinez, Rachel Reilly


With her two biggest rivals out of the house, the Red Queen was sitting pretty on her throne...

Rachel: Oh, wow. ~VICTORY! One enemy and a newborn nemesis are out of this house and I should be fine for the next two rounds or so. With Annie exiting the house two rounds ago and Memphis out this past round, it's absolute bliss for me right now! These people have no idea how much I'm playing each and every one of them. If I make it to the final 2, it'll be a huge accomplishment. If I don't win, fine. People can be bitter all they want, but if I happen to make the end of the game playing everyone against each other and basically being super close with everyone, then they all pretty much suck and don't deserve to win. I'll admit, Annie had the right idea about me, but who'd honestly going to believe a crazed lunatic like her? And then with Memphis out the door, he didn't even attack me, but instead attacked Enzo. These whoreguests, I'm telling you. They need to wake up and smell the coffee.

The HOH game was called "Build Me Up." The houseguests were given a puzzle consisting of a brick house with missing bricks. They were given 20 clues relating to houseguests. They had to search for bricks with numbers corresponding to the clues. If the clue related to one of the final 7 houseguests, then the corresponding brick would go in the puzzle. If it did not, that brick would be left out. The first houseguest to successfully complete the puzzle would win.

And before anyone else had a chance to blink, Michele buzzed in with the correct answers.

Enzo: We got speed lightning in this bitchhhhhhhhh.

Angie: Congrats Michele! From veto winner to HOH!

Britney: YOU GO GURL!

Michele: Thanks everyone. <3

Justin: So Michele wins HOH and right before eviction last week, she said that she wanted to align with me, that she wouldn't evict me, and that if she won HOH she wouldn't nominate me. Looks like if she is telling the truth, I will be in for a good week...FINALLY!

Britney: YAYAYAYAYA! MICHELE!!!! SO HAPPY SHE WON!

Thank god one of the three of us won. I mean, who knows what the other houseguests are thinking, and if they think that the three of us are together, it could have been extremely bad for us if we didn't win! With Michele winning, it keeps me and Rachel safe, so that is AWESOME!

With Michele in power, Angie decided to gamble on not playing the power of Siege...

Angie: I've decided not to use my power this week. I want to attempt to drag it out for as long as I possibly can. Hopefully I don't regret this decision. I know that I don't know where Michele stands but I'm going to take this risk. Here's to hoping she has bigger fish to fry.

But little did Angie know, she was a target along with Enzo...

Michele: I was so excited to win HoH. It's about freakin time. I pretty much know who I'm going to nominate. While Britney and Rachel are big threats, the fact is, nominating them now would be horrible for me because a) it's very likely they'll both survive and go after me and b) then I'd have no real allies left. It's better for me to target Angie and Enzo who I have no loyalty from whatsoever.

Britney: Michele immediately said she was going to put Enzo up, since he put her up. I don't really want Enzo nominated and especially not evicted. Enzo and I are really good friends. We don't have an alliance, however, I feel like I could rely on him a bit.

Michele said that she didn't know who to put up for the second nominee. On his way out the door, Memphis pretty much said that Enzo and Angie have an alliance. We have already speculated about that potential alliance in the past; however, it was kind of surprising to me, because I didn't really think that Enzo was actually playing the game. I thought he was mostly going with the flow. But, I guess he is actually making alliances.

Memphis' good-bye speech pretty much opened the doors for Angie going up on the block.

I really want Angie out of this house, because I think she could be a threat. She's totally the underdog, being nominated like 4 times. Plus, she is extremely likable and hasn't really done anything to piss anyone off. If she got to the Final 2, she could soooo win. She's like Lydia, I think, from Season 3. She's like the lovable, under the radar type of player.

To ensure her safety, Angie made a plea to Michele...

Angie (to Michele): I obviously don't know what you're thinking about as far as nominations go but I would hope that I'm not one of the first people that comes to your mind! Anyways, if I were to have won HOH last week, you would not have been nominated. And, if I happen to win HOH next week, you won't be nominated. I just felt like I needed to let you know how I feel because although I honestly don't expect to be put on the block by you, I didn't expect it from Justin either. Good luck with your nominations and don't stress out too much! From the block to winning veto to now HOH, I say you deserve it. : D

Michele: God, I've never heard so much steaming bullshit in my life. She said how happy she was when I won and she doesn't expect to be nominated, I guess to try to guilt me into keeping her safe or something. She makes the same sob story speech to everyone and trust me, that shit isn't gonna wash around me.

And at the nomination ceremony, Angie learned that her plea had fallen on deaf ears...

Michele: I have nominated Angie and Enzo for eviction. Angie, I feel like you've played the same game with every HoH. You tried telling me that you're loyal to me and have my back and feel safe with me as HoH to make me feel guilty about doing this. The things you've told me are pretty much exactly what I've heard that you told past HoHs. Other than that, Memphis accused you of being aligned with Enzo after his eviction. I don't know for sure if that's true, but it's best to nominate you together.

Justin: Interestingly enough, Michele shed some light on Angie. It does seem like she uses the "I am sweet and harmless" role to get through this game. So it makes me wary of her.

Michele: And Enzo, this obviously isn't a shock to you at all. You nominated me so it's fair game. Other than that, I don't think we've had more than one or two talks about the game. Any time we chat it's about standing cats or random youtube videos.

Enzo: Oh cool, you listened to what Memphis (aka biggest douche liar this game has seen since Sharon) had to say. And I didn't talk to you after you won HOH cuz I think it's lizame to kiss ass and I thought you'd think it was too.

Enzo: GAH FUCK ME IN THE FACE. I was pretty positive no matter how hard I upped the Enzo charm that it wouldn't work at all and I'd still be nominated. So I dint. And I did get nominated, against Angie no less. Michele is, much like Memphis, mentally behind the rest of us. She listened to Memphis about the whole alliance thing and based it on that and I'm assuming she uses the ol 'eye for an eye' mindset cuz she said I'm up cuz I nominated her last week. Okay, first off we don't live in the age of the vikings, that theory is so over with. And second off, everybody knew Memphis was getting evicted so anybody I nominated knew they weren't getting evicted.

Angie: I probably should have used my power. :X Just sayin'. But, hey, if I survive this round I can at least potentially shove it all in their faces next week? Always good. I find it absolutely retarded that Michele put words in my mouth and basically made it sound like I was trying to make an alliance with her before the nomination ceremony. I was simply making a ONE ROUND deal with you which was: If you don't nominate me, you can expect the same from me next round if I win HOH. Obviously she's lost some brain cells since she left the science field and started focusing on her porn career. *rolls eyes* Fuck I need to win the veto.

After the ceremony, Angie had some things to clear up with the neuroscientist...

Angie: The only thing that I did want to make clear to you, though, is from your speech I felt like you got the wrong impression from me. I never said that I was loyal to you or "had your back." I was only trying to tell you that I wouldn't nominate you next week if you kept me.

Michele: Okay, maybe I misunderstood. But like it just kinda sounded like the same thing other people had said you told them when they were HoH.

Angie: It was honestly a one round type deal, because I was paranoid. So, I'm sorry if I made you feel like I was playing both sides or being shady because that wasn't at all how I meant to come across.

Michele: I think it's just because at this point we're even like past midway point and nearing end game so paranoia is just starting to get higher.

Michele: I talked to Angie and she told me how she wasn't playing all sides, she was just offering HoHs safety for one week blah blah blah. No matter how you spin it, you're a floater gurl.

The Veto competition was called "P.o.T.V." There was a giant T.V. consisting of 30 screens. The houseguests’ job was to put each screen on the correct channel. If all the screens were on the right channels, the puzzle would be solved. If they went down the wrong path, they could be trying to put the wrong image together. That's because there were 2 puzzles, but one of them was missing pieces—making only one solution correct. The houseguest who completed the puzzle in the fastest amount of time would win the Golden Power of Veto.

And after a close race, the Meow Meow was victorious. Enzo was the first to correctly complete the puzzle and claim the Power of Veto.

Enzo: Come veto time, I stepped up my game big and came out victorious I'm excited for the Veto ceremony. I'm anxious to see, when I use it on myself, if Michele will nominate Natalie (who I suspect) or Justin (who I'm DESPERATELY hoping for). I'm gonna try and see if Rachel can convince Michele to nominate Justin and we can get rid of him. Keeping Pandangie and Pandanzo allive and well.

Angie: Bad thing about the veto competition results = Enzo was a bit faster than me.

Good thing about the veto competition results = Enzo will come off of the block and that's another vote for me to stay. Hopefully Natalie will go up in his place and then I'll have Britney's vote, as she told me yesterday she wishes Natalie was up instead of me and Enzo because she doesn't deserve to be here. And, Rachel will most definitely vote to keep me over Natalie. So, if everyone is telling the truth and being absolutely amazing, Natalie goes home if she goes up. But who knows what Michele is going to do...

With Enzo safe, Michele worked to find a pawn to use against Angie...

Michele (to Justin): I'm trying to figure this out... Honestly I feel paranoid about whoever I put up, like I don't see a 100% safe way to get Angie out and it's stressing me out.

Justin: Well I know for a fact that I'm gonna do what you want. With that being said... I wanted Enzo gone so much

Michele: Ugh me too. I really didn't WANT Angie to leave but now that's what I have to go for. If I nominated Natalie you would vote to keep her, right?

Justin: Yep. Without hesitation.

Michele: That's what I'm thinking as of now, cause I don't think people would be tempted to vote her out.

Michele: This is a really hard decision cause I'm betraying someone no matter what. I really don't want to nominate Justin cause I'm worried Rachel/Brit could decide to get him out and I need him longer. As of now I'm thinking Natalie because A) She sucks so people are less likely to boot her over Angie and B) If she stays she probably won't be able to win an HoH to get revenge on me. If Angie/Enzo both stay I'm so dead next week unless I go on a comp whoring run.

At the Veto ceremony, Enzo had an earful for Michele...

Enzo: I'd like to do THIS (flips the bird). That’s right Michele, gasp you should, cuz that’s a middle finger and it's directed right towards your face. Look at it. If any of you onlookers are asking: Why are you so bitter at your nomination?? I mean you did nominate her last week Enzo! I would reply; Its not the nominations, it’s the way she went about it. I mean look at the reasons she gave out.

“Memphis accused you of being aligned with Enzo after his eviction” – Reason for Angie's nomination. I am almost at a loss for words for this one at its pure absurdity, but I'm not. Memphis hated me because I would’ve evicted him if it came to a tie and is just being his typical manipulative self by trying to control the game after his eviction. Sorry for getting caught in the crossfire Angie.

“Any time we chat it's about standing cats or random YouTube videos.” – HILARIOUUUUUUUUUUUS. You were like OMGZ ENZO THAT’S THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD. THANKS SO MUCH FOR MAKING ME LAUGH, I REALLY NEEDED IT! And then like 2 days later you're bitching that I don’t talk strategy with you.

FUCK YOUR REASONS MICHELE! FUCK YOUR FUCKING REASONS! Is nobody else SCOFFING at her? I know I am. Moving on from talking about ass douche Michele, it's time for my veto decision. I have...chosen...to use...the power of veto........on...myself. I'd like to now give the floor to Michele and let her make herself sound a little more batshit insane by nominating a replacement nominee and saying that her reasons are because Sharon said something week 2.

Michele: Get the fuck over yourself Enzo. My point was we NEVER talk strategy in the game. Therefore I had no reason not to nominate you because while I liked your personality you weren't someone I considered an ally or trusted to keep me safe at all. It's not called bitching it's a fucking speech your moron. I have to give a reason for my noms and I did. Everyone else in this game I have discussed strategy with at least once. Of course I choose to nominate you when we're at the final 7 and we still haven't gotten past non-game related chats.

Enzo: Oh Micheleeeee, I don't talk strategy with anybody so I'm sorry you were so obsessed with me and jealous that I wouldn't talk game with you. But that gives you no reason to insult my speech, god. You talking strategy with everybody but me doesn't surprise me. It just confirms my suspicions of you being a FRIGGIN alliance whore.

Michele: How am I obsessed with you? My speech was about you not talking game with me because you were a NOMINEE, and at the NOMINATION ceremony it is my job to talk about my reasons for NOMINATING the NOMINEES. I don't think I can make that any simpler so if you don't understand that by now there's nothing I can do for you. Also your statement about not talking strategy with anyone means that either: A) You're a liar, B) You suck. Seriously we're at final 7, how can you not talk to anyone about the game? And talking game does not equal alliance. The fact is I've only ever talked to you about voting like once, for two minutes. I've discussed voting with everyone else several times and at least talked about what's going on in the game.

Enzo: Okay, I'll go with A) I'm a liar. But the only reason I'm lying is cuz you CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!! Nah I'm just kidding. Just cuz I don't talk game with people doesn't mean I suck, i mean I'm gonna be in the final 6 and I've won 2 competitions, it just means I'm not a behind the scenes schemer like you.

Michele: ~_~ Have you ever seen a BB Winner who hasn't talked game with people? This isn't Survivor Borneo, I think reality tv is past the point of Strategy = evil. My reason was totally legit and you're acting like a brat in a lame attempt to get screentime for episodes.

Britney: At the veto ceremony, Enzo and Michele got into a fight. IT WAS SO HIGH-LARIOUS!!! I was totes laughing so hard. Like, omg, it's always so amazing when two people get into a tiff. Even if you like them both, it's so fun to watch. I was so glad that I wasn't involved, and that I didn't feel the need to say something! With both Enzo and Michele in the house next week, it will take maybe a little bit of the target off of my back and Rachel's because we know that if either of them win they will probz just nominate each other.

Michele: Enzo gave the most fucking ridiculously bitter speech ever for no reason. He's pathetic and he can die in a fire as far as I'm concerned. This is a desperate plea for screentime and it's really painful to watch him be so obvious. He clearly has no life. And holy shit he twisted my words so much. The point wasn't that we didn't have good conversations, it was that the conversations were NEVER about the game. Whatever. He is dead to me.

And when it came time to name a replacement, Michele nominated the most invisible houseguest as a pawn...

Michele: Anyway, moving on now. This decision was honestly the hardest decision I've had to make the entire game and I didn't want to make it. I don't really feel like I have good reason to nominate anyone else but I'm forced to choose someone. So with that being said I nominate NATALIE. If you are upset I understand but I think this is the safest bet I can make.

Natalie: *slaps Enzo and sits down on the chair* Dick.

Britney: As soon as Natalie is nominated she had to open her trap and say "Dick!". Like, honestly, STFU NATALIE! SERIOUSLY! I can't fucking stand her anymore. Like she doesn't do anything and then when she gets fucking nominated she gets fucking pissed! Like, you stupid bitch, you should just expect to be nominated because you're fucking irrelevant to the fucking game! NO ONE EVEN FUCKING REMEMBERS YOU, BEYOTCH! I can't even remember the last time I spoke to her! UGHHHH, I honestly want to shove her head in the toilet and then give her a wedgie! She's just soooo stupid and so pointless! Like, her entire life is pointless!

Michele: I'm SO nervous for this eviction. I ended up nominating Natalie and I really don't want her to go. If people are telling me the truth she's safe, but something seems... off? And then Rachel told me after Angie is gone we should all just agree as a house to boot Natalie so we don't have to stress out. Like wtf? I will probably agree to it if it comes up, but if I'm HoH I'll make it my goal to get Enzo out.

Not wanting to leave over someone who didn't even play the game let alone bother to shower, Angie went on the campaign trail. She already had Enzo's vote to stay, so she just needed to work on Britney, Rachel and Justin.

Angie (to Justin): Soooo I must ask you. I know you were voting to keep me against Enzo, but what are you thinking against Natalie? Hopefully the same?

Justin: This is actually tougher, because out of the two of you, I'm closer to you, but word is that Michele wants an original nominee gone this week and I don't want to go against her and you still leave. I don't know where Enzo, Britney, or Rachel stand. But it CANNOT be a tie.

Angie: I asked Rachel last night and she told me she is voting to keep me, because she was like "Natalie is still in the game?" I asked Enzo and he said he is voting to keep me as well. And Britney hasn't decided yet.

Justin: Oh that's awesome.

Angie: Honestly, I'm not going to sugar coat anything for you. Next week, I really do believe all 6 of the final six deserve to be here. Rachel has been HoH, you've survived the block more than once and have been HoH, Enzo has been HoH, Michele has won competitions, and so has Britney. I would appreciate to not be evicted against Natalie tonight.

Justin: I understand completely. Like April did more fighting than her.

Angie: I just don't want to leave before Natalie. Would you let me know what you're doing before tonight, though? I don't want to be shocked.

Justin: Definitely. I have learned over the past weeks that it's better to let people know.

Justin: So Angie does her plea. It's about how she just wants to beat Natalie. Well, the thing is that I'm not all for just letting people stay so they can beat someone. :/ How lame. Angie, you survived so many evictions, you are already memorable to the season. Angie is going home with Enzo being the only vote to keep her.

Rachel promised that Angie still had her vote to stay, along with Enzo's, but told Angie that Britney and Justin were evicting her.

Rachel (to Angie): I think the vote is going to be 2-2. And Michele will send you home.

Angie: Justin said he didn't want to tie it.

Rachel: Gah, I hate totally ratting people out, but Justin and Natalie are friends. He won't vote her out. It's going to be 2-2. Michele wants you out. And I know Enzo is keeping you.

Angie: So I basically have to work Britney all flipping day.

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Now all Angie had to do was secure Britney's vote...

Angie: So Brit Brit, I know you said earlier you wanted Natalie up over me so I'm going to assume I have your vote to stay tonight but I'm going to double check anyways <3 I asked Rachel last night and she told me she is voting for me to stay. And then I asked Enzo before I went to bed and he told me he would as well. So, I would really appreciate your vote to stay.

Britney: Totally. Like, I'm all for keeping the most deserving people in.

Angie: Next week there are still going to be 6 people. All 6 of which, in my opinion, deserve to be here.

Britney: Fo sho! Right now I am voting to evict Natalie.

Angie: I love you too much. I really appreciate that.

Britney: I LOVE ANGIE. She is really sweet and super nice. This week it is either keep Natalie, who I fucking HATE, or Angie, who is a huge potential threat, however, I really do like her. Hmmmmm it's a tough one!

Enzo: Scary vote. This is like the first time this game where the vote isn't already known and people aren't just getting ready for the next HOH. Me and Rachel (I think) are voting for Angie to stay. Justin is voting for Natalie to stay. And it's up to Britney as the deciding factor, if she votes out Angie, Angie's gone and I will likely follow her shortly. The cruciality of her vote is redic. Expecting the best, but in the back of my mind I can't help but worry about it. Long live the pandas.

Angie: Hopefully I'll be around after tomorrow. Britney told me she wanted Natalie out. That's one vote. Rachel told me she would vote to keep me. That's two votes. Enzo is voting to keep me. That's three votes. I need to campaign hard. If I survive this round, I'm going to be sitting in a pretty good place I would think.

At the eviction ceremony, Angie felt the sting of betrayal as both Rachel and Britney voted to evict her, along with Justin. Angie used her last few moments to call out those who had betrayed her...

Angie: Michele, keep up the challenge wins and you'll go far. I have no hard feelings towards you because you simply nominated me and it was probably in your best interest to anyway. You got me out before I was able to use my power next week. <3 LOVE IT.

Britney, you've been totally fake this entire game. You completely sat here and lied to my face minutes up to my eviction. You're probably the most fake person in this entire cast. I find it retarded that you couldn't have at least told me. I asked you to tell me what you had planned to do before the vote and you said you totes would because you "respect" me. So much for that, eh?

Rachel, you were the person I was the most shocked by. I can honestly say that I trusted you. You led me to believe for the entire day that you wanted me to stay. That's probably what hurts the most. I expected you to be honest with me out of everyone who voted against me because I felt like we really hit it off during this game and I considered you a good friend.

Natalie, I hope you're the next person evicted. I may be hurt by some of the others but at least they actually play the game. You probably didn't even campaign this round. Have fun competing drunk tonight, maybe it will make talking to you a little more bearable. Oh, and the people that voted to keep you? They all have said similar things but just maybe haven't been so up front about it. Nobody is going to vote for you to win this game and I'm just being honest when I say that.

And Justin. Oh Justin. You are probably the most shady person this game has to offer. You knew right away you were voting to evict me but instead you decided to lie to avoid confrontation. You told me you were closer to me than Natalie, but I was told that you and Natalie were actually friends. So, I'm going to call bullshit on that one. It wasn't a tough decision for you at all. All you've done is lie to me. You lied to me about your eviction vote a few weeks ago and you lied more today. And you didn't even tell me what you decided to do in the end.

Overall, great game! I had an awesome time but I'm obviously just a little hurt by the way things turned out. I completely understand on a strategic level why the majority of you decided to evict me over some piece of garbage that can just be dumped in the trash next week. Good luck to everyone and I hope you all have a terrible time trusting one another because it seems like almost everyone left does nothing but lie!

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Justin: I'm sorry. I found out that Rachel wasn't keeping you...

Angie: Justin, I'm already out of the game. No need to lie some more. Is it so hard to just tell the truth?

With that, Angie stormed out of the house, leaving the final 6 with a lot to think about.

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Week 8 - Part 2

Houseguests: Britney Haynes, Enzo Palumbo, Justin Giovinco, Michele Noonan, Natalie Martinez, Rachel Reilly


Angie's eviction had sent the house into a tailspin. Enzo felt disgusted with his fellow houseguests for evicting her from the game...

Enzo: Most disrespectful eviction yet... Do people not honor the Warzone game as much as I do?? Angie has clearly proven herself and Natalie does absolutely nothing. Fuck em.

Britney was livid that Angie had called her the most fake houseguest in the game...

Britney: The plan all last week was to evict Angie. She was a threat, she was extremely likable, and she always talked about the same effing things. So when it came around to voting for her, it should have been easy, right? WRONG! Angie kept guilt dripping me into voting for her to stay. She kept going on and on and on, saying all these sad sappy things. It got to the point where she just wouldn't shut the fuck up! I would leave her alone and then 5 secs later she would come back to talk to me! So, to shut her up I had to lie to her about my vote!

And then on her way out the door, Angie has the nerve to call me fake!? FUCK YOU BITCH! I am SOOOO not fake! THAT IS INSULTING! I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT! She said I was the fakest person in the house, EVER! That is a total lie! I have been one of the most honest people this series has ever seen! Angie is once again completely delusional.

Angie was fake too! She told me that she wouldn't have nominated me if she stayed in the house, however, she told Rachel that her secret power would allow her to automatically win HOH and nominate two people. Who would have been one of those nominees? BRITNEY! So Angie, don't fucking kid yourself! You're just as fake as I am, bitch! And thanks for calling me a slut behind my back, I'll take it as a compliment coming from a person like you.

And it wasn't long before all hell broke loose in the Warzone house. On Angie's way out, Justin had said that he voted to evict her because he found out at the last minute that Angie didn't have Rachel's vote. After Angie walked out the door, Rachel tried to stay quiet for about 2 seconds before she couldn't take it anymore and blew up on Justin.

Rachel: ~FUCK YOU, JUSTIN. I didn't even talk to you, twat. So don't push your backstabbing Angie onto me, fuckface.

Justin: I know I didn't talk to you, Rachel. I only talked to Angie, Enzo, and Britney today. I found out you were voting Angie out, that's not putting the blame on you.

Rachel: Don't throw my name into the mix then? And don't make it seem like your whole vote was weighing on just my decision alone. That's basically saying it's all my fault that Angie still isn't in this house, which I don't appreciate ~AT ALL. Got it? Thanks, douchewaffle.

Justin: Rachel, you trying to get attention is so annoying. If this is your way of spicing thing up, whatever, but don't act all innocent, cause you have gone behind my back and grouped me and Natalie together to I don't know how many people. If you think we are so close, WHY DIDN'T YOU EVICT HER? BECAUSE YOU ARE A TRASHY FAKE PERSON. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK OF ME.

Rachel: You finally grew a pair to actually attack me? Oh my God, you're growing up, Justin! Congrats! *Slow clap. It's really funny that you're calling me the fake one, when you're the one lying about votes left and right and trying to paint yourself in this perfect light to every evicted houseguest that walks out this door. I'm onto you, mother fucker. If I had it my way, you'd be the next one to walk out the door, and I'm hoping to God that you do. You're such a repulsive, vile player and I don't respect you at all. As for you and Natalie? Um, don't bullshit me. You two are somewhat grouped together in a way, so stop trying to deflect bullets that are 100% legit. The fact of the matter is, is that you did try to throw me under the bus to Angie, regardless of what you say. Everything that spews out of your mouth is complete garbage. Everyone has known since earlier in the game that you're someone that can't be trusted. You're a shady douchebag and nothing more than that. You lie to basically everyone in this game and then think that just saying sorry will fix everything? Um, no. The difference between you and I is that I own up to what I do. I voted out Angie. I owned up to it. I didn't try to push it on someone else like you. When someone thinks of Justin from WZ5, they'll think chicken shit, crybaby, and fake-ass fucker.

Justin: TIMEOUT on Justin's part. I don't care if people hate me. I really am sorry about going 'off' on you Rachel. I usually have my emotions more in check than that. I don't like to be like that. If you are coming after me, then I will come after you and be civilized in that manner. So in your words 'Bring it on.'

Rachel: Don't forget to grab April's life vest in the meantime.

Natalie: Hi, I'm boring.

Justin: I want to win HOH and put up Rachel. I'm so sick of these drama queens and kings. Geez, it's a game. I have lied and will continue to lie. This isn't rainbows and butterflies. Geez, these people suck. I probably just got myself a huge target, but seriously Rachel is just fake and just tries to get attention for no reason. Ugh, if I'm the next to go, then I hope Rachel is in the Final 2, so I can vote against the train wreck. I have bit my tongue too much in this game.

The houseguests soon learned that the round was not over. The houseguests would play a week's worth of Big Brother in one live show, and another houseguest would soon be evicted. To start things off, the houseguests would play an HOH competition called "Facing the Facts." They were each given a giant computer screen with a Wikipedia page detailing the Warzone 5 game. However, the page contained 7 incorrect facts. The houseguests would have 10 minutes to find and correct the false statements. At the end of 10 minutes, the person with the most correct answers would win.

At the end of the game, Michele was crowned HOH for the second time in a row, and she only had a few minutes to strategize before she would have to announce her nominations live. She quickly gathered her fellow Femme Fatales Britney and Rachel in the storage room to discuss the nominations. She needed to figure out a way to keep Justin safe without them suspecting that she had made a deal with him.

Michele: I want Enzo to go obviously But who should I nominate ergh...

Britney: Put up Enzo and Justin. Natalie won't win Veto.

Rachel: And then if someone comes down put up Natalie.

Michele: But I really want Enzo to go over Justin. =\

Britney: Put them both up.

Rachel: Yeah just do it.

Britney: Then we don't have the risk of Justin or Enzo winning veto.

Michele: Can we please boot Enzo though? I want him to go during my HOH.

Rachel: Michele, don't play personally. Enzo sucks.

Michele: He's a bigger threat to me though.

Rachel: But we have the votes. Always. It's us 3 against these losers.

Michele: I'm sorry,but Justin won't win veto and like I NEED Enzo to go. If Enzo wins I'm against one of you and I'm gone.

Rachel: I understand. <3

Britney: Totes!

Britney: Rachel and I told Michele to nominate Justin and Enzo, in the hopes that Justin would go. Michele, just completely ignored us. She didn't even listen to what Rachel and I had to say, WHICH IS EXTREMELY RUDE!!!!!!!!!!! This is suppose to be an ALLIANCE! Notice how Alliance starts with ALL! That means that ALL of us matter! Everyone in the alliance! It's not Iance! It's not all about fucking Michele! So, at that moment, Rachel and I decided that Michele is OUT of the alliance! SHE IS DEAD TO US! Once you cross us, you're out! There are no second chances!

The houseguests were soon called into the living room, where Michele had to stand and announce her nominations. Much to the chagrin of Britney and Rachel, she kept Justin off the chopping block...

Michele: Well the first nominee is obvious: Enzo. The second one was a much tougher decision. Some people won't agree with this... but I feel like I need Enzo to go for my safety in the house. So I nominate the pawn, Natalie.

Enzo and Natalie took their seats in the nomination chairs, but before they had time to get comfortable, it was time to head outside for the Veto competition. The game was called "Let It Slide." The houseguests would have to complete 3 rounds of sliding puzzles. In Round 1, the first 4 houseguests to finish their puzzles would move on. In Round 2, the first 2 to finish would move on. In Round 3, the first person to finish would win the Power of Veto.

Round 1 saw Justin and Natalie eliminated. In Round 2, Enzo and Britney lost the game. In the final round, Michele and Rachel finished at the exact same second. In a tiebreaker, Michele defeated Rachel and won the Power of Veto.

Michele: I have the iPod app and am obsessed with it.

Britney: OMG, LIKE HAI GUYS! Check out my Iphone! It's a mutant crossbreed between an Ipod and an phone! I bought it because its an "I"Phone, not an "ALL"Phone, cause we all know I'm all about myself! It's pretty much the coolest portable gadget ever made. It has only one button and everything else is operated by the touch screen. It's an ipod, a phone, and an internet browser. It can also be a remote control, computer mouse, electric razor, mouse trap, a taser, deodorant, hand grenade, challenge answer stealer, a condom, wipes your ass, and gives you eternal life! TOO BAD YALL DON'T HAVE ONE *SNICKERS*

To no one's surprise, Michele decided to keep her original nominations intact...

Michele: Anyways I'm not using veto.
Enzo: THANKS FOR NOTHING MICHELE.

With the eviction coming up shortly, Michele pulled Britney and Rachel aside to make sure they were still on board with evicting Enzo... However, Britney and Rachel had other plans in mind.

Michele: So what are you guys gonna do?

Rachel: I so want to send Natalie out. x__x; But I don't want you mad.

Michele: I just don't think it benefits us. Like Natalie will never win a competition.

Rachel: Ugh, it's so unfair though. Natalie's just floating.

Britney: I'm sick of her.

Michele: If Enzo wins I don't think he'll nominate Justin. So one of us will go.

Rachel: He hates Justin. Justin hates him... which is why I like that dynamic. Let them kill each other. And we control votes...

Michele: But if two of us are nominated... our votes won't matter.

Rachel: MICHELE WE GOT YOUR BACK.

Michele: I know you do, sorry for freaking out I just think Natalie is a total non threat...

Britney: Don't worry! I just don't like keeping a floater in. It's not against you. It's against the bore whore Natalie.

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Although Michele had pretended not to be angry with Britney and Rachel, she was burning up on the inside. Her supposed allies were about to screw her by keeping her biggest nemesis in the game over a totally worthless player. Frustrated, Michele went to Justin to vent...

Michele: They're not listening to me. They say that this is just cause they dont want to keep an inactive... but then why did they boot Angie earlier tonight? Like I realized I asked for that, but I asked for this too.

Justin: Things will pan out.

Michele: Yeah, and we just need to stick together... cause like at this point I trust you the most.

Justin: Thanks, ditto.

Michele: I think they probably will want Enzo to win the next HOH so I go... then they can get rid of you and then Enzo.

Justin: So not gonna happen. I think I would put Enzo and Rachel up.

Michele: Yeah, we just NEED to win HoH.

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Knowing that Britney and Rachel were against Natalie, Justin joined them to be with the majority. With that, Natalie became the fourth member of the jury.

Rachel: *Helps Natalie to the door.*

Michele: She won't even notice she's gone.

Rachel: *Opens and pushes her out into the lobby.*

Justin: She left alcohol and everything on the floor.

Rachel: People who can't hold their liquor are vile.

Britney: They should send her straight to AA.

Rachel: I know. What a hot mess.

Britney: Scratch out hot. Just mess.

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Week 9

Houseguests: Britney Haynes, Enzo Palumbo, Justin Giovinco, Michele Noonan, Rachel Reilly


In the aftermath of an intense double eviction week, the house was divided. On the surface, it looked like the alliance Britney, Rachel and Michele were dominating the game. But in reality, it was Michele and Justin versus Britney, Michele and Enzo. Michele's refusal to nominate Justin had set Britney and Rachel off. And after Britney and Rachel had kept Enzo in the game, Michele was ready to cut ties with them.

Michele: I am definitely at my lowest low of the game because I feel like I am in such a crappy position and have a huge target on my back. I think all I can do from now on is win as many comps as possible and try to Sheila my way to the finals.

I am fucking LIVID about how Fast Forward went. Britney and Rachel can seriously burn in hell for all I care. First of all they tried to completely steamroll over my opinions for nominations. Um hello, I won HoH, I get to choose, not you. And thank GOD I didn't nominate Justin like they wanted because if I did he would be gone right now. I really wanted Enzo to go. And above all I needed Justin to stay. So when they told me to nominate both of them I asked if they would vote out Enzo over Justin. Their replies? Britney: Let's see how veto goes and then decide. Rachel: Don't play personal, Michele. Um FUCK that, it's my HoH and I will play personal if I want. And besides that, it's the best strategic move for me because Enzo is AFTER me.

So I don't nominate Justin and then they evicted Natalie, saying it wasn't fair to keep an inactive over someone who's trying. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? These are the same whores who thirty minutes ago wanted me not to even nominate Natalie and get Justin out. For fuck's sake if you're going to be a fake piece of shit to me at least come up with some seemingly legit reasons. Do they think I'm fucking blind? I know what's going on. They want Enzo still here so that they can help him win the next HoH and send me home, but then it won't be their fault and I won't be bitter.

Well those skanks better get ready for war because I'm done with them and I DO play dirty. Of course when they asked me if I was mad and I said "Of course not, girls to the end <3" because trust me if they think they can play fake to me I can play it right back. Me and Justin confirmed our alliance last night and if I win HoH, BOTH of those cunts are going up. YES, even over Enzo.

Justin: So Natalie left. Enzo is still here and I have to choose a side. I have Britney and Rachel on one side and Michele on the other. I think if Michele and I could beast the rest of these competitions, we could get to the end together. Rachel and Britney HAVE to be taking each other. They think I'm some huge snake in the grass. I really am just a sneaky player. Sneaky got me at least 5th. So something is right so far.

Britney: Sooooo happy to see Natalie go. For strategic and personal reasons. She's a drunken idiot and was a waste of space in this game. It's too bad she made it so far. GROSS ASS SKANK. Going into this next HOH, Rachel and I, and even Enzo, know that one of us HAS to win to HOH so that we can send Michele packing!

The HOH competition was called "Redo or Redon't." The game consisted of 3 rounds, each a miniature version of a past competition. The first person to correctly complete all 3 rounds would be the winner. Rachel, Britney and Enzo worked together to secure a victory for their alliance, but their efforts fell short. Michele pulled through and won HOH for the third time in a row.

Enzo: Can we get a non-nerdy thing so Michele stops winning?

Britney: I'm just going to record my voice saying "Congrats Michele!" and just play it after everyone competition lolz. Seriously though, CONGRATS AGAIN MICHELE! YOU GO GURL!

Michele: Ew at Enzo's bitterness. Sorry you're at too low a level to compete with me but that's really not my problem.

Enzo: Michele just won HOH. Not much to say, but that is friggin piss. Britney said she would rather be gang raped by a group of pigeons than vote for Michele in the final 2. Well said Britney, well said indeed. Will Enzo survive this week? I DON'T KNOW. YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT!

Justin: Why is Michele the new Sheila? Haha, this is crazy. I am safe with Michele and in a perfect world, Rachel AND Britney would be going up and Michele wins Veto and doesn't use it. I would try to win it and honestly, I wouldn't use it either. If they want to be BFFs, then they can go through an eviction together.

Michele: OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD. YEEEEEEESSSSSS <3 I made it to the final four <3 I could NOT possibly be any happier. I deff think I'm living up to the stereotypical Warzone comp whore and hopefully I can keep it up till the final 2.

So this week is gonna be DRAMA. Tomorrow I'm stabbing people in the back and they won't be happy about it, and they have a tendency to be loud. Whatevs. I need to make a power move to win respect from the jury anyway. The big fear of course is Enzo winning the veto and therefore forcing me into backdooring Justin.

Britney: MICHELE WINS HOH! WTF!? THIS AGAIN!

WHY DOES SHE KEEP WINNING EVERYTHING!? WTF!? IS SHE FUCKING PART BITCHBOT!

Honestly, her winning is getting a little old. Like, she's so fucking greedy! LET SOMEONE ELSE WIN FOR A CHANGE! Doesn't she know that winning every challenge was so Season 2!? SHELIA HELLO!? WAY TO BE UNORIGINAL MICHELE! Stop trying to copy the strategies of past players!

She's going to win, I just know it. Cause all she has done is whored up the competitions and not have pissed anyone off! 1 WAY TICKET TO WINSVILLE! While I sit here, hated by all 4 Jury Members so far, and have 0 chance at winning. 1 WAY TICKET TO LOSERSVILLE!

So....there could be a good chance that maybe Rachel and myself will go up...Michele could be pissed that we voted to keep Enzo and now she wants revenge.

Later that night, Michele called everyone upstairs to see her HOH room. Britney and Rachel didn't stay very long before they couldn't take it anymore. They headed downstairs and went into the storage room to bash Michele.

Britney (to Rachel): I can't take this. I hate her. Watch me and you go up.

Rachel: I really do think we'll be backdoored. One of us. She'll look like a hero to the Jury and earn all their votes.

Britney: Yeah she will. THIS SUCKS. She probably saved the past competitions on her Iphone and made an app out of them and practiced like all last night. 3 weeks in a row! This is disgusting!

Rachel: Hate her. So much.

Britney: I love after one hater leaves, we find someone new to hate.

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Although Michele was leaning towards putting Britney and Rachel up, Enzo was still on her radar. She called Enzo up to the HOH room to pick his brain and find out where he stood.

Michele: So I know that you hate me and don't want to talk to me... but I actually want to talk calmly for once if you're willing.

Enzo: What's up.

Michele: I want to talk about the game if you're willing, cause like I'm not gonna lie I feel totally confused... I mean obviously I felt nervous cause I knew if you were HoH I'd go up. And I feel like the reason people kept you is probably because they want you to take me out for them or me to take you out later and they get a free week cause we're in some kind of rivalry...

Enzo: Yeah well it doesn't really matter now. Cuz even if I stay this week it's final 4 and I'd have to beat you in like both HOH and PoV.

Michele: But it's funny to me because people didn't even want me to nominate Natalie but then when it was her vs you she had to go cause it was "disrespectful to the game", when they never cared about that before. I think people probably want me out but don't want to be the ones who do it themselves.

Enzo: I'D LIKE TO DO IT MYSELF!!!! I just dont know if I've got the skilllllllllzzzzzzzzz.

Michele: Honestly I expected people to help you with HoH so that you could take me out.

Enzo: I wish.... And were you talking about being angry and not trusting the other 3 cast members?? I'm just curious so I can get them to target you.

Michele: I'm nervous about EVERYONE and it's probably my paranoia but oh well.

Enzo: I'm surprised I stayed unanimously... I didn't campaign.

Michele: So you didn't know you were gonna stay?

Enzo: No I wasn't sure and when it was 3-0 I was like ohhhh people are just following Michele, those assholes.

Michele: But anyway I just wanted to see your thoughts on things...

Without saying anything, Enzo opened Michele's HOH fridge, opened a beer and headed downstairs to the kitchen. Michele shook her head in disgust.

Michele: Okay so that fucker Enzo is really digging his own grave. Like seriously he's making it near IMPOSSIBLE for me not to nominate him, but I'm FER SURE not nominating Justin so I feel like it's better to nominate Brit/Rachel together than just one of them. Ergh. I may try Plan B and see if there's any possible way I could convince Rachel that Justin won't go after her and Britney is a threat to us.

It was time for Plan B. Michele called Rachel upstairs to the HOH room to ease her into the idea of nominating Britney. And although Rachel had just been bashing Michele downstairs with Britney, she now had to make Michele believe she was on her side.

Rachel: I want you to know that even though Natalie got the boot... I still am loyal to you.

Michele: Alright, yeah I'm not gonna lie that it concerned me... and like part of me worries Britney and Enzo could have something. When you guys decided to evict Natalie was it mutual? Or like did Britney suggest it?

Rachel: Britney suggested it.

Michele: That's what I thought. I feel like Britney wants him here, but she doesn't wanna be the one to put the knife in my back so she's keeping Enzo so that he can get me out for her.

Rachel: I think so too. I think Britney has a connection with Justin too. She's like close with all of us. Literally. And I hate Justin. I think he's a toolbag.

Michele: I don't know where he stands exactly...

Rachel: When I attack Justin, Britney never helps. Like. In the past when I've fought with people, she's helped. But when I do Justin, she never does.

Michele: Ugh Britney is just such a threat. Like honestly it'd be good for us for her to go this week but I have no idea how to do it. I basically am just thinking that I want to go to finals with you and what's the easiest path to get there. If Brit did go up it'd be huge fireworks...

Rachel: Oh god. I'd have an earful THAT FUCKING SKANK MICHELE. AND HER UGLY ASS HAIR.

Michele: She'll be creative I'm sure.

Rachel: She's so catty. I am TOO, but she's soooooo vocal about it. April. Sharon. Annie. List goes on.

Michele: I find it funny actually but I'm sure when it's against me it'll just be annoying. And like it sucks cause if I based this decision purely on who I like, she'd go to final 3 with us for sure. Cause I like tallking to her and she does make me laugh. And also if something does go wrong and neither of us win, I rather see her win than one of the guys.

Rachel: I so so so so agree.

Michele: I still have some time to decide I guess but not much...

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At the nomination ceremony, Britney and Enzo found themselves on the chopping block...

Michele: I nominated Enzo and Britney for eviction. Enzo, it's clear that we're both going after each other. I do respect that you at least are upfront about it but the fact still remains the same that if you're HoH, you'd nominate me. Britney, this was the much harder decision and I know there's nothing I can say to make this better or make you understand. You've been doing everything you can to keep Enzo. You voted out Natalie over Enzo because you said she didn't deserve to be here. And you insisted it was against her, not me. But I just can't bring myself to believe that reasoning. Especially since earlier in the night when we were talking about who I should nominate you didn't mention Natalie as a possibility except for as a replacement nominee. You were fine with voting out Justin, but not Enzo. That leads me to believe that you want Enzo in this game because you see me as a threat, but didn't want to put the knife in my back yourself. So you want him to do it for you.

Britney: Gosh! I knew this would happen! I knew I would be nominated because of some jealous bitch that has puss seeping from her herpes blisters!

Britney: I thought Michele might nominate me, but I didn't really know! I went into the nomination ceremony nervous, but I kept telling myself "Oh, no, Michele won't nominate me, we're the Fatal Femmes, we're a team, she would never be that cruel!" And then......She walks up to the kitchen table, caring the Keys, wearing those stretched out tights she calls pants, and nominates me!

She is just so rude! And so selfish! I was going go to and try to evict her, yet she HAD to go after me first! Doesn't she know that she should let others go first!? WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS, MICHELE!? Rude, little child!

Britney decided to seek revenge by defacing Michele's memory wall photo with a permanent red marker...



Britney: I totally tripped and fell and got red marker all over Michele's Memory Wall picture. How sad.... The worst part is! It's permanent marker! OH NO! It will never come off! What a terrible, tragic accident.

Michele: Oh dear. At least it's not as permanent as the black and white effect heading towards your memory wall picture, Britney.

Britney: It's called grayscale, beyotch. And I look great in black and white. It makes me look very studious. However, too bad my little red marker won't cover up those stretch marks on your fat ass. Mmmhmm, yeah. Those are permanent too, aren't they?

Michele: It also makes you look evicted, which is the part I'm most looking forward to. And can you make up your mind on your insults? You like to throw out words like whore and skank instead of taking the time to think of things that actually apply to me. For example, if I want to insult you, I would say something that's actually true such as "You are a whiny self entitled hypocritical bitch who can't take what you dish out."

Britney: Um, last time I checked, skank and whore actually do apply to you. Mhm, yeah they do. Obviously my insults are doing the job because they're pissing you off. If they're so lame, why do you bother responding, Michele? It's actually nice to see that you're showing a little pizzaz in this game. Because, just like you're gameplay, you have been on the dull side. Talk about some MAYJAH Zzzzzz's! And I am a self entitled hypocritical whiny little bitch and I OWN it and LOVE it! Not to mention, TWERK (love this werd) it! Also, being evicted does not scare me, because I did what I came here to do. I made my mark on the Warzone Series! Season 5 is the BRITNEY SEASON! No one is going to remember you Michele. When you say "I was in Big Brother Warzone 5" everyone will cheer "OMG, THE ONE WITH BRITNEY!?". So bitch, saddle up and ride on back into my shadow, then deal with it! *diva snap*

Michele: And I would gladly respond that "Yep! I'm the one who evicted that little shit!" Anyway, I'm glad you at least realize what a waste of a human being you are. It's good that you'll get attention from this game since you're clearly worthless in real life and most likely have never gotten this much attention before. It's really sad that you have to use this game to build up your confidence. It won't make you feel any better about your mess of a real life, Britney.

Britney: GURL, I walked away! That means the conversation is ovah! OVAH! See mah hand, it's in yo face! YO FACE! And yes, while playing this game you developed so much insight into my real life. *dramatic eye roll* You know exactly who I am, and exactly how I live my life, riiiiiiight. *dramatic eye roll x 1000000* This is a game Michele. I'm just having fun lolz. But, dayum, gurl, you are harsh! I am impressed! You are taking that underdog persona and turning it into a real cutthroat beyotch. If you keep it up in the Final 4, you might change my mind about you. Watch out people!

Britney: I decided to deface her memory wall picture with my TRUSTY RED MARKER! HAHA MANCHELE, BET YOU WISH YOU HAD ONE OF THOSE! I think I did a really good job! The red ink really brings out the red highlights in her hair, and also covers up the wrinkles in her crusty face. I hope she tries to scrub it off so hard that her hands begin to bleed! But, that won't be a problem for her! We all know red is a good color on Michele! *snickers*

Even though making fun of Michele and ruining her life makes me feel better, it still doesn't change the fact that I'm nominated. My only hope at this point, is the Veto!

Britney, Rachel and Enzo devised a plan to have Rachel win the Power of Veto. Rachel would then be able to save a nominee, and Justin would be the only possible replacement. Their alliance would hold the power to send Justin home and thwart Michele's plans.

Enzo (to Britney): I hope Rachel wins!! Saves one of us and then MICHELE HAS TO NOMINATE JUSTIN.

Britney: ME TOO. I'm just so mad about this. Like, I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN.

Enzo: She's such a bitch. She tried to talk to me and get me to like tell her I wasn't coming after her. I was like LMAO.. no.

Britney: What a whore.

Enzo: Yeah she was like yeah I'm gonna nominate Rachel and Britney if you just tell me something nice.

Britney: Wow, what a bitch. I am going to tear her up at the Veto.

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Rachel (to Britney): If I win POV I'm taking you down and she HAS TO PUT UP JUSTIN. AND WE VOTE HIM OUT.

Britney: Oh my God, thank you so much! I WOULD LOVE THAT. I'm just so mad that Michele would do this. Enzo said she tried to like make a deal or whatever... and Enzo shot her down. That's why he's up. She probably was going to put you and me up.

Rachel: ...Wow.

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The Veto competition, hosted by Warzone 2's Natalie, was called "Galerie de Chatty." The game consisted of 4 rounds. In each round, the houseguests would be asked a question about an evicted houseguest. They would then have to search an art gallery for a picture of that houseguest. The last person in each round to check in with the correct picture would be eliminated.

Britney: The challenge was really fun, and it was hosted by Chatalie! From Season 2 and 4. She's actually, so much cooler in person, I have to say! Like, on TV, she comes off as this crazy ass bitch that yells the C-Word all the time....and in person she..........errrr well....basically does the same thing. BUT I LOVE HER! WE WOULD SO BE BFFs.

Enzo was the first to be eliminated, followed by Britney. Michele was next out, leaving Rachel and Justin to battle it out for the Veto. Rachel fought her hardest to win the Veto for her alliance, but she ended up picking up the wrong picture, giving Justin the win and sealing Britney's fate...

Britney: I was surprised Justin won! Because, like, ..... it's Justin. I was really angry though, because I just wanted Rachel to win SOOOOO BAD. If Rachel would have won, she would have saved me and Michele would be forced to nominate Justin. Then, we could just evict him.

Justin: JUSTIN IS STAYING AROUND! WHAT'S THIS? Nothing.....just THE POWER OF VETO!

I am soooo ecstatic right now. If I were Rachel, I would be nervous that I could basically nominate her. But I'm probably not going to. I think I am taking the Michele deal above all others and Britney is the casualty.

After the competition, a fight broke out in the backyard...

Enzo: I'm just glad we don't have a dumbass Michele ceremony.

Britney: ME TOO. God. I'm sick of them.

Michele: If you're sick of them maybe you should try harder in competitions.

Britney: Hmm, did you guys hear something!? I heard like some weird noise that had no personality.

Michele: You might want to take a break guys, sounds like your creativity on insults is running low.

Britney: The only way you'll get to the Final 2 is if you win your way there. No one likes you, we all talk about you behind your back.

Michele: If you all talk about me behind my back I guess I made the right decision to nominate you.

Britney: Yeah you did. And I wouldn't have gotten Enzo to nominate you. You see, I'm not scared about getting blood on my hands. I would have done it myself.

Michele: Then why are you complaining? Cause I did what you were planning first?

Britney: Um, I complain about everything. I'm complaining cause I want to. And, I just like making fun of you so much.

Michele: Alright, well as long as you're making yourselves feel better about being nominated. I wouldn't know how it feels to be on the brink of eviction right before final 4.

Britney: Well duh you won HOH. Are you stupid? Of course you wouldn't.

Michele: My point was I'm glad you can vent, I wouldn't understand since I'm safe.

Britney: You wouldn't understand venting? You're making like no sense.

Michele: I was rubbing it in your face how one of you is probably going soon, UNDERSTAND NOW?

Britney: Honestly, I just don't like you personally. I never really have. Talking to you has always been a chore. But, I guess you just brought out the fake in me.

Michele: Considering multiple people in this game have called you out as being fake maybe the problem isn't me, Brit. I keep trying not to make it personal between us but you keep insisting on it. Oh well, part of the game I guess. Anyways this is getting repetitive so I'm done here. Feel free to trash talk me as much as you want once I leave.

With that, Michele stormed inside, slamming the sliding glass doors behind her.

Britney: Thank God she's gone.

Enzo: I'm glad somebody hates her as much as I do!

Britney: She's such a drag. Like honestly, she brings nothing to this game. She's so disgusting and vile.

Enzo: Yeah Michele wanting to bring Natalie to the final 5? Like is that a joke?!

Britney: I know! That is so disrespectful to the rest of us. Natalie was inactive and Michele would rather keep her over someone who actually wanted to be here. That is so not winner quality.

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At the Veto ceremony, Justin chose to leave things as they were...

Justin: I've decided NOT use the Power of Veto.

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With the nominations set in stone, Justin and Rachel decided to make the vote a tie...

Justin: Rachel and I talked and we will tie the vote, Michele evicts Britney. I get blamed for it, but hey I can take it as long as she's walking out of the door. The fans will probably cry, but I don't care. She is a threat to me, she won't take me to Final 2. If I were down at her level, I'd be yelling at her like she yelled at Michele. Like what does that do? Does that make her win the veto? No. Does that get my vote? No. Does that make Michele vote to evict her in the event of a tie? Definitely.

Rachel (to Michele): I just talked to Justin. Him and I will tie the vote and it'll go to you. And you do what you want. Are you fine with that?

Michele: That's fine, yeah. I don't really care about pissing them off. I'd actually ENJOY making them go through another speech of mine.

Michele: I heard from Rachel that Justin is being chicken shit and wants to split the votes so I have to break the tie and neither of them have to backstab someone. Normally that would drive a final 5 HoH crazy, but I think it would be hilarious for Britney's game to end from yet another Michele speech. Especially after she specifically said "I'm just glad we don't have to listen to another Michele speech." So it's totes in my opinion that if this week is totes up to me Bitchney is totes going home. Tootles!

And although Justin promised Britney his vote to stay, Britney wasn't buying it...

Britney: Justin HAS said that he WILL vote to keep me. But, as we look into the past at Justin's honesty track record, we all know that he basically lies to everyone about his vote because he is just a giant pussy that has no backbone. So, Justin could very well be lying to me. Michele, once again, did not nominate him. So, they're obviously working together. If they're working together, then my fate has already been decided and I am walking out those doors on eviction night.

Things do not look good for me. I am not even 100% certain Rachel will even keep me. She has been exceptionally distant this round, and my fears of her turning on me are making me paranoid. She says she will vote to keep me, however, what I am afraid of is that she will tell Justin to vote against me, forcing and tie and all the blood will fall on Michele's hands. Karma could be a huge bitch, and I could go out just like how everyone else has gone out.

I really feel that this is the true test of how good of a player you are. When you're nominated, and are the prime target, if you can somehow convince the others to keep you, then I think that proves that you're a good player. It's easy to just nominate, ride coattails, win competitions, and backstab, but it's hard to convince people to keep you, when they should actually vote you out.

Justin: I feel bad that I'm lying to Britney, but it's a game. I need her gone, and Rachel gone. I am going to lie to everyone. That is my gameplay. I lied and they are fools for believe everything. They have had many opportunities to evict me. I know I'm not the strongest, or the boldest, but I use what I know and it's got me to the final 4, which 10 other houseguests can't say they did.

At the eviction ceremony, Britney's worst fears came true. The vote came down to a tie, which Michele had to stand up and break live.

Michele: Well well well, what do we have here? Normally a tie vote in this situation is any final 5 HoH's worst nightmare, but after you both specifically said how glad you were not to hear another Michele speech, I find it to be pretty funny that one of my speeches is about to end your game. Now I'd love to drag this out, but I can't even attempt to pretend that this is a difficult decision for me. I totes happily vote to evict the totes stuck up self entitled little piece of shit BRATNEY. Bye bitch.

Britney: I'm not going to bother making a long dramatic speech like the other evicted Houseguests, we all know I am not an attention seeking whore like the rest of them, OBVI!!! I want to wish ALL yall good luck! Make the last few rounds interesting! And make sure to keep my shrine neat and tidy! Now, I am off to the Jury house to get crabs with Annie, say I'm going to be the saboteur and then not do it, with Memphis, eat pizza buns and listen to Usher with Angie, and then get hella drunk with Natalie! BAI BITCHEZ!!!!!!!! *moon walks out*

Britney: I'm wondering if I would have pretended to be nice to Michele and accepted her nomination, if she would have kept me. I honestly don't think she would have, but who knows. It's really sickening that she decided to get a personality at the Final 4. Like, shut up bitch, it's a little too late for that now.

Either way, I am TOTES excited to go to the Jury house! It's better than being with that pussy ass, no back bone little wiener and his master, the man troll. Plus, I get to see ANNIE! HUUUUURAAAY!!!

I had so much fun in this game. I'm not a tight ass like SOME PEOPLE, and hopefully I was able to bring a spec of entertainment.

We all know that I AM SEASON 5! I RAN THIS HOUSE! Like, the banner should be changed to have my face on it! LIKE JUST ME! IN THE CENTER!

BAI BIG BROTHER WARZONE! *blows kiss, then struts out*

[Chelsbot]

Week 10

Houseguests: Enzo Palumbo, Justin Giovinco, Michele Noonan, Rachel Reilly


With Britney out of the game, Justin set his sights on reaching the end of the game...

Justin: Final 4 Baby! I bet no one thought I'd be here. My strategy this game was to be social to most people and to work them. I have done that. I have manipulated a lot of people to do my bidding or to take out someone who was 'obviously' a bigger threat than me. You houseguests will never learn that the biggest threat is the one acting as if they are no threat at all. You can't be acting like the HBIC and think you will get the win. *cough* Britney *cough*.

Knowing that Rachel and Michele would be tough to beat in the end, Justin struck a new deal...

Justin: Hey Meow Meow, I don't know what your personal plans are, but I was thinking that I would like to go to the Final 2 with you. I just don't think that I can win AT ALL, but I definitely won't get a single vote against the girls. So yeah, I was just throwing that at ya.

Enzo: Yeah I doubt I can win either. I don't think anybody can win against Michele and I don't know how Rachel is perceived but I think she would win against us... so yeah, you're the the only one I have any shot against.

Enzo: Cool, I guess. I told Justin I wanted to go to the final 2 with him but I still OBVI want to go with Rachel, cuz shes the best. <33

The HOH competition was called "Your Days are Numbered." The houseguests would be asked a series of questions, each asking what day a specific event took place in the house. For each day an answer was off, the houseguest would have to take one step forward. So if the answer is "Day 5," and they wrote down "Day 3," they would have to take 2 steps forward. After 10 steps, the houseguest would step on a landmine and be eliminated from the competition. The person who had taken the least amount of steps after 10 questions or the last person standing would win.

The game did not last very long. After 2 rounds, everyone had stepped on a landmine, but Michele claimed victory, having taken the fewest number of steps.

Michele: I actually did pretty horrendously bad in the competition. I stepped on a land mine after two questions. But everyone else did even worse so I won which is pretty hilarious lmfao. I would say I'm pulling a Sheila but honestly I don't even feel like I'm this great competitor. Everyone else just sucks. I mean seriously these people can't solve a puzzle or make a decent guess for their lives. It's really pathetic, but it's benefited me so I guess I can't complain.

Knowing that final 4 nominations meant very little, Michele and Justin decided that Justin would go on the block to hide their alliance...

Justin: Michele wins HOH for the Sheila-th time. Glad for her, sucks for me. I told her to just nominate me and do the whole 'hide the alliance' dealo. Which I'm really whatever with. I just need the veto to send Rachel home. This week it's literally Justin vs Rachel.

At the nomination ceremony, Michele followed through with the plan...

Michele: I have nominated Enzo and Justin for eviction. Honestly these nominations really don't have impact since there's a 50/50 chance of a nominee winning the veto anyway. I won't bother making a speech since Enzo is a delusional prick who manages to twist everything I say anyway

Enzo: I don't have much to say other than it's pretty classless to nominate somebody 4 times in a row.

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Michele's next step was to make Rachel believe she was still on her side...

Michele: My goal is still to make finals with Justin, so I'm helping him out with studying for PoV and lying my ass off to Rachel. I'd kinda like him to evict Rachel if he wins just so I don't have to do it next round.

Rachel (to Michele): One of them has to go this week, because Enzo and Justin are going to take each other to the end.

Michele: We need the Veto. I think it'll be like listing order of competition wins and some kinda puzzle to it too. The good thing is they both suck at puzzles.

Rachel: I want us final 2. I don't want Justin or Enzo even close to the prize.

Michele: Me too. Like I obviously want to win, but if I can't I would rather see you win cause I'd be happy for you to win.

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The Veto competition was called "Stairway to Veto." Each houseguest had a staircase with the faces of the 10 evicted houseguests. There were also 20 placards. On each placard was a clue relating to a particular houseguest. On either side of each houseguest's face, they would place the 2 placards that had clues pertaining to that houseguest. Some of the clues related to more than one of the evicted houseguests, but there was only one way to complete the puzzle so the entire thing was correct. The first houseguest to correctly finish would win.

It was a close battle between Justin and Rachel, but Justin came out victorious.

Justin: Woo Hoo! Veto again! Looks like I will be in the Final 3. I wonder how many people thought I'd make it this far.....NONE. Screw them. I have worked hard to manipulate people and that obviously has worked better than doing nothing: Enzo; being "Popular": Rachel; being Sheila?: Michele. I'm so excited to win the Final HOH and do what I want to do which is win.

With her neck on the line, Rachel made a last minute pitch to keep herself safe...

Rachel: Are you going to evict me? Please just be honest.

Justin: I am 100% weighing the pros and cons.

Rachel: I can make a promise here and now, that you're my final 2. Enzo will win against you in the end, so will Michele. I have more enemies than you on Jury.

Justin: I just need to think a lot. It's not even really so much about the votes, cause I honestly think people will say I did nothing this whole game.

...but Justin was dead set on evicting his biggest threat.

Justin: I would actually feel 10x more worse than I do if this wasn't the first time we really talked this week. I'm not dumb, I know she'd have this game wrapped up in the Final 2. Love ya, but not that much.

Moments before the eviction, Enzo came to Justin with a shocking request...

Enzo: Justin, just vote me out. I'm over it. I can't do shit.

Justin: Why?

Enzo: 'cuz I cant do anything against Michele. It's stupid. I've got no chance to beat her in 2 out of 3 for the last HOH.

Justin: Then I will bring you, man.

Enzo: I doubt you can beat her in 2 out of 3 either.

Justin: We have to try, don't do this man.

Enzo: I mean I just think you have a better shot with Rachel playing than with me.

Justin: I cannot believe him. Why don't you just quit to save us all the trouble. Geez, it's a game. You win some, you lose some. Him giving up makes the little respect I had for him go out the door. Like we could've gotten rid of him so many weeks ago, but we didn't. Apparently he doesn't care that 10 other houseguests would love to be in his position. It's official: this is the season of fools. You heard it from me. "Big Brother Warzone 5: Season of Fools." Anyway, he is the easiest win in the final 2. And if I get to the final 2 with him you better believe this will be used against him.

In a live meeting, Justin took himself off the block, forcing Rachel to take his place.

Justin: I've decided to...use the Power of Veto on myself, so Rachel you have to take my place on the block.

The fate of Rachel and Enzo was now in Justin's hands. And despite Enzo's plea, he took this opportunity to dethrone the Red Queen...

Justin: Coming into this I had an idea what I was going to do. Thought hard about it. Pros and Cons, all that crap. So it still isn't easy. Ultimately, I have to make a decision that will hopefully get me to the Final 2 and a chance at winning this game. I don't think either of you understands how much I have thought about this, but in the end I have to go with my gut... to vote to evict Rachel. I know you are disappointed and probably annoyed/angry, but you are Golden, just like the Neato, and I have no doubt that this was your game to win. The only person that could have stood a chance against you would have been Britney. While I extremely respect your gameplay, I can't "Pull a Sarah" by evicting Enzo. I'm sorry to have to be the one to do it.

Rachel: ~OMG, I’M SO SURPRISED! Not. I honestly knew this was coming, I mean, who didn’t? It’s amazing how this was my first time being nominated this whole game, all the way up to the Final Four, and that’s when I get the boot? I say, pretty impressive! Hell, Justin, this is probably the only good move you’ve made all game, because let’s face it, you’ve been nothing but a back-up dancer in this music video called Big Brother Warzone 5. The bottom line is, you’re a pretty pathetic player and the fact that you even made it this far is nothing but sheer luck. Just the fact that players like myself, Britney, and Angie all had to go out before you just makes me sick to my stomach.

Before I go, I just want to say, Enzo, you’ve played a really good game up to this point. Don’t fuck it up in the Final Head of Household. You have a genuine nice guy persona unlike that fake ass fucker, Justin, and you being in the final 2 would be amazing. Make me proud and try to make it to the end. Michele, I love you to pieces. We’ve been aligned since the beginning and we’ve stayed close throughout it all. I would love to see you in the end, just due to the fact that you’ve broken out into a competitive steak of victories and I honestly think you deserve to be sitting in the end at this point and to even win. Whichever one of you makes it to the end and happens to win the Final Head of Household, do not take Justin to the end with you, he doesn’t deserve it. Be a competitor and choose to face each other in the end, because taking Justin to the end would just be lousy and you won’t get my vote, I promise you that.

So, let’s recap shall we? Justin, I hate you. You’re a stupid cunt and I wish nothing but the worst for you. I fucking hope you fail in the final Head of Household and I want nothing more than for you to be the final Juror. Hope to see you soon, twatlick. Enzo, try your hardest in the final competitions. It’s not hard for me to say that you’re not the best of competitors, but if try, I know you’ll be able to win and could very much possibly make it to the end of the game. Michele, keep doing what you’re doing. You’re a competition goddess and you’ve been kicking ass and taking names this last half of the game. It’d be too early to stop now, so keep it up, girl. As for me, I’m headed off to the Jury House to deal with some bitches I despise, like an old hag who has crabs and is seriously one of the most repulsive bitches I’ve ever met. Good luck ~WHOREGUESTS, and talk to you soon.

*Blows kiss, and walks out the front door.

[Chelsbot]

Week 11

Houseguests: Enzo Palumbo, Justin Giovinco, Michele Noonan


After being blasted by Rachel for being undeserving, Justin tried not to get discouraged...

Justin: I just evicted Rachel. She expected it and had a mean goodbye speech. Eh. If I thought getting to the end would be all happy and smiles, then I'd be an idiot. Everyone can yell at me all they want, but I still made it to the Final 3 and they didn't. It's a game and that's how I take it. No hard feelings at all to whatever people say about me, I can separate this game and people. So I am going to clear my mind and just focus on winning the Final HOH.

Although he and Michele had been working together, Justin knew his only chance of winning was to take her out of the game...

Justin: If I win HOH, I will HAVE to evict Michele, therefore making another enemy. I'd rather lose to Enzo because of a bitter jury than lose to Michele because they thought I sucked. I don't think Michele is dumb on any account. She knows she has set herself up to win this game and the only way to seal that is to win the Final HOH. If she doesn't, I think should would be smart enough to assume she'd be evicted. Even if I promised her final 2, I promised myself to play to win. I can't do both. :/

Michele: Wow, it's really hard to believe this game is coming to the end. It's been such a long road and even though it's been stressful as hell, I'm really gonna miss it.

I'm not sure how tonight's gonna turn out of if I'll still be here when it's all said and done, but either way I'm proud of my game and happy to have made it to the final three. This essentially is what I wanted and worked towards. I knew Britney and Rachel were the two best players and biggest threats to win the game and I hated the idea of being in the final 3 with them. Now they're gone, so we'll see if it's the right choice.

I'm not sure if either of the boys would take me to the end. I think they should take me, cause I'd probably be easier to beat, but I'm not gonna bet on my game on their brain capacities so I'm definitely gonna play my heart out for final HoH. If I win, I'll most likely take Justin to the end.

The houseguests learned that the final three part HOH would take place in one live meeting. The first round was called "Jury Duty" and it would test how well they had gotten to know their fallen comrades.

Chelsbot: I will ask you 6 questions about statements made by the jurors. For each, I will give you 2 possible answers. After I ask the question, you will have 30 seconds to answer "A" or "B". For each correct answer, you will earn a point. The person with the most points will win Round 1 of the final HOH competition and advance to the final round. Question 1... Who did Annie refer to as the "attention hoe in the house?" A) Britney or B) Rachel?

Everyone said A, and everyone was correct.

Chelsbot: Memphis said the fatal error he made in the game was: A) "Not using my power sooner." or B) "Not trying harder for HOH the week I was evicted."

The correct answer was A. Justin and Michele were correct.

Chelsbot: Angie said the one person she plans to never talk to again is: A) Natalie or B) Justin?

Everyone said B, which was incorrect.

Chelsbot: Natalie said the most shocking moment in the house was: A) "When Britney used her power." or B) "The moment I left."

The correct answer was B. Everyone got it right.

Enzo: So arrogant.

Chelsbot: Britney said the funniest moment this season was: A) "When I wrote on Michele's face." or B) "When Annie told me she had crabs."

Everyone correctly said B.

Chelsbot: Rachel said the houseguest she hopes to never talk to again is: A) "Annie. The cow is disgusting and I would love to never see her again." or B) "Memphis. He was a punk-ass bitch."

Everyone correctly said A, making it a tie between Justin and Michele.

Chelsbot: I'm going to ask you a question, the answer being a number. Whoever comes closest to the correct answer without going over will win. If you both go over, the closest number will win. In the Veto competition "Go Fish," there were 30 fishing spots. If you add up the point values of all the fish in all the spots, what number would you get?

Justin: 90

Michele: 112

Chelsbot: The correct number is... 128 points. Michele, you have won Part 1 of the final HOH competition!

Enzo: Hahah Michele wins. SHOCKA.

Michele (whispering to Justin): As long as you win part 2 we're final 2. <3

Justin: Mhm.

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Part 2 was called "It's About Time!" Enzo and Justin were given a timeline with spaces for 6 events that had taken place in the Warzone house this season. They would see 6 events that were not in the correct order. Their job was to place the events into the correct spaces. They would be given 15 minutes to compete, and the person with the most events in the correct spaces or the first person to finish correctly would win.

Michele did everything she could to make sure Justin defeated Enzo...


Michele (whispering to Justin): Holly was killed before April in HOH #1... Holly killed --> April killed --> Brit wins her third competition --> Britney thwarts Annie's HOH --> Michele wins her second competition --> Memphis evicted...

...and Justin emerged victorious, leaving him to battle Michele in the final round. The final game was called "On the 'Safe' Side." There were 6 locked safes. Starting with Safe #1, Michele and Justin would make their way to Safe #6. They would answer questions about events that took place this season to figure out the codes to unlocked the safes. The first person to open Safe #6 would be the final HOH of the season.

And after dominating the last four HOH competitions, the neuroscientist finally lost the power...

Chelsbot: Congratulations, Justin, you are the final and most powerful HOH!

Michele: Ugh I read like every question wrong. Congrats Justin.

Justin: Thank you!

Enzo: DANG good job Justin!

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With the power out of her hands, Michele tried to make sure her final 2 deal with Justin was still on...

Michele (to Justin): So obviously I hope you keep your word... but even if we didn't make that deal I think it's best to keep me cause Enzo has 3 votes for sure...Annie, Angie, Britney...

Justin: You'll have Britney...

Michele: Not over you... You could so easily argue against my game cause all I did was win competitions. And Rachel likes me now, but she doesn't know I lied to her and helped you win competitions.

Justin: Honestly, the only way I could get even 2 votes is evicting you. And my heart is now saying not to do that. I hate that so much.

Michele: Against me you can get votes for sure cause I KNOW my game is all competitions...

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Before the vote, Enzo and Michele were given one last plea...

Chelsbot: The power to evict now rests solely in Justin's hands. In just a few moments you will cast your vote for eviction live. But first, both nominees will have a chance to plead their case. Enzo, you can go first.

Enzo: NICE. Well I usually bash Michele, but I'm really gonna talk about what a great game she played. She basically won every single competition, it was insane. Shes a monster and I think if she were in the final 2 you'd get killed just because she would play that up to NO END. I've only won 2 competitions and a lot of the people on the jury don't like me at all. VOTE TO EVICT MICHELE!! Thank you, that'll be all other than my response to Michele's speech.

Chelsbot: Michele, what would you like to say?

Michele: Well I realize that you might think I'm a threat but I don't feel I am, it's so easy for everyone to say I'm only here because of competitions. Look at Sheila. Enzo is a nice guy and literally no one has ever said anything bad about him (except me). He'd for sure get Annie, Angie and Brit I feel. Against me there's people that are mad at me and that I backstabbed... and Rachel still doesn't even realize I betrayed her but it will come out during jury if you take me). Me and Enzo played different games and I think his was a lot more balanced than mine. Everyone loves Enzo in this game, he played a lot better than me socially. I didn't really make personal connections.

Enzo: Haha Rachel said she loved you.

Michele: She doesn't know I helped get her out. She'll be livid when she hears that.

Enzo: I think she hates Justin more than you regardless of what you've done...

After hearing both his housemates' pleas, it was time for Justin to announce his decision. And he stuck a knife in the neuroscientist's back, taking a weaker competitor to the end...

Justin: I can honestly tell you that I always think things through... This mind game of who I can beat is killer. I know that I have haters in the jury and I honestly don't care, because I don't know how the jurors feel about you both. Some hate you both, some love you both. I think for the sake of just smartness, even if I get second place...I have to vote to evict..... Michele. I feel like the biggest jerk in the whole for the third week in a row and I wouldn't expect you to forgive me, but I would love to still be friends with you.

Michele: I'm really disappointeds obviously. But honestly it's okay.

Enzo: Thanks Justin!

Michele: This is a game and I don't hold bitter feelings. I'm just mad at myself for fucking up that final HOH.

Justin: I still want to be friends!

Enzo: Good game, Michele you really did kill it. Even though I fuckin' hated you in game.

Michele: I didn't hate you at all till you freaked out at my nomination ceremony. I actually thought you were/are funny.

Enzo: Hahahaha I thought I was a goner at that point and then I stayed and it turned into a lucky charm.

Michele: I meant what I said. You're like the ONLY person I haven't heard being trash talked.

Chelsbot: It's official. Michele, you are the last person to be evicted from the Big Brother Warzone house. But congrats on a great game

Michele: Thanks Chelsbot.

And with that, Michele walked out of the house, leaving Justin and Enzo to battle it out for the half million dollar prize.

[Chelsbot]

Finale

Final 2: Enzo Palumbo vs. Justin Giovinco


Justin had just done the unthinkable. He had defeated Michele in an HOH competition. And then he had gone back on his alliance with her and sent her to the Jury house. With his biggest threat out of the game, he felt like he had a decent chance of winning the whole thing...

Justin: So I won the Final HOH and brought Enzo along, and I really think it's a 50/50 shot at winning. Which is so Warzone, watch the vote be 4-3, as always....

I had to stab so many backs but stabbing Michele was definitely the hardest and actually hurt (Hooray I am human!). She will be tough in her questions so that's exciting, but for the whole questioning in general I'm not so excited. Hopefully I do well and win, let's not let all that betrayal go to waste.

Either way, I am happy about my performance. It's such an accomplishment to make it to the end in Warzone. No matter who thinks I deserve it or not, I did it. No one brought me here. I used strategy to get here. If I lose to a bitter jury, I'll sit with Sheila from Warzone 2, as I think I played the best in this Final 2.

Meanwhile, Michele walked into a jury house where Justin was Public Enemy #1...

Michele: Kinda ironic how me, Brit and Rachel were controlling the entire game and then all of us three were out in a row. I honestly felt it was the best move for me at the time, but now this sucks because I much rather would have voted for one of you two to win than the two guys. Yes, even you Brit. I know you hate me but I totally respected you and that's the reason WHY I decided to get rid of you. Justin completely betrayed me. But you know what? Good for him. He probably has a better shot at winning against Enzo.

Britney: How does the black and white feel now, beyotch! Huh!? HUH!? Gurl, this is what you get for turning on us! Honestly though, there is a part of me that is disappointed to see you here. You deserved that Final 2, even though sometimes you can be a whore-face, slut bag.

Angie: I'm extremely disappointed to see both Rachel and Michele here over Justin.

Michele: My vote is completely up in the air. I think Enzo played a great social game but I didn't really see any big moves from him. But I can't really name any for Justin either because whenever he does make a good move for himself (evicted Rachel and evicting me for example) he over-apologizes and doesn't own up to it. This is a game and we all came into it knowing there'd be backstabbing and conflict, and he just seems to try to hide from the aftermath of his actions. But he did kick my butt in the last couple competitions so I do have to give him credit for that.

Rachel: He has no balls. None. He didn't have any all game.

Britney: Did you help Justin with either of the Final 2 Vetoes, Michele? Or did he ACTUALLY win them on his own?

Michele: Sort of. For the final 5 veto I didn't throw it, both him and Rachel were faster than me. But during the final round I gave him the answer cause I thought if Rachel won she'd use it on you and I'd be screwed for final 4. For the final 4 veto I helped him prepare and shared notes with him...

Britney: OKAYSOBASICALLY without Michele, brain-dead Justin wouldn't have been able to win anything!

Rachel: Justin's a fluke.

Angie: How could you say that about him Rachel? He worked extremely hard to be in the final two and he MADE SURE he was liked by the houseguests. (rolls eyes)

Britney: Can we please exile Justin to the bottom of the ocean or something!? CAN WE!?

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When it came time for the jury to grill the finalists, the theme of Justin bashing continued...

Angie: Hi Justin. I'm not happy to see you in the final two. I'm not convinced you had the 'great' game you give yourself credit for. I think that the way you constantly lied was just pointless and hurt your game more than it could possibly help you. I can respect someone who played the game and had to lie in order to progress themselves. However, I feel like the way you lied was just for the hell of it. It was unnecessary. You continued to lie constantly for no reason and it was just stupid. Your lies weren't even very good. Enzo, it's no surprise that I adored you throughout the whole game. You were one person that I can say I trusted in this game, and that's rare. I do think you played a good social game, and you even lasted longer than your end-game enemy – Michele, so good job on all of that.

Enzo: Thanks so much Angie!! I'm pretty sure it will come to no surprise that I adored you equally, if not more!! I always could be honest with you knowing that you wouldn’t go tell somebody else. Thanks for the compliments and reminding me that I lasted longer than Michele! Who expected that when she was going on her reign of terror competition win-streak?!

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Rachel: Justin, you repulse me. You think you've been this amazing manipulator and you were a fantastic liar? Get over yourself. You weren’t that good, so stop giving yourself credit for bullshit that you’re making up in your head. You’re a delusional cunt and you need a reality check. The only reason you’re here is because you lucked out, you sucked all game, and you won the last two competitions – because let’s be frank, all your other wins were basically Michele’s, right? Don’t deny it, fucker. You were just a pawn in Michele’s game, and your wins were nothing but a fluke. Michele should be sitting where you are, and you should be off somewhere else trying to grow a set of balls because you weren’t man enough to own up to voting out people at all in this game; you’re pathetic.

Enzo: You're great, Rachel.

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Britney: Enzo, I gotta say that you have actually surprised me. I kind of underestimated you in this game. I thought you were just kind of along for the ride, making jokes and what not. I was actually surprised to find out that you made alliances and had a strategy. Justin, I haven't been as impressed by you. You have been a complete pushover. You lied to people because you didn't want to create conflict. So here's my question for both of you: Do you think you're going to win this game? I want a yes or no answer.

Justin: I came into this thinking I had a 50/50 chance at winning and now I feel like I will lose, if not to bitterness, but due to people thinking I did nothing. I didn't stand by and wait for the power houses to evict me, I used those strong players to my advantage. I don't think I will win though.

Enzo: Oh I'll win the game. Justin was someone who constantly lied, but he wasn’t at all social and those two combined don’t form into a winner in my book.

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Michele: Personally I admit I had trouble at first seeing either of you as a good winner, but fair is fair and no matter what I or anyone else says, you guys made it- we didn't! So no matter who wins you earned it.

Justin: Thanks Michele.

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Natalie: To Justin, you're final HoH, me and Memphis final nominees, who do you evict and why?
To Enzo, you're final HoH, me and Rachel final nominees, who do you evict and why?

Justin: This is a good question. I thought about it for a while and came up with reasons why I would HAVE to evict you. If I brought you, I would get hate for bringing an inactive, so you'd probably win out of that spite. Plus Memphis had more jurors that didn't like him. Although you are cool with me and all, I didn't play this game to give it away to someone else.

Enzo: I bring Rachel. I'm really a loyal guy and Rachel has helped me so frickin much this game, that I couldn't think about taking you over her in the final 3.

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Annie: Congrats on the final two, even if you two were least likely to get to the end. You both road coat tails to get to F2 and your games seem pretty similar and but I did notice Justin got his hands a little dirtier. My question is for Justin. You lied, manipulated and even backstabbed people to get here. I know we all have different ways of getting to the end and I am sure you must have some regrets, because I sure do….. I want you to tell me if there was anything you did in the game that you regret?

Justin: I regret not telling people that I was voting them out before it happened. In hindsight it's so much easier to lie about it and not have to hear about it until jury questioning, it takes more balls to just say it and suffer the consequences.

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Memphis: Enzo, I considered her one of my top three allies. And I was right from the beginning when I said "I bet he's making alliances with everyone and calling them different nicknames."

Enzo: Incorrect. I made those alliances after the dingo's so when I told you I wasn't, I was telling you the truth.

Memphis: Justin... How high of a priority alliance was I to you?

Justin: You and Britney fought for the number one spot and I was leaning towards you forever. I don't know but I think Britney suspected that. I would say you were just a bit higher than her.

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It was time to crown the winner of BIG BROTHER: WARZONE 5. One by one, the Jury of 7 cast their votes for the winner.

Memphis: I'VE DECIDED TO NOT VOTE.

Michele: I vote for Justin to win. I struggle to see reasons to vote for either one of them to win, and I finally came to the conclusion that I really don't care who wins because there's very little difference between them for me personally. While trying to think of reasons to vote for someone I decided to vote for the person who ultimately took me out.

Annie: I am casting my vote for Justin to win BB Warzone 5. Reason is that I think he played a better game and would be a better winner to represent this season. I think being social in games and using that as a way to sway the jury is overrated. You can play these games so many different ways and still be voted to win for so many reasons. Mine is not personal, I am not a bitter juror. I am simply voting for the person I thought had the balls to make moves and not ride coat tails as much to the end. Yeah they both rode coat tails, but Justin rode his with more class.

Rachel: I vote... Enzo.

Natalie: I vote for Enzo. I think I'm in love with Enzo.

Angie: I am choosing Enzo. Enzo, not only were we in an alliance, but we were great friends. I also think you played a great social game. Justin may have fought too but I think you fought harder. With that, I give you my vote.

Britney: My vote is for ENZO! Enzo's game was more put together. It was neat and tidy, while Justin's was sloppy. I am SOOO happy Enzo was in the Final 2, because I get to vote for someone who I actually want to see win. So, congratulations Enzo, YOU'RE MR. WARZONE 2010!

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Chelsbot pulled the final key out of the nomination box to reveal the winner. But after the jury questioning, there was very little suspense as to who the winner would be...

Chelsbot: Congratulations, Enzo, by a vote of 4-2, you are the winner of BIG BROTHER: WARZONE 5!

With that, the fifth season of Big Brother Warzone had concluded. After an explosive season, Enzo Palumbo was the newest Warzone champion.